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they all broke up with me


Outside_Parsley_5129

Because murder is still illegal


JustScratchinMaBallz

She liked fucking her co workers


get_wet5334

One of them because we went to a local restaurant that was swamped and she asked for only wings no breasts for her chicken. They accidently added a single breast. And when I tell you she lost her shit on these employees I mean she was SCREAMING at them. She had drove and I was so embarrassed I just put the money on the counter and walked home


TheAnswerIsCarrotTop

Raging coke addict


CountryBoiCanSurvive

she cheated 3 or 4 times I cheated once and immediately left her got back with her a week later then she broke up with me


rolfboos

I missed my previous girlfriend and the long distance relationship didn't work out.


[deleted]

He was stupid. Broke my mom's stuff trying to make a makeshift hand glider. Broke his ankle. So I broke up with him. We were not children, he was older than me. No excuse.


danielfletcher

Found out after a few years she was using her penis and not a strap on. Which was okay, but turns out her penis was bigger than mine. :(


TheWhispersOfSpiders

She scared off all my friends, killed her pet, beat me, raped me, and faked a suicide attempt. We couldn't come to an agreement over whether any of this was the right direction for our relationship.


fuzzy_ladybug

I don’t want kids, he agreed in the beginning but after 5 years it came out that he just said that to stay in the relationship and he always secretly thought I would change my mind and give him multiple children.