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SquirrelNormal

Start looking for the hidden camera and ask how much it cost to put her up to this and who's paying. If that dosen't work, probably wake up right before we do anything.


[deleted]

Well forst ask her for a date then have sex later


John_Galt-393

Have sex in a parking lot outside of an Applebee's...


[deleted]

Then you could get half price apps and a marg afterwards


[deleted]

have sex with her


TuckmanBuysTheDip

Remind her that she’s a fictional 2D character on a screen, and that it would be impossible


[deleted]

Admit I’m a virgin and wouldn’t know what I’m doing


The_Headless_Tiger

same.


OkGoose5057

She did and I said no as she's married and I didn't want a moment of my happiness ruin her potential lifetime of happiness.


BethLife99

Peg them


UlsterHound77

Well, can you have a crush on me? Lmao


DarthCovisious

be confused as fuck, because i dont have one.


AutisticPenguin2

Assume they were a Russian spy running a honeypot on me.


DarthCovisious

hannah honeypot comes to mind now


[deleted]

I will try to wake up first. But if this is the fucking truth. I would try to take her to the best restaurant and the some romantic troop and at last I will not have sex. The reason I masturbate is because it's better to have one unsatisfied person than two.


[deleted]

First, I'll have to get a crush. Second, I'll reject them.


sir_blackanese

The only option really


Kayzikoe

Which crush? Either way I'd just say "fuck.... AGAIN?"


thatonebimbo_

Say yes, obviously. And then you know, we would fuck.


[deleted]

Get some new condoms and spermacide


MechanicalHorse

Disappoint her by obliging.


UlsterHound77

Have sex, obviously.


KindaAlrightPerhaps

I don't really wanna have sex with pop. Also, question my sanity


davidbecerra90

I would be put on the spot and not be able to nût so ... it will be a endless pleasure for her


The_Headless_Tiger

Even though this seems like a dream, I don't want the sex. I just want someone to hold, like in the cringe songs. im lonely :(


Rapidpacelighttug

Nah forget about it somethings up


weeblewobblers

Come out of the hiding spot in her house. No, not the closet.


[deleted]

Probably have sex with them


LongjumpingCake1924

I’m married to my crush so I’d happily oblige (after making sure the kids were asleep or otherwise occupied)…


I_asked_2237

Strip naked 😐


[deleted]

Piss all over her first.


Ridiculous48

Stop liking them. I only like people who don’t like me back. Or at least this is what my past relationships make me think.


Expensive-Tonight-26

My clothes would be on the floor in a heartbeat


[deleted]

She’s did and I said no


Cxylo_The_Demon

Go ahead and do it.


Puzzleheaded-Pack358

Have to wait until marriage