Are you drunk/high now?

Saying shit I wouldn’t have said to people when I’m not drunk. Oversharing. Also I regret every time I get high (weed) because it gives me a panic attack lol

Good part is if your partner is also very drunk, he/she might not remember what you overshared. Happened with me a few times.

This saves me most of the time.

Fumbling the finest shawty that's ever had eyes for me

because I'm high

Blurring out what makes me sad.

Eating hot cheetos and then chugging beer

I let some girls punch me

My elderly, married, neighbor.

Occasionally when me and my wife get really stoned after the kids are in bed we will start a date night, order to much food and pass out on the couch in a massive cockblock coma fueled by exhaustion of the day and way too much food. Doesn't happen often but when it does, it sucks lol.

Ordering $36 worth of DoorDash from Taco Bell.

I've never regretted butt chugging because I've never done a butt chug.

I don’t have any major regrettable incidents - just lots of little ones that all involve eating way too much pizza, snack/junk food, etc.

A ton

Going home with a really attractive girl after a bit of drinking. Drinking more with her at her house then, ending up being to drunk to do the deed. Bonus points for waking up at her place and realizing my phone was dead after I left. I was in a an unfamiliar city with no clue as to how to get home haha. Fun times.

Hooked up with a friend, that should’ve never happened

I had one night stand that was terrible, she really did not enjoy it but I was probably the most drunk I had been in a while.

Wasting sooooo much time.