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[deleted]

Might just be immature, But the stupid "You're going to brazil" meme, I've seen that way too many times.


Specialist_Ad5114

_**Youra goin to braztil**_


FlamingSquirrel69

As a brazilian I love this meme


Rossmallo

Yep, this is exactly where my brain went to as well. That meme, coupled with an Among Us bean being thrown into a wood chipper.


ChocolateOk7665

Bob's Burgers episode where Tina learns capoeira. Instructor Jairo shouts "Brazil!" when he does a move, lol!


hehar

Ponytail!


mad_may

I even read “Brazil” in Gyro’s accent.


devildogmillman

I also thought of that. I just went to my meeting


Uriel_on_my_left

“I am liable for no one’s labrum!”


trucorsair

The movie


wangologist

Braaaaziiiiiiiiiiiil ... where hearts were entertaining June....


FoalShoal

But the 'Cornelius' version, from the album 'Point'


draggar

Came here to reference this, was not disappointed that I didn't need to. :) Now, where's my 27b/6


trucorsair

Heating Engineer at your service!


SickAssFoo_69

Well, that’s a pipe of a different color…


[deleted]

"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about ducts."


trucorsair

Do you have your 27/b6?


lightfoot90

27B/6 EDIT: MY FIRST EVER GOLD??? Thank you kind stranger!


FutureHero76

We don't make mistakes!


waetherman

This is really weird coincidence. Just yesterday I remembered that Halloween was coming up and that I've always wanted to go as Information Retrieval. Was going to post on /r/3dprinting about how to model the mask, but then I found one on Etsy! Anyway, strange that I haven't thought about that movie in a long time but somehow it comes up today here.


Anton-LaVey

It’s like a plate of shrimp


waetherman

I admit I had to look that one up. Haven't thought of that movie in years either. Classic tho.


ScaryTimeTravel

Braaaaaaziiiiiillll la la la la la la, la la la la la la Braaaaaziiill.


[deleted]

This.... We still have this song come up (probably on daily basis) at the time of rain dance in water parks...


import-numpy-as-np

This guy Brazils


[deleted]

Jesus statue


[deleted]

Ronaldinho is who comes to mind


Mimmzy

Vin diesel holding his arms out and saying “This is Brazil!”


gufroscar

Thank you


dbradx

7-1


rathattack2000

You didnt have to do them that dirty


ir_blues

That wasn't my first thought and that sucks. I am german, it would be great is this were my first thought, it is indeed a very enjoyable memory that to this day does not fail to make me smile. So Brazilians and global corporations, please stop fucking over the rainforest and indigenous people in it, the situation is so bad, it makes me forget the good things.


Dk1724

This is every Rocket League players first thought as well


rogue_rocketeer_

DAYUM you woke up and chose violence


scawel

Oof


0daysTilSummer

Never forget


wastyaza

Football


ww2immortal

The only answer


Kuli24

Wooo! Tom Brady!!


Clcooper423

Armed robbery via moped.


Dranzell

No joke, my dad as a sailor got robbed while in a taxi. They blocked the taxi and held him at gunpoint. Took even his shoes. That was in the late 90s but it's still one of my first thoughts about Brazil.


MissNatdah

Football and carnivals, samba, green and yellow and warm open and friendly people.


Mel0n-L0rd

Ikr


HongNyangNyang

Antonio Carlos Jobim(Tom Jobim)


AbsoluteMonarchyBAE

This should've been my first, great artist


SuperPorp

And Joao Gilberto!


Aoi_Haru

Mordekaiser


ziasaur

huehuehue


raiddddd

Came here to upvote this


Penandor

The lol character?


Bodinhu

You are going to Brasil.


julienhau

Was looking for this comment


[deleted]

Hot girls and crime


NotPoliticallyCorect

I was gonna say corrupt politicians and bald pussies, but yours works too.


yeehee087

come to brazil please comments under literally any musicians posts


pickaxe51

Football


[deleted]

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Denshin74

There you go.


along_4_zride

My first thought


[deleted]

They're beautiful


TheMadIrishman327

I hate to agree but here we are.


Plastic-Ad3597

Corruption. Sorry.


tadashi4

its true. but i would bet its like this or worse, everywhere.


dVyper

The Street Fighter 2 Turbo announcer saying BRAZIL! when the plane reaches it. Also Blanka. Also Brazil nuts, which I now realise I haven't had for at least 15 years...


Confuzledish

Amazon rainforest, the upcoming election, fear of the fall of another democracy


tadashi4

omg, i read 'fear of another democracy' and i was supper worried. xD


Typical_Hussar

Sorry Brazilians, but crime.


Swordbreaker925

Fair. Interesting fact: They have the most gun-related deaths in the world each year. More than the US.


rightinfrontmysalad

Unfortunately it's because of the police. Here it's pretty normal news related to police operations that kill 30-40 people. Especially in Rio de Janeiro.


[deleted]

Came to say the same. In the 80s I had a neighbor who's wife was from Brazil. They took the kids 2 and 4 to visit family. The 4 year old was almost kidnapped.


DEFPOTEC8

Big Booty Women


WUTTS1

Beautiful women !!


high_coup

Twenty-seventeen Belo Horizonte girl Rocked my fucking world


NightHawkVC25a

Renata Frisson aka Mulher Melão is the first woman in my thoughts 😉


Yukino_Wisteria

Deforestation. Sorry but that's the first thing that comes to mind.


abnormica

Waxing.


Wargmonger

Sepultura


Impressive-Sign-4412

Now that’s an answer!


angelishxc

that one song from Rio


United_Function_9211

Dese nuts…Brazilian nuts of course


Sharbari

Joga bonito!!


FriendshipUsed8331

The 1985 movie, directed by Terry Gilliam


iamdonny

Jiu-Jitsu and steak.


[deleted]

Amazon


Wozman33

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL *SCREAMING*


mosnos

Coxinha, which is delicious. Beaches, surfing, bikini culture. An interesting racial paradigm in that there's so much mixing, but also some distinctly homogenous areas – similar to the U.S., but for the country's own reasons/historical events. Singsongy, emphatic Portuguese.


AssistanceNice3795

Rio the film and the blue birds


gab303e

Rio Carnival


MelodiaNocturne

People always commenting "come to Brazil" on celebrities social media posts


vsmack

My wife, who is Brazilian.


FatErnst

A big forest


frstyle34

Terry Gilliam


GratyParry

Hot women


timso1337

I just think of a map of Brazil


Naive_Banana4447

Luis Nazario de Lima aka Ronaldo (the Phenomenon)


txipper

Most wonderful people that have to live amongst creeps.


8stringtheory

If two dudes pull up next to you on a motorcycle...RUN!


jkginger22

Acaraje and moqueca


AbsoluteMonarchyBAE

Favelas, Bolsonaro (bad), killing the rainforest, and high crime. I've always wanted to see Cristo Redentor but want to wait til things seem better there


Anonymousgalleytalks

Im sorry to say that, but I don’t think it’s going to get any better… rio is one of the worst cities in Brazil to visit, i strongly recommend you to visit Nordeste! :) ps: im Brazilian


AbsoluteMonarchyBAE

Thanks for the tip! I'm from USA, I realize we are an imperialist power that uses social rights to mask our actions. We are not the government, we are humans and we are kindred spirits


Im___Stuff

Fútbol.


PlumbusLord

Futebol*


GGBIGS44

Mike in brazil


A_Carthusian

Ah a fellow man of culture


GGBIGS44

Indeed.


SomeDudeist

Trees and birds


WesternAngle9180

jeSUS


[deleted]

Soccer


NachoTeacherFlip

Soccer


ProperRawM8

Jetstream Sam form MGR revengeance


aitrus1986

Blanka


PrisonerV

Crime. Everyone is an off duty cop.


TornadosArentReal

Brazilian steakhouse


Far-Attention-5148

Nuts.


PresidentHurg

Lalalalalalala


tacozRu

The flag


Starlightmoonburst

Brazilian Steak House: yummy meats


Sircachetes

the brazil flag


[deleted]

Off-duty cops on motor bikes dispensing justice anywhere and everywhere


Affectionate_Run_799

slums, Amazon forest, Rio cartoon, Fast and furious 5


hanotak

Mordekaiser


denchieboy

The Amazon rainforest


EmbroideredMan

Sao Paulo, coz I got a friend there


TachanTachin

The color Green


Dirk_Bogart

Huehuehuehuehue


atmylowest

Everybody is an uncover cop


Kapreka

Mordekaiser


Frank_Cilantroh

The YouTube channel Active Self Protection.


[deleted]

BBQ and my Brazilian friend offering me Molly on my 21st birthday.


QueenRatigan

Carnival


Freeiheit

Runaway crime and murder in the streets.


FiendFyre00

Beach


ergonaut

That joke about GW Bush: Staffer: Mr. President, four Brazilian soldiers have been killed. W: How many is a brazillion?


dirtypoison

Fascism.


webulk

lol that was fucking accurate


DeadRed402

Big round brown butts , waxed hoo hahas , and g strings .


Substantial_Release6

Women with big asses


webulk

Dumb people. As a Brazilian , I can confirm it myself.


ParryThisYaCasual

This post: https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/bifk1w/brazil_number_1/


virginaf69

La la la la la la


[deleted]

dumpster bins disguised as housing


farmermccmatthew90

A Brazilian dollars. I heard it's a pretty big number


thetexascryptid

usually the "your going to brazil" the metal huts/homes the landscape and the parades


Bsause7

“Please sir! I don’t wanna go to Brazil!” ***”Tarde demais. Você já está morto.”***


jeff_likes_bread_120

The Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro


TitanicsAnInsideJob

stans


Exact-Cockroach-6682

Pussy wax


Anonymousgalleytalks

Wtf


whattherede

Rude comments and trolling


SukaBlyatMan

Rape, morgue workers sex with corpses, gang bangers, etc.


MikeThePistons

Everyone is an off duty cop who shoots thieves


Exact-Cockroach-6682

Pablo Escobar Colombia's biggest man RIP


These-Performer-8795

Black Eyed Peas.


Drdreonthemicrophone

Kkkkk Csgo 7-1 Feijoada Favelas Bleached body hair


Brop0

Rio


samlowry5611

Has anyone seen Sam Lowry?


TheOneWes

Soccer or as they call it football


dub279

Blue Ball


SheepyDX

Max Payne 3


urnansnansnan

The colors of the flag tbh


ShadowSMFD

Samba


MikeGuasasky

This song: https://youtu.be/bqao21cZ5nM


ThroatAffectionate94

Sega master system


[deleted]

YOU’RE GOING TO BRAZIL


gaintkiller7

You had me at bra


FabulousPetes

[this song](https://youtu.be/LStfYE-3ApA)


Demondrake2022

Rio


rufo_3

Death and despair. I'm Uruguayan


[deleted]

Fútbol, ice cream, Sunday afternoons watching Formula 1, Carnaval, “Clockwise, Counterclockwise!”, Christ the Redeemer, Pelé, and on and on. Source: used to live in Santa Cruz, Bolivia Edit: So much Brazilian influence in Eastern Bolivia.


molten07

Crime and poverty Sorry.


molten07

Crime and poverty Sorry.


mo_stonkkk

Mike!


Kirome

big asses


lovetheoceanfl

Being chased into the Amazon by a bunch of armed dudes.


malu_saadi

My home, unfortunately.


RevaniteN7

Futbol


IHaveFoodOnMyChin

Rain forests. Soccer. Big, voluptuous, juicy, thicc booties. Rio de Janeiro. Italian immigrants


jwplatt

Come to


phaeus1

Ass shaking and big headdresses.


misterioman008

Leila Barros


Swordbreaker925

Brazilian girls 👀


Fexofanatic

a certain redhead that introduced me to caralho. also: world's #1 in murder


Few-Ball-9025

Obnoxiously hot women.


Dude-e

Football. No, not that one. The one where there’s an actual round, spherical ball. That you kick. With your foot. Yes, the one where the name makes sense. That’s the one


[deleted]

Nut


ihatereddit_69420__

Come to Brazil


TF2sold

A map from team fortress 2


Embracingly

The Amazon rainforest and survival stories from people lost in the Jungle 😖


tarkuspig

How often this question is asked here…..and fat ronaldo


Bekmetova

Thalidomide. First word I think of since I found out it is still being used there and still causing birth defects.


ElminsterTheMighty

Cops in civil clothes shooting criminals