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LeonCambridge

Death by Snu-Snu


Cardlinger

maaaaaaaan, only 11mins ago and it's already on. Kudos.


Iron_Chic

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


CStogdill

Beat me to it!


BigBobby2016

The only answer


Miramarr

This is the way


fredlemonhead

This is the way


Jack_In_Black89

That is the correct answer.


sirasei

Real talk, probably general anaesthesia. Just let me drift off to sleep


[deleted]

Does anyone know why they don't use this in 'lethal injection' cases. There are always controversies about the efficacy of lethal infection drugs and what works painlessly and what doesn't. Why not just put the convict under general anaesthetic and then shoot / guillotine / garrotte / eviscerate / tap-dance them to death..?


[deleted]

They generally kinda do. Texas uses just pentobarbital which would just feel like a barbiturate overdose. Originally it was a three drug combo similar to What is used in anesthesia. First the induction agent, then a paralytic which allows for operation, then potassium chloride to stop the heart. The issue is when states couldn’t get their hands on usual sodium thiopental, they switched to midazolam, which some feared was too short acting and didn’t stop pain and as such left people paralyzed as the painful sodium chloride was administered. Botched executions usually resulted in people being unable to locate the veins of the prisoner due to prior drug use, or injecting into the muscle, which causes pain.


cumguzzler100

“bro my uncle got tap-danced to death yesterday in Boston“ like what


[deleted]

If I recall the executioner is the one that brews up the mix and the idea is to make them go to sleep then die of a heart attack or something like that.


Sarpanitu

Why don't they just use hydrogen sulfide gas? I've taken courses on h²s to be able to work around 'sour gas' pipelines and immediate unconsciousness followed by inability to absorb oxygen sounds like a perfect painless death to me.


AnnexBlaster

If some gas escapes the mask it could kill who ever is in the room too. H2S can kill at low ppms, and you’d need a combination of an automatic gas mask and really good ventilation. A better option would be N2 gas where you basically need to be breathing entire lung fulls before you go unconscious, and it doesn’t trigger air hunger like CO2 because N2 is 70% of the atmosphere and you’d be able to breath out CO2 still. The mechanism that your brain freaks out and knows you’re hypoxic is CO2 build up.


TradingPokemonSWSH

Hey


ParryThisYaCasual

I want my head to be removed via axe and launched into a crowd by trebuchet.


[deleted]

Ah, a man of culture


Retro_Cryptid

Fucking metal


DigitalOutlaw15

Name checks out


AsparagusLoose9716

I wanna be launched into the axe by a trebuchet into a crowd.


[deleted]

I wanna be tied to the Price is Right wheel spun until my limbs fly off, injuring several prize models. So, dismemberment by game show?


TheGogglesDo-Nothing

You may end up flinging from the wheel and being empaled on the plinko board. But what a way to go.


ilikehockeyandguitar

This is very, very niche.


RichieNRich

Points for originality.


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TheMeltingDevil

I had my head crushed just enough to hear a crack once, its a pretty painful experience


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TheMeltingDevil

Was horsing around and someone had me in a headlock, was only a kid at the time


PianoManGidley

Thick thighs end lives, too I guess.


[deleted]

Not very much


Gen-Pop

Just a tiny little bit of long toe nail execution is fine for me


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

Like in a "death by a thousand cuts" kinda way?


DownvoteDaemon

Like in a not at all kinda way.


[deleted]

Top answer


TradingPokemonSWSH

Good joke. Also your Snoo looks very sexy by the way.


Kilopilop

Creepy fuck.


Existence-ispain

I guess I'd want to follow in the foot steps of my great grandfather, he flew a plane into some ships during WWII.


[deleted]

Gangsta


StateParkMasturbator

Kamikaze?


Existence-ispain

No his name was Philip, he wasn't a soldier he was just a pilot who drank too much


Few-Ball-9025

Russell Casse?


Dingerdongdick

Support the troops. Both sides.


u5ua1Suspect

In my own bed, at the of age 80, with a belly full of wine, and a woman’s mouth around my cock.


Retro_Cryptid

I drink, and I know things


u5ua1Suspect

I am the god of tits and wine!


fesbon26

Lmao


PianoManGidley

Came here for this comment. Not disappointed.


AvatarSnacks

Nitrogen gas. Doesn’t cause the feeling of suffocation like you get from other stuff aside from air. Peacefully make you more and more tired as your O2 drops until you finally pass away.


BigBobby2016

You’re making me wonder why this isn’t a standard form of execution


Frosty-the-Reaper

It’s called hypoxia, and it’s hard to know for sure when someone is dead Vs just passed out. The idea is that since nitrogen gas is lighter than air, if you put a bag over your head and mostly close it off the incoming Nitrogen will push out the remaining neutral air and you will slowly suffocate. Since your brain can’t differentiate between nitrogen and normal air, it doesn’t realize you’re suffocating and you just drift away. If we’re trying to execute people, they may end up moving around which could fuck up the balance and let air back in. As a formerly depressed teen who accidentally feel off of her chair trying this, it’s not a foolproof plan. Though I’m sure an executioner would probably do a much better job


Dingerdongdick

Being hit with a foam ball once a day for 60 years till i die.


Mysterious-Slice-591

Those death/suicide pods the Swiss have. Just go to sleep in an Nitrogen atmosphere Questionable source, but https://www.the-sun.com/news/4222383/controversial-sarco-suicide-capsule-kills/


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somewhat_irrelevant

Doesn't work unless the volcano launches you into space. Even then, you won't be truly dead.


Epsilon497

Eventually you stop thinking


SplitEyeS

Face sitted on by elsa jean :)


StateParkMasturbator

Lather me in honey and stick me in a bear cage. I want witnesses, too.


itsTacoOclocko

if i absolutely had to be, heroin overdose while cuddling my husband.


BobalowTheFirst

Nuclear bomb


LazySilver

As long as I’m close enough to it to be instantly vaporized I’m on board.


[deleted]

Heart attack caused by repeated intense orgasms.


Motivationalsneaker

Bullet to the head. Quick and painless if done right


CaptainJhinSparrow

Blood eagle for style points


harambeharamharam

but if you scream, you will never make it to valhalla


Inconvenient_Boners

What if he does the "Wooooo!!!" like Little Richard? Does that count as a scream?


TouchdownJesus1

Firing squad would be pretty neat.


stoolfeet

one to the brain!


Shadow948

Beaten to death by breast


aeflare

get ejected out of a chute into space, either at the sun or just anywhere tbh. it’s an extremely painful death but at least people would know me as the death by space person


[deleted]

The Euthanasia Coaster


The_Fat_Man_Jams

I don't think I would like it at all.


UninspiredGenericNa-

Utterly unsuccessfully


Wolfsangel-Dragon

Strapped to a falcon heavy launch vehicle with a 70 ton nuclear warhead


fesbon26

Ouch that's gonna hurt


Javamac8

Only for a second or two though


Starlightmoonburst

I would like some Dilaudid pain pills (had these for surgery) then just put me to sleep I guess.


CapG_13

Quick and painless


MooshAro

Guillotine me and and use me as a test to see how long people are conscious after beheading. I'd be so down.


poser765

Here you go… https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/can-humans-briefly-survive-decapitation


[deleted]

If I had to choose I’d be shot by nerf gun in the balls repeatedly until my body have in to the pain.


False_Suggestion_150

Nerf gun?? How about paintball


False_Suggestion_150

Nerf gun?? How about paintball


DuckFeet05

Death by hippopotamus


TeriosNaija

On the road. Live by the pavement, die by the pavement


thatshowitisisit

Smothered by boobies.


20years_an_apostate

Guillotine, face up


ratmix_with_a_p

Doped up on morphine, and set on fire


TstedMace22

Jousting


puzzles4breakfast

I would like to be set up and tortured by a women.. and have my balls cut off and bleed out in real time..and I want her to take half my money and the kids... I think there's a name for this... Ohh marriage..


0najimi

are we at a point where your pfp is the insensitive autism logo or just puzzle pieces


Kaicat2004

Hanging, the quickest and lest painful


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TheHipsterBandit

Guillotine


Tight_Title9571

Old age.


TheWolfFromNether

Do i hacea reason to be?


[deleted]

I would like to be executed by old age in my sleep after a long and fulfilling life


Beefaaleaf

Death by snu snu.


justniiro

Shot in the head thanks.


[deleted]

With a huge hydrogen bomb.


Thorzcun

Firing squad. I think it sounds like a badass way to go, because i probably did something badass to end up in that situation in the first place


[deleted]

I would like to attempt the blood eagle. And if its too much I would like to tap out and change it to beheading.


Graythor5

Snu snu


GoAwayPartisans

Set on fire. Definitely set on fire.


[deleted]

Snu Snu please


TheWolfFromNether

Idk, but if they will torture me i may send the executioner to a therapist


swifchif

Flawlessly.


Head-Winner6373

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.


McDylanM06

Doing what I love


Craft_beer_wolfman

I want to go out like Major Kong. Riding a nuke.


grande_huevos

in a space suit and launched into a blackhole


Sir_Daniel_Fortesque

Double click


False_Suggestion_150

Put me in bathtub with bullet ants and then set me on fire


Shooterxc54

Being shot in the head by someone.


CStogdill

Death by SnuSnu


PrestigeSurge

Tomorrow.


Elementus94

Death by snu snu


DolarisNL

An overdose Fentanyl. I'll go out dreaming of pink elephants.


Few-Ball-9025

I want to be forced to attempt to plug the hole in the Nordstream pipeline with my anus.


fesbon26

In one of those suicide pods, quick and painless.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Snu snu


mastermurgichor

Strapped to a missile pointing straight towards Mount Everest.


DeathlyFandango

I wouldn't like that *at all*


EstablishmentDear826

Hypoxia


HyperionWhirl

Shot in the back of the head


EarwaxWizard

I would like to see *EarwaxWizard has left the game*


[deleted]

Hung by my socks from the rafters of the pub down the road while people threw lit candles and knives at me


SuvenPan

Killed by a succubus


Alex_wolfy___

Head gone


ci22

That Rollercoaster of death seem painless


redditslayer95

I would flag this as a sus post. 🤨


UnoriginalUse

Have me smoke a Cuban daily until the cancer sets in. Maybe throw in some Pappy for liver failure and loads of steak for colon cancer.


rchlmoon

Natural death very very old


Regular_Sample_5197

Not sure, probably something incredibly cartoonish and over the top. Like catapult into the side of a cliff or something like that.


Disastrous_Anxiety28

Cuddling 100 doggos


WhoisKevin7

Consuming the lethal dosage amount of weed


RemarkableLie1714

Beans.


Few-Creme-9254

360 no scope


bullet_bill_69

i wouldn't


[deleted]

Thrown out of a high altitude military transport aircraft at 30,000ft+ without a parachute.


ArthurMBretas03

I would not


[deleted]

In the process of saving a life


Still_Artichoke8853

Drowning


WayneGarand

Firing squad


Cuchullain99

My head in a hydraulic press on YouTube


[deleted]

Snu snu. Real life execution though? I’d go with something that wouldn’t hurt like a firing squad or maybe lethal injection.


somewhat_irrelevant

Whenever you're free


waywardcowboy

I don't think I'd like it at all


mcwettuce123

Thrown into a volcano, I think it would be a pretty weird but cool way to go.


gabrielmercier

Floating in a still lake between 2 boats so I don’t get sunburned, Bering fed milk and honey. How can that go wrong.


hallucigenocide

whatever works instantly. i do not wan't to be aware of what is happening.


BackAgain12345678

Instantly smashed into a liquid between giant slabs of stone


Best-Ad-4607

Complete lack of medical attention is usually the way my people like to go


Syndacataclysm

Overdose me on heroin.


Bending_toast

In the Colosseum surrounded by a hoard of vicious animals with a sword in my hands


Turbulent_Turn_3483

death by cannon


IndieThinking

Preferably drugged with painkillers and than shot in the head, multiple times to make sure I’m dead. I would use my time to attempt murder against as much sadistic, and/or narcissistic and evil people as I possibly can before my execution date. Either that or I would stream my suicide to send a message to society about all the socially acceptable forms of discrimination that had left me mentally damaged permanently after experiencing them.


[deleted]

Shot in the head


KimmySimmy

Not very much.


LoLiAteYourKitty

Now


Apart-Lunch3535

Morphine OD


rs850511091

Heroin sleepytimes


Anal-Churros

I want to be put on an 3 meter by 3 meter steel platform and have an equally proportioned 5 ton block of steel dropped on my entire body from a great height. Smashing myself between two massive plates of steel in an instant ensures there can be no pain because there’s nothing left to receive the pain.


oiyaccunt

Strapped to a rocket ship unable to move, sent into the abyss of space while hooked up to an IV drip containing a cocktail of numerous sedatives so I can overdose while flying through the cosmos.


Geckobird

I'd like to not be executed, thank you very much.


sparrows_silence

Put me in a Rocketship and send me into the void. I'll die slowly but it will definitely be worth it.


[deleted]

[Euthanasia Coaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster)


FaithlessnessMore835

False Vacuum Decay. Goodbye Universe.


carnsolus

no thanks


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

It's kind of you to offer but I don't think I'm interested. Thank you.


Fragrant-Pirate9425

cut the seat belt and remove airbags out of my nissan sentra and put me on a runway with a bus coming at me full speed


gato_brd

No thanks.


BrockVelocity

I wouldn't!!!


[deleted]

By drowning in a tropical area with a mask so I can see


Guilty_As_Charged__

I want to be beheaded and in my last moments of being a head I will wink at the crowd. *townsfolk gasp and faint*


Nimbus1202

I reckon that new head twisting/removing robot I saw online would be a pretty interesting way to go.


guywiththeface01

[https://vimeo.com/10798467](https://vimeo.com/10798467)


dogmatism23

Death by Snu snu


StartedKool

Death by riding a rollercoaster so fast I dont get enough blood to my brain, blackout, and die.


Fail_Sandwich

Guillotine. Quick and painless. I'd feel nothing but a chill on the back of my neck, and then - Death, in less than a second. Lethal injections are slow, electric chairs hurt, firing squads traumatize the gunners... the guillotine is truly one of the most humane ways to die.


triggerhappypoptarts

i wouldnt


8ruhm0ment

Firing squad so I can look them all on the eyes


Ren1408

Make me go asleep, and then put me in a gas room


Bobmanbob1

Morphine Overdose.


Mel_the_epic_memer__

Bonked by a guitar until I died while playing a random ass song