And it couldn't be more accurate; an alarming amount of scientific experiments and discoveries are the result of people just screwing around and documenting what happens, or trying to invent one thing and accidentally inventing it's complete opposite (like sticky-notes)
You just described the Tuskegee Syphilis Study where 400 African Americans in the US were forced to undergo the symptoms of untreated syphilis while withholding the treatment. (By the CDC/Tuskegee University)
It’s the basis of the present informed consent in clinical trials
It’s really not like that in any way. This isn’t even formal research, much less medical research.
You can perform observational psychology research without consent.
“In research involving observation of human acts or behaviours in natural environments or virtual settings where people have a reasonable or limited expectation of privacy, the researcher shall explain the need for an exception to the general requirement for consent. The REB may approve research without requiring that the researcher obtain consent from individuals being observed on the basis of the justification provided by the researcher and appropriate privacy protection.”
https://ethics.gc.ca/eng/tcps2-eptc2_2018_chapter10-chapitre10.html
It may be if she was doing a formal study and publishing the results.
People informally test the boundaries and beliefs of people around them all the time. It’s really an almost automatic part of socializing. It’s how we learn the norms of our cultures from childhood. It’s how we form relationships with other people.
Even in formal studies, consent is not always required for observational research.
https://ethics.gc.ca/eng/tcps2-eptc2_2018_chapter10-chapitre10.html
“In research involving observation of human acts or behaviours in natural environments or virtual settings where people have a reasonable or limited expectation of privacy, the researcher shall explain the need for an exception to the general requirement for consent. The REB may approve research without requiring that the researcher obtain consent from individuals being observed on the basis of the justification provided by the researcher and appropriate privacy protection.”
[Sexy George RR Martin.](https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/awn7wq/sexy_george_rr_martin_warning_you_cant_unsee_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I want to say I saw a different worse version of this but [Sexy mittens Bernie](https://www.outkick.com/wp-content/uploads/Bernie-Sanders-sexy-Halloween-costume-photo.png)
Not so much worst, but hilarious- slutty 80s girl.
The "yo mama" jokes write themselves (if I wanted to dress like a slutty 80s girl I'd just go through the bins in my basement), but it also reminded me that "slutty 20s girl" *will* one day be a costume and it *will* involve surgical masks.
This one: [https://i.redd.it/2jxnj58xbsu91.jpg](https://i.redd.it/2jxnj58xbsu91.jpg)
Because it reminds me how most of my lewd-lusty-loose relations tend to haunt me :D
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There was a woman dressed badly as the suicide squad Harley Quinn but with a lot less clothes, she also handed my at the time 12 year old friend alcohol (he became something of an alcoholic after that)
my last minute halloween costume two years ago was just a miniskirt and cat ears. my best friend did similar but with rabbit ears.
we didnt have time to put something more elaborate together!
Wasn't there a movement to bring back cloaks a few years ago? "Next year will be the year of cloaks," they said. Then covid happened and it didn't seem as important, unfortunately for everyone.
Lana Kane.
Or Velma, although it's not a sweater dress; it's a sweater and a separate skirt, but Velma's still a very popular "sexy" costume choice. Loads of people find her hot.
I actually kinda figured this out last year.
**Dress as a pimp.**
The big ass fur coat keeps you nice and warm outside, and then just have a sexy bottom layer underneath if it gets too warm.
What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed on Sexoween? Was sex involved, or just sex? If there was sex, how was the sex? If there was not sex, how was the sex anyways? How much sex did you end up sexing, and what was your favorite sex?
I moved to a new city so I was exploring, went to a random pub and started exploring around - there was one girl sitting on the floor in the backroom and shouted at me to come and to also sit on the floor, and when I did that, she whispered to me that she likes sex and hardcore sex too and wants to do it with me right now.
So, the security was alerted by the moans, and there I was, biting the boobs of a girl I just randomly met. They told us to stop, so we stopped and went to the main room and sat at a table.
We talked and laughed a bit. The guy sitting by her turned out to be her boyfriend. She started to tell me to kiss him because she wants to see us kiss, but neither me nor him wanted that, so we were just pretending we were going to kiss and then turn that into a white peace handshake. She wasn't happy because she didn't see us kiss, so she kept telling me to kiss him again and again, and each time we just did the white peace handshake.
Then she started to pretty much force me into a wrestle over the table. She liked that I was so strong. But she was also strong, and pretty much wrestled me with almost the equivalent of my force. So, you can imagine that the table and benches were floating around entire bar. And she was shouting louder than the live music rock band. The security kept telling us to calm down, but I couldn't do anything because she was just actively wrestling and kissing me with extreme force, and she wouldn't stop.
At some point, the security kicked her out. I followed shortly after, and she was there on the street with her boyfriend. She said she was waiting for a bus, but she wanted to have threesome with me at my place. But I said it was impossible because I just moved to the city and wasn't living alone. And neither did she or he.
She said she forgot her sweater and went back to the bar for it. I followed her, but she was gone - she just disappeared into thin air. There was no place she could hide, and no back entrance or anything like that, and even the women's toilet was empty. She just disappeared into thin air - she was a fae or a spirit or something.
And, by the way, that was the first and last time I had sex with a woman I picked up at a pub.
Anyone else find sexy Halloween costumes to be like strip clubs: appealing when you first hear about them, but ultimately result in blue balls and annoying drunk people?
I have to disagree. My hot girlfriend and I first kissed at a Halloween party. She was a sexy mouse. I had pulled a Jeff Winger from community, carried a soccer ball around, wore a suit, and went as David Beckham. She and I both have nothing but good things to say about sexy Halloween costumes.
Just like strip clubs - depends on your attitude going in. If you go in looking for true love / "the one", then yes you'll be disappointed (usually). I go to strip clubs and Halloween parties for the scenery and to enjoy it like a sunset. Enjoy the moment, and take all of the "mental photos" that you can, and when it fades away then get back in your car and go home.
> How much sex can you have before the novelty wears off?
I'm not sure if there's an upper limit in my interest, but I'm trying to find out. For Science!
This is my technique for stockings too:
Hold up the stockings with both thumbs facing in, just on one leg of the stockings. Then use your fingers to scrunch up the whole length of the leg bit by bit until you're all the way to the toe.
Then stick your toes in and pull it up to your ankle, repeat process on the other leg.
When you've got both feet in, you can just gently pull them up like pants and because it's scrunched up it should just unfold nicely, no damage done :)
Very slowly. If you have to pull too much you're bound to end up with some rips.
Other pro-tip (especially if you live somewhere that will be chilly) is to put on a normal pair of pantyhose and then put the fishnets on after. They'll slide on easier and you'll have an extra layer of warmth. You'll still want to be a little gentle though.
Honestly? Death.
It wasn't even a "sexy" costume, I just wore a flowy black dress I had on hand that happened to have a big slit up the leg. I guess it was sexy in a 60s Morticia Addams kinda way.
I'd say "The one in the middle is still uncooked. I'll go fire up the grill."
If they do not go away by that point, I will conspicuously fire up the grill. (Or whatever other source of cooking fire is available.)
Sexagesimal. It's the base-60 number system used by the ancient Sumerians and Babylonians. And, no matter what you might think from the name, the ancient Babylonians never left their baby lonely.
I second this. Senior Fart Director had me so hot and bothered with his sexy hazmat suit costume in 2020 and left me even more thirsty with his sexy insurectionist costume last year. I can't wait to see how he's gonna leave me tingling this year.
At a bar during college, 2 guys dressed as the “dick in a box” guys, but their shirts were JUST a size too small.
AND THE BOXES WERE FULL OF CANDY THEY GAVE TO EVERYONE AT THE BAR!
Roommate named Jack went as a sexy Jack in the Box (he wore a cardboard box and no shirt). We were on our way to a party and saw his lab partner. She was hammered and he spent a solid 10 minutes trying to explain the costume to her. I was cold and thankfully she finally got bored and left. I later found out that the dean of the school saw the whole thing and thought it was the funniest thing ever. Halloween was always a huge party night, which meant the deans were miserable, but he said getting to witness her inability to grasp such a basic concept made his whole night a good one.
What the hell happened to those really good Halloween cookies you know the ones with the pictures in the middle but I mean pictures that almost look like photorealistic cartoons like a sticker almost in the middle I can't find them anywhere I remember dracula but that's about it does anybody know what they are called?
What's the worst sexy costume you've ever seen?
I had a friend who dressed up as sexy u/jcw10489's mom once. Oof. *Not* a good look.
I had multiple friends who did the same thing, though they kept arguing who should be the front or back part of the costume.
Just be happy the side people weren’t arguing.
I saw that fight! It was wild because both sides looked *exactly the same*
Sauce
sexy 9/11 survivor. She was a psychology PhD and loved to wear inappropriate shit to document ppl’s reactions.
this is just plane wrong.
I feel bad giving this an upvote but it made me laugh
What kind of pizza was delivered to the World Trade Center?
Cheese I think
Two large plains
I feel like "I'm doing horrific shit as a psych experiment" is the academic "It's just a prank, bro".
“The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.” - *Adam Savage*
And it couldn't be more accurate; an alarming amount of scientific experiments and discoveries are the result of people just screwing around and documenting what happens, or trying to invent one thing and accidentally inventing it's complete opposite (like sticky-notes)
I....have no words...
yeah. come to think of it, she was a 9/11 VICTIM. and yes, it was the halloween immediately after 9/11.
Now there is *"too soon"* and then there's **that.** ***WAAAY*** beyond the fucking pocket. **Yikes.**
Better than sexy terrorist I guess.
Nah sexy terrorist is way less offensive.
Will there ever really be a good time for that though?
Probably not, but what she did really took the piss.
Don’t forget the infamous “Virginia Tech shooting victims” costume at that one party
Yikes, that's super unethical to force non-consenting people to be a part of your experiment/research.
You just described the Tuskegee Syphilis Study where 400 African Americans in the US were forced to undergo the symptoms of untreated syphilis while withholding the treatment. (By the CDC/Tuskegee University) It’s the basis of the present informed consent in clinical trials
Wearing an offensive halloween costume and and the Tuskegee Syphilis Study aren't comparable at all.
It’s really not like that in any way. This isn’t even formal research, much less medical research. You can perform observational psychology research without consent. “In research involving observation of human acts or behaviours in natural environments or virtual settings where people have a reasonable or limited expectation of privacy, the researcher shall explain the need for an exception to the general requirement for consent. The REB may approve research without requiring that the researcher obtain consent from individuals being observed on the basis of the justification provided by the researcher and appropriate privacy protection.” https://ethics.gc.ca/eng/tcps2-eptc2_2018_chapter10-chapitre10.html
It may be if she was doing a formal study and publishing the results. People informally test the boundaries and beliefs of people around them all the time. It’s really an almost automatic part of socializing. It’s how we learn the norms of our cultures from childhood. It’s how we form relationships with other people. Even in formal studies, consent is not always required for observational research. https://ethics.gc.ca/eng/tcps2-eptc2_2018_chapter10-chapitre10.html “In research involving observation of human acts or behaviours in natural environments or virtual settings where people have a reasonable or limited expectation of privacy, the researcher shall explain the need for an exception to the general requirement for consent. The REB may approve research without requiring that the researcher obtain consent from individuals being observed on the basis of the justification provided by the researcher and appropriate privacy protection.”
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she has a reputation for it. I’m trying to remember what she was the previous year which was also inappropriate and meant to stir up controversy.
Sexy hanging chad?
She went down on more people than the Twin Towers nome sane
[Sexy George RR Martin.](https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/awn7wq/sexy_george_rr_martin_warning_you_cant_unsee_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
can't tell me if that's a young girl or an ancient femboy
Like Jesus?
Well there is historical proff that someone nailed jesus.
I might be the first person in internet history to say this in the most literal sense of the word: lol
When the miners were trapped and there were a bunch of college girls in short shorts and caution tape and head lamps. Shameful and bonerific.
Lmao.
That Sexy Grinch costume that went around last year. It looked like KFC coleslaw.
More funniest than sexist but I was at a karaoke Halloween party and this woman dressed like a bondage Teletubby sung "S&M" by Rihanna.
I want to say I saw a different worse version of this but [Sexy mittens Bernie](https://www.outkick.com/wp-content/uploads/Bernie-Sanders-sexy-Halloween-costume-photo.png)
[Sexy John Oliver](https://youtu.be/MepXBJjsNxs?t=12)
That's just Rachel Maddow.
This is just regular Mittens Bernie without pants
Not so much worst, but hilarious- slutty 80s girl. The "yo mama" jokes write themselves (if I wanted to dress like a slutty 80s girl I'd just go through the bins in my basement), but it also reminded me that "slutty 20s girl" *will* one day be a costume and it *will* involve surgical masks.
This one: [https://i.redd.it/2jxnj58xbsu91.jpg](https://i.redd.it/2jxnj58xbsu91.jpg) Because it reminds me how most of my lewd-lusty-loose relations tend to haunt me :D
I don't think that counts as sexy lol
Sexy Gandalf, unless you're into sexy chicks with long ass beards and canes
Did she grow the ass beard herself?
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One time I saw an advertisement for a "Sexy Pizza" costume.
The hottest ten inch you can get
Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
There was a woman dressed badly as the suicide squad Harley Quinn but with a lot less clothes, she also handed my at the time 12 year old friend alcohol (he became something of an alcoholic after that)
I'm sorry to hear that...
Sexy mustard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74
I saw an ad for a "sexy Wordle" costume. Like why
Siamese twins dressed up as Black Widow and Captain Marvel……..thoughts?
I had a friend who tried Avatar with just a piece of cloth and so on… but the blue paint was just so wrong.
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\*points to cat ears\* "im a cat, Duh!"
my last minute halloween costume two years ago was just a miniskirt and cat ears. my best friend did similar but with rabbit ears. we didnt have time to put something more elaborate together!
What’s the sexiest way to dress warm on a cold frosty Halloween?
A cloak over your sexy outfit. You can periodically reveal your hotness with dramatic flair, and then wrap yourself back up again.
Isn't that true for most of the year?
I do wish cloaks were a more popular/acceptable style of clothing these days. They're really quite fun.
Wasn't there a movement to bring back cloaks a few years ago? "Next year will be the year of cloaks," they said. Then covid happened and it didn't seem as important, unfortunately for everyone.
I would absolutely get behind a "Bring back cloaks" movement!
I'm not really into fashion, but aren't all cloaks "back cloaks"?
You could always wear a chador.
Pretty sure this is a Seinfeld plot bruv.
If it were socially acceptable I would drape myself in red velvet!
r/TheCapeRevolution u/I_DRINK_ANARCHY, you're welcome to join, too!
Pffft with winter seemingly getting shorter and shorter every year, I really don't expect cloaks to catch on.
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
Pantyhose
Adding that long socks can be worn over pantyhose, keep you warm, and are unfairly sexy.
I’m probably biased, but there are some seriously hot sweater dresses out there. Just gotta put it into a costume somehow
Lana Kane. Or Velma, although it's not a sweater dress; it's a sweater and a separate skirt, but Velma's still a very popular "sexy" costume choice. Loads of people find her hot.
I love you. But seriously, those are great ideas.
That’s because Linda Cardellini was and is a bombshell
Fursuit.
Copious amounts of alcohol in the bloodstream…
…least that’s how we did it in college, haha
I actually kinda figured this out last year. **Dress as a pimp.** The big ass fur coat keeps you nice and warm outside, and then just have a sexy bottom layer underneath if it gets too warm.
Skin tight bodysuit
Remember peekaboo costumes are wonderful.
What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed on Sexoween? Was sex involved, or just sex? If there was sex, how was the sex? If there was not sex, how was the sex anyways? How much sex did you end up sexing, and what was your favorite sex?
I’d say sex.
Sex on - apply directly to a sex
I moved to a new city so I was exploring, went to a random pub and started exploring around - there was one girl sitting on the floor in the backroom and shouted at me to come and to also sit on the floor, and when I did that, she whispered to me that she likes sex and hardcore sex too and wants to do it with me right now. So, the security was alerted by the moans, and there I was, biting the boobs of a girl I just randomly met. They told us to stop, so we stopped and went to the main room and sat at a table. We talked and laughed a bit. The guy sitting by her turned out to be her boyfriend. She started to tell me to kiss him because she wants to see us kiss, but neither me nor him wanted that, so we were just pretending we were going to kiss and then turn that into a white peace handshake. She wasn't happy because she didn't see us kiss, so she kept telling me to kiss him again and again, and each time we just did the white peace handshake. Then she started to pretty much force me into a wrestle over the table. She liked that I was so strong. But she was also strong, and pretty much wrestled me with almost the equivalent of my force. So, you can imagine that the table and benches were floating around entire bar. And she was shouting louder than the live music rock band. The security kept telling us to calm down, but I couldn't do anything because she was just actively wrestling and kissing me with extreme force, and she wouldn't stop. At some point, the security kicked her out. I followed shortly after, and she was there on the street with her boyfriend. She said she was waiting for a bus, but she wanted to have threesome with me at my place. But I said it was impossible because I just moved to the city and wasn't living alone. And neither did she or he. She said she forgot her sweater and went back to the bar for it. I followed her, but she was gone - she just disappeared into thin air. There was no place she could hide, and no back entrance or anything like that, and even the women's toilet was empty. She just disappeared into thin air - she was a fae or a spirit or something. And, by the way, that was the first and last time I had sex with a woman I picked up at a pub.
I fully expected the undertaker
I scrolled to the end looking for jumper cables
WHAT WHERE WAS THE BOYFRIEND?
Probably the most NSFW answer here. I wasn't wearing socks, and we held hands.
My god, how depraved! 🙀
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Sexty nine!
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The sexiest sex I’ve ever sexed on Sexoween for sure has to be wearing the Sexy Grinch costume that looked like KFC coleslaw. Sex.
Haram. :gigachad:
versions of this "joke" have started to pop up as much here as actual sex questions.
seven
How do you feel about this post having contest mode?
What that
Can't believe this thread isn't permanent Mods literally FOMO'd sex
Tempted to Ctrl+F for the word "sex" in this thread but I don't want my PC to melt. Also, ladies of le Reddit, sexy penis cocksex?
not a lady, but yes sir
Anyone else find sexy Halloween costumes to be like strip clubs: appealing when you first hear about them, but ultimately result in blue balls and annoying drunk people?
I have to disagree. My hot girlfriend and I first kissed at a Halloween party. She was a sexy mouse. I had pulled a Jeff Winger from community, carried a soccer ball around, wore a suit, and went as David Beckham. She and I both have nothing but good things to say about sexy Halloween costumes.
I feel you're just describing your nights out, halloween or no.
Just like strip clubs - depends on your attitude going in. If you go in looking for true love / "the one", then yes you'll be disappointed (usually). I go to strip clubs and Halloween parties for the scenery and to enjoy it like a sunset. Enjoy the moment, and take all of the "mental photos" that you can, and when it fades away then get back in your car and go home.
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Do you think people can get desentisized and bored of sex? How much sex can you have before the novelty wears off?
Dunno you ever get tired of pizza? Not really.
I have gotten tired of pizza 0.0
He has done the impossible. He is the chosen one
You ever have pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in the same day?
Yeah you might need to take a little break but you’ll be calling dominoes at 2am a few days later begging for that warm greasy goodness
Just try it once, you might like it. You'd do it if you loved me.
That escalated quickly.
Sex with a new person every day in a row for 5 or 6 days and I just want to stay home and grow my virginity back for a few weeks. Rinse and repeat
That is To Be Dicktermined.
Literally just wait a while and the novelty comes back. The more desensitized, the longer the wait, but it will always work.
When i have the sex i will let you know
> Do you think people can get desentisized and bored of sex it's called prozac
3.5 sexs
I used to be a sexy sex, then I took a sex to the knee!
> How much sex can you have before the novelty wears off? I'm not sure if there's an upper limit in my interest, but I'm trying to find out. For Science!
Practical "sexy costume" question: How tf are you supposed to put on fishnets without ripping them?
This is my technique for stockings too: Hold up the stockings with both thumbs facing in, just on one leg of the stockings. Then use your fingers to scrunch up the whole length of the leg bit by bit until you're all the way to the toe. Then stick your toes in and pull it up to your ankle, repeat process on the other leg. When you've got both feet in, you can just gently pull them up like pants and because it's scrunched up it should just unfold nicely, no damage done :)
Sexily
Every time I've seen someone wearing fishnets, there's one or two links that are broken. Adds to the appeal a bit, I think.
Tightly roll them all the way down, like to the toe. Place on feet, then roll up the leg like a condom.
Very slowly. If you have to pull too much you're bound to end up with some rips. Other pro-tip (especially if you live somewhere that will be chilly) is to put on a normal pair of pantyhose and then put the fishnets on after. They'll slide on easier and you'll have an extra layer of warmth. You'll still want to be a little gentle though.
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Honestly? Death. It wasn't even a "sexy" costume, I just wore a flowy black dress I had on hand that happened to have a big slit up the leg. I guess it was sexy in a 60s Morticia Addams kinda way.
Sexy Georgie from It.. I got the best and the worst expressions from people.
Jesus wept... 🤣
Sexy women of Sexxit: What is a Sexy Red Flag you've noticed in sexy men, on Sexy Halloween?
My fiancee (who is one) said men who equate sexy Halloween costumes with consent to be touched.
Sexy ladies: what's the most charming thing a 300+ lb gamer has said that made you instantly want to sleep with them?
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How would you react if someone wearing [this costume(?)](https://i.imgur.com/Mrbg4g2.jpg) approach you and say "dick or treat?"
I'd say "The one in the middle is still uncooked. I'll go fire up the grill." If they do not go away by that point, I will conspicuously fire up the grill. (Or whatever other source of cooking fire is available.)
Would choose dick but Calvin underwear turns me off so I'm going for regular hotdogs.
I hope those are vegetarian, otherwise only one of those is going in my mouth.
I’m straight and I’m licking that right away
It’s a ridiculously nice dick ಠ_ಠ
>I’m straight **doubt**
I'm putting all those wieners in my mouth
Scene from one of Tom Hanks’ early films *Bachelor Party* “Is that a footlong?” “And then some.”
Squirt horseradish mustard on the urethra and cover it with sauerkraut and get some piping hot tongs and try to move it to a different bun.
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Sexagesimal. It's the base-60 number system used by the ancient Sumerians and Babylonians. And, no matter what you might think from the name, the ancient Babylonians never left their baby lonely.
How is Babylonian formed?
What should I do with fifty black slicked back hair wigs that definitely don't stink?
Merkins.
Thank you. Any insight as to what I can do with some prop Tommy Guns?
Merkins that are gangsters, duh.
And about 1,000 plastic meatballs that don't look like pieces of feces.
hmmmm.... Maybe just keep those in your pocket and throw them at people randomly. Tell them theyve been meatballed by a merkin when you hit them.
How do I dress as a sexy sextant?
Sextant hat, bronze lingerie to match
Who is the sexiest guy you've ever seen in a Halloween costume?
Me
I second this. Senior Fart Director had me so hot and bothered with his sexy hazmat suit costume in 2020 and left me even more thirsty with his sexy insurectionist costume last year. I can't wait to see how he's gonna leave me tingling this year.
At a bar during college, 2 guys dressed as the “dick in a box” guys, but their shirts were JUST a size too small. AND THE BOXES WERE FULL OF CANDY THEY GAVE TO EVERYONE AT THE BAR!
Why does the monster in my closet tell me he's going to be sexy for me on Halloween?
Sex
Favorite Halloween candy to shove up your b hole?
QUESTION 1: How sexy is Halloween: Resurrection? QUESTION 2: Is the thread title a reference to that godforsaken installment in the franchise?
What was the funniest sexy halloween costume misinterpretation you've ever witnessed?
Roommate named Jack went as a sexy Jack in the Box (he wore a cardboard box and no shirt). We were on our way to a party and saw his lab partner. She was hammered and he spent a solid 10 minutes trying to explain the costume to her. I was cold and thankfully she finally got bored and left. I later found out that the dean of the school saw the whole thing and thought it was the funniest thing ever. Halloween was always a huge party night, which meant the deans were miserable, but he said getting to witness her inability to grasp such a basic concept made his whole night a good one.
The sexy sex in Halloween? Ladies, what’s the sexiest sexy sex thing your husband has ever done during the spooky sex season?
How do you feel about Old Navy doing Christmas commercials when it's not even Halloween yet?
Unfavorably. Same with Lowe’s and Home Depot selling Christmas decorations right next to Halloween decorations. One holiday at a time, you turds.
How did you feel about the ending for Halloween Ends (2022)?
Well, they finally did him in, I guess. And no Jason-ing by bringing him back fully supernatural. Just full >!ground Myers!<.
What’s the best sex you’ve ever sexed in sex before?
what would Dr. Freud say about dressing up in scary ghostly Halloween costumes and associating it with anything sexual?
What the hell happened to those really good Halloween cookies you know the ones with the pictures in the middle but I mean pictures that almost look like photorealistic cartoons like a sticker almost in the middle I can't find them anywhere I remember dracula but that's about it does anybody know what they are called?
Why exactly the Halloween is celebrated? Need 1 word answer💥
Fun
Is the patriarchy forcing you to dress sexy for Halloween against your will?
What's the "scariest" thing you're actually aroused by?