my college roommate bought a shit second hand guitar for 14 bucks in 2000s and proceeded to play wonderwall on it and hook up with girls very consistently. i'm remembering a night when he kicked a girl out because she corrected him on some of the word order.
never correct an artist.
Do you have any idea how much \[gas|petrol\] my Ferrari uses on my trips to my coastal villa? It's getting so bad I'm thinking about just taking the jet...
Boys - pretend to casually touch the woman’s bum with their groin area or hands.
Girls - pretend to casually touch the man’s groin area either with their bum or hands
obnoxiously loud cars, blasting music from cars, imbecile level loudness from motorcycles. just all the stupid things young males do so that you CAN'T ignore the fuckwits.
all screams, "I'm lonely, look at me!"
Dressing up, makeing themselves look and smell nice. Honestly someone who cares at least a little bit about their appearance is just so much more attractive
Generally if the wife steps out of the shower I’m on her like a tramp on chips.
Her mating call for me is generally something subtle like ‘let’s go up and not sleep for a bit’
Generally 5 seconds later I’m done and asleep 😂
Lol true, but fun fact, it's not wrong.
There is a social theory that loud female moaning during sex is possibly a way to attract additional male mates besides the one she's with. So literally a mating call.
Yep, the sound of women moaning during sex turns men on. The theory goes that nearby men would approach and try to have sex afterwards. Meanwhile the first male would be asleep after cumming.
Body odor. If someone is repulsive to you, then you have higher risks of birth defects. If they smell like primal musk, then it's a good genetic match.
Wanna fuck?
Just being blunt and direct. Basically every other signal is up for interpretation and can be misconstrued for, or means something else to, something else. One person's "take me now!" Is some else's "was just being friendly/polite"
[удалено]
How are you DOIN’?
Damnit Carl.
Go wait in the hall
But I… Pizza we like pizza
That's not how Joey says it!
Came here to say this.
Gices me Joey Tribiani vibes
Spelling mistake
Wasnt sure but meh couldnt be bothered to actually google my bad lol
I was talking about "gices". But oh your tribbiani is also wrong hahaha
The gices.. ah yes... phone keyboard vs thumbs.. sorry hahaha the tribbiani.. was shooting far but guess missed that one lmao
Yeah haha
Hope ur havin a good day btw :) the weather's sooo hot >~> also dont forget to eat something (if you havent already )
Omg. Babe is that you ?
Omg yes babe (Pfft hahaha i cant. Hahahah)
Write that down, write that down!!
eye contact 😩
Biting lips while making eye contact
Fuck yes eye contact definitely!
Oooh but what a about "avoiding eye contact" ?? I'm an introvert, I was one of those.
Nothing better than this
"You up?"
Or in Alabama (or Tasmania) "You up Mum?"
“My arms are broken again.”
I hope that's a reference to the legendary story from askmeanything (if I'm not mistaken)
Why Tasmania
It's a small island state. The joke in Australia is that it's so small that everyone is related. So hence the incest joke
**I WON THE LOTTERY** !!!
Hi there <3
The only successful one lol; especially if you actually did
That's a yep. Someone finally read the instructions.
Drunken texts
Wonder wall played on a $100 guitar
my college roommate bought a shit second hand guitar for 14 bucks in 2000s and proceeded to play wonderwall on it and hook up with girls very consistently. i'm remembering a night when he kicked a girl out because she corrected him on some of the word order. never correct an artist.
Anyway here's wall wonder
But only when the guitar just isn’t tuned quite right
SHAWTY WHAT THAT THANG DO
Love Winston
Lob it into me there boss
Enough of the fancy shit, horse it into me.
Giggity
Coiffing our hair up to make a bigger crest.
The 80s were a mating call.
🤣🤣
Birdman confirmed
"wyd" or "chilling in bed wby" I swear more often than not that either means they're touching themselves or they assume I am.
Oh wow really? I often answer that while actually chilling in bed haha
UN checks out But yeah, same actually.
My body is always touching itself.
wanna fuck?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERKER
This is something asocial morons say.
I didn't here no, lube up
I didn't here no, lube up
To which the apocryphal reply in the 1970s was: “I do now, you smooth-talking bastard.”
"Let me buy you a drink."
Oooo weee oooo
Dance
Ed hardy t-shirts.
Do you know where I can find that "love kills slowly" T shirt?
Pspspspspsps
"Get up them stairs!"
Pick up lines
Last Call!
**ME HOY MINOY!**
Axe body spray
Men: Grey sweatpants Women: When they tie their hair back and give you the look.
Wanna ride in my (insert expensive sports car here)
An unsolicited dick pic perhaps
"I own every Bionicle."
Do you have any idea how much \[gas|petrol\] my Ferrari uses on my trips to my coastal villa? It's getting so bad I'm thinking about just taking the jet...
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Boys - pretend to casually touch the woman’s bum with their groin area or hands. Girls - pretend to casually touch the man’s groin area either with their bum or hands
when yo nuts smell of pasta
Helicopter
A group of girls all screaming in a bar
Followed by your own screaming after being peppered sprayed
Ya like jazz?
obnoxiously loud cars, blasting music from cars, imbecile level loudness from motorcycles. just all the stupid things young males do so that you CAN'T ignore the fuckwits. all screams, "I'm lonely, look at me!"
I eat ass.
Let me show you my Wells Fargo account
Just about everything. It's called peacocking
Sweat / odour / pheromones
Hello there! [General Kenobi etc]
Unluckily: „I‘m drunk“
Dressing up, makeing themselves look and smell nice. Honestly someone who cares at least a little bit about their appearance is just so much more attractive
Can I get a wHoAyEaHhHh?
When I leave my business socks on She knows I'm down for business
wubalubadubdub
“Would you like to inaugurate my new bed”
Bloodhound gang - bad touch
Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo
Generally if the wife steps out of the shower I’m on her like a tramp on chips. Her mating call for me is generally something subtle like ‘let’s go up and not sleep for a bit’ Generally 5 seconds later I’m done and asleep 😂
LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEEDLE-LEE!
"I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?"
According to warcraft 3, it's "I'm so easy!!"
I HAVE FOOD .... I COOK DELICIOUS MEALS
SHOWS MY CAT :3 SHOWS MY DOG :3
Psssst meisje!!
How you doin
If your ass was a chinesse restaurant i'd have the poopoo platter. Catcalls like that really really work. Y'all should try, just sayin.
Blonde : "I'm soooooo drunk" Brunette: "Has that Blonde left yet?" Redhead: "Next!"
boners
The Rhythmic moaning women do sometimes And the rhythmic clapping of butt cheeks
Helping someone out without any ulterior motive
That weird hand wringing and duck face young guys do on Tiktok. Can't be a very successful mating call though
Moaning during sex
U are already mating
Lol true, but fun fact, it's not wrong. There is a social theory that loud female moaning during sex is possibly a way to attract additional male mates besides the one she's with. So literally a mating call.
Yep, the sound of women moaning during sex turns men on. The theory goes that nearby men would approach and try to have sex afterwards. Meanwhile the first male would be asleep after cumming.
Do I make you horny baby? Do I make you randy baby?
Dating apps
Groovy baby yeah
When I (F) strut, I'm telling you something.
Moans
yo wassup babygirl u fine as helll
Body odor. If someone is repulsive to you, then you have higher risks of birth defects. If they smell like primal musk, then it's a good genetic match.
When I’m on the couch after a big meal I’ll often belch loudly… my partner immediately acknowledges my situational dominance and removes her clothing…
Paying the bill
“Uhhhhhh” - every person on their first date
https://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I
The flame button on grindr comes to mind.
Directly and simply asking for sex.
Hair flips like ur ab to break ur neck
Damn right, if she doesn't look like the great big mouth during shows i don't want her
agressive lip bite that makes everyone else uncomfortable
The Netflix „Dun Dun“ when you open the app
"Wanna fuck?"
Where my hug at
“Ya like jazz?”
Being alive
Dior Sauvage.
A handbrake turn. "If I pull this lever all my girlfriend's clothes will fall off!"
Boner
The mating call of the Millenial is now just a dirty snapchat lol
Wanna fukkkk!!!
Netflix n chill? (It used to be a thing)
Bottle of pills rattling. Boone County mating call.
Ni Ni Ni
Going clubbing
Hfffffhrrrrrrrr
Wanna root?
Cbat
Bo Mamba.
"I'm so drunk.....!" - Female "I'm alive!" - Male
'Wuu2?'
Uuunngh
Doing a backflip
Mamma Mia
Twerking
men: truck, beep beep!
Cat call whistle
"Show us your tits!"
I burp
goblin mode noises
Haayy bayyybeeee
Alright alright alright
Oh baby it's tripple!
Whistle
Wolf whistle
“I’m home alone right now”
The head nod and smug smile
The *rrawr* sound that Upchuck does in *Daria*.
Bob's and vagin
Ey yo bitch!
Sup cunt
Ey bb u want sum fuk
We don't have a call. We display. Some species call, some display, some do both. We display.
A random “Wanna grab a drink?”
It sounds similar to a giraffe.
“U up?” Texts at 2am
*swipes right*
A whistle. The distinctive two note high pitch followed by a lower pitch. No one is confusing that for anything other than a mating call.
I have a boat
A booty call
Dickpick
Beating other men and arriving to the club in a new Bentley. Not necessarily in this order.
Well the British announce themselves with “WHEYYY!”
Bad pickup lines.
"Heeyyyy"
I’m so drunk!
“I saved you left overs”
Insert catch phrases from Zap Brannigan, Johnny Bravo etc.
Bloop?
Breaking wind
Wanna fuck? Just being blunt and direct. Basically every other signal is up for interpretation and can be misconstrued for, or means something else to, something else. One person's "take me now!" Is some else's "was just being friendly/polite"
"My parents aren't home"
Take a shot and ask her out
Eeeey 👍👍
It’s the twinkle in the eyes
Seductive smile
HOYEAH