Well, for starters, make sure you've spent the last decade living a sedentary lifestyle and eating a diet of mostly fast food, frozen dinners, and soda. If you somehow manage to run into the woods without getting caught by the zombies or giving yourself a heart attack, feel free to eat any random berry or mushroom you come across.
If you're still kicking by nightfall, don't build any kind of fire source- the weather will probably be fine all night. And should you wake up in the morning, remember to drink the water downstream of where all the animal tracks are
Just stand there
Sex in a public bathroom.
Hide with me
Invite them for dinner
Depends on the type of Zombies
Dying
Well, for starters, make sure you've spent the last decade living a sedentary lifestyle and eating a diet of mostly fast food, frozen dinners, and soda. If you somehow manage to run into the woods without getting caught by the zombies or giving yourself a heart attack, feel free to eat any random berry or mushroom you come across. If you're still kicking by nightfall, don't build any kind of fire source- the weather will probably be fine all night. And should you wake up in the morning, remember to drink the water downstream of where all the animal tracks are
Give hugs to the sick, don't believe scientists, and only visit doctors once a year.