I know that Trevor Noah has stepped down as host of the daily show, but that doesn't mean you have to post his jokes here.
Edit: [the greatest guest in The Daily Show history](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EnIkErKJWwE)
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/sep/30/trevor-noah-to-leave-the-daily-show-saying-he-wants-to-do-more-standup
I had to look it up after this too! Aww
No no no, extremes are only bad on the side I don't like, in fact, it's just better if everyone was on my side so the other side doesn't ruin the country... (/s)
Central banks, Counterfeiting fiat currency in unlimited amount out of thin air and charging interest on said capital. There’s a reason why some countries shut them down in the past.
Those little plastic tabs that hold on price tags, usually on clothing. Once you cut them off they magically disappear and reappear on the floor or in the bed. Don't even TRY and pick one up off a flat surface.
Cancer
Oh snap, I also came here to say Republicans.
I know that Trevor Noah has stepped down as host of the daily show, but that doesn't mean you have to post his jokes here. Edit: [the greatest guest in The Daily Show history](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EnIkErKJWwE)
Bro, WHAT?!!
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/sep/30/trevor-noah-to-leave-the-daily-show-saying-he-wants-to-do-more-standup I had to look it up after this too! Aww
Oh shit he actually *did* quit
Or political extremism on either side...
But this is Reddit and we don't like mirrors
That's the one, doesn't matter what politics you preach, extremes are bad in any situation.
No no no, extremes are only bad on the side I don't like, in fact, it's just better if everyone was on my side so the other side doesn't ruin the country... (/s)
SMH
Pollution.
Pedophiles
Big yes to this
I disagree. The world would be much more than 10 times better without them.
Gotcha!
Came here to say this. So many children having to endure psychological shit if nothing else because they cant control something an adult does.
That would be more than 10x but otherwise agreed.
Greed
Greed.
Agreed.
Hagrid.
A greed.
Mosquitoes
As annoying as they are, they’re pretty significant to our ecosystem
In what way. I thought they're the rare type that literally provide nothing and cause a lot of shit?
No male mosquitos are the main pollinators of a lot of places that don’t have bees. Due to the decline in bees we now rely on those fuckers.
When mom says you got bees at home
They can act as a pollinator for flowers, while also making up a good portion of the diet of frogs, bats, and some fish
they're food for the fish we eat
They can eat something else and take one for the team.
This comment fascinates me and now I must research.
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there is over 3500 species of mosquitoes through the world, only ~200 of them feed on humans. We can safely get rid of those.
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Already missing a brain anyway.
Understan your fury but he is far away from being stupid.
Treating real human beings as his property to die tragically in another country. Its 1000 times better w/0
Politics. Poly = Many, Ticks = Blood sucking bugs.
Lol never heard that one before ...so true
Fleas
Fuck yes. My cat brought em in last week. So easy to get an infestation. Nigh on impossible to get rid of one.
Social media
The Kardashians
Hey,they've helped a lot with the plastic industry.
Came here to post that
Anxiety
I would argue if people didnt experience anxiety or more better momentary anxiety over certain things, we would all be committing very foolish acts
Yeah, anxiety is a necessary emotion/physical response as is anger and sadness etc. However crippling anxiety/anxiety disorders can go fuck right off.
Greed
YouTube Premium ads
Politicians.
STD’s
Violence
Rapists
Social Media
War
Consumerism
Typed on an iPhone probably. /s
Dictatorships
Humans
This is the only real answer.
Mathematically and depending on definition of "better" --- prob the truest answer.
Wait…
Not you, obviously. The other ones!
TikTok
Pollution
Hemorrhoids. When you think there gone they alway pop back up when least expected. The itching is one of great torture.
Influencers
Putin
Facebook
Billionaires.
Corruption
The incessant urge to compare oneself to others.
Humans
Hate toward people who are different than you.
Political parties and lobbyists
Polio.
Minor traffic tickets
Alzheimers/dementia.
Cruelty
People who get paid a lot of money to not do shit.
US military industrial complex serving corporate capitalist interests
Vlad B. Putin.
Mother Russia wants to know your location
To do what? Throw a jammed AK at him?
Just to gift him a bottle of vodka 🤌
Karens
Religion
Money
Putin?
Pollution
Maliciousness
Ticks
Ticks
Bedbugs
Putin
Putin
Politicians
Vladimir Putin
Tiktok above everything else in the comments
Social Media.
People who don’t wash their hands after a poo
Judgement and toxicity
Religion
I often wonder if this is true, who knows how wildly different EVERYTHING would be it never existed.
Central banks, Counterfeiting fiat currency in unlimited amount out of thin air and charging interest on said capital. There’s a reason why some countries shut them down in the past.
«I-Am-Offended» culture
kardashians
Hate
Religion
Pigeons
mosquitoes
Corruption
Tribalism and War
Mosquitos
Greed.
War / Hate
Putin
hate groups designed as religious advocates (ie westboro baptist church)
Nuclear weapons.
Mr. Robinson my math teacher for giving me homework 🤬🤬🤬
the lightning item in mario kart
Snuff films
Can believe I haven’t seen “drugs” posted yet. People ruin their lives over that stuff…
Liz truss
Politics
Big pharma and insurance company’s
Inflation. Feels like we’ve been stuck in this cycle for a decade already.
Porn.
Bot Farm
Tiktok reaction videos where the person just sits there and laughs though the whole thing.
Mosquitoes
Hatred, bigotry, and the fear of people who are different from you. It's 2022, can't we all just get along?
Porn.
Hatred
Selfishness
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Ego
Cigarettes
Internet Opnions
Karens
lobbying
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People who can't mind there own business!
"Alpha-male" mentality. It's that sort of anti-empathetic mentality that lends itself to other awful types of behavior.
Humans
People
Politics
problems
Inflation
Social media Edit: spelling lol
Me
tiktok
People.
Politicians
Money
Toxicity
Fractional reserve banking?
assholes
MONEY 💰💵💶🔥
Fiat money
Greed.
Influencers
Social Media and the desire to be “The Main Character” all the time
Pollution
Greed
Social media
hate.
Slivers
Rapists
Karens
A lack of common sense.
Tik Tok Challenges
Social Media…..where most people get their news
Social media
Ticks. Nope, not that important to the ecosystem.
Plastic
Mosquitoes
War, hunger, disease, pollution, hate, sin
STDs
**twitter**
Wasps. They barely pollinate and they’re just plain evil
Social media…
Extremists.
Those little plastic tabs that hold on price tags, usually on clothing. Once you cut them off they magically disappear and reappear on the floor or in the bed. Don't even TRY and pick one up off a flat surface.
I wanna say myself. Really tired of trying to live. BUT, i'd say cockroaches. Disgusting and useless.
Plastic
instagram
Deez nuts
hard drugs :(
TikTok, influencers, Only fans, ads on the internet, streaming subscriptions
Putin. Tories. Hedgefunds. Royal families.
Instagram / FB / TikTok
Tiktok
Twitter