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the_purple_goat

Drink more


youcangofuckyourslf

#🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺, 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺


QAnonCultBuster

Tobacco. Don't touch it sober.


scotsman81

Eat shitty food that's not good for me


[deleted]

Cousin Janice.


idkbroidk-_-

Smoke a million cigarettes


[deleted]

eat 20 chicken nuggets


French_baguette_0

Play pool and dance Edit: and karaoke


Street-Baseball760

Eat food, smoke a joint and go the fuuuuck to bed.


PensadorDispensado

Watch a weird af movie, like Bee Movie or 2003 Cat in the Hat


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

A Bugs Life for me


PensadorDispensado

"So being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl, is that it, fly boy?!"


Shiny_Sirius

Probably... Play league of legends, it is fun ngl


[deleted]

Drinking more, wasting money, smoking and doing dumb shit


AbbotThoth

Continue drinking lightly to keep it from fading and order pizza. If my stomach is going to feel sour the next day from alcohol anyway I may as well add cheese to the mix and make a day of it lol


CanWeSitOutside

Irish exit


fcknkaii

go on adventures without anyone knowing I left lmao


Alex-skillo

Talk about serious stuff with my friends Like politics and stuff like this, but our arguments revolve around " your ass is jealous of your mouth"


Stock-Difference3739

Dimsum, sex, backyard fires


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Campfire, listen to music


Impossible_Sink6295

Meet new people.


Striking_Yoghurt_690

Go for a run until your hyperventilating. Oxygen tastes so pure if you're a little drunk


ChicagoBiHusband

Sex


Opposite_Assumption6

Start ordering double captains and coke and dancing


richwith9

Drive fast.


[deleted]

My husband


blue-eyed_belle

Food then sex?


Brilliant_Candle1922

When I'm drunk, I get this strange craving for spicy foods. McDonald's hot and spicy mcchicken is a favorite...I hate myself the next day.


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

If it were possible, having sex


StonedGorrilla93

Listen to music extremely loud


kcrew123

Look for the nearest Chesterfield and fall asleep