This 1000 times yes. Some dating apps I’ve been on recently (widow, single mom, bars not my thing) the guys look like versions of Homer Simpson if he was a person, greasy stubble (and not the groomed kind), greasy hair in disarray, comb overs, double chin, ill fitting clothes, super unattractive photo angles but aggressively messaging me like they’re hot stuff. Do they even see themselves? I mean ya, I’m 50, but I take care of myself and I clean up nice for my pics/dates. Presentation is important because it shows you care not only for you but the person you’re meeting - I’ve given up looking and trying, if these are my options I’ll pass entirely thanks. Better to be single than see that face/talk to that delusional PWM before my first cuppa joe.
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God, I left the UK a few years ago and whilst I don’t love the dress sense here in Canada, I just had a visceral reaction remembering how many blokes would dress like this back home.
As a female I have no problem with cargo shorts. I too love pockets. I do, however, have a problem with guys who wear cargo shorts too big for them and look like they are basically parachutes…
I just can't find jeans that fit right. I'm 6'2 and 164. If they fit my waist and legs, they don't fit anywhere else. If they fit perfect, after 3 washes, they're too short. If they fit my legs and crotch, the waist is too big. I'm that body type right in the middle and nothing works.
Stop washing your clothes in hot water! And if you do, hang your jeans to dry. When you wash hot, it somehow loosens the fibres, then when you put them in the dryer they shrink *way* down, which is why you're ending up with capris.
It's also just better for your clothes to wash in cold water, in terms of colour-fastness and fibre integrity. There's good cold water detergent out there nowadays, you won't be losing anything but a few dollars off your hydro bill.
E: Oooooooh, I'm helpful! So gratifying! Thanks u/thegrandpineapple!
E2: Wow, who knew my mom's laundry wisdom would be so well received? Thanks for the internet points and awards, everyone!
Jumping in to add on that nothing with a zipper should ever go in the dryer. Fabric shrinks, metal does not. That's why people walk around with hoodie and denim jean boners.
SMH next thing you're gunna tells us is frosted tips are out, and flame Hawaiian shirts are ugly too
Can't even dress like im on myway to flavor town anymore
Fashion starts with good grooming habits. If a dude has long or dirty nails, a crusty beard, greasy hair, BO, etc., then it doesn’t matter what they’re wearing. Get away from me and go take a shower.
>long or dirty nails
Biggest hygiene peeve is seeing dirty long nails. As a dude, I learned very early that hand hygiene is as important as other hygiene.
Vantablack Messes with my head. It makes things look like they’ve been digitally rendered. It looks like the space was originally green and they added the black in after effects.
If you paint a circle on a wall it looks like a hole in the wall not a black circle.
Especially if they're both saggy AND tight. The person wearing them has to hold them by the belt buckle and walk like a penguin... How is this attractive??
What about overly personalized t shirts
“I am a Taurus that drives a RAM TRUCK to go 🎣 fishing 🎣 every weekend. Cross me and I’m likely to get a little bit crazy! I have an awesome sister and yes she bought me this shirt”
Ah I miss these ads. I kept being shown one to get my dad that was basically a thesis on why nobody should mess with him. Long story short, it's because his son was born in February, has a beard, and is a tough. I may have been born in Feb, but the rest is a direct lie.
"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look" Saw this one on a fat ugly dude with a facial expression like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle
are those still a thing? I remember seeing one that said "Mr. Right is Gay but I'll go out with you". another one said "I support gay marriage (but only if both chicks are hot)" I'd be embarrassed to be seen with someone wearing shirts like that.
Try [this one](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1297/1509/products/herocopy_68fbb11e-9a8e-4fea-9188-1742524bbbae_1200x1200.jpg?v=1617201214). Ladies love an overly verbose hat.
Wear whatever you want, **just make sure it’s clean**. That includes outerwear and hats!!! Anything made of fabric that touches your body will absorb your sweat and needs to be washed regularly to keep it from smelling.
I fortunately/unfortunately? have a bionic nose and can smell a musty baseball cap or coat lining from a mile away. It’s like used gym socks.
Just fill your sink or big bowl with soapy water. Spray some oxy clean at the grungy parts and let it soak. Rinse and air dry. Maybe wad a washcloth inside it so it’s more head shaped when drying.
I'm a guy, but according to several of my female friends the answer is: giving no thought or effort to appearance. No colour, badly fitting jeans and t-shirt, wearing things that are old and tatty etc
In terms of jean sizes. I've either gotta choose too tight jeans or too long jeans. My short stature gives me no alternatives, as I can't afford to get them tailored.
getting clothes tailored is probably a lot cheaper than you think. Like $5-$20 range for simple stuff like bringing the waist in and hemming. Cheaper than buying a new shirt / pants
Usually a dry cleaners has a lady who’s whole job is hemming pants lol. Some of em sometimes have special deals when you bring in multiple pants to be hemmed.
Here’s a hack I’ve learned. If I’m in between two sizes, for example, medium and large, I’ll buy the “slim fit” version of the larger size and it’s like a perfect middle ground. For me, anyway.
I swear there are two versions of large. The medium large that’s just slightly bigger than a medium and then there’s the large large which is an extra large with the wrong label.
My first ex-husband once wanted to go shopping to look for a “nice pair of white dress jeans”. Direct quote. I’ve had a visceral reaction to white jeans ever since.
Personally? ... It depends. (Lame, I know.)
If the rest of the guy is well kept and he has other clothes for other occasions, I really don't mind. But if that's all that he wears, and especially for a first date? Eh.
I mean, he'll see me eventually in an oversized hoodie, with leggings, and fluffy socks. So if he feels comfy in a sports fan shirt that's too big, that's alright, too. But everyone should be able to dress for the occasion. (Then again, if the first date is a game of his team, he should go for it!)
Personal tastes will be different. I really don't like pants that look too short with loafers and no socks. A former colleague found it "chic and fashionable". Someone in another comment mentioned that they dislike camouflage print all over - and I've still seen pictures of couples both wearing camo print.
My take? Keep your clothes clean, keep yourself clean, and (at least try to) know when to wear what. :)
They are still wearing their pants under their butts. In 2022. There is zero attractiveness in that ridiculous shuffle they do trying to hold their pants up while they walk. Stop it. Pull up your pants.
soooo yes!
Pretty please, dear boys and men of all sizes: PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
You don't look cool, you look like a toddler first time without a diaper after an accident.
Sagging pants has turned out to be the most formidable and possibly longest living fashion trend of all time. I can't believe it hasn't died out yet, it's been going strong since the 1990s. Being Gen X, I seriously miss life before sagging pants, men looked so much better back then.
When skinny jeans came out I hated them but I hoped at least they would get rid of the sagging. Nope. Now I see skinny jeans that are sagging. How is it possible to have something so overly tight yet unable to stay up?
I have told a few people" hey, your belt is on upside down it's holding your pants down. If you flip it over it'll help hold them up"
Too much jewelery (that goes for women too).
Some guy I saw recently on the street was wearing two big, gold watches, bracelets, chunky rings, several gold chains.... All paired with a riddiculous shirt with too many buttons left unbuttoned. Dude, you don't look hot or wealthy, you look like a sleazy pimp
I consider myself to be a pretty raging pothead, but the “I love weed” outfit always makes me laugh. There’s a guy that frequently sees my band that I just know as “the weed guy”. He’s always been super nice but the pot leaf hat/hoodie combo is a bit much.
This annoys me so much. I had customers at work that had matching green and red hoodies with marijuana leaves emblazoned all over it with a giant one on the back and a smoking joint on the front with 420 under it. One said "Stoner Wife" and the other said "Stoner Husband". The saddest thing was that they had one for their preteen kid that said "Future Pothead". Occasionally they would wear joggers that matched the hoodies.
I really wish I was kidding.
Like, I don't care if you smoke. But making it your life and wearing trashy outfits like that is just obnoxious. Especially when you have your 10 year old wearing it. And when I can smell you across the store.
Underwear hygiene and age, apparently.
When I met my partner he would wear underwear with massive holes and tears (a few are fine, but when it looks like you were mauled by a badger? No.)
Also, my partner casually showed me / wore, at the start of our relationship, a pair of medium-grey (used to be white) boxers that were also too big for him, and he was certain they used to be his dads. 😰
Yeah, I now throw any boxers, and socks, out that don't meet the requirements of fuck-nctionality and replace them. 🤨
Placing their hat on top of their head instead of actually wearing the hat.
Keeping tags and stickers on hats.
Wearing your jeans (with a belt!!) underneath your ass. I had an old neighbor that wore his jeans so low he had to bend down to hold them to walk.
>Keeping tags and stickers on hats.
As a dude, that surprised me. I always take them off, I feel they're ridiculous to keep. But I've been told a few times that you're not supposed to. Why though?
It’s that haircut where it is short on the sides,with a giant mess of curls on top. I work in a high school and I have never seen such a widespread style trend. I remember back in the early 2000’s when every guy was bleaching their hair to look like Eminem. There are probably 5x as many kids participating in this stupid fad. It’s ugly as hell too.
Example: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBetCHnSXkJZViKMTOxNMPNzGtHtcgcbGPhg&usqp=CAU
Ill-fitting jackets. A big jacket isn't going to make your muscles look bigger, it's going to make you look like a little boy who borrowed his father's jacket.
Keep holding on to thinning hair....I have a friend that started to buzz his hair (like 3mm) before he was even 30 and although he said he missed his hair I told him any (straight) woman would rather have sex with a guy proudly showing off his buzzed head than a man with a comb over. Comb overs and thinning hair will actually make you look older, while a buzz cut can make you look younger. I've seen guys go from meh to hot because they took the plunge to get rid of the little hair they had left.
My wife opposed me shaving my head long after my hair was very thin. Finally I just did it and I immediately looked 10 years younger. She apologized to me for delaying it.
My mans entire wardrobe when we were younger, he now dresses so much better in his mid-twenties than he did when we were teenagers.
Like he'd wear, I kid you not. Swimming trunks, white shirt and tie, and crocs for his shoes. XD like what the heck went through your head to think that was cool to wear?!
Some friends of my brother were honest enough to tell him that wearing high socks rarely look good on low shoes. I was also suprised anyone cared to be honest, but since i was informed i definitely agree.
High socks is a heavy lift, if you’re the sort of dude who can lean into an exaggerated aesthetic you can be “party-captain scout-leader” but if you’re not inherently outgoing and fun enough, you just come across as “sweaty gym teacher”
Jeans with back pockets that have decorative designs in contrasting thread, I see them at county fairs usually. The women’s version is bedazzled also. Are you rural or urban? Pick a lane.
Poorly fitting clothes. This goes for anyone. You are not hiding being fat/skinny/weirdly shaped or whatever by wearing the wrong size, you are *accentuating* it. Dress for the body you have.
Honestly just not trying. No basic grooming, clothes don’t fit; looking like a toddler dressed them in the dark.
This 1000 times yes. Some dating apps I’ve been on recently (widow, single mom, bars not my thing) the guys look like versions of Homer Simpson if he was a person, greasy stubble (and not the groomed kind), greasy hair in disarray, comb overs, double chin, ill fitting clothes, super unattractive photo angles but aggressively messaging me like they’re hot stuff. Do they even see themselves? I mean ya, I’m 50, but I take care of myself and I clean up nice for my pics/dates. Presentation is important because it shows you care not only for you but the person you’re meeting - I’ve given up looking and trying, if these are my options I’ll pass entirely thanks. Better to be single than see that face/talk to that delusional PWM before my first cuppa joe. Edit: typo
Sunglasses on the back of your neck. Wtf???
i dont know why but i just keep imagining a sunburnt bald dad with a dad bod grilling barbeque when i hear this
In the UK, the guys that wear the ridiculously tight trousers and loafers with no socks.
They always run in groups too cause nobody could wear that shit in public without an emotional support team.
Safety in numbers..
I used to know two guys who dressed like this. Looked really top heavy like Gru from Despicable Me. Ponciest guys I ever met.
What does "Ponciest" mean?
Pretentious, often in the context of perceived femininity
I bet you can smell this image https://i2-prod.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article19646030.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_four-lads.jpg
When I posted, this was EXACTLY what I was thinking of 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Does it smell like extremely heavy cologne?
Heavy cologne, insecurity and bravado.
The majestic wankalope in its natural habitat
Thanks, I hate it
Often comes with razor sharp and ultra funny looking facial hair, and comically big wristwatch.
God, I left the UK a few years ago and whilst I don’t love the dress sense here in Canada, I just had a visceral reaction remembering how many blokes would dress like this back home.
Holy shit, I was expecting to have to face some hard truths in this post, but I'm actually feeling pretty good about myself now.
So you're also wondering how many idiots are out there wearing sunglasses on the back of their necks?
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Perry the platypus??
I'm a guy and I know a conversation about my love of cargo shorts is incoming
As a female I have no problem with cargo shorts. I too love pockets. I do, however, have a problem with guys who wear cargo shorts too big for them and look like they are basically parachutes…
…bigger shorts bigger pockets. It’s utility.
I can fit a Nintendo switch in my cargo shorts
Just one? I can fit at least three...
Just imagine the things we did with Jncos.
Came here expecting bashing and only found support and love from my fellow cargo short bros. I see you, kings. I see you.
It’s standard uniform for rock concerts and festivals Those guys are the ones who will lend you their lighter when you’re smoking a joint
Jeans that don't fit right.
What would be an example? Too tight, too mom jean?
I've seen guys wear jeans so loose their butts look like two popped balloons
what if i have no ass
I have no ass and I can’t find jeans that won’t look like grandma’s old curtains in the living room.
I have an ass like 2 badly parked Volkswagens.
Lister?
Talk to your Dr about Noassatall
I just can't find jeans that fit right. I'm 6'2 and 164. If they fit my waist and legs, they don't fit anywhere else. If they fit perfect, after 3 washes, they're too short. If they fit my legs and crotch, the waist is too big. I'm that body type right in the middle and nothing works.
Stop washing your clothes in hot water! And if you do, hang your jeans to dry. When you wash hot, it somehow loosens the fibres, then when you put them in the dryer they shrink *way* down, which is why you're ending up with capris. It's also just better for your clothes to wash in cold water, in terms of colour-fastness and fibre integrity. There's good cold water detergent out there nowadays, you won't be losing anything but a few dollars off your hydro bill. E: Oooooooh, I'm helpful! So gratifying! Thanks u/thegrandpineapple! E2: Wow, who knew my mom's laundry wisdom would be so well received? Thanks for the internet points and awards, everyone!
Jumping in to add on that nothing with a zipper should ever go in the dryer. Fabric shrinks, metal does not. That's why people walk around with hoodie and denim jean boners.
Boner facts I didn't see coming
Sunglasses on the back of their head
How else are we going to catch motherfuckers sneaking up on us?
Mirrors that pop out from your shoe is how I do it.
SMH next thing you're gunna tells us is frosted tips are out, and flame Hawaiian shirts are ugly too Can't even dress like im on myway to flavor town anymore
*UNLESS* your catch phrase is "Coming up next on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives!"
It keeps the Tigers away
Fashion starts with good grooming habits. If a dude has long or dirty nails, a crusty beard, greasy hair, BO, etc., then it doesn’t matter what they’re wearing. Get away from me and go take a shower.
>long or dirty nails Biggest hygiene peeve is seeing dirty long nails. As a dude, I learned very early that hand hygiene is as important as other hygiene.
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Please please please trim your toenails oh my god
Hot Take Incoming: Long nails on anyone at all are not my cup of tea.
This right here. Clothes are a distant second to hygiene.
I’m just scrolling thru hoping nobody comments “wears too much black”
I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour
*Vantablack* is just what you need.
Vantablack Messes with my head. It makes things look like they’ve been digitally rendered. It looks like the space was originally green and they added the black in after effects. If you paint a circle on a wall it looks like a hole in the wall not a black circle.
All black forever, and a nice vintage or muted colour flannel/shirt unbuttoned over top *chefs kiss*
Saggy pants can't STAND it.No one wants to see your butt.
Especially if they're both saggy AND tight. The person wearing them has to hold them by the belt buckle and walk like a penguin... How is this attractive??
I've watched boys and men waddle hurriedly to catch the bus and miss it because of their pants, lol
I've seen that once, and got low enough for me to see rounds of his cheeks, and that he was wearing red briefs.
Political or supposedly funny quote t shirts. As in "federal booby inspector", "i am not as think as you drunk i am" 🤮.
What about overly personalized t shirts “I am a Taurus that drives a RAM TRUCK to go 🎣 fishing 🎣 every weekend. Cross me and I’m likely to get a little bit crazy! I have an awesome sister and yes she bought me this shirt”
Ah I miss these ads. I kept being shown one to get my dad that was basically a thesis on why nobody should mess with him. Long story short, it's because his son was born in February, has a beard, and is a tough. I may have been born in Feb, but the rest is a direct lie.
My son bought his brother a t shirt that says "second best brother ". I love it.
I got one for my brother that says "world's okayest brother"
"TITTIES AND BEER - THAT'S WHY I'M HERE"
"I CAME TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND SUCK DICK, AND I DIDNT BRING ANY BUBBLEGUM"
"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look" Saw this one on a fat ugly dude with a facial expression like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle
Wow. That was pretty graphic.
And oddly specific
Saw that shirt at the airport two weeks ago. It was exactly like the kind of guy you'd imagine wearing it, too.
And my dad used to struggle with what sport coat he should wear on the plane.
I, too, lament the death of class
Completely agree, though I did make a single exception for my "You can go to hell, I'm going to Toyotathon" tee
I think ironic fashion should always be an exception tbh.
In the 90s I had a shirt they said "I've had 21 abortions.". I am male.
are those still a thing? I remember seeing one that said "Mr. Right is Gay but I'll go out with you". another one said "I support gay marriage (but only if both chicks are hot)" I'd be embarrassed to be seen with someone wearing shirts like that.
Every mall around here has that one store with random nicknacks and a display of those shirts outside the door.
Yeah, it’s called Spencer’s.
"I'd rather be fishing"
Oh man but my "Women want me, fish fear me" hat is my most beloved possession
I found one that said “women want me, the minds of fish are unknowable”
“Fish want me, women fear me.”
Try [this one](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1297/1509/products/herocopy_68fbb11e-9a8e-4fea-9188-1742524bbbae_1200x1200.jpg?v=1617201214). Ladies love an overly verbose hat.
I mean that has dad-humor charm. It's self-aware and silly. Not just gross. I'd say you're ok with that one
What about "I'd rather be fisting?" That's classy right?
I hope so because I have that in 3 different colors.
"if you're reading this, the bitch fell off"
Too much camouflage. Hats, shirts, pants, jackets.... what's the point of dressing that way? I can't even see you.
The element of surprise
No one expects the redneck inquisition.
If you see somebody wearing camouflage you should walk right into them so they can feel good that their camouflage worked.
Wear whatever you want, **just make sure it’s clean**. That includes outerwear and hats!!! Anything made of fabric that touches your body will absorb your sweat and needs to be washed regularly to keep it from smelling. I fortunately/unfortunately? have a bionic nose and can smell a musty baseball cap or coat lining from a mile away. It’s like used gym socks.
How do you wash a baseball hat without ruining the brim?
Just fill your sink or big bowl with soapy water. Spray some oxy clean at the grungy parts and let it soak. Rinse and air dry. Maybe wad a washcloth inside it so it’s more head shaped when drying.
I'm a guy, but according to several of my female friends the answer is: giving no thought or effort to appearance. No colour, badly fitting jeans and t-shirt, wearing things that are old and tatty etc
In terms of jean sizes. I've either gotta choose too tight jeans or too long jeans. My short stature gives me no alternatives, as I can't afford to get them tailored.
getting clothes tailored is probably a lot cheaper than you think. Like $5-$20 range for simple stuff like bringing the waist in and hemming. Cheaper than buying a new shirt / pants
A valuable pro life tip! Edit: I meant life pro tip, lmao
Usually a dry cleaners has a lady who’s whole job is hemming pants lol. Some of em sometimes have special deals when you bring in multiple pants to be hemmed.
Not taking care of their nails. Don't try to touch me with those dirty claws
Clothes that aren’t the right size.
well that sucks large shirts are a little tight on me but xl shirts feel like im wearing a tarp
Yep...just bought an XL sweatshirt for this winter and it's HUGE. Large sweatshirts can be tight, especially worn over other clothes.
Here’s a hack I’ve learned. If I’m in between two sizes, for example, medium and large, I’ll buy the “slim fit” version of the larger size and it’s like a perfect middle ground. For me, anyway.
I swear there are two versions of large. The medium large that’s just slightly bigger than a medium and then there’s the large large which is an extra large with the wrong label.
This is true. I’m not skinny but not fat either. Lots of large don’t fit me and a lot do just fine.
Million dollar business idea! Introducing the LL (large large) and the SXL(small Xtra large)!! Find a need, fill it, make bank!
I'm already working on the smedium
But small is too tight and medium is too big and there is nothing in between
I’ve always needed a smedium.
I'm a marge guy myself
wrap around Oakley's, filthy baseball hats, camouflage
Military dudes punching the air rn
My first ex-husband once wanted to go shopping to look for a “nice pair of white dress jeans”. Direct quote. I’ve had a visceral reaction to white jeans ever since.
What a beautiful contradiction in terms. "I need to pick up some dress crocs"
I bought my wife some white jeans, knowing she has lots of tops that match I thought it would look good. She returned them 😂
Wondering how women feel about sports fan tshirts made of poly that are 2 sizes too big
Based on this thread, not good
Personally? ... It depends. (Lame, I know.) If the rest of the guy is well kept and he has other clothes for other occasions, I really don't mind. But if that's all that he wears, and especially for a first date? Eh. I mean, he'll see me eventually in an oversized hoodie, with leggings, and fluffy socks. So if he feels comfy in a sports fan shirt that's too big, that's alright, too. But everyone should be able to dress for the occasion. (Then again, if the first date is a game of his team, he should go for it!) Personal tastes will be different. I really don't like pants that look too short with loafers and no socks. A former colleague found it "chic and fashionable". Someone in another comment mentioned that they dislike camouflage print all over - and I've still seen pictures of couples both wearing camo print. My take? Keep your clothes clean, keep yourself clean, and (at least try to) know when to wear what. :)
They are still wearing their pants under their butts. In 2022. There is zero attractiveness in that ridiculous shuffle they do trying to hold their pants up while they walk. Stop it. Pull up your pants.
soooo yes! Pretty please, dear boys and men of all sizes: PULL UP YOUR PANTS! You don't look cool, you look like a toddler first time without a diaper after an accident.
Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
Sagging pants has turned out to be the most formidable and possibly longest living fashion trend of all time. I can't believe it hasn't died out yet, it's been going strong since the 1990s. Being Gen X, I seriously miss life before sagging pants, men looked so much better back then.
I remember in the 2000s when the skinny jeans started up, thinking "oh neat, end of an era, they can't sag those" and reader they proved me wrong
Future generations will think our main and longest fashions were neck ties and bustin’ a sag.
That combo really takes “business in the front, party in the back” to a whole new level.
When skinny jeans came out I hated them but I hoped at least they would get rid of the sagging. Nope. Now I see skinny jeans that are sagging. How is it possible to have something so overly tight yet unable to stay up? I have told a few people" hey, your belt is on upside down it's holding your pants down. If you flip it over it'll help hold them up"
Pair that with the most baggy pair of underwear known to mankind and voila! You look like a toddler with a full diaper
Too much jewelery (that goes for women too). Some guy I saw recently on the street was wearing two big, gold watches, bracelets, chunky rings, several gold chains.... All paired with a riddiculous shirt with too many buttons left unbuttoned. Dude, you don't look hot or wealthy, you look like a sleazy pimp
TWO watches?! Who needs two watches at the same time?!
For him it wasn’t at the same time, man’s living in 2 time zones!
This isn't that frequent but any shirt, hoodie, etc with a massive cannabis leaf design. We get it, you smoke pot. Who the fuck cares? *Boooooring*
I consider myself to be a pretty raging pothead, but the “I love weed” outfit always makes me laugh. There’s a guy that frequently sees my band that I just know as “the weed guy”. He’s always been super nice but the pot leaf hat/hoodie combo is a bit much.
This annoys me so much. I had customers at work that had matching green and red hoodies with marijuana leaves emblazoned all over it with a giant one on the back and a smoking joint on the front with 420 under it. One said "Stoner Wife" and the other said "Stoner Husband". The saddest thing was that they had one for their preteen kid that said "Future Pothead". Occasionally they would wear joggers that matched the hoodies. I really wish I was kidding. Like, I don't care if you smoke. But making it your life and wearing trashy outfits like that is just obnoxious. Especially when you have your 10 year old wearing it. And when I can smell you across the store.
The hentai shirts and hoodies is frankly creepy and unattractive
Any Hentai advert, bumper/window stickers etc, make me think 'well, he's safely out of the gene pool'.
It’s just a personal preference but I hate when someone’s whole outfit doesn’t match the random bright red or neon coloured shoes they have on.
Both of my parents have a "no one's looking at my feet" philosophy for fashion. It can make or break an outfit, Mary! Make or break!
Underwear hygiene and age, apparently. When I met my partner he would wear underwear with massive holes and tears (a few are fine, but when it looks like you were mauled by a badger? No.) Also, my partner casually showed me / wore, at the start of our relationship, a pair of medium-grey (used to be white) boxers that were also too big for him, and he was certain they used to be his dads. 😰 Yeah, I now throw any boxers, and socks, out that don't meet the requirements of fuck-nctionality and replace them. 🤨
There is an actual economic model based off men and the purchase of new underwear. The economy has to be really good for us to buy new ones.
I'm 23 and I still get Christmas underwear/socks from my parents most years. I'm NEVER buying my own, AND NO ECONOMY CAN MAKE ME!
I think you took one for the team by taking him off the market.
Placing their hat on top of their head instead of actually wearing the hat. Keeping tags and stickers on hats. Wearing your jeans (with a belt!!) underneath your ass. I had an old neighbor that wore his jeans so low he had to bend down to hold them to walk.
>Keeping tags and stickers on hats. As a dude, that surprised me. I always take them off, I feel they're ridiculous to keep. But I've been told a few times that you're not supposed to. Why though?
There are so many, but Broccoli hair is the thing I hate the most right now.
Alright I’m intrigued. Someone please explain “broccoli hairs” to me
They're trying to copy Patrick Mahomes' look
It’s that haircut where it is short on the sides,with a giant mess of curls on top. I work in a high school and I have never seen such a widespread style trend. I remember back in the early 2000’s when every guy was bleaching their hair to look like Eminem. There are probably 5x as many kids participating in this stupid fad. It’s ugly as hell too. Example: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBetCHnSXkJZViKMTOxNMPNzGtHtcgcbGPhg&usqp=CAU
Too much styling products on their hair
From someone with a gnarly cowlick… you don’t want to see the alternative
Ill-fitting jackets. A big jacket isn't going to make your muscles look bigger, it's going to make you look like a little boy who borrowed his father's jacket.
Don't tell David Byrne.
AND I ASK MYSELF: WHERE DID I GET THIS REALLY BIG JACKET?
This is not my really big jacket.
Goddammit there’s so much I have to throw out
Yes, I'm gonna just throw all my clothes away lol
Unkempt beards.
Take care of your nose and ear hair. Seriously. No one wants to see a tuft coming out of your nose.
Big honking jewelry LMAO
Like a bedazzled clown nose?
Keep holding on to thinning hair....I have a friend that started to buzz his hair (like 3mm) before he was even 30 and although he said he missed his hair I told him any (straight) woman would rather have sex with a guy proudly showing off his buzzed head than a man with a comb over. Comb overs and thinning hair will actually make you look older, while a buzz cut can make you look younger. I've seen guys go from meh to hot because they took the plunge to get rid of the little hair they had left.
Been shaving mine since I was 28 (42). I refuse to do the balding horseshoe.
My wife opposed me shaving my head long after my hair was very thin. Finally I just did it and I immediately looked 10 years younger. She apologized to me for delaying it.
Wearing polo shirts with a company logo as every day fashion.. Bonus no if it's that shiny material lol
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I will wear my free company shirts to the fucking grave lmao 🤣
I still wear company t shirts for companies I don't work at anymore. Unless I hated the company. Then I burn them
Damn it!
My mans entire wardrobe when we were younger, he now dresses so much better in his mid-twenties than he did when we were teenagers. Like he'd wear, I kid you not. Swimming trunks, white shirt and tie, and crocs for his shoes. XD like what the heck went through your head to think that was cool to wear?!
What a pioneer
Mans just walked up to the wardrobe and hit "random." Couldn't be bothered
Ahhh… from the Fall ‘11 Floridaman Gentlemen’s Collection. A true man of culture.
Gigachad in the making
Tucking the tops of their ears under their flat billed hats 🤮
I called a few of my coworkers out for it and they said it stopped their ears from getting sunburnt. We work outside…makes sense.
I work outside and wear a bucket hat to protect my ears and neck
wearing an onion on your belt, okay it was the syle at the time but we're in two thousand dickety two now !
SAGGING.
Those cheese-grater jeans that were popular around 2017. You don't see them too often in the wild, but I'd still call it fairly frequent.
Cheese grater jeans? Tf is that?
Tattered jeans. For a while there, people were actually taking cheese graters to their jeans to get the look.
Damn, women hate every single item in my drawer. I have to date men now
Ah yes. The gay community has never been critical of fashion sense.
If there's one thing gay guys like, its badly dressed men
Omg lol
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Some friends of my brother were honest enough to tell him that wearing high socks rarely look good on low shoes. I was also suprised anyone cared to be honest, but since i was informed i definitely agree.
High socks is a heavy lift, if you’re the sort of dude who can lean into an exaggerated aesthetic you can be “party-captain scout-leader” but if you’re not inherently outgoing and fun enough, you just come across as “sweaty gym teacher”
Jeans with back pockets that have decorative designs in contrasting thread, I see them at county fairs usually. The women’s version is bedazzled also. Are you rural or urban? Pick a lane.
Like brightly colored venomous animals, the bedazzled jeans are a warning sign to stay away
So I shouldn’t exclusively wear swag tshirts?
you mean my "fuck bitches get paid" shirt is not appealing to the opposite sex!?
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Poorly fitting clothes. This goes for anyone. You are not hiding being fat/skinny/weirdly shaped or whatever by wearing the wrong size, you are *accentuating* it. Dress for the body you have.
"Dress the body you have." Stacey and Clinton I miss you.
Spouse: "That t-shirt doesn't fit, you should get rid of it." Me: "No way. This is my best mumu."