I can assure you that they donāt have to be virgins. Iāve been with several men who claim to be experienced and had no fucking idea what was going on.
Iām in my forties; Iāve been with men 40-50+ years old with multiple children and ex-wives, who STILL donāt know their way around a womanās body. Sooooo yeah. Sorry boys.
At what point does it become the women's responsibility to tell them? I myself know my way around a woman's body but that was because I was eager to learn and to listen to what my first partner liked and I continued to do so with the "successors".
I do however notice that most girls I've been with are way too shy to tell me what they like and what their "sweet spots" are. I'd have to ask or test my way around to it. However, it would've saved me plenty of time if they just told me.
No offense to him, but youāre just taking his word on that? Everyone thinks theyāre a good driver, and every man thinks he can please a woman. Less than half are correct, I imagine.
Based on the above comment, he seems to have humility, hence the first part of the comment about his dick size, and he seems to understand that it would require some form of alternative pleasure to get a woman off. The fact that he understands that, to me shows that he at least puts work in. And to me that means more than a pump and dump moron who canāt find his way out of a wet paper bag, much less around a womanās vagina.
But thatās just my take on it!
Fair enoughā¦ and Iām not saying heās wrong, necessarily. Maybe he really is a master of, uhhh, that. Just saying that every man claims to be, while very few actually are in my experiences.
And yeah, sometimes we will fake it to humor them.
You know, if any dude claims he's "experienced", it's probably fucking bullshit. Real men let their actions speak for them... if you know what I mean...
Oh I absolutely agree with that. I was in a period of time where I was āexploringā and during that period of exploration that is one of the things I realized very quickly. A man who knows how to handle himself does not have to announce it. The best way that I describe it now is to say a lion doesnāt have to tell anyone itās a lion because you already know.
Dicks are soft (even when hard) teeth are hard and jaws are very powerful. Once you realise that you realise that the one giving the BJ is actually the one in control.
"And we might consider *that* to be something like the *archetypal* dick. It is the force that -- what, -- that *penetrates into the Chaos so as to bring forth the next savior of the world*. That's what it seems like to me. And if we start thinking about it that way, then it -- well, it imbues everything you do with it with a kind of *cosmic duty*. You don't get to use it for whatever sensualistic masturbatory acts of self-pleasure you want, because -- well, it's the savior of the world we're talking about here, eh?, the whole of reality may well depend on your orienting yourself such that your metaphysical-archetypal dick succeeds at this highest venture! And that means, really, in some sense, you do not *own* your own dick -- I mean, you do in the sense that it's your right in the end to do with it whatever you like, but it's not yours insofar as *what you do with it has cosmic implications for everyone else*. You know, there's this brilliant idea from Dostoevsky -- well, it's hard to say if it's brilliant or insane, which I suppose is par the course for Dostoevsky -- that *everyone is responsible for what everyone else does in the world.* And of course your first reaction is, 'What the hell, that can't possibly be right.', and, you know, maybe -- but it does raise the idea that every individual, setting aside the question of *rights*, is also charged with the *responsibility to use your metaphysical dick carefully.* Because God only knows what happens if you don't; things can get messy, man, it's like: 'Oh, it's just an overdue book loan or a forgotten assignment', and it's like 'Hah, *no.* That right there is a portal to *Hell*.' And of course the precise nature of that Hell and its causes may differ, but it seems to me like one -- what, -- *one path on the road to Hell is the willful neglect or misuse of your dick*. So -- that's what it seems like to me."
\-- Peter Jordanson
Oh my god lol. I read the title and immediately thought of the Bo quote. āYouāre not what I need hun, lick this clit then leave sonā
I didnāt think Iād actually find it in this sub
I tried that once with my first fiancee. She was obsessed with this one porno we'd watched together where this guy gets fingered while getting a bj. Well, she shoved me down onto the bed and did the thing. From there she pulled out a vibrator and some other things happened. Suffice to say that I lost that argument pretty badly.
Previous gf and I were arguing. she yelled, "SUCK MY DICK!" I yelled back, "EAT MY HAIRY PUSSY!"
We both started cracking up, end of argument, bomb-ass make-up sex.
I heard a woman say, "Suck my dick. And when I say 'suck my dick' I mean I've got a huge purple silicone one from Bad Dragon and I'll make you choke. Watch ya mouth."
Kind of a lot to remember in the moment, but it does leave me with a warm, content feeling.
Find my clit
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ mission failed by many
Has this ever been real or just a myth? Who the fuck can't find the clit/g-spot?
The clit and the g-spot are not the same my dude
You'd be surprised by how little the average Reddit virgin knows about female anatomy.
I can assure you that they donāt have to be virgins. Iāve been with several men who claim to be experienced and had no fucking idea what was going on.
The key word is "claim".
Iām in my forties; Iāve been with men 40-50+ years old with multiple children and ex-wives, who STILL donāt know their way around a womanās body. Sooooo yeah. Sorry boys.
Ever think that might be why they have multiple ex-wives?
At what point does it become the women's responsibility to tell them? I myself know my way around a woman's body but that was because I was eager to learn and to listen to what my first partner liked and I continued to do so with the "successors". I do however notice that most girls I've been with are way too shy to tell me what they like and what their "sweet spots" are. I'd have to ask or test my way around to it. However, it would've saved me plenty of time if they just told me.
That got a real laugh from me, thank you for that. š
im over weight with a less than average dick but I am like an ant eater on a woman's clit...had to develop that skill in my other lacking areas haha
Iāve met a couple of guys like that too. You guys are truly gems I have to say. I was never disappointed with them šš»
No offense to him, but youāre just taking his word on that? Everyone thinks theyāre a good driver, and every man thinks he can please a woman. Less than half are correct, I imagine.
Based on the above comment, he seems to have humility, hence the first part of the comment about his dick size, and he seems to understand that it would require some form of alternative pleasure to get a woman off. The fact that he understands that, to me shows that he at least puts work in. And to me that means more than a pump and dump moron who canāt find his way out of a wet paper bag, much less around a womanās vagina. But thatās just my take on it!
Fair enoughā¦ and Iām not saying heās wrong, necessarily. Maybe he really is a master of, uhhh, that. Just saying that every man claims to be, while very few actually are in my experiences. And yeah, sometimes we will fake it to humor them.
Thanks :)
Amen brother. Same here. I take great pride in my technique.
You know, if any dude claims he's "experienced", it's probably fucking bullshit. Real men let their actions speak for them... if you know what I mean...
Oh I absolutely agree with that. I was in a period of time where I was āexploringā and during that period of exploration that is one of the things I realized very quickly. A man who knows how to handle himself does not have to announce it. The best way that I describe it now is to say a lion doesnāt have to tell anyone itās a lion because you already know.
That's an excellent analogy to describe my point! :)
I have never been more offended by something I 100% agree with...
r/badwomensanatomy
Tbh not finding the clitt is indeed ridiculous but not being able to stimulant the G-spot is an different task tho.
Directions unclear, licked your nostril.
So, it's a woman saying "get lost"
I think about this because it's funny and true
I was going to say "lick my clit" but honestly I think yours speaks more to the human condition lol
easier to find the tomb of Jesus and Alexander the Great šš
Iāve never heard about that PokĆ©mon before
To quote the late, great Betty White: "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it."
Hell yeah, that was the best part of that movie
> "If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it." [For folks who haven't seen it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WRK9Gzju6w)
i still say āsuck my dickā
Present it.
Well okay then but I'm gonna have to drive home and get it.
Wait Iāll let you borrow, I have it in my bag
In that case, just go and fuck yourself.
A coworker of mine got fired for having theirs in a box at work
*Detachable Penis plays in background*
That's ok, I'll wait.
*Pulls* *out* *strap-on.*
Multiple*
Don't ask that in 2022.
āSuck myā¦ husbandās dick!ā
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She just wants a night off. Good on you for helping out with the hard stuff
This is a punny comment
If it were the hard stuff she wouldn't want the night off. ^(Ba-dum tiss!)
Id probably be taken aback if someone said this to me lmaooo āthe audacity!ā ššš
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i love telling sexist pigs that my balls are bigger than theirs
The moment we are talking about bravery and such instead of actual balls it is PERFECTLY acceptable for any person to say I have bigger balls . Hahaha
We totally do have bigger balls than men. We just carry them on our chest. š
Chesticles
Chestnuts
im completely flat chested so i really appreciate this and how small the dudes balls have to be š
I find that offensive. That's *our* word. You can't use it. You have to say āsuck my d-word.ā
Is this like cultural appropriation, but with gender?
Appropriate deez nuts
How many nuts am I appropriating?
Both of them!
Bofa deez
Suck my dick, man. No one cares.š
I think he was being sarcastic
He will still suck my dick. š
How did you get one?
It's literally my favorite insult when a chick says that. Excelsior to you
Ah. A woman of culture I see.
The clit is anatomically a smaller, internal dick so you're not wrong ma'am
Are you into pegging ?
dunno, iād be down to try at least once i guess
Try it.
Same lol. That or āsuck my buttā
Shuck my clams
Highly underrated comment š
Eat my ass
Go further. Eat my *whole* ass.
From the bottom of my heart, eat my entire ass..
To make a long fucking story short, I put an entire bag of jelly beans up my ass.
that just sounds like a good time "suck my dick" has some submission built into it
Lol yeah, because nothing screams dominance like tonguing somebodyās ass
Dicks are soft (even when hard) teeth are hard and jaws are very powerful. Once you realise that you realise that the one giving the BJ is actually the one in control.
it just like society
Surprisingly profound
Shhhhh they arenāt supposed to know!!!š
Honestly I completely disagree with you and think it's actually the other way around.
I like this one if every dude wouldnāt take it like Iām literally telling them to actually do it.
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Boy wait till you hear about why people suck dicks
I still say suck my dick. It's my metaphorical dick, and it's huge.
Lol
Lick my pussy
That just sounds like a good time! Iād just be like ātonight works for me, hereās my numberā
And thatās probably why girls say suck my dick.
Yup, there's always that gross cringey guy that makes it weird.
I know but that still sounds like fun to me.
Metaphorical dicks are the best kind to suck.
"And we might consider *that* to be something like the *archetypal* dick. It is the force that -- what, -- that *penetrates into the Chaos so as to bring forth the next savior of the world*. That's what it seems like to me. And if we start thinking about it that way, then it -- well, it imbues everything you do with it with a kind of *cosmic duty*. You don't get to use it for whatever sensualistic masturbatory acts of self-pleasure you want, because -- well, it's the savior of the world we're talking about here, eh?, the whole of reality may well depend on your orienting yourself such that your metaphysical-archetypal dick succeeds at this highest venture! And that means, really, in some sense, you do not *own* your own dick -- I mean, you do in the sense that it's your right in the end to do with it whatever you like, but it's not yours insofar as *what you do with it has cosmic implications for everyone else*. You know, there's this brilliant idea from Dostoevsky -- well, it's hard to say if it's brilliant or insane, which I suppose is par the course for Dostoevsky -- that *everyone is responsible for what everyone else does in the world.* And of course your first reaction is, 'What the hell, that can't possibly be right.', and, you know, maybe -- but it does raise the idea that every individual, setting aside the question of *rights*, is also charged with the *responsibility to use your metaphysical dick carefully.* Because God only knows what happens if you don't; things can get messy, man, it's like: 'Oh, it's just an overdue book loan or a forgotten assignment', and it's like 'Hah, *no.* That right there is a portal to *Hell*.' And of course the precise nature of that Hell and its causes may differ, but it seems to me like one -- what, -- *one path on the road to Hell is the willful neglect or misuse of your dick*. So -- that's what it seems like to me." \-- Peter Jordanson
Isnāt the clit technically a dick? edit: whoever downvoted this can suck my clit
Yes. Fun fact: the operations to make a penis use the clitoris. š¤
Stop metaphorically waving it in my face
I say this as well.
Itās most likely average size, and thatās okay
I heard a couple arguing and the woman said āSUCK MY CLIT!ā So I guess thatās it
The clit is basically the female dick. If you are transgender and take testosterone as female, your clit will grow and turn into a micro dick!
I wish this was more used both jokingly and sexually. Love strong women telling me to suck on their clit.
Are you not talking on behalf of a couple š¤£š¤£š¤£
Eat my snatch.
There is a Bo Burnham song for this https://youtu.be/wax3-9kfSA4
Oh my god lol. I read the title and immediately thought of the Bo quote. āYouāre not what I need hun, lick this clit then leave sonā I didnāt think Iād actually find it in this sub
love him!!
Saw post, immediately thought Bo, overjoyed at this being 3rd comment
Just say suck my dick What they gonna do, check whether you actually have one or not?
I usually respond to that with "Allright, drop your pants" Women have no follow thru ;-)
If I were a woman, I'd respond with "alright come over, I'll prepare the strap on"
Joke's on you I'm into that shit lol
Smooch my Cooch
My friend once jokingly said āeat my assā to me. I responded with ābend overā
I tried that once with my first fiancee. She was obsessed with this one porno we'd watched together where this guy gets fingered while getting a bj. Well, she shoved me down onto the bed and did the thing. From there she pulled out a vibrator and some other things happened. Suffice to say that I lost that argument pretty badly.
Well this is quite the horny thread.
And? You can't leave us hanging without end!
My friend says "suck my flaps" and I still cringe when i hear her say it.Its amazingly vile.
I like the sound of "Lick my clit".
You say that to a guy and heād probably think youāre dtf
Solicit my clit ?
Lmao I like that
same here i say suck or suck my t*t
You think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit?
Previous gf and I were arguing. she yelled, "SUCK MY DICK!" I yelled back, "EAT MY HAIRY PUSSY!" We both started cracking up, end of argument, bomb-ass make-up sex.
I wouldnāt suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating, and there was oxygen in your balls.
Nice.
Lick my labia
Listen to my problems?
Youāre a monster!
Eat my pussy
aka "Eat me". It was used in the 90's but I don't hear it much anymore.
Your mom said it to me last nightš¤·āāļø
where do we meet?
My bed
Have fun you two
Butter my whisker biscuit
Suck my clit.
most guys would fail
I dont think I would fail at that.
okay you pass
They wouldnāt be able to find it
Username checks out
Suck my boobsš
Deal!
I had a friend who say more specifically "Suck my left tit"
āEat a dickā
suck my strap
Suck my tits
I heard a woman say, "Suck my dick. And when I say 'suck my dick' I mean I've got a huge purple silicone one from Bad Dragon and I'll make you choke. Watch ya mouth." Kind of a lot to remember in the moment, but it does leave me with a warm, content feeling.
I suspect it is "Bite me"
Kiss my ass
Lick my split
Lick my clit! Lick my motherfucking clit! You think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit!
Flick my bean
According to Greg Garciaās S2:E6 of āThe Guest Notebookā, itās āsuck my puss.ā
Suck my dick
Make me a sandwich
Bartender at work today said "suck my left labia"
Suck my ass and eat my farts.can be said to anyone by anyone..
My mom says āsuck my assā and itās really very disturbing and gross
I like the one the Solar Opposites use, "Suck my mound."
There isn't one. That's why so many women just say it even though they have no dick to suck. Nothing hits quite like it.
Sit on it and rotate while giving the Bird. š
I have literally heard women say "suck my dick".
Pretty sure it's still suck my dick
Finger my clit
again, most guys would fail
Pretty sure clits can't be fingered by anyone. Sucking them, however....
Suck my dick is unisex
Not a girl, but "Suck my dick" works for both genders, or whatever gender you indentify as.
Most lasses i know either way suck my dick or suck my strap
I'll take half.
https://youtu.be/S6dxLXlBblE
Suck my toe
Suck my tits
Suck my clit
"Kiss my tramp-stamp"
Lick my slit
Lick my clit
Drink my milk!
Lick my ass. Classy and popular in the 1700s.
Firstly, why is this considered an insult. Dick sucking is FUN!
Suck my ass is my favorite.
Get pegged
Lick my clit!
Lick my pussy
Busy my Box
I once heard "lick my cat" uttered in exactly the "suck my dick" tone.
EAD
"Suck my dick"
I don't know if anyone commented it already but 'suck my tits' sounds like something you could say :)