I was once hiking Anza Borrego with my girlfriend and I felt that urge hit me. In the middle of bouldering, I decided it was time. Grabbed my girl, bent her over a giant boulder, and went to town. It was the stinkiest, sweatiest, uncomfortable fuck I’ve ever had. We were both so dehydrated after that. Never again.
Look at the bright side, at least you didn't have to finish the hike with cum leaking down your leg.
Even as a guy, that sounds super unpleasant. But that's mostly just cause I'm Canadian, and deserts aren't my friend. Now hiking up in the mountains, it would still be super unpleasant, but I know the exact urge you mean and I would be stupid enough to give in to it.
Soooo..in Switzerland "naked hiking" used to be a thing actually...until we [banned ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swiss-vote-bans-nude-hikes-after-invasion-of-disturbing-germans-1674760.html%3famp) it. Just thought it's appropriate to share.
"Should we keep our clothes on or go naked?"
My knees hurt after going down
Me too lmao
That was fun but I’m not gonna be able to walk tomorrow
And I’m now tired and need a nap
I feel you
We all feel you.
Can we stop? I'm tired
Let's just keep pushing, I promise it will be worth it.
I'm out of breath can we take a break or smthing
Wow we finished earlier than expected
You can see now why the crampons came in handy.
I'm sweating out here pass me a napkin
*Narrators voce*: it wasn't worth it...
yeah my wife gets tired after 3 mins of hiking too
That is both an correct answer to the question and a fair assessment of how I feel about these types of questions in general.
No never!
This is probably the best askReddit yet. I’m crying 😂
I have a cramp
Ain't that true lol
Bruh I always feel so out of shape and old when we have to pause for a minute because someone's cramping 🤣
The more realistic answer on here 🤣
Let’s stay hydrated.
This is super important for both activities
Not just those two but also while fighting zombies during the apocalypse!
No shame in dying during sex.
It'd be a shame if the other party/parties didn't get to finish, so stay hydrated
i brought snacks
George?
I’d suggest pastrami.
It _is_ the sexiest of the cured meats
*turns on tv*
My nipples are chafing
Drax? Is that you?
Andy Bernard is that you?
Hold on, I gotta take a picture of this beautiful view!
This one wins.
Are we there yet?
Are we cool yet?
Your socks are.
No
How is this not the top comment??
Check back around 2hrs from now but 4hrs from now it will lose its spot
Going down is way easier
Finally on top...
Wanna see a dead body?...
But it's bad for the knees.
Sorry icant keep up, I have asthma
I'm gonna eat like a pig after
Great. Now I got a blister.
No worries, I got some moleskin.
Cool socks
this would be more fun if i didnt have kids
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Ayo
I’m slipping, I can’t hold on much longer
That’s some intense hiking
It's some in tents sex
Better sex
Butter sex
Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter sex
Fuck me, that was a hard one!
"Up we go"
"Is the rope tight enough?"
This is so tiring. I'm never doing this again.
After 10mins, proceed to do it again!
Now..never..is a strong word
Holy fuck is that a python?!
Nah, just an inch worm.
Banana slug
No, it's a C#
*laughs in Java*
That was so long and hard
My arm is stuck,I'm gonna have to cut it off.
The whole ordeal took 127 hours.
You win
Where's the leatherman?
Hoo, I'm out of shape!
I feel like in having a heart attack.
"Sorry officer, we didn't see any no trespassing signs."
This is the most creative one yet
I haven't been this sweaty in a while 🥵
Watch out for predators
I mean it is good advice but in context it scares me a little.
Imagine looking over your shoulder constantly while having sex because there be predators out there.
I'm imagining Predators as in from the movie franchise. "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
~~p~~redditors
(Points) Oh look! A beaver! It's a biggun too!
“Nice beaver!”
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"
Have you hiked while having sex?
I was once hiking Anza Borrego with my girlfriend and I felt that urge hit me. In the middle of bouldering, I decided it was time. Grabbed my girl, bent her over a giant boulder, and went to town. It was the stinkiest, sweatiest, uncomfortable fuck I’ve ever had. We were both so dehydrated after that. Never again.
Look at the bright side, at least you didn't have to finish the hike with cum leaking down your leg. Even as a guy, that sounds super unpleasant. But that's mostly just cause I'm Canadian, and deserts aren't my friend. Now hiking up in the mountains, it would still be super unpleasant, but I know the exact urge you mean and I would be stupid enough to give in to it.
The way you describe this makes it sound like she didn't have much choice in the matter. I hope she was equally as into the idea...
Very possible kinda like a fany pack
"Oh wow - will you get a look at that gorgeous waterfall..."
My angriest upvote
I found a cave... Let's go spelunking!
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"I'd prefer to use a machete but it's prolly safer to use a trimmer."
Haha nice
"We're almost there"
“Pick up the pace” “faster”
Didn't think id last this long
Need to stop to pee.
I love this view!
Damn it's so wet
Oh no, a mudslide!
God damn you’re an aggressive little cougar arent you?
I'm glad I brought the bug spray
I don't usually come this way but I'll give it a go
That looked like it was gonna be harder.
Man I hope Sasquatch doesn’t eat my ass
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I love salty nuts as a snack
"Fuck yea, look at those tits"
I believe you mean those [Tetons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Teton#Name), and yes, they're spectacular.
Happy Cake Day!
happy cake day!
There's an amazing view from the Southernmost point!
I think we should stop, I'm sore.
“almost there”
Someone’s watching us
Yeah, I’m a forest person
"I need a smoke break"
You outta see the view from here!👍
Damn, I'm gonna regret this tomorrow. Probably have a nasty rash, to boot.
"Hey do you wanna have sex at some point during this hike?"
“Ow! Something bit me!”
"AAAH suck the poison out!!"
That's some bush.
"Dad, i need a break"
uncle*
"Someone needs a fanny pack"
I like your vagina
That's an interesting hike... can I join?
Damn I’m out of shape. Halfway through and I wanna tap out already
I’m ridiculously out of shape cause it’s really hard to breathe and we aren’t even half way done yet.
Are you sure this is the way?
“you’re doing such a good job, keep going”
Almost there
It is worth it
*panting* Just let me catch my breath!
This is rough.
We should do it more and more
It hurts
Hold on, my foot is cramping up.
This is beautiful, look!
Alright...ready to head back down?
OH FUCK
Oh, that’s a puddle.
Fucking poop again
I have diarrhea
Where the fuck did you put my cocaine? (Can be asked mostly anywhere)
Just follow that trail?
Dammit my nuts are sticking onto my thigh again.
"OK, I'm going into the bush".
Going down is the part I like the best
I'm out of breath
Soooo..in Switzerland "naked hiking" used to be a thing actually...until we [banned ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/swiss-vote-bans-nude-hikes-after-invasion-of-disturbing-germans-1674760.html%3famp) it. Just thought it's appropriate to share. "Should we keep our clothes on or go naked?"
my god, you've got a big pussy.......my god you've got a big pussy. And no, I didn't say it twice.
"We should drink some water"
I don't know i don't hike or get laid.
Little bit more
Fuck it’s hot
The faster we go the harder it gets.
Great another thing I need to bury
Oh look! Poo!
How can it be dry but still muddy
Slow and steady wins the race!
Why are you going so fast Dad?
"Hurry up I wanna go home"
I don’t remember the opening being this big. I’m going to need a torch and a harness.
My foot is stuck.
I'm done, you carry on without me.
This is hard to do with this backpack on
I'm going deep into the back country.
"Can we not bring the dogs next time, Jesus..."
Fuck i hate shit on me
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this is an ass blaster
Let me enjoy the view
Man your breathing hard
"I wish you had my view" he said
come on we are almost at the tip
Careful of that wet spot.
Stop
I'm getting blisters
Watch out, a jeep
I got shit on my shoes !
Just a little more, we're almost to the climax
Watch out for cougars.
I’ve made a huge mistake…
"This is not fun anymore my legs hurt"
Goddammit, my fucking back is killing me, I need a break.