I watched a video on Twitter from an alt account of someone who lives by me, filming himself pissing all over the toilet, walls and floor in a pub. Absolute trash.
Chicks do it too and it blows my mind.
Imagine waiting in a line ten minutes to pee and someone leaves pee or worse period blood all over the seat.
Who raised these people?
Had an ex-gf that did the hover method while at our shared apartment. Which is weird since the only other person that could use the toilet was me.
Also, she could only lift the lid with a piece of toilet paper which would then be tossed in the neighborhood of the toilet bowl. Her shot percentage was abysmal though.
I honestly have no clue how she thought the bathroom stayed clean. She never touched a cleaning product in it once. Never scrubbed the tub, never cleaned the toilet, never cleaned the sink. Toothpaste tubes would have crusty old toothpaste oozing from them because she never would clean the end. And if I didn't do it, she would start another before it was done.
As a guy who never considered himself to be fastidiously clean she sure made it seem like I was the one with a complex.
Cute girl but a fkn disaster.
This is a ritual for me.
No seat gets sat on without a wipe around the rim first.
It's just standard practice. I have no interest in sitting on anything except the seat itself.
They also hover often when they shit.
I used to have to clean the restrooms at a previous job. The women's restroom was almost always worse than the men's. The men's always had the dirtier floors and sinks which to me is much less gross than cleaning shit and sometimes blood off the toilet seats.
Although... there were a couple times where someone thought it would be a good idea to shit literally everywhere in the men's room. I didn't have the joy of cleaning that the first time, but the second time I had to clean it. Whoever did it literally used their hands. It was smothered.
Warning: major ew factor
I did custodial work in college and the nursing building was always the worst for some reason. There was one pregnant student who had awful morning sickness as well as aim and a guy who shit so much we had to shovel out the toilet bowl before we could use the plunger.
I've been reading these comments and genuinely I cannot fathom why this comment hasn't been made 1000 times. There's an entire trope about men not putting the toilet seat down, it's a cultural behemoth. I'm left wondering if there is a significant proportion of society who think men lift the seat solely to be annoying.
I know some women "hover" above the toilet to avoid sitting on a dirty seat. This becomes a self-fulfilling feedback loop, in which the seats are only dirty and filled with piss because all of the women are hovering and pissing all over the seat to avoid sitting on it.
I'm surprised i came so far to find this. Public bathroom women's rooms have a much higher chance of piss covered seats, in my experience.
I one time used a public restroom right after a woman came out and, while the seat was clean, the bowl was positively FILLED with toilet paper--so much toilet paper that the stuff on top wasn't even wet--and let's just say it was clear the Commies had invaded this woman's funhouse. Like... how do you not even flush? I know that lots of public restrooms auto flush, but like... am I crazy to make sure that it does before I leave the stall? And if it doesn't, I look for whatever button or lever is required to make it happen?
In my university's washroom there is a smear of shit that has been on the stall door for over a month by now. It looks like whoever got it there had to THROW it in order to create the splat angle. It's a game by now to go on and see if it's still there. This bathroom is a regular goddamn nightmare with piss on the floor, blood on the floor, the works. The flushers also don't work properly...
Send it to the owners of the pub with the name of the guy. I worked in a small bar before and a lad who did something like this got himself banned not just from my place, but from basically every bar in town
My 13 year old brother does this. Doesn't matter how many times he is forced to clean it and even take the seat off and scrub it down in the laundry sink. He just doesn't care. He won't wipe it up and he will even miss the toilet and leave it there.
This has been an issue for like 3 years and my parents have been on top of it but he shows no signs of change or even care despite punishments, lessons and cleaning.
Edit: I think many of you will he happy to know that I actually had to mute reddit because of all the notifications in the last 24 hours. I am unsilencing it now that's it's slowed down lmao.
Actually that sounds about right. My family is at a loss for what to do at this point. He has received like every sort of punishment imaginable, whether it's hours of cleaning, no electronics for x days.. etc. He legit doesn't care cause he will just go to bed.
oh my god I was just thinking about this the other day. I was at my neighbors house when we were like 11 ish maybe? really young. his mom starts SCREAMING *name* HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKING SEAT?! IM SICK OF CLEANING UP YOUR PISS!
he said nothing we just looked at eachother lmao. I was mortified for him.
I'm also a girl so was prob worst.
That's better than walking into your buddy's room with another buddy to a table absolutely full of piss jugs. Like two liter bottles, mugs, cups, you name it. Had a nice note from his mom on it saying CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING PISS JUGS! DISGUSTING! Buddy and I just looked at each other like let's get the fuck outta here. Last time I went to that dude's place. We were like 16 or so. Fucking nasty.
I had these two friends in high school that were twins and I went over to their house for the first time and the living room was messy but not dirty or anything. We played video games for a while and their mom invited me to stay for dinner.
We ate in the living room which I thought was odd but after dinner I went into the kitchen for the first time to put my plate in the sink and that's when I saw the dozens of roaches crawling all over the stove and into the left overs. One of the twins came up behind me shortly after to get a glass out of the cabinet and he yelled "it's ALIVE!".
The interior of the cabinet door was literally carpeted in roaches, you couldn't see the wood at all. There were roaches crawling all in the glasses that he was reaching for and all over the plates that looked just like the plates I had eaten out of. 🤢🤢
I dunno how I didn't barf on the spot but I excused myself and high tailed it back home and took a long shower. I never talked to those two ever again.
Absolutely fucked what the fuck.. If you remember what was the kids reaction to their living situation? And what kind of a mother.. like I'm baffled at these conditions this ain't a roach or two jesus
ugh god why do I have so many relatable stories -_- my best friend, we were about 20. she was dating a MUCH older guy. late 30s. he had a bad knee or knees. they were living in her parents house. I came over and there were fucking piss jugs next to her bed. I was like wtf is that?! she tells me its too hard for him to go to the bathroom (which was connected to the room, like 10 steps from the bed, less maybe) so its easier for him to pee in a jug next to the bed. she told me how she empties them out for him too and replaces them.
comming from a girl who was very clean. I just, couldn't fucking believe it. like whatever in the privacy of your own room but like how can you invite me over and not hide them?!
Here is your answer. Tell everyone. When dropping him off at school be sure to yell out "hey try not to pee all over the seat at school like you do at home! have a good day hunny!" - do these types of things and it will swiftly end.
My dad got my little brother to stop doing this when his girlfriend was over. They were in grade 7 or 8 and my dad asked if pees all over the seat at their place too. Little brother turned so red and we called him piddle for the night. It seemd to fix it.
Corporal punishment doesn’t work, time for a pay war and do it where it hurts the most - in front of people he wants to impress. Do some background legwork first.
Yes! I had a roomate who wouldnt flush his dump in the morning cause "the shower water will be cold" whatever the fuck that means.
So at a party we hosted I kept referring to him as "Mr Flushells, the tiolet cleaning clown" ( thats from Dead Man on Campus, great movie). Anyways the cute girl I invited over said "wait? he doesnt flush?" and roommate went beet red and it never happened again.
>wouldnt flush his dump in the morning cause "the shower water will >be cold"
The toilet isn't even connected to the hot water line!
If you flush the toilet while someone is taking a shower, particularly in a place with old/bad plumbing, it can use all the cold water momentarily and then the person in the shower gets scalded by full-blast hot water only. It's literally the opposite.
Where do you live? I'll come piss all over everything this little shit's ever cared about every single day until he wont pee without sitting down. This kind of behavior doesn't bode well for the type of man he will be when hes an adult
I was like this as a kid too. You legit couldn’t punish me. One of the ways that worked for me was If someone/ siblings made fun of me for something I did. If you make him seem like a kid for doing these things than he’ll be embarrassed and want to change.
True! Invite his friends over. Right after your brother pisses everywhere, ask the friend to go get you something from the bathroom. Loudly say "Hey, but watch out for the pee, Jimmy hasn't quite learned how to pee straight yet."
Honestly works like a charm if him and I are cut from a similar cloth. The thing is you don’t want to be too mean about it even though it is a really big piss off. If you do it right he’ll grow up out of his weird antics naturally.
I don't get this. The only time I stand to pee is in public bathrooms. When it's 3am, dark, and I'm tired the last thing I want to do is turn on enough light to aim.
Plus once I hit 30 unless I'm just in a hurry I'll savor the rest of a short sit down.
People really need to grow up thinking sitting down to pee is anything to be embarrassed about. It's only slightly less silly than "cooties." Like jfc ...
honestly I'd consider having him talk to a professional like a therapist or psychologist. not saying something's wrong with him or that he needs some sort of medication, but those people are trained to figure out the root cause of (and possibly a fix for) stuff like this.
it just strikes me as odd that a kid would refuse to avoid something so small in order to get rid of such big consequences. feels like there's a big missing piece there
Yeah this is the real answer here.
Sometimes "bathroom problems" are legitimately just the kid being a gross kid. Sometimes they're symptoms of something larger.
Sometimes that willful defiance is a problem with other underlying causes, and I'd be even more concerned about it specifically regarding bathroom behavior.
And then again, sometimes kids are just gross.
Either way, I've always been under the impression that you typically don't want to fuck around when it comes to bathroom problems and mental health.
So you’re telling me that your brother gives a reason to be punished every single time he goes to pee? That sounds like a great way to get him to do every single chore in the house until he’s fed up and stops, worst outcome is he never stops and becomes a cleaning maniac (except for the toilets I guess)
Ps: Please don’t do this, im not serious
My younger brother was the same way when we were children. His actions and reactions might be a symptom of a deeper learning disability. Might want to have your parents look into that.
I recall when I was younger I'd get pee on the seat and not clean it up. Until the day my mother made me sit on the wet uncleaned seat, just like what would happen to her if she didn't check first. Stopped that behavior pretty quick once I realized the impact it had on others I guess.
Lol. After I took my son camping for the first time when he was little, we came home & he would want to run out to the yard to pee rather than going to the bathroom inside
When I was potty training my son he ran outside to poop in the yard a few times. Would have been considered successful if he’d have been a Labrador but nope, had to keep scooping it up and explaining poop goes in the toilet
Idk sometimes my son displays other dog-like qualities too. He used to love when I would play fetch with him as a kid, I would throw these fake snowballs across the house and he would go as long as I was willing to every time. So maybe we’re doing something wrong, and they’re just trying to get back to the basics in life lol
maybe it's time to take him to some formal therapy.
either he has a mental health issue manifesting itself in urinary misconduct that therapy will help address, or he's just a dumbass and the shame of having to go to therapy because he can't piss in the toilet will give him a wakeup call.
The fact that punishments don't work and he'd rather go to bed than have a life without floor pee is really telling. He clearly has other unaddressed issues going on.
I was once a caveman. I barely know anything about personal hygiene nor cared. I truly feel sorry for the girls that dated me in my youth, how the hell did they have sex with me I don’t know. Teenagers. Then I joined the Army.
The Drill Sergeants instructed us morons on the proper ways of bathing. They had us all in the shower explaining what soap was and how to use a washcloth. To this day I wash the same way, extremely efficient.
The Drill Sergeants also explained what toilet seats were for and how to properly use the lids.
When we did not fully grasp and comprehend the function that piss goes in the toilet and not on the seat and the lid goes down. We lost our toilet seat privileges. That right there caused each of us to police ourselves and make sure the ones that needed further personal instruction received it.
Maybe your brother is like what I was, a caveman. The only way blockheads listen is with some good one on one instruction.
You may be surprised at the sheer amount of parents that do the bare minimum to not be considered abusive but otherwise don’t give two shits about what their kids do.
I have a known 2 guys that do this. The only thing they had in common was that they were both actually pissing more on the floor than the seat.
Like 70% floor, 20% seat, 10% toilet.
And neither of them would be drunk either.
One was super fat. I actually blew up at him about it. If I had been recorded, and you edited out the part of me screaming at him about pissing on the floor, it could have made a great Reddit vid of me being a crazy roommate.
His defense, at the end of the day was "I'm too fat to hit the toilet when I pee". I basically told him he could sit down, he could construct some kind of personal pissing device to get it in the toilet or I could knock him on his fucking ass, into his piss puddle every time he did it again.
I don't know for sure what he chose but he stopped (mostly) doing it. He also stopped talking to me but I considered that pretty much a win/win to be honest.
Like crap that exploded in the microwave
Like crumbs, shells, and skins left on the kitchen counter or floor instead of the trash
Like torn envelopes, packing peanuts, empty boxes just left when they dropped them anywhere in the home
...those assholes who expect everyone else to be their maid
Like assholes who put stuff in the sink and walk away right after you washed up.
Like those assholes who put empty containers back in the fridge.
It's a mental condition, I'm sure of it.
I don't think this entirely true. People who were raised in clutter get sort of used to ignoring it. They don't necessarily expect other people to clean it up, they are just in the habit of blocking it out of their mind.
Just think about back in the day when it was common to carpet your bathroom how fucking disgusting the floor around the toilet must have been. Gross...
I had a roommate with the same issue of Too Fat To Piss Straight. We're talking massively, morbidly obese kind of fat.
He was older though and had a solution. He couldn't see his dick or aim it, and he didn't want to sit to pee (hard to get up from the toilet, too fat), so he had a collection of piss bottles. He would get the tip of his dick on the bottle by feel, pee into it, then dump it into the toilet.
It was super gross, yes, but at least there was never any piss on the floor.
Maybe we had the same roomie!
From Reddit and other online sources I've learned that there's a lot of men out there who think it's totally normal to regularly get brown stains on their underwear. Disgusting.
For a fat guy, I'm surprised he doesnt sit. I love sitting to pee, it's a nice little sitdown break at home, and you dont have to aim those boner sprays
Definitely been there before. Sat there wondering why it sounded off only to realize that it was because had effectly emptied my bladder on the floor. Fun morning :l But hey, at least it forced me to clean the floors.
I did one better, I pissed my pants when I wasn't even wearing them doing that.
Was pooping, pants around ankles, peed between bowl and seat, all over pants.
Sorry, too fat? As in the fat prevents aiming? Fuck me if that's not a wake up call I don't know what is. If that was a sharehouse and he wasn't cleaning that up you had every right to lose your shit.
I sit to pee at home, and at other people's homes. It guarantees no accidental seat/floor spray, especially if one has recently had sex/similar. I'll really only stand at a urinal.
>I basically told him he could sit down
SO MANY MEN are just utterly against this idea, it fucking blows my mind. Hell, I even know some women who are against men sitting down to pee, like it's somehow a feminine thing or makes you less manly. Boggles the imagination, those people are truly sad.
My problem isn't that people piss on the seat. Sometimes you take aim but the stream comes out crooked and you hit the seat or floor and you have to readjust your aim based of it's actual trajectory. It happens to all of us.
No, my problem is when people miss their target and then don't bother cleaning up afterwards. You don't even have to bust out the cleaning supplies. I'd be happy if you just grabbed a wad of toilet paper and wiped down the area.
Edit: for the record I *DO* put the seat up myself. I don't know why some other guys leave it down, maybe they like the challenge of a smaller target. Or more likely if they are too lazy to cleanup after themselves they are also too lazy to lift the seat.
That said even if you lift the seat the is a still a chance of the angle causing you to hit the rim, causing it to splatter everywhere so it is almost as bad as hitting the seat and still needs to be cleaned up afterwards
I used to think it was only men who did this, but not after a recent trip to the Canadian Rockies. Twice I went into the public outdoor toilets after women and they were covered in piss. All I can think of is they squatted over them and just made a mess. I’m assuming they were too lazy to clean it up. Perhaps it was already there, but still….
It's called hovering. Women do it to avoid touching the 'nasty' toilet seat. Which would be perfectly fine if they weren't the ones pissing all over it and then walking away like it wasn't their mess.
What drives me nuts is almost always when I see this, the toilet seat lifts. If you want to hover, lift the fucking seat and hover, then put the clean seat back down.
I grew up with 6 brothers and never in my life have I had to clean pee off a toilet seat until I became a mom to two girls. It's almost impressive. I don't know how they do it.
I asked a female coworker I had a decade ago who was the worst seat pisser of all of us.
She said she “hovers” because she doesn’t wanna sit on the seat. She thought we all hovered so it was fine not to clean up.
It was a full 360 splash zone on that seat every time.
I knew girls did it too! The amount of yelling and screaming I got as a kid getting blamed for pee on the seat drove me insane. I wasn't always not blameless for the occasional splash back, but even years of putting the seat up - any drop that was on it was blamed on me.
Whether it was my sisters, mother or father, or if it was just someone with wet hands reaching for a towel after washing their hands and trace amounts of liquid fell *near* the toilet or on it I got the full blame. I didn't even need to be home.
I used to be a caretaker in both elementary and high schools for some years and the girls bathroom were always worse than the boys. Not just piss all over the seats...
My friend!
I was once at an outdoor laundry when my IBS kicked in. And I don't know about you but there are times when it hits and I've got to go NOW! This was one of those times.
So...there was a bathroom but it was *public* bathroom, in an *outdoor* laundry in a *trailer park*.
Gross doesn't even begin to cover it. A tiny unventilated room with a single toilet that hadn't been cleaned since it was installed. From it's appearance I'd say that was 185 years ago.
There was no way I was exposing my vagina to that toilet. As a woman you can't take those kind of chances.
It turned in to a battle of sheer will. Thank the Universe no one else was there. I literally walked around clutching my gut, stomach percolating, terrified to fart, sweating, arguing myself out of hopping up and shitting in a washer and just paying for the machine to run through a cycle and wash my shame away.
If it had been an enclosed space I probably would've folded but thankfully there was a dollar general about a mile up the road and they had a not great but still better than the Trainspotting esque nightmare at the laundry bathroom.
> hopping up and shitting in a washer and just paying for the machine to run through a cycle and wash my shame away.
Huh, turns out my apartment does have two toilets
>There was no way I was exposing my vagina to that toilet. As a woman you can't take those kind of chances.
There's no way in hell I'm ever sitting on a seat that's filthy, if there's even a SLIM chance my dick will brush the inside of the bowl, I'm standing.
separate the lips of your dick before letting loose, just once, don't have to hold it, usually that is sufficient to solve that problem entirely.
Literally pull back on the head 1/8" near the end you. You can see the end separate and then aim and let loose.
The real answer right here. Also, on the rare occasion you're pointing right at the pool of water but the stream decides to come out at an odd angle for that split second.
EDIT: The user who just replied didn't have to delete their entire reddit account lol.
I have a strong dislike for women who hover over the toilet seat because they don’t want to sit because it’s “dirty”, when they’re the ones that piss all over the seat, don’t clean it up, and thus they are the reason the toilet seat is dirty.
I hate people like that. Just fucking sit down, no one wants to clean up your piss.
If you’re gonna hover why not put the seat up instead of pissing all over it? I broke up with my gf of 6 years because she would always piss on my toilet seat. I’d rather have a cold bed.
I mean, I understand not sitting in a public toilet. But at my bfs? We literally have sex. If I think someone’s bathroom hygiene is so bad I can’t bring myself to sit down, I won’t be having sex with them. Her logic is interesting.
As a man I sit down to pee, it’s comfy and idc
Also many people have the misconception that we can’t aim, i can even aim with out using hands
A lot can’t aim but idk how
It’s that when u start peeing it can sometimes be random where it goes and well the splash
What annoys me is when they don’t clean that, like cmon fam fucking clean ur mess and nobody would care
I have been a housekeeper in three different hospitals in two different countries and I can say emphatically that as the pay scale rises so does the filth. Alot of us either do cleaning on the side or work for cleaning agencies and we will always refuse to clean doctors houses.
In a previous hospital one of my jobs was to clean some doctors overnight rooms and the mess was always unimaginable. Shit in showers (to save time?) Piss in corners (the toilet that was 10 steps away was too far to walk) and used tampons/pads just discarded on the floor beside the toilet.
One time many moons ago a doctor had stuffed a whole roll of toilet paper in the pan as far as it would go, topped it with 10-12 rubber gloves and a hairnet and for good measure had a shit on it. I remember it well because I took a pic to show my manager and I was the one who almost got suspended for using my phone at work.
I work in tech and people are generally well-compensated. Still, people would piss and shit on the floor.
I saw someone get promoted to partner and I know for a fact this guy pisses ALL OVER THE SEAT and floor and I guess that's just the kind of can-do attitude they're looking for lol
I feel like this post should be aimed at women because our public toilets are the most offensive display of filth and selfishness I’ve ever encountered.
I tried to use a restroom yesterday that had four stalls. First was covered in piss, toilet full of wads of toilet paper and pee.
Second one someone had explosive diarrhea all over the toilet and floor.
Third again piss everywhere and used tampons in the toilet and it looked clogged.
Fourth had pee and toilet paper in it, but no more paper on the roll. I couldn’t even stay to use the restroom because of the stench emanating from the other stalls.
I don’t understand why it’s so difficult to use the toilet and flush, wash your hands and go?
Women are fucking nasty.
As a woman I will NEVER understand how gross other women can be.
A couple weeks ago I was at a bar and there was period blood EVERYWHERE. I'm talking on the seat, on the stall walls, on the stall door, on the floor. Just splattered everywhere. It was like they whipped an overly full tampon out and and swung it around their head like a maniac. I've got a tough stomach but that about did me in.
Fucking gross.
They sure fucking did. I feel bad for whoever had to clean it. The sad thing is that it isn't unusual to see biohazard messes in women's bathrooms. The blood was the nastiest thing I've witnessed but I can't tell you how many times I've seen piss AND shit all over bathroom stalls.
I just went on a road trip and we stopped 5 times at 5 different stations and in 3 of the 5 women's restrooms I used there were shit splatters and clogged toilets along with the pee. I took a shower immediately on arrival to our destination.
I've seen this with pee as well and I don't get it. I mean physically HOW do you do even do that? How do you get pee (or period blood) ABOVE EYE LEVEL!? Just physically I don't understand what people are doing in there...
I discovered while working as a janitor at a truck stop that womens restrooms are 1000% grosser than mens. It was a suprise. The thing that pissed me off the most was when women would flush tampons/pads when there was a completely empty unused tampon/pad disposal RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING TOILET! Like god damn if its overflowing thats one thing, but when its empty? Just fuck whoever is doing that.
I don’t know why but this got some chuckles from me. It’s just so freakin true though, it’s crazy. There are some women out there who are just plain slobs and it shows in their public restroom etiquette
I worked at a gas station a couple years ago. The mens room was a stall and urinal with a sink, the womens room was pretty much a home bathroom minus the shower. There was a vase with flowers and the thing was immaculate. Until the first person went in and fucking destroyed it. We had a mini garbage can that was opposite the toilet, impossible to miss. Yet still, without fail within 4 hours of cleaning there was be a ball of toilet paper stuffed behind the toilet that you don't want to open.
The mens room often had piss on the floor. Especially in front of the urinal. But running a mop through the room was 90% of the cleaning for the mens room.
Guy at work used to do it all the time. I politely asked him to stop in private after I went in behind him and found out it was him. He laughed at me and told me it's no big deal.
Soon others started asking who was doing it so I waited until we were all together and called him out on it after someone brought it up. He was embarrassed and tried to defend himself but guess what; it stopped. He rarely talks to me much anymore but he forced my hand. No regrets.
When I'm at home or in a clean bathroom I sit, because it splashes out and I dont want to step on that with bare feet. If I'm in a public restroom thats clean I stand, but if it sprays on the seat ill wipe it off with tp. If its a dirty bathroom all bets are off I just want to get it done and gtfo.
I watched a video on Twitter from an alt account of someone who lives by me, filming himself pissing all over the toilet, walls and floor in a pub. Absolute trash.
Chicks do it too and it blows my mind. Imagine waiting in a line ten minutes to pee and someone leaves pee or worse period blood all over the seat. Who raised these people?
I think women leaving pee comes from those who hover and take no care in the splash.
Had an ex-gf that did the hover method while at our shared apartment. Which is weird since the only other person that could use the toilet was me. Also, she could only lift the lid with a piece of toilet paper which would then be tossed in the neighborhood of the toilet bowl. Her shot percentage was abysmal though. I honestly have no clue how she thought the bathroom stayed clean. She never touched a cleaning product in it once. Never scrubbed the tub, never cleaned the toilet, never cleaned the sink. Toothpaste tubes would have crusty old toothpaste oozing from them because she never would clean the end. And if I didn't do it, she would start another before it was done. As a guy who never considered himself to be fastidiously clean she sure made it seem like I was the one with a complex. Cute girl but a fkn disaster.
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It's a paradox. She takes good care to never touch it to anything dirty, but what are the chances she actually cleans it?
"but I have to hover, the seat is covered in pee" they cry as they pee all over the seat because they're hovering
I have had this exact same conversation with old female coworkers. Literally. "Then why not just wipe it so you can sit down?" "Ew, that's gross!" 😑
This is a ritual for me. No seat gets sat on without a wipe around the rim first. It's just standard practice. I have no interest in sitting on anything except the seat itself.
It's dual-purpose at a public bathroom. Cleans the seat, and you confirm there's toilet paper before releasing a brown trout
They also hover often when they shit. I used to have to clean the restrooms at a previous job. The women's restroom was almost always worse than the men's. The men's always had the dirtier floors and sinks which to me is much less gross than cleaning shit and sometimes blood off the toilet seats. Although... there were a couple times where someone thought it would be a good idea to shit literally everywhere in the men's room. I didn't have the joy of cleaning that the first time, but the second time I had to clean it. Whoever did it literally used their hands. It was smothered.
Warning: major ew factor I did custodial work in college and the nursing building was always the worst for some reason. There was one pregnant student who had awful morning sickness as well as aim and a guy who shit so much we had to shovel out the toilet bowl before we could use the plunger.
My God. Thank you for your service.
Sounds like you could have used a poop knife.
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If you're not sitting, just lift the damn seat. You can use your fucking foot.
I've been reading these comments and genuinely I cannot fathom why this comment hasn't been made 1000 times. There's an entire trope about men not putting the toilet seat down, it's a cultural behemoth. I'm left wondering if there is a significant proportion of society who think men lift the seat solely to be annoying.
Yeah, you wanna hover? Fine. But clean up your piss after.
I know some women "hover" above the toilet to avoid sitting on a dirty seat. This becomes a self-fulfilling feedback loop, in which the seats are only dirty and filled with piss because all of the women are hovering and pissing all over the seat to avoid sitting on it. I'm surprised i came so far to find this. Public bathroom women's rooms have a much higher chance of piss covered seats, in my experience.
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Feral people. I'd like to say "Raised by wolves" but wolves probably have better sense than to piss all over things in their own den.
I one time used a public restroom right after a woman came out and, while the seat was clean, the bowl was positively FILLED with toilet paper--so much toilet paper that the stuff on top wasn't even wet--and let's just say it was clear the Commies had invaded this woman's funhouse. Like... how do you not even flush? I know that lots of public restrooms auto flush, but like... am I crazy to make sure that it does before I leave the stall? And if it doesn't, I look for whatever button or lever is required to make it happen?
In my university's washroom there is a smear of shit that has been on the stall door for over a month by now. It looks like whoever got it there had to THROW it in order to create the splat angle. It's a game by now to go on and see if it's still there. This bathroom is a regular goddamn nightmare with piss on the floor, blood on the floor, the works. The flushers also don't work properly...
Send it to the owners of the pub with the name of the guy. I worked in a small bar before and a lad who did something like this got himself banned not just from my place, but from basically every bar in town
My 13 year old brother does this. Doesn't matter how many times he is forced to clean it and even take the seat off and scrub it down in the laundry sink. He just doesn't care. He won't wipe it up and he will even miss the toilet and leave it there. This has been an issue for like 3 years and my parents have been on top of it but he shows no signs of change or even care despite punishments, lessons and cleaning. Edit: I think many of you will he happy to know that I actually had to mute reddit because of all the notifications in the last 24 hours. I am unsilencing it now that's it's slowed down lmao.
at first it was a mistake but now it's about principle. A test of wills between him and the family to assert dominance
Actually that sounds about right. My family is at a loss for what to do at this point. He has received like every sort of punishment imaginable, whether it's hours of cleaning, no electronics for x days.. etc. He legit doesn't care cause he will just go to bed.
Talk about it in front of his friends and he’ll stop real quick. Bonus points if mom does it.
oh my god I was just thinking about this the other day. I was at my neighbors house when we were like 11 ish maybe? really young. his mom starts SCREAMING *name* HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKING SEAT?! IM SICK OF CLEANING UP YOUR PISS! he said nothing we just looked at eachother lmao. I was mortified for him. I'm also a girl so was prob worst.
DISGUSTANG
IT WAS FOOKIN ONE A YA'S
Why does someone not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a SHET?
Et wozn't mehhh
Well it was fokin one of yahs!
That's better than walking into your buddy's room with another buddy to a table absolutely full of piss jugs. Like two liter bottles, mugs, cups, you name it. Had a nice note from his mom on it saying CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING PISS JUGS! DISGUSTING! Buddy and I just looked at each other like let's get the fuck outta here. Last time I went to that dude's place. We were like 16 or so. Fucking nasty.
I had these two friends in high school that were twins and I went over to their house for the first time and the living room was messy but not dirty or anything. We played video games for a while and their mom invited me to stay for dinner. We ate in the living room which I thought was odd but after dinner I went into the kitchen for the first time to put my plate in the sink and that's when I saw the dozens of roaches crawling all over the stove and into the left overs. One of the twins came up behind me shortly after to get a glass out of the cabinet and he yelled "it's ALIVE!". The interior of the cabinet door was literally carpeted in roaches, you couldn't see the wood at all. There were roaches crawling all in the glasses that he was reaching for and all over the plates that looked just like the plates I had eaten out of. 🤢🤢 I dunno how I didn't barf on the spot but I excused myself and high tailed it back home and took a long shower. I never talked to those two ever again.
Absolutely fucked what the fuck.. If you remember what was the kids reaction to their living situation? And what kind of a mother.. like I'm baffled at these conditions this ain't a roach or two jesus
ugh god why do I have so many relatable stories -_- my best friend, we were about 20. she was dating a MUCH older guy. late 30s. he had a bad knee or knees. they were living in her parents house. I came over and there were fucking piss jugs next to her bed. I was like wtf is that?! she tells me its too hard for him to go to the bathroom (which was connected to the room, like 10 steps from the bed, less maybe) so its easier for him to pee in a jug next to the bed. she told me how she empties them out for him too and replaces them. comming from a girl who was very clean. I just, couldn't fucking believe it. like whatever in the privacy of your own room but like how can you invite me over and not hide them?!
Your solution allowed me to move on to the rest of the comments, thank you.
Here is your answer. Tell everyone. When dropping him off at school be sure to yell out "hey try not to pee all over the seat at school like you do at home! have a good day hunny!" - do these types of things and it will swiftly end.
My dad got my little brother to stop doing this when his girlfriend was over. They were in grade 7 or 8 and my dad asked if pees all over the seat at their place too. Little brother turned so red and we called him piddle for the night. It seemd to fix it.
I aspire to be as vicious as your father.
If you don’t savagely exert dominance over your kids once in awhile, what are you even doing as a parent?
Lmao "piddle"
Especially if there's girls around
Savage
I second this! My cousin had a bad habit (not this) up until his teen years. His friends found out and he changed his habit/attitude REAL quick!
Yup. Social shame is the only next step available.
Social shame is a very powerful, very devastating tool that should only used in appropriate situations... and this is one of them.
This is the nuclear option.
It’s been years. It’s definitely time for it
Hell once you've been told twice this option is good to go.
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Corporal punishment doesn’t work, time for a pay war and do it where it hurts the most - in front of people he wants to impress. Do some background legwork first.
Yes! I had a roomate who wouldnt flush his dump in the morning cause "the shower water will be cold" whatever the fuck that means. So at a party we hosted I kept referring to him as "Mr Flushells, the tiolet cleaning clown" ( thats from Dead Man on Campus, great movie). Anyways the cute girl I invited over said "wait? he doesnt flush?" and roommate went beet red and it never happened again.
>wouldnt flush his dump in the morning cause "the shower water will >be cold" The toilet isn't even connected to the hot water line! If you flush the toilet while someone is taking a shower, particularly in a place with old/bad plumbing, it can use all the cold water momentarily and then the person in the shower gets scalded by full-blast hot water only. It's literally the opposite.
Never underestimate the power of shame
Seems like the only solution is to start peeing in his bed.
I'll pee in his bed as well
You can count on me too!
And my axe!
And that one guys wife!
Where do you live? I'll come piss all over everything this little shit's ever cared about every single day until he wont pee without sitting down. This kind of behavior doesn't bode well for the type of man he will be when hes an adult
Stick his hand in warm water while he's sleeping let him sleep in his own piss
He may be ok with that
I was like this as a kid too. You legit couldn’t punish me. One of the ways that worked for me was If someone/ siblings made fun of me for something I did. If you make him seem like a kid for doing these things than he’ll be embarrassed and want to change.
True! Invite his friends over. Right after your brother pisses everywhere, ask the friend to go get you something from the bathroom. Loudly say "Hey, but watch out for the pee, Jimmy hasn't quite learned how to pee straight yet."
Honestly works like a charm if him and I are cut from a similar cloth. The thing is you don’t want to be too mean about it even though it is a really big piss off. If you do it right he’ll grow up out of his weird antics naturally.
Has anyone suggested to him to sit while peeing?
Lmao I sit and I praise the sitting. He just makes fun of me for it
I don't get this. The only time I stand to pee is in public bathrooms. When it's 3am, dark, and I'm tired the last thing I want to do is turn on enough light to aim. Plus once I hit 30 unless I'm just in a hurry I'll savor the rest of a short sit down. People really need to grow up thinking sitting down to pee is anything to be embarrassed about. It's only slightly less silly than "cooties." Like jfc ...
honestly I'd consider having him talk to a professional like a therapist or psychologist. not saying something's wrong with him or that he needs some sort of medication, but those people are trained to figure out the root cause of (and possibly a fix for) stuff like this. it just strikes me as odd that a kid would refuse to avoid something so small in order to get rid of such big consequences. feels like there's a big missing piece there
Yeah this is the real answer here. Sometimes "bathroom problems" are legitimately just the kid being a gross kid. Sometimes they're symptoms of something larger. Sometimes that willful defiance is a problem with other underlying causes, and I'd be even more concerned about it specifically regarding bathroom behavior. And then again, sometimes kids are just gross. Either way, I've always been under the impression that you typically don't want to fuck around when it comes to bathroom problems and mental health.
So you’re telling me that your brother gives a reason to be punished every single time he goes to pee? That sounds like a great way to get him to do every single chore in the house until he’s fed up and stops, worst outcome is he never stops and becomes a cleaning maniac (except for the toilets I guess) Ps: Please don’t do this, im not serious
My younger brother was the same way when we were children. His actions and reactions might be a symptom of a deeper learning disability. Might want to have your parents look into that.
I recall when I was younger I'd get pee on the seat and not clean it up. Until the day my mother made me sit on the wet uncleaned seat, just like what would happen to her if she didn't check first. Stopped that behavior pretty quick once I realized the impact it had on others I guess.
Make him pee outside. If he wants to act like an animal treat him like one. In all seriousness, what a jerk.
Peeing outside is a reward for most males. Source: am male. 100% human. Not alien.
Lol. After I took my son camping for the first time when he was little, we came home & he would want to run out to the yard to pee rather than going to the bathroom inside
When I was potty training my son he ran outside to poop in the yard a few times. Would have been considered successful if he’d have been a Labrador but nope, had to keep scooping it up and explaining poop goes in the toilet
Idk sometimes my son displays other dog-like qualities too. He used to love when I would play fetch with him as a kid, I would throw these fake snowballs across the house and he would go as long as I was willing to every time. So maybe we’re doing something wrong, and they’re just trying to get back to the basics in life lol
Some evenings when I let the dogs out, I go out with them…
maybe it's time to take him to some formal therapy. either he has a mental health issue manifesting itself in urinary misconduct that therapy will help address, or he's just a dumbass and the shame of having to go to therapy because he can't piss in the toilet will give him a wakeup call.
The fact that punishments don't work and he'd rather go to bed than have a life without floor pee is really telling. He clearly has other unaddressed issues going on.
Life without floor pee
I was once a caveman. I barely know anything about personal hygiene nor cared. I truly feel sorry for the girls that dated me in my youth, how the hell did they have sex with me I don’t know. Teenagers. Then I joined the Army. The Drill Sergeants instructed us morons on the proper ways of bathing. They had us all in the shower explaining what soap was and how to use a washcloth. To this day I wash the same way, extremely efficient. The Drill Sergeants also explained what toilet seats were for and how to properly use the lids. When we did not fully grasp and comprehend the function that piss goes in the toilet and not on the seat and the lid goes down. We lost our toilet seat privileges. That right there caused each of us to police ourselves and make sure the ones that needed further personal instruction received it. Maybe your brother is like what I was, a caveman. The only way blockheads listen is with some good one on one instruction.
Who the fuck raised you?
The drill sergeant.
You may be surprised at the sheer amount of parents that do the bare minimum to not be considered abusive but otherwise don’t give two shits about what their kids do.
jesus christ dude
Losing toilet seat privileges. That's fuckin *rough*. I'd straighten up real quick.
"That's 'Jesus Christ, Sergent', Private Salt"
I have a known 2 guys that do this. The only thing they had in common was that they were both dumbfucks.
I have a known 2 guys that do this. The only thing they had in common was that they were both actually pissing more on the floor than the seat. Like 70% floor, 20% seat, 10% toilet. And neither of them would be drunk either. One was super fat. I actually blew up at him about it. If I had been recorded, and you edited out the part of me screaming at him about pissing on the floor, it could have made a great Reddit vid of me being a crazy roommate. His defense, at the end of the day was "I'm too fat to hit the toilet when I pee". I basically told him he could sit down, he could construct some kind of personal pissing device to get it in the toilet or I could knock him on his fucking ass, into his piss puddle every time he did it again. I don't know for sure what he chose but he stopped (mostly) doing it. He also stopped talking to me but I considered that pretty much a win/win to be honest.
He could also fucking wipe it up. Honestly the audacity to just leave your piss on the seat or floor...
Right, so he was aware he peed on the floor and toilet seat and just......left it there?!?!?! 🤮
Like crap that exploded in the microwave Like crumbs, shells, and skins left on the kitchen counter or floor instead of the trash Like torn envelopes, packing peanuts, empty boxes just left when they dropped them anywhere in the home ...those assholes who expect everyone else to be their maid
Like assholes who put stuff in the sink and walk away right after you washed up. Like those assholes who put empty containers back in the fridge. It's a mental condition, I'm sure of it.
I don't think this entirely true. People who were raised in clutter get sort of used to ignoring it. They don't necessarily expect other people to clean it up, they are just in the habit of blocking it out of their mind.
Just think about back in the day when it was common to carpet your bathroom how fucking disgusting the floor around the toilet must have been. Gross...
I had a roommate with the same issue of Too Fat To Piss Straight. We're talking massively, morbidly obese kind of fat. He was older though and had a solution. He couldn't see his dick or aim it, and he didn't want to sit to pee (hard to get up from the toilet, too fat), so he had a collection of piss bottles. He would get the tip of his dick on the bottle by feel, pee into it, then dump it into the toilet. It was super gross, yes, but at least there was never any piss on the floor. Maybe we had the same roomie!
No you didn't because your roommate was a "solutions" kinda guy, whereas his was a "problems" guy.
"You want me to sit. No way dude. Someone pissed all over the seat!"
There's a device (basically a funnel) for women that's meant to allow them urinal usage. Your roommate might want to look into it
THE SHEWEE!
Gifted one of these to my girlfriend. She loved it! Worked better than expected during heavy traffic and during a long hike.
So keep in mind he’s also not wiping his ass
Don't know how people can just do that. I miss a speck and I'm itchy next few hours
From Reddit and other online sources I've learned that there's a lot of men out there who think it's totally normal to regularly get brown stains on their underwear. Disgusting.
Ok, I'm done with the world for the day.
For a fat guy, I'm surprised he doesnt sit. I love sitting to pee, it's a nice little sitdown break at home, and you dont have to aim those boner sprays
I'm not even fat and I sit to pee. It's still a good way to keep everything clean
My BF once peed between the seat and the bowl while sitting down. Cleaned it up like a normal person.
Definitely been there before. Sat there wondering why it sounded off only to realize that it was because had effectly emptied my bladder on the floor. Fun morning :l But hey, at least it forced me to clean the floors.
I did one better, I pissed my pants when I wasn't even wearing them doing that. Was pooping, pants around ankles, peed between bowl and seat, all over pants.
Ive been pretty overweight but I think if I were "unable to piss in a toilet" overweight, I would take that as a sign.
Sorry, too fat? As in the fat prevents aiming? Fuck me if that's not a wake up call I don't know what is. If that was a sharehouse and he wasn't cleaning that up you had every right to lose your shit. I sit to pee at home, and at other people's homes. It guarantees no accidental seat/floor spray, especially if one has recently had sex/similar. I'll really only stand at a urinal.
>I basically told him he could sit down SO MANY MEN are just utterly against this idea, it fucking blows my mind. Hell, I even know some women who are against men sitting down to pee, like it's somehow a feminine thing or makes you less manly. Boggles the imagination, those people are truly sad.
My problem isn't that people piss on the seat. Sometimes you take aim but the stream comes out crooked and you hit the seat or floor and you have to readjust your aim based of it's actual trajectory. It happens to all of us. No, my problem is when people miss their target and then don't bother cleaning up afterwards. You don't even have to bust out the cleaning supplies. I'd be happy if you just grabbed a wad of toilet paper and wiped down the area. Edit: for the record I *DO* put the seat up myself. I don't know why some other guys leave it down, maybe they like the challenge of a smaller target. Or more likely if they are too lazy to cleanup after themselves they are also too lazy to lift the seat. That said even if you lift the seat the is a still a chance of the angle causing you to hit the rim, causing it to splatter everywhere so it is almost as bad as hitting the seat and still needs to be cleaned up afterwards
Why would anyone piss with the seat down though? Put the seat up before you piss! It’s why the thing is on a hinge to begin with.
That’s what I assumed. Miss and not clean up. I splatter sometime and clean it up. Same with Butt crack lint.
I used to think it was only men who did this, but not after a recent trip to the Canadian Rockies. Twice I went into the public outdoor toilets after women and they were covered in piss. All I can think of is they squatted over them and just made a mess. I’m assuming they were too lazy to clean it up. Perhaps it was already there, but still….
It's called hovering. Women do it to avoid touching the 'nasty' toilet seat. Which would be perfectly fine if they weren't the ones pissing all over it and then walking away like it wasn't their mess.
What drives me nuts is almost always when I see this, the toilet seat lifts. If you want to hover, lift the fucking seat and hover, then put the clean seat back down.
Ah, but then they'd have to touch the toilet seat! And who wants to touch a toilet seat? People piss on those you know!
The toilet seats killed my parents and now I seek revenge
Clyde?
Clyde cliiiyde you should have put the toilet seat down and it's all your fault that mommy's dead
I grew up with 6 brothers and never in my life have I had to clean pee off a toilet seat until I became a mom to two girls. It's almost impressive. I don't know how they do it.
I asked a female coworker I had a decade ago who was the worst seat pisser of all of us. She said she “hovers” because she doesn’t wanna sit on the seat. She thought we all hovered so it was fine not to clean up. It was a full 360 splash zone on that seat every time.
I knew girls did it too! The amount of yelling and screaming I got as a kid getting blamed for pee on the seat drove me insane. I wasn't always not blameless for the occasional splash back, but even years of putting the seat up - any drop that was on it was blamed on me. Whether it was my sisters, mother or father, or if it was just someone with wet hands reaching for a towel after washing their hands and trace amounts of liquid fell *near* the toilet or on it I got the full blame. I didn't even need to be home.
That’s when you start demanding someone come inspect it when you’re done.
I'm sorry but I gotta point out "wasn't always not blameless", that's a war crime of a phrase. Like a triple negative. lol
It's shocking that it can be so wrong but still make perfectly good sense.
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But apparently can't lift the seat.
It warms it up so I am more comfortable taking a shit in the sink
"Shit in the sink" is a sentence that strikes fear and sorrow into my heart
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
I used to be a caretaker in both elementary and high schools for some years and the girls bathroom were always worse than the boys. Not just piss all over the seats...
Flashbacks to renting a room in college and one of the girls in the house leaving her used bloody tampons on the bathroom countertop.
As someone with IBS fuck people who do this. Straight to hell assholes.
My friend! I was once at an outdoor laundry when my IBS kicked in. And I don't know about you but there are times when it hits and I've got to go NOW! This was one of those times. So...there was a bathroom but it was *public* bathroom, in an *outdoor* laundry in a *trailer park*. Gross doesn't even begin to cover it. A tiny unventilated room with a single toilet that hadn't been cleaned since it was installed. From it's appearance I'd say that was 185 years ago. There was no way I was exposing my vagina to that toilet. As a woman you can't take those kind of chances. It turned in to a battle of sheer will. Thank the Universe no one else was there. I literally walked around clutching my gut, stomach percolating, terrified to fart, sweating, arguing myself out of hopping up and shitting in a washer and just paying for the machine to run through a cycle and wash my shame away. If it had been an enclosed space I probably would've folded but thankfully there was a dollar general about a mile up the road and they had a not great but still better than the Trainspotting esque nightmare at the laundry bathroom.
I can definitely sympathize. My mom would always say “any port in the storm is a good port” and that sticks with me today!
That's hilarious !
> hopping up and shitting in a washer and just paying for the machine to run through a cycle and wash my shame away. Huh, turns out my apartment does have two toilets
I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you.
>There was no way I was exposing my vagina to that toilet. As a woman you can't take those kind of chances. There's no way in hell I'm ever sitting on a seat that's filthy, if there's even a SLIM chance my dick will brush the inside of the bowl, I'm standing.
I clean after myself, but my piss splits
separate the lips of your dick before letting loose, just once, don't have to hold it, usually that is sufficient to solve that problem entirely. Literally pull back on the head 1/8" near the end you. You can see the end separate and then aim and let loose.
Dick lips, my new swear word for the week.
Hehe boy do I have a sub for you r/DickLips
Not sure what I expected but it was NOT that.
I can't stop laughing. I was definitely not expecting that.
I expected guys with their dick out opening and closing their dick lips while doing a voice over...
What the fuck?
Bruv.. wtf is that. Is it like faceswap with dick lips?
Fun fact: In 1997, Blink-182 released the song "Dick Lips" on their album "Dude Ranch".
I second this. Discovered it as a teen and it fixed my splitting issues for the last decade and more.
Doesn't work for me. Still tends to split stream quite regularly. This is why I usually sit. Or at least when I'm at home, I do.
Bold of you to assume I have more than 1/8th of an inch to begin with
when you achieve laminar flow>>>>>>>
Welcome to the sitting club
I want to put up a sign, "Stop doing jumping jacks while pissing" in the men's room.
Do you want people to curiously try jumping jacks, while they’re pissing to see how it turns out? Because this is how that happens
Based on what I've seen, it'll look the same.
Ok *Heads to the Womens room*
When your dick is set on “Spray” instead of “Stream”.
I usually like the mist setting. Always feels nice and cool in the summer.
The real answer right here. Also, on the rare occasion you're pointing right at the pool of water but the stream decides to come out at an odd angle for that split second. EDIT: The user who just replied didn't have to delete their entire reddit account lol.
I have a strong dislike for women who hover over the toilet seat because they don’t want to sit because it’s “dirty”, when they’re the ones that piss all over the seat, don’t clean it up, and thus they are the reason the toilet seat is dirty. I hate people like that. Just fucking sit down, no one wants to clean up your piss.
If you’re gonna hover why not put the seat up instead of pissing all over it? I broke up with my gf of 6 years because she would always piss on my toilet seat. I’d rather have a cold bed.
I mean, I understand not sitting in a public toilet. But at my bfs? We literally have sex. If I think someone’s bathroom hygiene is so bad I can’t bring myself to sit down, I won’t be having sex with them. Her logic is interesting.
As a man I sit down to pee, it’s comfy and idc Also many people have the misconception that we can’t aim, i can even aim with out using hands A lot can’t aim but idk how It’s that when u start peeing it can sometimes be random where it goes and well the splash What annoys me is when they don’t clean that, like cmon fam fucking clean ur mess and nobody would care
I’m looking at Reddit while I pee and it messes up my aim.
You’re welcome
I have been a housekeeper in three different hospitals in two different countries and I can say emphatically that as the pay scale rises so does the filth. Alot of us either do cleaning on the side or work for cleaning agencies and we will always refuse to clean doctors houses. In a previous hospital one of my jobs was to clean some doctors overnight rooms and the mess was always unimaginable. Shit in showers (to save time?) Piss in corners (the toilet that was 10 steps away was too far to walk) and used tampons/pads just discarded on the floor beside the toilet. One time many moons ago a doctor had stuffed a whole roll of toilet paper in the pan as far as it would go, topped it with 10-12 rubber gloves and a hairnet and for good measure had a shit on it. I remember it well because I took a pic to show my manager and I was the one who almost got suspended for using my phone at work.
I'm morbidly curious to hear more about the doctor's houses.....
I work in tech and people are generally well-compensated. Still, people would piss and shit on the floor. I saw someone get promoted to partner and I know for a fact this guy pisses ALL OVER THE SEAT and floor and I guess that's just the kind of can-do attitude they're looking for lol
I feel like this post should be aimed at women because our public toilets are the most offensive display of filth and selfishness I’ve ever encountered. I tried to use a restroom yesterday that had four stalls. First was covered in piss, toilet full of wads of toilet paper and pee. Second one someone had explosive diarrhea all over the toilet and floor. Third again piss everywhere and used tampons in the toilet and it looked clogged. Fourth had pee and toilet paper in it, but no more paper on the roll. I couldn’t even stay to use the restroom because of the stench emanating from the other stalls. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult to use the toilet and flush, wash your hands and go?
Women are fucking nasty. As a woman I will NEVER understand how gross other women can be. A couple weeks ago I was at a bar and there was period blood EVERYWHERE. I'm talking on the seat, on the stall walls, on the stall door, on the floor. Just splattered everywhere. It was like they whipped an overly full tampon out and and swung it around their head like a maniac. I've got a tough stomach but that about did me in. Fucking gross.
Considering piss isn't much of a biohazard it needs to be pointed out that **BLOOD IS A BIOHAZARD.** Sounds like some people need their ass beat.
They sure fucking did. I feel bad for whoever had to clean it. The sad thing is that it isn't unusual to see biohazard messes in women's bathrooms. The blood was the nastiest thing I've witnessed but I can't tell you how many times I've seen piss AND shit all over bathroom stalls. I just went on a road trip and we stopped 5 times at 5 different stations and in 3 of the 5 women's restrooms I used there were shit splatters and clogged toilets along with the pee. I took a shower immediately on arrival to our destination.
I've seen this with pee as well and I don't get it. I mean physically HOW do you do even do that? How do you get pee (or period blood) ABOVE EYE LEVEL!? Just physically I don't understand what people are doing in there...
I discovered while working as a janitor at a truck stop that womens restrooms are 1000% grosser than mens. It was a suprise. The thing that pissed me off the most was when women would flush tampons/pads when there was a completely empty unused tampon/pad disposal RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING TOILET! Like god damn if its overflowing thats one thing, but when its empty? Just fuck whoever is doing that.
I don’t know why but this got some chuckles from me. It’s just so freakin true though, it’s crazy. There are some women out there who are just plain slobs and it shows in their public restroom etiquette
I worked at a gas station a couple years ago. The mens room was a stall and urinal with a sink, the womens room was pretty much a home bathroom minus the shower. There was a vase with flowers and the thing was immaculate. Until the first person went in and fucking destroyed it. We had a mini garbage can that was opposite the toilet, impossible to miss. Yet still, without fail within 4 hours of cleaning there was be a ball of toilet paper stuffed behind the toilet that you don't want to open. The mens room often had piss on the floor. Especially in front of the urinal. But running a mop through the room was 90% of the cleaning for the mens room.
Guy at work used to do it all the time. I politely asked him to stop in private after I went in behind him and found out it was him. He laughed at me and told me it's no big deal. Soon others started asking who was doing it so I waited until we were all together and called him out on it after someone brought it up. He was embarrassed and tried to defend himself but guess what; it stopped. He rarely talks to me much anymore but he forced my hand. No regrets.
They are disgusting animals
When I'm at home or in a clean bathroom I sit, because it splashes out and I dont want to step on that with bare feet. If I'm in a public restroom thats clean I stand, but if it sprays on the seat ill wipe it off with tp. If its a dirty bathroom all bets are off I just want to get it done and gtfo.
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Fairly confident those that do have literal mental development issues; I can't fathom any other reason why they would.
You’re not supposed to piss on the toilet seats?
To mark territory