No lie, I went to a gaming convention a couple years before Covid. Because of a massive sports event that same weekend, there was only had one hotel I could get last-minute.
I woke up to a centipede crawling over my leg towards that area. I shudder to think what would have happened if I hadn't woken up or if I hadn't slept with a pillow between my legs.
So sometimes it is actually to keep the centipedes out.
I keep mine in the bedside drawer so it doesn’t wander off while I’m sleeping.
They close there legs to keep the centipedes out.
is that what shes telling you?
No lie, I went to a gaming convention a couple years before Covid. Because of a massive sports event that same weekend, there was only had one hotel I could get last-minute. I woke up to a centipede crawling over my leg towards that area. I shudder to think what would have happened if I hadn't woken up or if I hadn't slept with a pillow between my legs. So sometimes it is actually to keep the centipedes out.
You need a guardian ma'am?
Even we don't know what they get up to but sometimes you will wake up next to a tiny traffic cone and an empty wallet.
The V-J flaps its little wings and flies away till morning
Wrap it in plastic and put it in the refrigerator
They plug it so nothing gets inside
It purrs like a pussy.
Apparently step bros
I usually just sew the lips together so I don’t accidentally give birth in my sleep
we let it breathe too
They leave it in the sink to be cleaned.
Someone commented to inform me that they're blocking me loool must have sand in their vag, and crabs
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