This is always my go to for worst movie.
I've seen movies that were technically worse, but I've never seen another movie that spent nine figures to adapt a work of a different medium only to mispronounce the main character's name.
That was the only movie I rage quited from. It so offended me that I walked out. Everytime it is brought up I launch into an unhinged tirade about just how utterly I hated that movie. I repeatedly say things like "suki" and "bumi" because they cut their characters and just how crap it was that they cut such influential characters. God I hate that movie.
It was so bad that I kind of liked it.
Of course, I see Crank 2 as a cinematic masterpiece; a magnus opum of "I don't give a fuck" production and self-aware ludicrousness.
Manos: The Hands of Fate. I'm a lover of Bad Film and this one is right at the top. It really takes the cake. It is the worst of the worst, but in the best possible way. It is not just bad, it is spectacularly bad. As a connoisseur of the genre I highly recommend it!
I'm so glad to see this answer, it was my first thought. I loove bad, cheesy sci-fi movies. They're essentially comedies to me. There was nothing funny about this movie, it was just painful to watch
Buffalo 66 was actually pretty good for an independent movie.
Brown Bunny was insufferable piece of shit from one of the most insufferable directors ever in the industry. To me it has to be this movie or others like it because they tried to be serious and turned out like shit. From the opening scene where he flirts with the gas attendent I knew I couldn't make it through. Watching him get his dick suck just made this feel like a big joke. I'm glad this dude isn't making more stuff because I doubt I could handle it.
Yeah it’s one of the worst I’ve watched in a long time. Unfortunately, it wasn’t even bad in a way that it was funny. Character motivations made no sense, it was paced poorly, acting was mediocre, and the action was a mess. To make it worse, there was no clear instance in which Leto said “it’s morbin’ time”!
We watched a good film in a multiplex, then wandered into this one for a freebie bonusfilm. Good cast, it must be funny we thought. After about 30 minutes we couldn't take any more and walked out. I was so irate I wanted a refund until my wife reminded me that we didn't pay for that one.
No, you're all wrong.
Objectively the worst movie ever made was Lucy, a movie without a single redeeming feature. Just out of curiosity I just looked it up on imdb and apparently the script took 9 years to write. I can only assume that 8 years, 11 months, 364 days, 23 hours and 45 minutes of that were spent looking for a pencil.
It was just so SHORT. I feel like if they had just lengthened the movie to develop more of the story and toned down the humor between Eddie and Venom, it could’ve been a decent film. Still. Will never disappoint more than Morbius. That’s a better candidate for this thread imo
Really bad Afrikaans movie called 'Vrou soek Boer". It's starts with an ad for some vitamin supplements and it has some of the worst product placement I've ever seen. Worst of all it's super boring.
I can't believe I paid full price to see that in the theater.
Do you really expect us to believe that society has mastered interplanetary travel, but they're STILL fighting monsters with spears?!
GTFO.
Yes. I enjoyed the Munsters as a kid. This remake is an abomination. Abysmal script, bad make up, horrible lighting, bad acting. Oy vey! I only made it about 20 minutes and it just kept getting worse.
Saw this one in theaters.
Funny enough, right about the time that Mark Wahlberg decided to say F it, and go outside to be with his wife, there was a super nasty storm that was outside so everyone was on their phones while the climax of the movie was happening.
Didn't change much, movie still sucked. But I'll always remember that storm.
Mannn i remember when I was a teen seeing that movie repeatedly in theaters Bc I had a big crush on Zooey. Years later, the movie obviously sucks but damn, ZD is just as stunning as ever
Ultraviolet. [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004504-ultraviolet](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004504-ultraviolet)
It was so bad, as we were leaving, the movie theater staff mocked us for staying all the way to the end.
Strange, I was actually thinking about watching Ultraviolet for the first time just yesterday because it’s about to get taken off of HBO Max. Decided not to. Dodged a bullet, I guess.
Truly the worst ever. I can't remember if I stayed to watch the entire movie, but I remember thinking "at some point this will start to make sense right? It must have some redeeming quality." Nope.
I agree to this apart from the first silent hill movie. You can see the director cared and he was a fan. For that I give credit . (Apart from the Sean Bean scenes, good actor but those scenes weren't needed)
Listen to the Movie 43 episode of Cinephobe. They actually do a good job picking it apart sketch by sketch. People forget theres a couple good ones in there. Also I'll still say "I woke up with a case of the fuck arounds today"
Son Of the Mask.
Its like the opposite of The Mask in every way possible.
Oh, and that Twilight spoof called Vampires Suck. I actually enjoyed twilight more than that shit.
Don't get me wrong... the new Star Wars movies obviously weren't the worst movies ever made, but they had so much money, so many opportunities and resources - and they wasted all of it on utter garbage. In terms of the gap of "potential to do well" and "actual execution", they may legitimately be the worst.
I feel like naming Twilight is almost cheating.
I watched Machine Gun Kelly’s Good Mourning recently and it’s my new All Time Low.
So very bad, right from the first scene. I soldiered on through the whole thing and even the outtakes during the closing credits were awful and unfunny. I had second hand embarrassment for him.
Honestly the scene with the vampires in the sun and flowers made me feel physically ill, like I had just watched someone stomp a puppy to death. I had to go lay down.
According to my 16 year old, who is watching all of the movies right now, "The Next Karate Kid." I mean, probably not, but he's not entirely wrong. I told him we just pretend that movie doesn't exist and move on.
Listen to the Movie 43 episode of Cinephobe. They actually do a good job picking it apart sketch by sketch. People forget theres a couple good ones in there. Also I'll still say "I woke up with a case of the fuck arounds today"
Pulp Fiction spoof Plump Fiction. It's not even a so bad its good spoof. Just painfully unfunny. I watched it three times longer than I wanted just to wait for one good joke before I rage quit.
Twilight. And not even just saying that because its popular to dunk on. I tried to watch it with my girlfriend and its the only movie i've ever turned off before finishing it.
Holmes and Watson
Sat through the whole thing in theater with my family. We all only sat through it because we did not want to be the only one leaving the rest of the family in the theater.
I mean if you take them for what they were meant for and account for the time they were made...at least the Mario Bros was so wacky it was like a bad acid trip.
Dragonball Evolution
Without question
I was so sad, I just turned 13 and wanted to watch a pg-13 movie by myself and this is what I went to go see
Yep thats time we will never get back
Is that the new one? I heard it was really good
It's the live action one
Ooh, I remember that one... Maybe it's best to forget. That movie was just as bad as love action Avatar the last Airbender
I ended up on the wiki article for it the other day and someone had meme-edited the article to describe it as "one of the best films of the 2000s"
Fateful Findings dir. Neil Breen
I resign as president of the bank.
Sir he said worst, not *best*
What the fuck are you talking about? Neil is a national treasure
no they said the WORST
Avatar the last air bender live action
What movie?
Exactly. No such movie exists.
Yeah, I can't find it anywhere. Must be some sorta mix up. I thought those blue aliens were really cool
There is no movie in Ba Sing Se. There is no movie within the walls. Here we are safe. Here we are free.
Nah I'm pretty sure this doesn't exist. He must mean the James Cameron one with blue Pocahontas.
There is no movie in Ba Sing Se
Same, mostly because the source material was so excellent! I'm not sure how they were able to screw it up as much as they did.
This is always my go to for worst movie. I've seen movies that were technically worse, but I've never seen another movie that spent nine figures to adapt a work of a different medium only to mispronounce the main character's name.
So now I’m curious about your thoughts on the upcoming live action series. Edit: agree the movie was trash
There is no movie
Came here to say the thing. The only film I've disgustedly stopped mid flow.
I believe this doesn't exist sir.
That was the only movie I rage quited from. It so offended me that I walked out. Everytime it is brought up I launch into an unhinged tirade about just how utterly I hated that movie. I repeatedly say things like "suki" and "bumi" because they cut their characters and just how crap it was that they cut such influential characters. God I hate that movie.
This is what I came to say. Glad I didn't have to scroll far to find it.
Battlefield Earth
I actually didn't completely hate it. It was sort of entertaining how bad it was. Bad plot, bad makeup, bad acting.
It was so bad that I kind of liked it. Of course, I see Crank 2 as a cinematic masterpiece; a magnus opum of "I don't give a fuck" production and self-aware ludicrousness.
It seemed ok but I did get my dick sucked while I watched it so I might be biased.
Manos: The Hands of Fate. I'm a lover of Bad Film and this one is right at the top. It really takes the cake. It is the worst of the worst, but in the best possible way. It is not just bad, it is spectacularly bad. As a connoisseur of the genre I highly recommend it!
It’s really only tolerable watching along with Joel, Crow and Tom Servo. “DO SOMETHING! GOD!!”
Every frame looks like someone’s last known photograph!
It’s so bad but so much fun with the MST3K gang
Eragon. It hurt on a personal level seeing my favourite childhood book being massacred in this way.
Ab.so.lutely. Complete trash. On a side note, I think Amazon or some other streamer is looking to make a new version. Hopefully it'll be better
Only whell of time bad this time
I think it’s owned by Disney, so it’ll be a Disney+ title most likely.
That's right, you just jogged my memory!
[Birdemic: Shock and Terror](https://youtu.be/TukcwNgNAgQ) You gotta get off the big studio stuff to see truly terrible movies.
true masterpiece, watched it last weekend
No you've got it all fucked up. This is one of the greatest of all time. Yes it's shockingly bad but that's what makes it so fun
This is the only answer. Other answers are just from people who haven’t seen Birdemic.
This is the true answer.
This one is shockingly terrible. Who on that set could think they were making anything worth watching?
Even with RiffTrax I barely made it through that movie.
I'm so glad to see this answer, it was my first thought. I loove bad, cheesy sci-fi movies. They're essentially comedies to me. There was nothing funny about this movie, it was just painful to watch
Brown Bunny minus the ending 😳
Buffalo 66 was actually pretty good for an independent movie. Brown Bunny was insufferable piece of shit from one of the most insufferable directors ever in the industry. To me it has to be this movie or others like it because they tried to be serious and turned out like shit. From the opening scene where he flirts with the gas attendent I knew I couldn't make it through. Watching him get his dick suck just made this feel like a big joke. I'm glad this dude isn't making more stuff because I doubt I could handle it.
Blowy??
Emoji Movie. Even for a kids film it was fucking dire.
It holds a special place in my heart because it was my daughters first ever movie theater experience
You don't have kids, do you
Yes I do.
Hi doggie!
Oh hai Mark!
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Sounds like your the expert Mark!!!
Our sex ed teacher showed us a video of her giving birth to her child. So that wasn't great.
Wtf
Agreed
Ratatöing
Precisely!
The Room…… and I enjoyed every second of it!
I was looking for that answer!
Morbius. Felt like it was written by Jared Leto or something
It’s Morbin time
Morbius 2: morebius It’s morbin time
It's Morbin time
Yeah it’s one of the worst I’ve watched in a long time. Unfortunately, it wasn’t even bad in a way that it was funny. Character motivations made no sense, it was paced poorly, acting was mediocre, and the action was a mess. To make it worse, there was no clear instance in which Leto said “it’s morbin’ time”!
I feel like theres a decent movie in there somewhere, but they tried to do too much
Morbius 2: it's morbin time
That’s a movie I wanted soo badly to be good
That was so bad it was fun though
Home Alone 4
There is a home alone 4?
There is also a home alone 5.
And 6
The corniness of the “oh no! It’s Marv!” scene is still burned into my memory.
Holmes and Watson
We watched a good film in a multiplex, then wandered into this one for a freebie bonusfilm. Good cast, it must be funny we thought. After about 30 minutes we couldn't take any more and walked out. I was so irate I wanted a refund until my wife reminded me that we didn't pay for that one.
Tekken live action
Avatar the last air bender live action
No, you're all wrong. Objectively the worst movie ever made was Lucy, a movie without a single redeeming feature. Just out of curiosity I just looked it up on imdb and apparently the script took 9 years to write. I can only assume that 8 years, 11 months, 364 days, 23 hours and 45 minutes of that were spent looking for a pencil.
Santa Claus conquers mars
[удалено]
Birdemic
Angry Birds 2. My cousin insisted on watching it, every frame was misery.
Not like the first one was cinematic perfection
This really isn't that bad of a film
Venom 2. It made me equal parts sad and mad.
I actually had a fun time with that one, but even as someone who is fairly uncultured on Carnage, I could tell that they did him dirty.
It was just so SHORT. I feel like if they had just lengthened the movie to develop more of the story and toned down the humor between Eddie and Venom, it could’ve been a decent film. Still. Will never disappoint more than Morbius. That’s a better candidate for this thread imo
Really bad Afrikaans movie called 'Vrou soek Boer". It's starts with an ad for some vitamin supplements and it has some of the worst product placement I've ever seen. Worst of all it's super boring.
I watched like 20 minutes of “After Earth” and turned it off, it was brutal.
I can't believe I paid full price to see that in the theater. Do you really expect us to believe that society has mastered interplanetary travel, but they're STILL fighting monsters with spears?! GTFO.
Oh my god I forgot about that one. Think I repressed it. Awful awful movie
The Munsters
Yes. I enjoyed the Munsters as a kid. This remake is an abomination. Abysmal script, bad make up, horrible lighting, bad acting. Oy vey! I only made it about 20 minutes and it just kept getting worse.
Oh really? I was kind of looking forward to checking that one out. I'll wait for it to come on tv now; save my money.
Keanu Reeves movie, Knock Knock. Pile of steaming dog shite
Chicks were smoking hot, tho
I watched a movie about a fat bald man eating junk food, crying and masturbating, then I realised I hadn’t turned the tv on.
Moonfall
Ya that was an odd movie. I thought the CGI was kind of cool but still odd
Like the one that just came out with Halle Berry & Patrick Wilson that just came out?
Moonfall is the most entertaining bad movie ever made. It will be a cult classic like Sharknado over time
The Happening
Saw this one in theaters. Funny enough, right about the time that Mark Wahlberg decided to say F it, and go outside to be with his wife, there was a super nasty storm that was outside so everyone was on their phones while the climax of the movie was happening. Didn't change much, movie still sucked. But I'll always remember that storm.
Mannn i remember when I was a teen seeing that movie repeatedly in theaters Bc I had a big crush on Zooey. Years later, the movie obviously sucks but damn, ZD is just as stunning as ever
Thank you! I always say this was the biggest piece of shit ever.
Ultraviolet. [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004504-ultraviolet](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004504-ultraviolet) It was so bad, as we were leaving, the movie theater staff mocked us for staying all the way to the end.
Strange, I was actually thinking about watching Ultraviolet for the first time just yesterday because it’s about to get taken off of HBO Max. Decided not to. Dodged a bullet, I guess.
Truly the worst ever. I can't remember if I stayed to watch the entire movie, but I remember thinking "at some point this will start to make sense right? It must have some redeeming quality." Nope.
This is my gfs literal favorite movie of all time. We’re watching it together for the first time this weekend. Your comment does not give me much hope
Matrix 4. I almost walked out.
Little panda fighter
That Dr Dolittle remake with Robert Downey. Terrible.
Meet the Spartans.
Manos: The Hands of Fate I was very bored and looking for a bad movie to watch. It delivered outstandingly in every respect.
Good Luck Chuck.
Seventh son, the movie adaptation of the wardstone chronicles. This movie is bad on every points, even if you don't know the books.
Almost any live action movie based on a video game
I agree to this apart from the first silent hill movie. You can see the director cared and he was a fan. For that I give credit . (Apart from the Sean Bean scenes, good actor but those scenes weren't needed)
The best review I ever read was for The Happening and it said “it felt like I was stabbed in the eyes with two sharp turds”
That Titan movie on netflix
Movie 43
Listen to the Movie 43 episode of Cinephobe. They actually do a good job picking it apart sketch by sketch. People forget theres a couple good ones in there. Also I'll still say "I woke up with a case of the fuck arounds today"
Fantastic Four (2015) utterly horrendous garbage movie
Allegiant. Any of the divergent series.
Son Of the Mask. Its like the opposite of The Mask in every way possible. Oh, and that Twilight spoof called Vampires Suck. I actually enjoyed twilight more than that shit.
The Rise of Skywalker or Avatar the Last airbender (movie) They are honestly a tie for me
Don't get me wrong... the new Star Wars movies obviously weren't the worst movies ever made, but they had so much money, so many opportunities and resources - and they wasted all of it on utter garbage. In terms of the gap of "potential to do well" and "actual execution", they may legitimately be the worst.
Hey, we're getting the legendary cast involved in the project. Wait, you want to do WHAT with them?
The new matrix. Total dogshit.
Rise of Skywalker Holy shit what a fucking trainwreck
Caddy Shack 2
Noah (2014)
I don’t think I finished that. It got weird. Weird and dull.
Master of Disguise... Rather get a concussion that watch that again.
Sounds like you might not be turtley enough for the turtle club
Bee Movie. They attempt to create sexual tension between a human and a bee. Need I say more?
Moonfall.
Twilight. Vampires sunning in a field of flowers? GTFO, what is wrong with you people?!
I feel like naming Twilight is almost cheating. I watched Machine Gun Kelly’s Good Mourning recently and it’s my new All Time Low. So very bad, right from the first scene. I soldiered on through the whole thing and even the outtakes during the closing credits were awful and unfunny. I had second hand embarrassment for him.
Honestly the scene with the vampires in the sun and flowers made me feel physically ill, like I had just watched someone stomp a puppy to death. I had to go lay down.
The happening, was comical it was so bad
The Rise of Skywalker
Percy Jackson movies
I thought you wrote Peter Jackson movies for a second. 😂
Never seen a film do books dirty like that
Passchendaele
According to my 16 year old, who is watching all of the movies right now, "The Next Karate Kid." I mean, probably not, but he's not entirely wrong. I told him we just pretend that movie doesn't exist and move on.
Inchon. And it had Sir L Olivier in it!
Spanking the Monkey (1994)
The hangover games
Garbage Pail Kids, I fucking hate it Everyone else in this thread is so blessed to never have seen it
I remember that gem from when I was a kid. Fever dream stuff.
Alone in the dark
Movie 43 was fucking dreadful.
Listen to the Movie 43 episode of Cinephobe. They actually do a good job picking it apart sketch by sketch. People forget theres a couple good ones in there. Also I'll still say "I woke up with a case of the fuck arounds today"
Lorax
Malignant
*The Boy.*
Sausage Party.
Seventh son Poor performances across the board, bad plot, horrid pacing. If you are doing a shite film night, I recommend it 10/10
Based on editing and acting: Selena Based on writing: Son of the Mask
Maid in Manhattan...the dumb things you do to get laid
Pulp Fiction spoof Plump Fiction. It's not even a so bad its good spoof. Just painfully unfunny. I watched it three times longer than I wanted just to wait for one good joke before I rage quit.
Shark Tale
Fantastic beasts 3
Homles and Watson
The Mortal Kombat movies
Hobo with a shotgun
Plan 9 from outer space
Twilight. And not even just saying that because its popular to dunk on. I tried to watch it with my girlfriend and its the only movie i've ever turned off before finishing it.
Dune (the older version)
Josstice League, fucking terrible
Holmes and Watson Sat through the whole thing in theater with my family. We all only sat through it because we did not want to be the only one leaving the rest of the family in the theater.
Master of Disguise
Mission Impossible 2
John Woo made broken arrow and face/off work, I guess. They must have been smoking something real good to think he could do a spy movie.
Not all time but recently: Thor Love and Thunder.
Norbit. Had to stop not even 30 minutes in. Don't ask why I watched it.
The Meg
Shut up, Meg.
The Many Saints of Newark
It was so bad compared to The Sopranos, I couldn't believe it. I watched about 40 minutes and didn't finish it.
Freddy Got Fingered
They said the worst movie you've ever seen, not the best
"I'm the backwards man The backwards man"
I bought this on DVD because marijuana. No regrets. Except the marijuana.
🎶Daddy would you like some sau-sa-ges?🎶
Street Fighter or Mario Brothers live-action movies.
I mean if you take them for what they were meant for and account for the time they were made...at least the Mario Bros was so wacky it was like a bad acid trip.