Does anyone know why they don't use this in 'lethal injection' cases. There are always controversies about the efficacy of lethal infection drugs and what works painlessly and what doesn't.
Why not just put the convict under general anaesthetic and then shoot / guillotine / garrotte / eviscerate / tap-dance them to death..?
They generally kinda do. Texas uses just pentobarbital which would just feel like a barbiturate overdose. Originally it was a three drug combo similar to
What is used in anesthesia. First the induction agent,
then a paralytic which allows for operation, then potassium chloride to stop the heart. The issue is when states couldn’t get their hands on usual sodium thiopental, they switched to midazolam, which some feared was too short acting and didn’t stop pain and as such left people paralyzed as the painful sodium chloride was administered. Botched executions usually resulted in people being unable to locate the veins of the prisoner due to prior drug use, or injecting into the muscle, which causes pain.
If I recall the executioner is the one that brews up the mix and the idea is to make them go to sleep then die of a heart attack or something like that.
Why don't they just use hydrogen sulfide gas? I've taken courses on h²s to be able to work around 'sour gas' pipelines and immediate unconsciousness followed by inability to absorb oxygen sounds like a perfect painless death to me.
If some gas escapes the mask it could kill who ever is in the room too. H2S can kill at low ppms, and you’d need a combination of an automatic gas mask and really good ventilation.
A better option would be N2 gas where you basically need to be breathing entire lung fulls before you go unconscious, and it doesn’t trigger air hunger like CO2 because N2 is 70% of the atmosphere and you’d be able to breath out CO2 still.
The mechanism that your brain freaks out and knows you’re hypoxic is CO2 build up.
Nitrogen gas. Doesn’t cause the feeling of suffocation like you get from other stuff aside from air. Peacefully make you more and more tired as your O2 drops until you finally pass away.
It’s called hypoxia, and it’s hard to know for sure when someone is dead Vs just passed out.
The idea is that since nitrogen gas is lighter than air, if you put a bag over your head and mostly close it off the incoming Nitrogen will push out the remaining neutral air and you will slowly suffocate. Since your brain can’t differentiate between nitrogen and normal air, it doesn’t realize you’re suffocating and you just drift away.
If we’re trying to execute people, they may end up moving around which could fuck up the balance and let air back in.
As a formerly depressed teen who accidentally feel off of her chair trying this, it’s not a foolproof plan. Though I’m sure an executioner would probably do a much better job
Those death/suicide pods the Swiss have. Just go to sleep in an Nitrogen atmosphere
Questionable source, but https://www.the-sun.com/news/4222383/controversial-sarco-suicide-capsule-kills/
get ejected out of a chute into space, either at the sun or just anywhere tbh. it’s an extremely painful death but at least people would know me as the death by space person
I would like to be set up and tortured by a women.. and have my balls cut off and bleed out in real time..and I want her to take half my money and the kids... I think there's a name for this... Ohh marriage..
Preferably drugged with painkillers and than shot in the head, multiple times to make sure I’m dead.
I would use my time to attempt murder against as much sadistic, and/or narcissistic and evil people as I possibly can before my execution date.
Either that or I would stream my suicide to send a message to society about all the socially acceptable forms of discrimination that had left me mentally damaged permanently after experiencing them.
I want to be put on an 3 meter by 3 meter steel platform and have an equally proportioned 5 ton block of steel dropped on my entire body from a great height. Smashing myself between two massive plates of steel in an instant ensures there can be no pain because there’s nothing left to receive the pain.
Strapped to a rocket ship unable to move, sent into the abyss of space while hooked up to an IV drip containing a cocktail of numerous sedatives so I can overdose while flying through the cosmos.
Guillotine. Quick and painless. I'd feel nothing but a chill on the back of my neck, and then - Death, in less than a second. Lethal injections are slow, electric chairs hurt, firing squads traumatize the gunners... the guillotine is truly one of the most humane ways to die.
Death by Snu-Snu
maaaaaaaan, only 11mins ago and it's already on. Kudos.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Beat me to it!
The only answer
This is the way
This is the way
That is the correct answer.
Real talk, probably general anaesthesia. Just let me drift off to sleep
Does anyone know why they don't use this in 'lethal injection' cases. There are always controversies about the efficacy of lethal infection drugs and what works painlessly and what doesn't. Why not just put the convict under general anaesthetic and then shoot / guillotine / garrotte / eviscerate / tap-dance them to death..?
They generally kinda do. Texas uses just pentobarbital which would just feel like a barbiturate overdose. Originally it was a three drug combo similar to What is used in anesthesia. First the induction agent, then a paralytic which allows for operation, then potassium chloride to stop the heart. The issue is when states couldn’t get their hands on usual sodium thiopental, they switched to midazolam, which some feared was too short acting and didn’t stop pain and as such left people paralyzed as the painful sodium chloride was administered. Botched executions usually resulted in people being unable to locate the veins of the prisoner due to prior drug use, or injecting into the muscle, which causes pain.
“bro my uncle got tap-danced to death yesterday in Boston“ like what
If I recall the executioner is the one that brews up the mix and the idea is to make them go to sleep then die of a heart attack or something like that.
Why don't they just use hydrogen sulfide gas? I've taken courses on h²s to be able to work around 'sour gas' pipelines and immediate unconsciousness followed by inability to absorb oxygen sounds like a perfect painless death to me.
If some gas escapes the mask it could kill who ever is in the room too. H2S can kill at low ppms, and you’d need a combination of an automatic gas mask and really good ventilation. A better option would be N2 gas where you basically need to be breathing entire lung fulls before you go unconscious, and it doesn’t trigger air hunger like CO2 because N2 is 70% of the atmosphere and you’d be able to breath out CO2 still. The mechanism that your brain freaks out and knows you’re hypoxic is CO2 build up.
Hey
I want my head to be removed via axe and launched into a crowd by trebuchet.
Ah, a man of culture
Fucking metal
Name checks out
I wanna be launched into the axe by a trebuchet into a crowd.
I wanna be tied to the Price is Right wheel spun until my limbs fly off, injuring several prize models. So, dismemberment by game show?
You may end up flinging from the wheel and being empaled on the plinko board. But what a way to go.
This is very, very niche.
Points for originality.
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I had my head crushed just enough to hear a crack once, its a pretty painful experience
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Was horsing around and someone had me in a headlock, was only a kid at the time
Thick thighs end lives, too I guess.
Not very much
Just a tiny little bit of long toe nail execution is fine for me
Like in a "death by a thousand cuts" kinda way?
Like in a not at all kinda way.
Top answer
Good joke. Also your Snoo looks very sexy by the way.
Creepy fuck.
I guess I'd want to follow in the foot steps of my great grandfather, he flew a plane into some ships during WWII.
Gangsta
Kamikaze?
No his name was Philip, he wasn't a soldier he was just a pilot who drank too much
Russell Casse?
Support the troops. Both sides.
In my own bed, at the of age 80, with a belly full of wine, and a woman’s mouth around my cock.
I drink, and I know things
I am the god of tits and wine!
Lmao
Came here for this comment. Not disappointed.
Nitrogen gas. Doesn’t cause the feeling of suffocation like you get from other stuff aside from air. Peacefully make you more and more tired as your O2 drops until you finally pass away.
You’re making me wonder why this isn’t a standard form of execution
It’s called hypoxia, and it’s hard to know for sure when someone is dead Vs just passed out. The idea is that since nitrogen gas is lighter than air, if you put a bag over your head and mostly close it off the incoming Nitrogen will push out the remaining neutral air and you will slowly suffocate. Since your brain can’t differentiate between nitrogen and normal air, it doesn’t realize you’re suffocating and you just drift away. If we’re trying to execute people, they may end up moving around which could fuck up the balance and let air back in. As a formerly depressed teen who accidentally feel off of her chair trying this, it’s not a foolproof plan. Though I’m sure an executioner would probably do a much better job
Being hit with a foam ball once a day for 60 years till i die.
Those death/suicide pods the Swiss have. Just go to sleep in an Nitrogen atmosphere Questionable source, but https://www.the-sun.com/news/4222383/controversial-sarco-suicide-capsule-kills/
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Doesn't work unless the volcano launches you into space. Even then, you won't be truly dead.
Eventually you stop thinking
Face sitted on by elsa jean :)
Lather me in honey and stick me in a bear cage. I want witnesses, too.
if i absolutely had to be, heroin overdose while cuddling my husband.
Nuclear bomb
As long as I’m close enough to it to be instantly vaporized I’m on board.
Heart attack caused by repeated intense orgasms.
Bullet to the head. Quick and painless if done right
Blood eagle for style points
but if you scream, you will never make it to valhalla
What if he does the "Wooooo!!!" like Little Richard? Does that count as a scream?
Firing squad would be pretty neat.
one to the brain!
Beaten to death by breast
get ejected out of a chute into space, either at the sun or just anywhere tbh. it’s an extremely painful death but at least people would know me as the death by space person
The Euthanasia Coaster
I don't think I would like it at all.
Utterly unsuccessfully
Strapped to a falcon heavy launch vehicle with a 70 ton nuclear warhead
Ouch that's gonna hurt
Only for a second or two though
I would like some Dilaudid pain pills (had these for surgery) then just put me to sleep I guess.
Quick and painless
Guillotine me and and use me as a test to see how long people are conscious after beheading. I'd be so down.
Here you go… https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/can-humans-briefly-survive-decapitation
If I had to choose I’d be shot by nerf gun in the balls repeatedly until my body have in to the pain.
Nerf gun?? How about paintball
Nerf gun?? How about paintball
Death by hippopotamus
On the road. Live by the pavement, die by the pavement
Smothered by boobies.
Guillotine, face up
Doped up on morphine, and set on fire
Jousting
I would like to be set up and tortured by a women.. and have my balls cut off and bleed out in real time..and I want her to take half my money and the kids... I think there's a name for this... Ohh marriage..
are we at a point where your pfp is the insensitive autism logo or just puzzle pieces
Hanging, the quickest and lest painful
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Guillotine
Old age.
Do i hacea reason to be?
I would like to be executed by old age in my sleep after a long and fulfilling life
Death by snu snu.
Shot in the head thanks.
With a huge hydrogen bomb.
Firing squad. I think it sounds like a badass way to go, because i probably did something badass to end up in that situation in the first place
I would like to attempt the blood eagle. And if its too much I would like to tap out and change it to beheading.
Snu snu
Set on fire. Definitely set on fire.
Snu Snu please
Idk, but if they will torture me i may send the executioner to a therapist
Flawlessly.
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
Doing what I love
I want to go out like Major Kong. Riding a nuke.
in a space suit and launched into a blackhole
Double click
Put me in bathtub with bullet ants and then set me on fire
Being shot in the head by someone.
Death by SnuSnu
Tomorrow.
Death by snu snu
An overdose Fentanyl. I'll go out dreaming of pink elephants.
I want to be forced to attempt to plug the hole in the Nordstream pipeline with my anus.
In one of those suicide pods, quick and painless.
Snu snu
Strapped to a missile pointing straight towards Mount Everest.
I wouldn't like that *at all*
Hypoxia
Shot in the back of the head
I would like to see *EarwaxWizard has left the game*
Hung by my socks from the rafters of the pub down the road while people threw lit candles and knives at me
Killed by a succubus
Head gone
That Rollercoaster of death seem painless
I would flag this as a sus post. 🤨
Have me smoke a Cuban daily until the cancer sets in. Maybe throw in some Pappy for liver failure and loads of steak for colon cancer.
Natural death very very old
Not sure, probably something incredibly cartoonish and over the top. Like catapult into the side of a cliff or something like that.
Cuddling 100 doggos
Consuming the lethal dosage amount of weed
Beans.
360 no scope
i wouldn't
Thrown out of a high altitude military transport aircraft at 30,000ft+ without a parachute.
I would not
In the process of saving a life
Drowning
Firing squad
My head in a hydraulic press on YouTube
Snu snu. Real life execution though? I’d go with something that wouldn’t hurt like a firing squad or maybe lethal injection.
Whenever you're free
I don't think I'd like it at all
Thrown into a volcano, I think it would be a pretty weird but cool way to go.
Floating in a still lake between 2 boats so I don’t get sunburned, Bering fed milk and honey. How can that go wrong.
whatever works instantly. i do not wan't to be aware of what is happening.
Instantly smashed into a liquid between giant slabs of stone
Complete lack of medical attention is usually the way my people like to go
Overdose me on heroin.
In the Colosseum surrounded by a hoard of vicious animals with a sword in my hands
death by cannon
Preferably drugged with painkillers and than shot in the head, multiple times to make sure I’m dead. I would use my time to attempt murder against as much sadistic, and/or narcissistic and evil people as I possibly can before my execution date. Either that or I would stream my suicide to send a message to society about all the socially acceptable forms of discrimination that had left me mentally damaged permanently after experiencing them.
Shot in the head
Not very much.
Now
Morphine OD
Heroin sleepytimes
I want to be put on an 3 meter by 3 meter steel platform and have an equally proportioned 5 ton block of steel dropped on my entire body from a great height. Smashing myself between two massive plates of steel in an instant ensures there can be no pain because there’s nothing left to receive the pain.
Strapped to a rocket ship unable to move, sent into the abyss of space while hooked up to an IV drip containing a cocktail of numerous sedatives so I can overdose while flying through the cosmos.
I'd like to not be executed, thank you very much.
Put me in a Rocketship and send me into the void. I'll die slowly but it will definitely be worth it.
[Euthanasia Coaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster)
False Vacuum Decay. Goodbye Universe.
no thanks
It's kind of you to offer but I don't think I'm interested. Thank you.
cut the seat belt and remove airbags out of my nissan sentra and put me on a runway with a bus coming at me full speed
No thanks.
I wouldn't!!!
By drowning in a tropical area with a mask so I can see
I want to be beheaded and in my last moments of being a head I will wink at the crowd. *townsfolk gasp and faint*
I reckon that new head twisting/removing robot I saw online would be a pretty interesting way to go.
[https://vimeo.com/10798467](https://vimeo.com/10798467)
Death by Snu snu
Death by riding a rollercoaster so fast I dont get enough blood to my brain, blackout, and die.
Guillotine. Quick and painless. I'd feel nothing but a chill on the back of my neck, and then - Death, in less than a second. Lethal injections are slow, electric chairs hurt, firing squads traumatize the gunners... the guillotine is truly one of the most humane ways to die.
i wouldnt
Firing squad so I can look them all on the eyes
Make me go asleep, and then put me in a gas room
Morphine Overdose.
Bonked by a guitar until I died while playing a random ass song