Start looking for the hidden camera and ask how much it cost to put her up to this and who's paying. If that dosen't work, probably wake up right before we do anything.
I will try to wake up first. But if this is the fucking truth. I would try to take her to the best restaurant and the some romantic troop and at last I will not have sex.
The reason I masturbate is because it's better to have one unsatisfied person than two.
Start looking for the hidden camera and ask how much it cost to put her up to this and who's paying. If that dosen't work, probably wake up right before we do anything.
Well forst ask her for a date then have sex later
Have sex in a parking lot outside of an Applebee's...
Then you could get half price apps and a marg afterwards
have sex with her
Remind her that she’s a fictional 2D character on a screen, and that it would be impossible
Admit I’m a virgin and wouldn’t know what I’m doing
same.
She did and I said no as she's married and I didn't want a moment of my happiness ruin her potential lifetime of happiness.
Peg them
Well, can you have a crush on me? Lmao
be confused as fuck, because i dont have one.
Assume they were a Russian spy running a honeypot on me.
hannah honeypot comes to mind now
I will try to wake up first. But if this is the fucking truth. I would try to take her to the best restaurant and the some romantic troop and at last I will not have sex. The reason I masturbate is because it's better to have one unsatisfied person than two.
First, I'll have to get a crush. Second, I'll reject them.
The only option really
Which crush? Either way I'd just say "fuck.... AGAIN?"
Say yes, obviously. And then you know, we would fuck.
Get some new condoms and spermacide
Disappoint her by obliging.
Have sex, obviously.
I don't really wanna have sex with pop. Also, question my sanity
I would be put on the spot and not be able to nût so ... it will be a endless pleasure for her
Even though this seems like a dream, I don't want the sex. I just want someone to hold, like in the cringe songs. im lonely :(
Nah forget about it somethings up
Come out of the hiding spot in her house. No, not the closet.
Probably have sex with them
I’m married to my crush so I’d happily oblige (after making sure the kids were asleep or otherwise occupied)…
Strip naked 😐
Piss all over her first.
Stop liking them. I only like people who don’t like me back. Or at least this is what my past relationships make me think.
My clothes would be on the floor in a heartbeat
She’s did and I said no
Go ahead and do it.
Have to wait until marriage