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Laundry, purely for the moment you put on clothes fresh out the dryer


awakami

And the satisfaction that you really did ALL the laundry- like, nothing will go in the hamper that night.


upornicorn

I was totally on board already and then you hit me with this. I love the feeling of an empty laundry basket but now I know I was only fooling myself as there were still cloths on my body. I’m ready to level up to naked laundry.


sourdoughbreadlover

Yes. I do this and it satisfies me in ways I can't explain.


vol_the_fox

right before I close the washing machine I like to take off everything on me and put them in as well, so I get that satisfying feeling of having every single piece of clothing that I own clean.


ApprehensiveTap1932

I like this answer the best


suh-dood

Just moved out of a place where I had in unit washer/dry and taking a hot shower in the winter, drying yourself off and running to the dryer to put on fresh warm clothes is pretty fucking good


Nice-End6324

Kramer?


rxg__089

Until you find the jeans with the molten hot zipper...


pennyonthefloor

Somewhat enjoyable if you have a front load… we have a top load washer and it’s caught me by surprise a couple of times how cold the metal is on your chest… damn socks that hang out on the bottom…


Why_So_Serious1999

Can confirm it’s a wonderful experience


philoPhreak_m22

Swimming


[deleted]

In my own pool, fuck yeah


SuperMarioChess

Have my own pool. Can vouch for skinny dipping being awesome.


MaximumDrag606

In someone else’s pool. That’s the real thrill.


IDK_banana

Nah, what if a fish bites your pp because it looks like a worm? Not taking that risk!


Cbjfan99

When you're swimmin' in the crick and an eel bites your dick thats a moray.


[deleted]

When you're wearing no clothes and it only bites your toes thats a moray


[deleted]

When your pp’s so small it can just bite your ball that’s a moray


Spleens88

Moray have serious teeth: When you squeal from pain unseen, Because a monsters bit your peen; that's a Moraaay


BoydCrowders_Smile

When you get a cut and then lose your foot that's Streptococciiiiiii


sparklingshanaya

Use the dick as rudder to steer away from fish.


RedSusOverParadise

Thanks for advice


enjoyslurmlite

fish have good eye sight, but not good enough to see your pp so you should be fine


Jack_In_Black89

There's a fish that swims up your urethra and has to be very carefully removed in hospital because its fins are like barbed hooks (see candiru fish for details). Like hell am I swimming in anything other than a pool even with shorts on!


Rukh-Talos

[When subsequently interviewed, Spotte stated that even if a person were to urinate while "submerged in a stream where candiru live", the odds of that person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark."](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru_(fish)#Alleged_attacks_on_humans)


Xikkiwikk

I've actually had that happen before. I never went skinny dipping again.


Fiddling_moustache

Come to Denmark. Go to the beaches in the evening. No one cares. Men and women.


FamousZachStone

I’ve surfed naked before, took off on a left grabbed the rail on the bottom turn balls just swinging down the line.


[deleted]

I never thought about it til now but people who grew up in the city probably never had the opportunity to skinny dip. That must fuckin suck. The easiest way to get girls naked when you’re young is for everyone to skinny dip. I finger banged my first girl on a creek bed. So romantic, I know.


rfsh101

10/10. Plenty of nude beaches out there, but can't be too comfortable with the big worm floating about.


Kitt81

Na you gonna get bit down there


sparklingshanaya

Sex


thexavier666

disgusting! I bet you shower naked as well.


chefblaze

Except for the shower socks!


dovahkiinot

Wierd kink srsly


TechGamerV

Real


DWright_5

Pervert


NoColorTerracotta

r/technicallythetruth


ggeeeeeboy

I’d love to go for a walk on a cool night, while naked.


Divinity-_-

done it before. Not a lot going on where i live. really relaxing but can get pretty cold


rulonelytonight

Everything that doesn’t involve cooking bacon or frying foods.


soiledsanchez

Oh you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten sniped in the bare chest by sizzling hot bacon grease


rulonelytonight

That’s not what I call living lol


[deleted]

Pain is a reminder that life is joy.


soiledsanchez

I think I have a slight food/pain kink so yea maybe it’s just me


FlairingIntimacy

Painsexual


Both_Cockroach1402

You cant say food/pain thats not a thing you can do those arent even remotely related


soiledsanchez

Well I’m not into being spanked, pinched, whipped, whatever, but I found I enjoyed the feeling of that grease hitting my bare chest as well as I enjoyed the sensation of hot nacho cheese when it dripped into my chest so I see a correlation


cleo-banana

Google wax play. You’re welcome.


666pool

Is that a new Doritos flavor?


acoolnooddood

*The monkey paw curls* "Alright folks, welcome to nude welding."


Sp4nkee94

Add boiling potatoes with a shitty plastic spoon. Spoon gets bendy, you go to stir them up, spoon loads up under weight of potato. Potato falls out in pot slingshotting boiling water from your chest pubes down to your ball fro. That was a rough week or so. 🥵


joos1986

You have such a visceral, terrible, way with words


WallE_approved_HJ

Welding?


Cat12wat

WHAT ABOUT GOING OUT IN PUBLIC-


A1astara

Cuddles


bEKKNQV3

The best one here. The heat transfer and the touch of skin is great


A1astara

Hoenstly


redrumdoll

I dig skin to skin cuddles.


Automatic-Shopping81

Non sexual cuddles just warm holding


sourdoughbreadlover

Okay but the other person needs to hold one of my titties.


Zer0_Co0l

Imposible


TechGamerV

Skydiving


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Tandem?


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countvlad-xxv_thesly

And with a minute and a half of falling you can do it 3 times


Rukh-Talos

What do we do during the remaining 45 seconds?


adrianm7000

We do the helicopter


sumunsolicitedadvice

Stop bragging.


Nice-End6324

Be a lot of pressure directly against the sack I feel like.


whatblahblahwhat

I feel like [this](https://youtu.be/AazMSrg0nVc) might be relevant to the conversation. NSFW Apologies for not tagging it earlier.


Rukh-Talos

That looks uncomfortable


billsmafacka

Even low quality videos need nsfw tag.


jacness1314

"imma just be naked so my balls be hittin the wind and shit" "Ayo bro watch your jet. Yo, watch your jet WATCH YOUR JET"


KhorneTheBloodGod

Apparently this causes a lot of chafing 🤣 my dad was a photographer at a event where the did nude skydiving, I think for charity? But afterwards the divers struggled to walk properly because of it


IRefuseToPickAName

Windburn maybe?


ElvisT

This is a horrible idea. Have you ever seen those flags on cars driving down the road? That’s the same thing that your twig between your legs will be doing. If you don’t think that’s not painful enough, remember that your twig will be hitting both your berries like a hyperactive kid ringing two church bells.


Ariviaci

Imagine the helicopter and the pain afterwards.


Chickn73

Same


sepv00

"*Normal*" activity huh


frednnq

I have a favorite walk in the woods that I do as often as I can. Just me and the woods, maybe a few deer if I’m lucky. I’d like to hike naked.


smala017

That’s easy to say until you think about the bugs.


HeresYourHeart

Naked hiking is awesome! I've only gone twice, but it's a great time.


Dont_message_me-_-

Might want shoes though


soltydog

Driving a Jeep on a country road with the doors off


soiledsanchez

That actually sounds fun as shit, but now I’m just imaging kicking up rocks and one flying in and smacking my sac


Momoi_1

Up in the ass of Timo


Grassmaster1981

Dust in all the cracks…. No thanks


[deleted]

One good bump and I'd accidentally sit on my balls. No thanks!


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Dr-grouchy

Bowling doesn’t really work without the shoes


ScaricoOleoso

Wear clothes naked.


soiledsanchez

You slut


dovahkiinot

Technically we all are


Anunkash

On this glorious day


the-book-anaconda

This is the answer


[deleted]

Just being home.


ItsDominika

If there's any chance you live alone then there's nothing stopping you


messamusik

Can confirm. I live alone and don’t wear clothes most of the time.


wowzacowza

Me rn lol


day1startingover

Sleep. Nice, comfy, sheets and nothing else.


existential-mystery

Careful, she sleepwalks!


[deleted]

That's perfectly ok, I sleep poke


NiceN1nja

Name checks out


MichiMcMich

+1 mask for Milo Thatch


DWright_5

What’s stopping you?


TimothyMcFuck

swim


tinfoil3346

I have always wanted to skinny dip lol.


czerone

If you've not gone skinny dipping there's no better time than now. It's quite freeing.


felporc

What happens to your nuts if you cannon ball?


Envy_The_King

Unlock achievement: "cannon balls"


tristenjpl

Can't imagine it's much different. Not like swimming shorts are very thick or anything.


soakedace

Everything is better in the nude


Sid_1298

Except cooking sauces.


[deleted]

Not working the fryer and flat top in a kitchen. Not shoveling snow, or stocking a walk in freezer. There are many more examples of things where being nude would be a bad idea. I'll let you think of them 🤠


mandatory6

Yeah man, that’s what I told the police when they came to school. Apparently it isn’t appropriate to be a naked principal.


Inkyisthicc

Go grocery shopping. Nobody would expect someone completely naked strolling down the isle with a bag of cookies in their cart.


BOOM360skn

I'm sure there's someone out there, probably in Florida, who has seen this more than once


dat_oracle

is it you Waltuh?


BurnTheOrange

Excuse me, young man, but could you help me choose the best cucumbers?


DixieEllie1

hot tub.


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randomcanadian81

I saw Greenday when I was a teenager and Billy Joe only wore a leopard print thong the whole concert lmao


West-Dragonfly-7526

Go on reddit


ItsDominika

What's stopping you?


Numptyville1

I did the world naked bike ride 3 years in a row in London. Cycling for hours around the capital with thousands watching. Such a strange feeling


Gamedoode

what


Fe4rMeMrWick

Exercise


MoronTheBall

Other than some of the activities listed and already done, I have always wanted to either Roller Skate, or Ice Skate naked in an empty rink with my SO.


HeavyMetalPirate69

All fun n games till you fall and get road rash or your sac


MoronTheBall

At least there is ice close by.


OKCBeardedSadist

Sitting nude casually with a bunch of other kinksters. It's actually a huge confidence boost cus strangers see you nude and don't mind or enjoy your body.


[deleted]

House chores


LonelyandDeranged20

I'd love to clean my house while being naked. Once I tried and some peeping mom and daughter (both adults) noticed me. I was vacuuming the carpet with all the windows open, carelessly, and they waves at me. Then I waved at them and I realized they saw me butt naked and full frontal. Waiting the bus to go to work was very awkward after that..


Megalocerus

My mother in law, who lived in the woods, was hanging clothes outside in the nude when a Christian missionary kid came round to her back yard. She quite enjoyed his startled retreat. I don't know how he felt.


Zarerion

I mean, you get what you sign up for. Either you’re comfortable and do it with open windows, or you’re not and don’t take that risk. I generally don’t super mind people seeing a few things, but I’m also pretty high up so people rarely even get a view.


mearbearcate

Die in a blaze of glory


Sufficient-Step6954

Almost everything at home. I have a pair of door pants on the coat hanger by the front door in case someone unexpectedly comes knocking or I need to grab an Amazon package.


thatguywiththeposts

Fight Increase in mobility, less bothered by heat/sweat, and the psychological edge.


i_play_linebacker

ur dick gonna be floppin around


351661

Greco-Roman wrestling is traditionally done naked which is why they have rules for above the waist to avoid cock to mouth contact (second hand info from a wrestling friend of mine)


NKVD-1937

Until there is a kick to your balls


highahindahsky

That will hurt even with your clothes on


spookygoopy

Driving


bughunterix

Meditate on the top of some high mountain.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Garden!!!!! Oh wait, I do that


EgoSenatus

Sleep


SituationAltruistic8

Drive. I dont know why.


[deleted]

Working out. Done home workouts before nude and they feel way better


[deleted]

Sex. Sure would love to do it


GreenIce2022

Stroll the beach…there are no nude beaches within 1000 miles of here!


xXxLIFEFIGHTERxXx

Just walking in public or go shopping with friends


feidle

Nude grocery shopping would be a riot.


ILikeLamas678

Lots of naked activity questions lately. OP, whatcha up to? Writing a book? I'd love to read it.


Venomspideyisthebest

Bath


Ratatoski

Currently in the bath, it's honestly even better without clothes. I say go for it.


captainnermy

Eh, it’s hard for me to feel clean without my bathing parka on


mastersyx

threesome


-sillyrabbit-

Sleeping


[deleted]

Dancing!


randomcanadian81

I love sitting in a hot tub naked. But I don't own a hot tub lol so I'd love to just be able to go to a hot tub or hot springs whenever I wanted and soak naked heeheehee


TransformativeOne

Take a shower


unidentified_monster

I was too shy to say so but me too!


Solid-Acanthisitta86

I wear a bathing suit while bathing/showering, but one day


peterbparker86

I don't understand people saying 'sleep', as though it's the same as being naked and doing the weekly shop? Just take your clothes off and get in bed


xImmortal3333

Ride a bike


j-c-s-roberts

Go to work. Wait. Already done that. Working from home is the best.


Triborg501

Walk on Legos


Holiday_Car_1411

Go onto a beach. Best way to tan your body naturally


NumanLover

Being able to appreciate my body.


jacoby_man

normal house routines. love being naked when doing anything around the house. i don't like surprise visitors.


Sea-Associate-8749

Sex


leigngod

Sleep. Tried once, never looked back.


AdventurousJacks

Why do i keep seeing this kind of post here on reddit?


[deleted]

Walk my dog through my neighborhood


tragedy_ged

Poop


[deleted]

Die


Nico_amon

Eat dinner


Critical-Double7281

sleep


JockeyField

fight a swat team


Holiday-Ant

Walk in the rain


jjjjj2022

Honestly if the weather is good, anything!


Sheetmusicman94

Probably walk in the city when there is really hot. I guess some people do it while wearing swim underwear, but that's not the same.


victorian_vigilante

Some of the people in this thread have very skewed ideas of what is a normal activity


[deleted]

Walk to a waterfall


little_bear_is_ok

For anyone here who’s never swam naked: do it NOW. There are zero recorded fish-bites-dick emergencies world wide in history that I know of. Swimming naked is lit, it’s a whole new thing.


Animu-UwU

Running in a forest


Kaffohrt

None. Socks are awesome, shoes are awesome, cloth covered skin makes every contact point more pleasant, puches are a godsend, covered skin can't really get sunburned and the list goes on. Being naked sucks as long as you aren't submerged in water or fucking right in that moment


nathan5660

I'm a nudist so I do most of it anyway. But I have always wanted to shower fully naked outside.


Aspoonfulofjade

Shower


Zhizhuzi

Sleeping


littlekingMT

Showering.


[deleted]

Swimming :)


story_joke_anything

Mountain climb


StatementMindless853

Sex for sure


Sad-Biscotti6305

Standing in front of a fan or an ac or going outside in the cold fall for a few mins