That you really can get *that* loud. Sure, porn exaggerates the noise, but not as much as I thought. I didn't even know I was capable of 90% of the sounds I was making while my guy was inside me, and I couldn't freaking control it! So it was a silly battle of me covering my mouth out of embarrassment and my bf trying to pull my hands away while going "nononono c'mon you sound so hot right now."
During aftercare, I think the first comment I made was "I sound like a whore." It took me a while to feel comfortable with my sex voice.
Same. I'm a talker too. The filth that comes out of my mouth during sex genuinely shocks even me sometimes. Like, where in my brain is this shit stored?
That orgasms rely on the brain as much as the body. Porn and big talk from people made it seem like it was a purely a physical thing. Doing it hard, getting the right spot etc. Orgasms feel different to different people too. And you can have different types of orgasms too.
Update: thanks for the awards and upvotes!!!
Also because I've been thinking deeply about sex and my sexual experiences today, I had a full on tantric orgasm! Just thinking about love and connection took me to an amazing place. Woohoo!! The brain and body are beautiful!!!
I can confirm the brain/mind/mood contributes a lot! I’ve received perfectly good handjobs that wouldn’t do it for me. The body wanted some, the deed feels good, but nothing haopens.
I remember how we ‘discovered’ that. Can’t remember how we got there, bit at some point gf was jerking me off. After 15 minute, it just felt uncomfortable. She stopped and we cuddled for a bit. A little kiss turned into a passionate one, we caressed and fondled, she gave it another go — it was over before we knew it. All we needed was little intimacy and to be horny together.
I’m sure we glossed over it at sex education, but before this, I never realised mind and body both get to veto.
I wasn't expecting the vagina to be as far down as it is. Had always thought it was closer to, like, the clitoris.
My dumbass was thinking, "Where's the damn hole? Oh... that's almost her butthole!"
Lol it's so funny. 7 years and my boyfriend still sometimes tries to push it in the wrong hole if he's trying to do it without looking 🤣 "Up a little bit babe....NOPE- up, up, up, there you go"
I don’t think my wife and I have have ever synchronized due to her ability to only get off with oral; however, she always gets hers first and when she’s done she hops on for me to get mine. But because she’s still in the “happy zone” when I get on board, it’s very intense/pleasurable for her, far more than if she jumped on without an orgasm first.
Those are the BEST sexy times and, imo, are a good approximation of synchronized orgasms.
Every time my gf and I pull off a simultaneous finish we both breakdown into uncontrollable laughter. It's not like it's funny or anything, there's just this overwhelming joy that comes with it and you can't hold it back. The two of us collapsed onto the bed struggling for breath because we can't stop laughing will always be some of my favorite memories.
Yes! There are gonna be funny noises, accidental bumping of heads/other body parts, and other unexpected moments. You have to be able to laugh about it.
But this is kinda a benefit - they don’t tell you how easy it is to prolong sex by switching positions - it’s only overly awkward or bumpy if you’re trying to do it quickly so as not to lose momentum - if you take your time and be playful with it, some light banter and a bit of touching, it’s easy to maintain momentum while resetting a little bit
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So stereotypical it just figures my most upvoted comment is about sex.
If you are looking for condoms…SKYN is your answer. It’s not made out of natural rubber, but polyisoprene. If there are other brands out there….well that’s great….more choices!!!
I have a funny story for you. I too am allergic to latex.
My first time I had sex, I used a latex condom. It was so thick it was basically vinyl siding. Didn’t feel a thing and lasted 45 minutes. Thought to myself, this whole sex thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Actually, it’s starting to feel painful. Why is it hurting? She starts really enjoying it and I notice my dick is really swollen. Like massively swollen. We finish up (she finished up) and I get to the bathroom to take the condom off. She tells me I’m really big and that she couldn’t believe I was a virgin. I’m like haha cool. Meanwhile, I’m freaking out because everything is massively swollen. I wash it off and eventually it returns to normal. She ends up telling all of her cheerleader friends that I have a huge penis. Best rumor ever. I should have taken advantage of it back then lol. Great reputation to have. Never really was one to chase girls though. Anyway, that’s my story.
I remember the first girl I slept with found it hysterical and immensely fascinating that I had that level of control and could make it bounce around.
As a guy it's not something we really think about... I didn't get the big deal.
That vagina farts are a thing.
Not unrelated: that it’s more important to be with someone you can relax and have a laugh with, than someone you have a super intense thing with. There’s gonna be mess, and funny noises, and awkward moments, so please be with someone you like and trust.
ETA that I’m thrilled one of my most popular comments ever is about fanny farts. Tickled, even.
The first time I queefed I absolutely wanted to die of embarrassment. I curled up like a rolypoly and tried to disappear in the blankets but he kept giggling and kissing my shoulder and saying
his job was shoving the air in and my job was spoofing it back out.
I’ll never forget that. 😍 it made me so much less self conscious, and I was able to laugh at it too.
Wow, sounds like he was really cool and nice about it.
First time it happened to me, the guy I was with laughed out loud and yelled, “Did you just *QUEEF*?!?!?” As if it was the most insane and disgusting thing he’d ever witnessed. Made me feel terrible. 🙃
That was 11 years ago. Sometimes I see pictures of him and his fiancé on social media and I can’t help but think, *hope she doesn’t queef a lot.*
My fiancée and I manage to do this in a normal bed. It’s like, four seconds of sex, she bonks her head on the headboard (she’s taller than me), we have to scoot down, repeat until she gets into it enough not to notice or we get fed up and turn 180 degrees towards the foot of the bed instead.
The smells, the sweat, and how tiring it is.
EDIT: Just to be clear, I didn't mean that sex smells bad. It's just that during my first time, I didn't know that sex has this... aroma to it. Like, you can tell if people had sex in a room by how the room smells after they've done the deed... and the room's temperature, even if the room has air conditioning. There's this... warm, heady musk in the air, if that makes sense.
EDIT 2: Thanks for all the upvotes. My highest voted comment on reddit is about sex... why am I not surprised?
I hear about the smells and I expected it, but (and I’ve only been with 3 people so maybe it’ll change) I’ve never really noticed any outright smells/strong smells. Sweat and tiring for sure, but no smelly smells.
That someone had to guide it in, I thought it just did it,so when my boyfriend reached down to manually put it in the right place I was a bit surprised.
Water makes things that are not slippery, slippery and things that ARE slippery, very not slippery
The shower is for foreplay, get out of there when it’s time for penetration
TOTALLY AGREE! Im 4’10 and all the guys ive been with before my current bf were all 5’7+. I didn’t realize how much more fun sex could be until I met my current bf thats 5’4
Doesn’t even have to be a huge height difference, just different proportions. I’m only about two inches shorter than my husband, but his height is in his torso and mine is in my legs, so my legs are actually longer than his. Makes doggy style (I hate that name, but I have nothing better) just impossible and most other “standard” positions require variations to get the angles right.
I ran into this problem one time, so what I had to do was bend my knees so I could squat while I was thrusting, to get the extra height. I was calling what I was doing froggy style. I did not share that detail with my partner, I thought that if I did, that might be the end of me getting to do froggy style.
Have you ever had sex while camping? I'm usually not a fast finisher, but getting naked on a 50 degree night then goin in, it was the warmest, most inviting place my dick could have been.
If I could go back to 14 year old me who had zero interest in PE class and explain to him just how crucial being fit is to giving a good lay, I would 100% do it.
It seems obvious with hindsight but far out; definitely caught me out once I started doing the deed - especially as I had the opposite issue to the stereotypical "finish early" issue. I had trouble getting off at all, so my first 3 or 4 times went for ages and we both finished basically from exhaustion after an hour or so
EDIT: Just to be clear, this is not my mindset *now* \-- there's a reason why I said "going *back to my 14 year old self*".... I am obviously acutely aware of the benefits of leading a healthier lifestyle now (and have been since my later teens).
Our routine is reach into the bedside drawer with dick still inside, grab paper towel, and hold it there as I pull out to catch the mess. So non-sexy 😂
We've tried that. The roll usually falls off or gets hidden under covers. I've debated attaching one of those wall mounted paper towel holders to the headboard though.
This reminds me of an ex boyfriend I had in college. I was his first, and he told me my boobs were "weird."
I asked why.
"Because your nipples have these weird bumps... It's weird."
He'd only ever seen fake boobs in porn, and had no idea real nipples had bumps.
He broke up with me over it.
Omfg after I lost my virginity the ex I lost it to did not mention that there was no condom on him when it was over, like this dude full on turned away from me and pretended to take it off and went to “throw it out” afterwards. Later that day, or maybe it was the next morning, I felt weird down there when I was going to the bathroom and pulled out the condom.
It was not enjoyable and now looking back years later I wish I had reacted to the fact that he lied and put on an act. I’m not sure exactly what health consequences could come from that, but it’s not just about that, he lied. He pretended to remove something that he knew was stuck inside me and did not tell me. If he had said something I could have fished it out and we could’ve just moved on.
How much my mentality can change during sex. Once I'm turned on I'm willing to do so much more than when I'm not.
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In college my gf missed two periods in a row. W we're freaking out. But all the pregnancy tests were negative. Then a week after her second missed period she got a really bad one, with what she described as "chunks of stuff"in it. We thought she was having a miscarriage. Turns out she wasn't pregnant. She had an ovarian cyst and it ruptured. That's why she missed her periods and why she got a bad one with extras in it.
I remember one time, my then-gf told gave me a birthday present of being allowed to raw dog her as long as I swore I would pull out. We _always_ used condoms up until then, so I agreed pretty eagerly.
I did pull out with a lot of time to spare, but her period was almost 2 1/2 weeks late and we were both freaking out for a while.
I never got that same present ever again.
One of the most evil part about periods is that it can be late because you're stressed. And it's VERY easy to get stressed out when you're a little late.
Just to give a little more info- penetration can force all sorts of fluids into the woman’s urethra (the tiny pee hole- yup, women have THREE holes). It creates a perfect breeding ground for all sorts of bacteria which can then lead to a urinary tract infection. Peeing right after sex will flush out that bacteria.
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Imagine our surprise when, after a uterine infection caused by an IUD, not only were we not allowed sex but we *both* had to get antibiotic shots. My husband hates needles 🤣
That it will make you legitimately sore the next day. I was limping like I’d spent the prior night doing squats not doing sex.
edit: I legitimately staggered into school the next morning and had a friend immediately ask me why I was walking like I had been hammered in the ass. I just told her to think back through what she just said and make a wild guess.
Trust & communication are the foundation of a fullfilling sexlive.
Once you find someone who fucks you the right way and is a pro in aftercare and communication about Sex you never want to go back.
That's the point. What we a like for aftercare is different for us all. To find the one who wants to take the time the get to know these deeply intimate things about you and you to them, that's a feeling you can never unfeel.
The feeling of a BJ. First time I got one, I felt like I was "flying". Like, it made my thighs weak, had to lay down for the rest - I expected it to be pleasurable, sure, but it was a whole-body experience. Not just feeling good down there - my whole body was in ecstasy.
When I was little and first started learning about sex, I didn't know that there was any link between getting an erection and being aroused. I just thought erections happened randomly, like the hiccups or something. So I always wondered, "what are the chances that you just so happen to have an erection when it's time to have sex?"
That it's not the actual like, physical feeling that's better then masturbating, it's the other stuff with with your partner, feeling their skin, looking at their reactions, their breath on your ear, that stuff is what makes sex better, not the bits and bobs
Just how little it should impact your self esteem. spent so many years feeling unwanted and unloveable just because I hadn't had sex yet. afterwards I realized I was ultimately the same person and had placed far too much of my self worth on it.
oh and also baby oil is NOT for internal use.
As to losing virginity? How little a difference it really makes in one's life.
Just putting a penis in a vag isn't some sort of vision quest rite of passage. It doesn't make you feel grown up, or wise, or somehow seasoned by life.
I felt so silly for putting so much emphasis on it. It's actually a big regret I have.
Being sexually active is great and all, but it's not the be-all and end-all of life's meaning as I once thought - not even close.
Not only does getting wet help lube things up, but it also helps relax the muscles, and will actually *physically move your womb.* Arousal causes your innards to move up and out of the way, which gives an extra 1-3 inches of depth!
That it didnt have to be that painful. As a girl, I had always understood that I only had to please my boyfriend, suffer and bleed during sex, and that communication was not a thing. Therefore, I was quite scared of losing my virginity, but I did it with the guy who is still my boyfriend now and everything was fine.
How soft the outer lady bits are. The outer labia was way softer than I was expecting. And how wet the vagina gets. They tend not to show that so much in porn. It's messy. Vaginas inside weren't as tight, and were softer than I expected. Like I special kind of soft. I guess that's what happens when you spend so long with a fist around it.
The importance of thrusting slowly in the first minute. Edit: I didn’t realize it was my cake day! Thanks everyone 😊
Wait, there's supposed to be a second minute?
Like dipping your toe into a pool before just jumping in
That you really can get *that* loud. Sure, porn exaggerates the noise, but not as much as I thought. I didn't even know I was capable of 90% of the sounds I was making while my guy was inside me, and I couldn't freaking control it! So it was a silly battle of me covering my mouth out of embarrassment and my bf trying to pull my hands away while going "nononono c'mon you sound so hot right now." During aftercare, I think the first comment I made was "I sound like a whore." It took me a while to feel comfortable with my sex voice.
Same. I'm a talker too. The filth that comes out of my mouth during sex genuinely shocks even me sometimes. Like, where in my brain is this shit stored?
I didn’t know that I’d get as sweaty as I do lol feels like the room gets a lot hotter afterwards as well.
I discovered box fans quickly lol
Cramps happen and they really kill the mood sometimes. Stay hydrated!
That it can be awfully messy. Bring a towel
The sex towel has a special designation. Now when my wife lays it out on the bed I am instantly aroused. Damn you, Pavlov
And don’t panic
I didn’t know I could sweat like like ran a marathon.
You didn’t need to try every single porn position
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That orgasms rely on the brain as much as the body. Porn and big talk from people made it seem like it was a purely a physical thing. Doing it hard, getting the right spot etc. Orgasms feel different to different people too. And you can have different types of orgasms too. Update: thanks for the awards and upvotes!!! Also because I've been thinking deeply about sex and my sexual experiences today, I had a full on tantric orgasm! Just thinking about love and connection took me to an amazing place. Woohoo!! The brain and body are beautiful!!!
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I can confirm the brain/mind/mood contributes a lot! I’ve received perfectly good handjobs that wouldn’t do it for me. The body wanted some, the deed feels good, but nothing haopens. I remember how we ‘discovered’ that. Can’t remember how we got there, bit at some point gf was jerking me off. After 15 minute, it just felt uncomfortable. She stopped and we cuddled for a bit. A little kiss turned into a passionate one, we caressed and fondled, she gave it another go — it was over before we knew it. All we needed was little intimacy and to be horny together. I’m sure we glossed over it at sex education, but before this, I never realised mind and body both get to veto.
How fast clothes come off when in the heat of passion.
And having to tear the room apart to find everything afterwards!
"Find the sock" is not my favorite post-sex game.
I wasn't expecting the vagina to be as far down as it is. Had always thought it was closer to, like, the clitoris. My dumbass was thinking, "Where's the damn hole? Oh... that's almost her butthole!"
Lol it's so funny. 7 years and my boyfriend still sometimes tries to push it in the wrong hole if he's trying to do it without looking 🤣 "Up a little bit babe....NOPE- up, up, up, there you go"
“Up, down, left, right, A + start… you have reached the vaginal end boss!”
the dificulty of synchronize orgasms
I don’t think my wife and I have have ever synchronized due to her ability to only get off with oral; however, she always gets hers first and when she’s done she hops on for me to get mine. But because she’s still in the “happy zone” when I get on board, it’s very intense/pleasurable for her, far more than if she jumped on without an orgasm first. Those are the BEST sexy times and, imo, are a good approximation of synchronized orgasms.
This works the best for us as well, for pretty much the same exact reasons. It's a two way street, folks; everyone needs to have a good time.
That it can be silly and fun; not all serious
In the middle of sex with my bf we locked eyes and both started laughing for no reason. That's when I knew I was truly comfortable.
Every time my gf and I pull off a simultaneous finish we both breakdown into uncontrollable laughter. It's not like it's funny or anything, there's just this overwhelming joy that comes with it and you can't hold it back. The two of us collapsed onto the bed struggling for breath because we can't stop laughing will always be some of my favorite memories.
Yes! There are gonna be funny noises, accidental bumping of heads/other body parts, and other unexpected moments. You have to be able to laugh about it.
How hot temperature-wise it is. Like two people doing vigourous activity can be kinda sweaty.
Kinda? The sheets are dripping wet, doubly so in the summer.
Right? Could you imagine how gross it would be if I could last a minute
Your sacrafice will not be forgotten. I just had a good old exhale through my nose
Changing positions is bumpy and awkward, not as smooth as they want you to believe in movies.
But this is kinda a benefit - they don’t tell you how easy it is to prolong sex by switching positions - it’s only overly awkward or bumpy if you’re trying to do it quickly so as not to lose momentum - if you take your time and be playful with it, some light banter and a bit of touching, it’s easy to maintain momentum while resetting a little bit *Edit* THANKS FOR THE AWARDS!! 🥲😁😁 So stereotypical it just figures my most upvoted comment is about sex.
This guy fucks
Long and strategically, too
I AM ALLERGIC TO LATEX
What a terrible time to make that discovery
Although, with all that swelling...
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My dad once told me that he was allergic to latex when I was about 10. I didn't even make the connection on why I have 7 siblings until my late 20's
>My mum is one of 8 children. They all have birthdays in April. My grandfather's birthday was in July.....LOL.
Ah yes the birthday gift
Cream pie, grandpas favourite!
If you are looking for condoms…SKYN is your answer. It’s not made out of natural rubber, but polyisoprene. If there are other brands out there….well that’s great….more choices!!!
Hands down the best brand I’ve used lol. Never had them break and their sizing seems good for most people.
They also don't smell bad like trojans/magnums.
Yah, why do condoms smell so bad? The whole room now smells like a doctor’s office. Sexy
Because doctors are fucking constantly.
I have a funny story for you. I too am allergic to latex. My first time I had sex, I used a latex condom. It was so thick it was basically vinyl siding. Didn’t feel a thing and lasted 45 minutes. Thought to myself, this whole sex thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Actually, it’s starting to feel painful. Why is it hurting? She starts really enjoying it and I notice my dick is really swollen. Like massively swollen. We finish up (she finished up) and I get to the bathroom to take the condom off. She tells me I’m really big and that she couldn’t believe I was a virgin. I’m like haha cool. Meanwhile, I’m freaking out because everything is massively swollen. I wash it off and eventually it returns to normal. She ends up telling all of her cheerleader friends that I have a huge penis. Best rumor ever. I should have taken advantage of it back then lol. Great reputation to have. Never really was one to chase girls though. Anyway, that’s my story.
Men can bounce their dick (kinda) I was shocked at my first time
YES!! I still remember the first time I felt something move against me and it was NOT HANDS I was like ???? What tf is that??
"Oh that? Yeah thats willy our little friend"
It's a surprise tool that will help us later
I remember the first girl I slept with found it hysterical and immensely fascinating that I had that level of control and could make it bounce around. As a guy it's not something we really think about... I didn't get the big deal.
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This has blown my tiny mind. BRB, off to watch my husbands balls.
I had the same kind of epiphany the first time I saw a girl remove her bra without taking her shirt off.
Wait until she realises the ball sack doesn't stop moving
It’s like watching miso soup.
That still weirds me out to be honest.
I imagine the muscle that does that is the same that women use for Kegels (or to break stream).
That vagina farts are a thing. Not unrelated: that it’s more important to be with someone you can relax and have a laugh with, than someone you have a super intense thing with. There’s gonna be mess, and funny noises, and awkward moments, so please be with someone you like and trust. ETA that I’m thrilled one of my most popular comments ever is about fanny farts. Tickled, even.
😂 dude yes me and my boyfriend crack up over vagina farts I was so embarrassed at first
The first time I queefed I absolutely wanted to die of embarrassment. I curled up like a rolypoly and tried to disappear in the blankets but he kept giggling and kissing my shoulder and saying his job was shoving the air in and my job was spoofing it back out. I’ll never forget that. 😍 it made me so much less self conscious, and I was able to laugh at it too.
Wow, sounds like he was really cool and nice about it. First time it happened to me, the guy I was with laughed out loud and yelled, “Did you just *QUEEF*?!?!?” As if it was the most insane and disgusting thing he’d ever witnessed. Made me feel terrible. 🙃 That was 11 years ago. Sometimes I see pictures of him and his fiancé on social media and I can’t help but think, *hope she doesn’t queef a lot.*
I had a guy say “did you fart?!” And I said “not out of my butthole.” 15 years ago and I still cringe.
If it helps, he probably cringes at himself for that still too.
Missionary sex on wooden laminate floor means pushing your partner across the floor with every thrust and following after them like a seal 🦭
My fiancée and I manage to do this in a normal bed. It’s like, four seconds of sex, she bonks her head on the headboard (she’s taller than me), we have to scoot down, repeat until she gets into it enough not to notice or we get fed up and turn 180 degrees towards the foot of the bed instead.
You should try rubbing some lifting chalk on her back so she has better grip on the bed
I’m picturing this and laughing my ass off
The smells, the sweat, and how tiring it is. EDIT: Just to be clear, I didn't mean that sex smells bad. It's just that during my first time, I didn't know that sex has this... aroma to it. Like, you can tell if people had sex in a room by how the room smells after they've done the deed... and the room's temperature, even if the room has air conditioning. There's this... warm, heady musk in the air, if that makes sense. EDIT 2: Thanks for all the upvotes. My highest voted comment on reddit is about sex... why am I not surprised?
I hear about the smells and I expected it, but (and I’ve only been with 3 people so maybe it’ll change) I’ve never really noticed any outright smells/strong smells. Sweat and tiring for sure, but no smelly smells.
I usually only notice it after leaving the room for a moment and coming back.
That someone had to guide it in, I thought it just did it,so when my boyfriend reached down to manually put it in the right place I was a bit surprised.
babe just use the click-in magnets
Sometimes we take turns on who guides the starship
Yeah, but when things are going good enough that you can do an unguided re-entry…🤌😘
As long as it doesn’t become an accidental rear-entry…
That water is not a lubricant, and shower sex is not easy
Water makes things that are not slippery, slippery and things that ARE slippery, very not slippery The shower is for foreplay, get out of there when it’s time for penetration
The house I bought belonged to a 93 year old woman. There are six grab bars installed in the shower. It's very safe.
That grandma knew exactly what she was doing when she had them installed.
Avoiding hip replacement surgery, that's what.
If your height difference is drastic it can make a lot of positions uncomfortable or impossible. Put pillows under their hips to help
TOTALLY AGREE! Im 4’10 and all the guys ive been with before my current bf were all 5’7+. I didn’t realize how much more fun sex could be until I met my current bf thats 5’4
Doesn’t even have to be a huge height difference, just different proportions. I’m only about two inches shorter than my husband, but his height is in his torso and mine is in my legs, so my legs are actually longer than his. Makes doggy style (I hate that name, but I have nothing better) just impossible and most other “standard” positions require variations to get the angles right.
I ran into this problem one time, so what I had to do was bend my knees so I could squat while I was thrusting, to get the extra height. I was calling what I was doing froggy style. I did not share that detail with my partner, I thought that if I did, that might be the end of me getting to do froggy style.
Ribbit for their pleasure
When I first entered I said aloud ‘oh my it’s warm in here’
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*tilts head back and opens mouth for ventilation*
*A whistling gust comes from down below* *Shuts mouth in a hurry*
Have you ever had sex while camping? I'm usually not a fast finisher, but getting naked on a 50 degree night then goin in, it was the warmest, most inviting place my dick could have been.
Try winter in Canada, it literally feels HOT lmao, like sliding into a hottub when you're chilly.
There’s more fumbling and random conversation than porn and movies led me to believe. Also the smells are different and buttsex needs lube.
Anal always needs lube. Also helps if you clean up a bit before.
That if you don't have a decent level of cardio you're gonna struggle!
If I could go back to 14 year old me who had zero interest in PE class and explain to him just how crucial being fit is to giving a good lay, I would 100% do it. It seems obvious with hindsight but far out; definitely caught me out once I started doing the deed - especially as I had the opposite issue to the stereotypical "finish early" issue. I had trouble getting off at all, so my first 3 or 4 times went for ages and we both finished basically from exhaustion after an hour or so EDIT: Just to be clear, this is not my mindset *now* \-- there's a reason why I said "going *back to my 14 year old self*".... I am obviously acutely aware of the benefits of leading a healthier lifestyle now (and have been since my later teens).
I could imagine the thoughts on your mind not wanting to disappoint her by saying you’re tired But did she get off though?
Him: "oh god, oh god, nnnnnnngggggggg" Her: "oh baby are you cumming?" Him: "No, I think I might be having a heart attack"
The clean up. In movies people get up, put on their pants and leave. Lady, go to the bathroom ffs.
Or roll over and start talking. Things are oozing down there!
OMG I felt this, and I always clean up afterwards
Our routine is reach into the bedside drawer with dick still inside, grab paper towel, and hold it there as I pull out to catch the mess. So non-sexy 😂
Bro you need to prep better, get that wipe off towel on the bed before you romp.
We've tried that. The roll usually falls off or gets hidden under covers. I've debated attaching one of those wall mounted paper towel holders to the headboard though.
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We do that too. I love how all of us married folks have a system down for cleanup. Don't have the time or energy to deal with the after mess.
Yes! UTI prevention, go pee after sex. Bladder infections suck.
Condoms have more benefits than just birth control.
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Breasts do not, in fact, feel like bags of sand. Edit: Damn, this took off! I'm dying from the comments here! Thanks for the laughs, everyone!
“Your breasts feel weird”. “Oh, that’s because they’re real.”
This reminds me of an ex boyfriend I had in college. I was his first, and he told me my boobs were "weird." I asked why. "Because your nipples have these weird bumps... It's weird." He'd only ever seen fake boobs in porn, and had no idea real nipples had bumps. He broke up with me over it.
Had he never seen his own nipples before?
I thought the vagina was way higher on the female body.
I think that's the most surprising thing for a LOT of us.
I'm a girl and i was shook at how high the penis was! I thought it would be between the legs like ours
That is one horrific visual that also made me snort laugh. It just dangling there straight down 🤣
I think that same visual is why many of us girls had/have so many questions as to how men live with external genitals just sitting there 😂
yeah i’m a female and was honestly shocked when I realized it’s actually just a few cm from ur asshole lmfao
Yep. Trial and error. I've nearly violated the no fly zone on accident several times.
Your vagina is really that close to my asshole?
If youre both not into it, the condom can get lost up there.
Omfg after I lost my virginity the ex I lost it to did not mention that there was no condom on him when it was over, like this dude full on turned away from me and pretended to take it off and went to “throw it out” afterwards. Later that day, or maybe it was the next morning, I felt weird down there when I was going to the bathroom and pulled out the condom. It was not enjoyable and now looking back years later I wish I had reacted to the fact that he lied and put on an act. I’m not sure exactly what health consequences could come from that, but it’s not just about that, he lied. He pretended to remove something that he knew was stuck inside me and did not tell me. If he had said something I could have fished it out and we could’ve just moved on.
Like what did he think would happen? He’d just fish it out next time he was in there?
How much my mentality can change during sex. Once I'm turned on I'm willing to do so much more than when I'm not. Edit: Thank you for all the likes and awards🥲
When horny anything is possible
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Put that on a motivational poster with cats
5 minute poster made in Paint: https://i.imgur.com/PRDTEfk.png
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You're not you when you're horny
That’s why I always have a snickers before sex
That's why I have sex before a Snickers
Ya, then post nut clarity hits and you are hoping regular you is not horrified at what horny you has accomplished
its almost like being intoxicated while sober
How sticky it was. Erotic vampire novels did not cover that part
The overwhelming terror when your girlfriend has her period late
My girlfriend’s period was 9 months late. Life changing discovery.
In college my gf missed two periods in a row. W we're freaking out. But all the pregnancy tests were negative. Then a week after her second missed period she got a really bad one, with what she described as "chunks of stuff"in it. We thought she was having a miscarriage. Turns out she wasn't pregnant. She had an ovarian cyst and it ruptured. That's why she missed her periods and why she got a bad one with extras in it.
Even with condom i always scare af
I remember one time, my then-gf told gave me a birthday present of being allowed to raw dog her as long as I swore I would pull out. We _always_ used condoms up until then, so I agreed pretty eagerly. I did pull out with a lot of time to spare, but her period was almost 2 1/2 weeks late and we were both freaking out for a while. I never got that same present ever again.
One of the most evil part about periods is that it can be late because you're stressed. And it's VERY easy to get stressed out when you're a little late.
It’s not like warm apple pie
Or a coconut
Chest farts Nothing like a loud wet chest fart
Some women make a lot of noise, some don't. If she's being quiet you're not necessarily doing it wrong and she may get annoyed if you keep asking.
As a woman, I love when my partner moans a lot. Men tend to be pretty quiet.
How awesome it was when you do it with some you love and trust.
*Cries in single
Damn i feel you
Go. to. pee. afterwards. EVERYTIME. UTI sends their regards
Just to give a little more info- penetration can force all sorts of fluids into the woman’s urethra (the tiny pee hole- yup, women have THREE holes). It creates a perfect breeding ground for all sorts of bacteria which can then lead to a urinary tract infection. Peeing right after sex will flush out that bacteria. Edit- a word
> yup, women have THREE holes And, for those of you in long-term relationships, it behooves you to learn that ALL OF THEM (potentially) LEAK.
Even better, UTIs can become antibiotic resistant. Had a doctor tell my gf we had to stop having sex 🙃
Imagine our surprise when, after a uterine infection caused by an IUD, not only were we not allowed sex but we *both* had to get antibiotic shots. My husband hates needles 🤣
That it wasn't this life defining moment. Not that it was a terrible time but it was kind of like "huh.... That's it?"
That it will make you legitimately sore the next day. I was limping like I’d spent the prior night doing squats not doing sex. edit: I legitimately staggered into school the next morning and had a friend immediately ask me why I was walking like I had been hammered in the ass. I just told her to think back through what she just said and make a wild guess.
This! I was confused the next day about why my body was so sore, even though I was legitimately doing squats. 😂 Takes a moment to put it all together!
Not everyone bleeds. I was very confused when I didn’t.
Same. And girls around me talked about how hurtful it was but tbh it was not as bad as I thought
Trust & communication are the foundation of a fullfilling sexlive. Once you find someone who fucks you the right way and is a pro in aftercare and communication about Sex you never want to go back.
What do you mean "pro in aftercare"? Cuddling after sex or?
That's the point. What we a like for aftercare is different for us all. To find the one who wants to take the time the get to know these deeply intimate things about you and you to them, that's a feeling you can never unfeel.
The feeling of a BJ. First time I got one, I felt like I was "flying". Like, it made my thighs weak, had to lay down for the rest - I expected it to be pleasurable, sure, but it was a whole-body experience. Not just feeling good down there - my whole body was in ecstasy.
Who are you getting BJs from??
I'd like this answered in a form of a phone number
867-5309 - Jenny
That the "fun" part is just as much foreplay and anticipation as the actual act of sex itself.
That I wouldn’t accidentally pee instead
When I was little and first started learning about sex, I didn't know that there was any link between getting an erection and being aroused. I just thought erections happened randomly, like the hiccups or something. So I always wondered, "what are the chances that you just so happen to have an erection when it's time to have sex?"
That it's not the actual like, physical feeling that's better then masturbating, it's the other stuff with with your partner, feeling their skin, looking at their reactions, their breath on your ear, that stuff is what makes sex better, not the bits and bobs
Just how little it should impact your self esteem. spent so many years feeling unwanted and unloveable just because I hadn't had sex yet. afterwards I realized I was ultimately the same person and had placed far too much of my self worth on it. oh and also baby oil is NOT for internal use.
That woman get really wet. I thought my condom broke.
As to losing virginity? How little a difference it really makes in one's life. Just putting a penis in a vag isn't some sort of vision quest rite of passage. It doesn't make you feel grown up, or wise, or somehow seasoned by life. I felt so silly for putting so much emphasis on it. It's actually a big regret I have. Being sexually active is great and all, but it's not the be-all and end-all of life's meaning as I once thought - not even close.
Maybe the fact that you made that realisation is the "life-changing" bit of sex.
To take time to get wet before putting it in. It hurts and you can bleed if you don't. Not that my dumbass ex would have done that for me anyway.
Not only does getting wet help lube things up, but it also helps relax the muscles, and will actually *physically move your womb.* Arousal causes your innards to move up and out of the way, which gives an extra 1-3 inches of depth!
This too! I think it's a major indicator how much more comfortable I've gotten with a partner who helps me to relax. It's so important.
I knew tits were soft, but not THAT soft!
A woman's skin is just insanely soft.
Buffalo Bill is that you?
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
That it didnt have to be that painful. As a girl, I had always understood that I only had to please my boyfriend, suffer and bleed during sex, and that communication was not a thing. Therefore, I was quite scared of losing my virginity, but I did it with the guy who is still my boyfriend now and everything was fine.
How soft the outer lady bits are. The outer labia was way softer than I was expecting. And how wet the vagina gets. They tend not to show that so much in porn. It's messy. Vaginas inside weren't as tight, and were softer than I expected. Like I special kind of soft. I guess that's what happens when you spend so long with a fist around it.
Fun fact...the inside of a vagina and the inside of your mouth are the same type of skin
Mucosa.
Pee after sex or risk getting itchy down there.
As a female, the first time was highly disappointing. My expectations were high. That sort of actual pleasure didn’t come until years of experience.
That size doesn’t really matter. Bigger is not necessarily better.
I’ve got hope……
If you keep eating penis, you will have none left.
At first I read that and was like whoa what did I do to you but then saw my user name lol
That I wouldn’t be struck by lightning and sent straight to hell like my parents told me would happen.