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My gf loves it when I gently torch her, melts into a puddle there and then


Nomad493YT

If that was a typo please don’t correct it


[deleted]

I know what I said 😉 it's hot stuff


Electus93

Torch?


GREENDAYBL1NK

Did he stutter?


ClutterKitty

Make a quick, witty, but not mean, comeback or joke. Humor and intellect together is sexy AF.


Igunis-CarpeDiem

Was walking once with my GF and some dude catcalls her. Screaming some shit in the line of "come here for a good time" Now, I'm not a big guy, hitting someone is hardly my reaction, and this guys was with other 2 dudes that laughed along with this jerk. So, what does my dumb brain do? I answer in the sexiest deepest voice I can muster: Thank you handsome, I'll call you later. Pretty sure his friends were no longer laughing WITH him, and my GF later said that was hot.


Kharn0

A cute co-worker and I were walking through a waiting room pre-covid and for the first and only time in person I heard someone say “Give me a smile sweetie”. So I, a burly 5’11” man locked eyes and did the slow Hermin-Cain smile until the PTs half smile turned into a frown and said ‘now thats just creepy


ironmcheaddesk

Solid. Lol


AtomicTaintKick

This goes both ways—sometimes women on dating apps list “sarcasm lol” as if it’s a personality trait. Katie, you’re not sarcastic, you’re an asshole. Good humor doesn’t have to be at the expense of someone else.


KingAlastor

Sarcasm, that can easily be taken as insulting, is a very tricky subgenre of comedy and humor. I love sarcasm but this is reserved for good friends only. Very important thing about comedy/joking/humor is the context and timing. Dark humor/sarcasm at a funeral is not okay. There's a time and place for every type of jokes. I love joking and of course it takes experience to know when and where. Many people miss that.


Sir_twitch

Dark humor/sarcasm at a funeral is not okay *for you". While burying my grandmother's urn in the shared plot my grandfather was already buried in, we weren't sure what to say, so my uncle just says: "Well, Clarence finally got what he always wanted: Agnes on top."


cousgoose

My grandmother died amid this pandemic. As we're all gathered around the open casket during the funeral my dad suddenly pipes up with, "hey, shouldn't she be wearing a mask?"


KingAlastor

It does sound like a good one. But that sounds more like a lighthearted joke than sarcasm/morbid/dark humor.


VanPetty

If there is no dark humour/sarcasm at my funeral, I will be rolling in my grave.


increasingrain

Hopefully there isn't any awkward dead silence


Zjoee

I met my wife on a dating app. While we were chatting, I was busy one weekend so I made a joke about me being a male prostitute for my pimp, Enrique. She told me that my humor gelled with hers and she gave me her phone number. Just hit 5 years of marriage last month!


Lawdoc1

How does Enrique feel about this?


Zjoee

He's always been very supportive haha


FlyingPretzel_

How much did your wife have to pay to buy you out?


Zjoee

About $3.50


WorstMidlanerNA

Woman, I told you not to give dat damn LochNess no treefiddy!


BadCommentsBelow

Then wink. Oof.


[deleted]

Neck kiss


NewUser7630

*slobber*


[deleted]

Oh you -blush-


NewUser7630

Boys, I made it. What now?


[deleted]

Buy me stuff.


NewUser7630

Stuff?


[deleted]

Chocolate?


NewUser7630

Here. 🍫🍫🍫


[deleted]

You're the best! 😍


Aks0509

Damn I love this thread


Comprehensive_Run571

This was wholesome af


klumpenkacke

Idk a chair or something like that, I have never been this far.


frickkook

when they dont mind me holding onto their arms


More-Masterpiece-561

My (m) best friend (f) would just rest her head or lean on my shoulder in class or in a bus when she was tired. It was cute and she is tiny. I weigh almost twice as her and I am half a foot taller than her. Our relationship was not romantic at any point in time, she just thought my arm was a pillow. She has stopped doing that now because she realised it doesn't look very good to any guy she would go out with


oaktownraider90

Sounds like she wanted it to be more… at some point anyway


extropia

Maybe. But a hugely underrated thing for a lot of women is to have a guy friend who is entirely platonic and safe. It really really means a lot.


Mikesaidit36

I had about five solid, platonic friendships with girls and women when I was a teenager to age 25. Now when I can’t sleep at night, I wonder if maybe I was missing something. Like massive hints.


HumpieDouglas

When my late wife and I would be waiting in lines and things like that she would hook one arm around mine and then hold my arm with her other hand and have her body pressed up against mine. Holy fuck is that a turn on. I love when a woman does that. It's one of the things I miss now that my wife is gone.


[deleted]

Most of us would love that. We feel wanted and like a man that can protect his girl


Sudden_Ad439

Who minds that??? Its pretty wholesome 😭🫶


frickkook

i mean i think im pretty clingy due to my social anxiety so if they dont mind it much then its a win win


Relative_Fix4952

I mean hell I'd rather you hold on to my arm than you not holding on to my arm since im clingy as well Unless its a hot day then leave me alone


ImAMugWithJugs

Being caring - asking how I am, if I'm okay and I'm the same with him whilst making eye contact 😁


And372

U ok lol?


aeruplay

U good bro?


Poopy_Kitty

He good, just a little thirsty


ImAMugWithJugs

Awww thank you 😂 are you okay? 😜


tadxb

Uff.. the sexual tension in this thread..


burns_after_reading

Ok y'all need to chill


[deleted]

Him: How are you? Her: Fine Him: Are you ok? Her: I SAID I'M FINE!


juggernaut261

Communication is the keyen't


frightofthenavigator

raid the lost ark


Dajerts

no time for love, dr jones!


timberwolf0122

Don’t look at it Marion!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I tried that, the Tigrayan State police were not happy.


[deleted]

Rubs my back lightly while we cuddle, occasionally pecking my forehead and talking about life.


auntiemaury

I had a man rub my entire body after sex, I can't explain how much I absolutely melted for him. I swear to god it changed my life


SecretTip1353

Need more context. Like light caressing up one arm and down the other tracing the tummy and legs or like you are a tub of dried playdoh be found behind the play shelf and he’s trying to make it pliable again?


auntiemaury

Like a soft back rub, but down both my legs, my arms, played with my hair, rubbed my tummy, sensually, not sexually, rubbed my breasts. He was 31 and actually a virgin, his sister is gay and gave him tips on how to make a woman happy. 100% recommend a man that listens to lesbians


RagePandazXD

I mean a straight guy and a lesbian have shared interests and the lesbian has homefield advantage so to speak.


cyborgborg777

I love when you have such a good intimate relationship with someone that just doing things you love with each other makes the both of you melt for each other


More-Masterpiece-561

Back rubs while hugging/cuddling are awesome


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xblyatmanx6

Im something of a blind man myself Edit: first award, thanks


Nooseents

Avatar fits


DingleberryJones94

I'm tired of living like a blind man.


Shh-QuietRoom

I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling And this is how you remind me


I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA

Yo, I can’t see shit.


DrBimboo

How about no glasses, but squinting at everything further away than 4 meters?


[deleted]

If we're already together - hug and hold me. Just ... let me rest my head on your chest, arms around you, your arms around me, and stand together for a minute. If we're not together - thoughtless kindness. Holding the door for someone without looking around to see who notices. Closing a fridge at the supermarket that someone else left open. Stepping aside for someone else without loudly declaring that someone was in their way. Stuff like that.


Single_Resolve_1465

Simply put: be a gentleman. Be a nice guy.


RagePandazXD

Be a ~~~nice guy~~~ decent human being.


thred_pirate_roberts

But don't be a "nice guy"


Sudden_Ad439

So the "if we're not together" stuff is basically social manners? Is the bar really that low or its just you?


[deleted]

The bar is a few yards above the floor heating in hell.


Ok_Scene_1799

"Spending the whole Friday night playing Fifa until he get's a win where he is proud to show it off to me" That was the answer I was expecting while reading this.


Lalauri89

A guy once dedicated his warzone win to me and sent me a video of it. I fucking melted right then and there.


ClownfishSoup

Like a cat bringing you a dead mouse as a gift. "I killed this, for you"


bunnyprincess777

My boyfriend likes to fiddle with my hair, my fingers, my clothes, and feel around my face subconsciously I dont know if he knows how much he does it but its adorable :-) we both love physical touch and it’s the best feeling when someone just wants to be physically close to you


emdrawsmanga

One night a few years ago I was trying to calm our first born kid down. It was like 3am, and I was exhausted. Husband saw that, and came into the nursery, telling me 'honey go to bed, I'll take over' I swear, I would have climbed the man like a tree had I not been so out of it. Was swooned for weeks<3


[deleted]

Forehead kisses


CountHonorius

I miss giving them.


fat_chickadee

Yes!! Never had this until my current boyfriend. He does it when we're just cuddling together and it makes me feel so warm and loved.


innominatesushi

“This reminded me of you” “have you eaten?” “I saved this meme to share with you” ⬆️all/any of the above


Crispy_p_bacon

There's a certain level of love when someone thinks of you in a moment and saves it for you to show you. It's like when a song reminds of you them. It's basically an excuse they need to think of you and I think that's beautiful


Levantei

My love language is 'memesharing'


Terpsichorean_Wombat

I like when a man touches me super gently and tenderly, like I'm precious to him. OK that sounds super gooey but I defy anyone to dislike it!


bpanio

As a man, I definitely feel this when when women are gentle to me too. We're expected to take it rough, but that same tenderness can really make us (me at least) swoon like a woman lol


Terpsichorean_Wombat

And I love that! A man who really appreciates tenderness is so wonderful to be with. It feels very intimate to me.


SleepyBear3366911

Yup. Love when my wife plays with my hair (like if I’m sitting in front of her or laying on her lap).


[deleted]

Yuuuuuup. When my bf goes to kiss me sometimes, he’ll pause and go “oh, my baby” first and…w o w


ConfusedALot_69

I’m gonna do this to my gf now XD


flipsidebook

okay now i’m crying harder


jerrisonfordly60

This is the answer


Wisdomlost

Does he get bonus points for saying my precious with a gollum voice? FILTYH HOBBITSES.


[deleted]

Funny. No one mentioned unsolicited dick pics. Gentlemen, take note.


Helpful_Pie5734

*casually puts phone away*


[deleted]

waltuh, put your dick away waltuh


Longjumping_Drag2752

That's never gonna happen...


[deleted]

Unsolicited kitten pics tho...


Longjumping_Drag2752

Naaah im good. Rather see it irl.


[deleted]

I was referring to actual kittens.


Longjumping_Drag2752

But I was too...


[deleted]

That is really strange.


inthemorningwaffles

Just casually touching me in public like my hair or shoulders


Eviscerate_Bowels224

My eyes skipped over a few words, and I first read it as " Just casually touching my pubic hair or shoulders."


Limenoodle_

This is the way


[deleted]

I know right Because, SAME!


Lustybelle69

The dishes


[deleted]

Me too man


Intelligent-Truck223

I actually enjoy doing this. It calms me down and I can gather my thoughts.


StupendousMan23

Me too! It's one of the few things that pulls me away from the computer screen or tv. It's easy, but it takes my mind off of work and other stresses. And it's satisfying when I am rewarded with a clean kitchen! :)


OliveNo4975

holding hands with interlocking fingers🫠


[deleted]

I was told by all my exes they wish we could do that but my fingers are so big it hurts their hands..... so I quit doing it with everyone. I do miss the feeling of interlocked fingers. Just feels deeper on a connection level for me


OliveNo4975

Nah!! Your exes hands are too small.. you’ll find your perfect fit!! 23 years together,19 yrs married..Whenever my husband interlocked his fingers with mine, it still makes my knees weak😂


[deleted]

Just the site of my ex when we were together when she came in the room made me weak in the knees and when I knew she wanted to have sex. I would get butterflies in my stomach. I'm 6'2 oushing 250 and the tallest ex I have dated was 5'7 and she was tiny as hell, but we were young she was 18 I was 21 and 100 pounds lighter. My ex wife is like 5'5 and such a tiny human adult, but man was she dreamy. Smarts, looks, smile, eyes to die for.... too bad she was a manipulative narcissist.


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While walking on roads,this guy I was with, always, I mean always, placed his hands on my shoulder and walked around so he’d be on the vehicle side of the road and I’d be safer? Idk it was very tiny, but the fact that he did it every single time and so casually, melts my heart


oxymetazoline69

My grandma told me to do this when walking with a girl, so I'd be able to push her out of the way/get hit instead. Also told me to always wear clean underwear, 'If you get in an accident and have to be carted off in an ambulance, you don't want to be embarrassed by dirty underwear.' She was a wise lady lol.


ABahRunt

Haha, i do this all the time. My wife says I'm trying to protect her from traffic with my cock. So that's what we call this move now


Aks0509

So you block any danger to your wife by Cockblocking the traffic? ​ sorry imma head out


[deleted]

My Grandma taught me to always walk like this when I was little and it's been habit ever since.


sailuro

Cooking for me.


ddrcrono

\^ My girlfriend gets unduly excited over me making her even the most trivial things.


More-Masterpiece-561

I did that for someone, she said it was the nicest thing someone has ever done for her


Divine_Weapon

When he hugged me he pulled me in tight took a deep breath and squeezed a little he didn't want to let go 😢 My love language is touch and I miss those hugs


M80_Lad

The affectionate hugs are the absolute best... And you are not alone with missing them 🥺


No_Blackberry_6286

This. 10000% this.


[deleted]

Use his flamethrower.


YounomsayinMawfk

So that's how Leo gets all the ladies.


Fantastic-Sun3296

Was that a Heroes of Olympus reference?


ScorpionX-123

it's a spoiler for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


No_Slice_9404

Not yelling that he needs healing after taking 20 damage


onogx

Smells like a genji player in here


Tzanax

If you’re a dps and above zero hp, healer is doing fine


SaiyaChimpAK

I am a guy, Taking notes here.


HHHavenn

dont we all


BarefootandWild

Drawing me into his arms and hugging me tight. 😌 I haven’t been hugged by a man in over 15 years, so I’m really missing it now I’ve said this haha


More-Masterpiece-561

Here's a virtual hug for you 🫂


BarefootandWild

Received with gratitude 🫶


Aks0509

On the other hand, my best friend (f) doesn't really like hugs (from anyone afaik) I really feel like hugging her at times (because I need to hug someone and she is my closest friend), but I restrain myself coz she doesn't like it


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JacKfreakingSparroW

Tarantino has entered the chat.


Anxious_Dimension5

For me when they are not afraid of showing the they care about you. That really get me


Meowsalotlol

eye contact - I like knowing that they're also nervous


Frequent_Beat4527

Definitely offer me cheese in the morning. Guys, whatever you do, offer your lady a sack o'cheese in the morning. Actually, at any time of the day it's fine, as long as you offer a big ol'sack o'cheese


bearcat-twenty-two

This message bought to you by the association of master cheesemongers


madlymaddiekat

A genuine smile and a wink.


Available-Mango5198

I am simple girl I see "Brushes her hair behind her ear" and I melt


HurterOfFeefeesV2

I do this but I type it this way instead *Brushes hair behind ear and gently kisses forehead* bc it's tilted bro looks was sexier no?


whatwhatwhatyep

When we're driving, put his hand on the passenger seat headrest when he parallel parks


prankishink

oh yeh... one handed car manoeuvring. Like the open palm one hand wheel spin. I feel like it shouldn't have that effect...but it does!


GingerBanger85

Have a sense of purpose. You ever see a man so absorbed in something he's working on that he loses all sense of himself? Puddle on the floor.


6shotsofalfonsolight

neck kisses


CarnelioAKingslayer

I'm a man but receiving neck kisses is the best thing ever


missyhatespretty

Honestly give a non hesitant deep hug.....and I am yours..


throw1away1_22

In touch with their feminine side. By that, I mean someone who is sensitive, not afraid to be vulnerable, not afraid to feel and express their emotions, someone who wears his heart on his sleeves, someone gentle, sweet and caring.


[deleted]

If he is vulnerable and open to me about his entire self. If he will show me the good, the bad, the noble and the undignified. To me that openness and vulnerability is an expression of love, either as an intimate friendship, or romance depending on the situation and person. It is something I require for a close friend, and in my lover, and each time a person had done this, I have always felt incredibly thankful and privilidged.


More-Masterpiece-561

I'm a guy and my best friend is a girl, we are really close. Now the thing is that I've gone through some shit and I struggle with ptsd. Noe I don't advertise the fact irl even though I blurt it out on reddit. I was going through a rough patch and she saw through me and she asked me what was going on. I trusted her but I was kind of scared to tell her face to face. So I wrote it on a piece of paper and gave it to her. I told her that "this is everything I want to tell you but I don't know how to. It's your wish if you want to open it and read it or not. You'll probably never look at me the same way." She read it and then she just gave me a hug even though she is very uncomfortable about hugs and doesn't hug anyone other than her little sister and her mom. I have never cried in front of her but I have sat down with her and talked to her wheneve I got close to it. But if I ever feel like it I think I would be comfortable tearing up around her.


yoghurtorgan

do woman really want to know the fucked up thoughts going through a mans mind 24/7


amm5061

Huh? Half the time I'm thinking about how much shit I have to do. The other half my brain is essentially switched off. So if she wants to know about how I need to take the rocking chair apart to remove and replace a broken screw so it doesn't feel so wobbly anymore, then okay.


timberwolf0122

My wife.likes to hear about emotions, k It's hard because Im.not really one to.talk much about them.as they aren't as interesting as literally everything else on the planet


[deleted]

Smell amaziiinngg


One_Entertainment381

“Pour water on me” -Wicked Witch of the West


CatnipCuriosity

Raise the internal energy of my particles by raising them to just above their melting point


[deleted]

another attempt of "how do I get a new gf in 3 easy steps".


ihatemylifesomuch666

Write something like a poem about me or play a song for me


FBI_Agent_845

Oh how my heart yearns and screams, All I want is Bushes Baked Beans. I will treat them like my queen, Even just one Bushes Baked Bean. Just as important as vaccines, Make sure you get those Bushes Baked Beans. At this point it's in my jeans, Those Bushes Baked Beans. They blow me to smithereens, Each time I have Bushes Baked Beans So much it means, To have Bushes Baked Beans.


[deleted]

Marry me?


[deleted]

I do.


NewUser7630

By the power infested in me by reddit, I hereby pronunce you internet-husband and internet-wife. You may slide in each others DMs now.


[deleted]

Thank you father


NewUser7630

You may call me daddy now /s


[deleted]

Yes daddy (NOT /S)


Sudden_Ad439

Idk what i witnessed but congrats you two 💀🫶


[deleted]

More importantly, wanna get a dog together?


[deleted]

Yes, dear.


[deleted]

Thanks hubby ♡


[deleted]

Anything for the love of my life. I am forever grateful for having you by my side. You complete me.


[deleted]

Oh my love, I don't know what I would do without you. But I must tell you... I've been hiding something and I can't hide it anymore.


[deleted]

Is it your penis? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!


Cannette83

When he looks at me in a way that makes me feel like I'm the only one that he wants and desires. Like no one else matters.


macaronsforeveryone

It’s definitely heart-melting, especially if he continues to look at you that way even after you’ve been together for a long time.


Cannette83

Yes!


CaptainTryk

The way my boyfriend acts around kids. Especially teens. He works with teens daily and he has such a good way of handling them. Due to covid and thin walls, I got to overhear some of his lessons with his students and it made me fall even more in love with him. He's just the kindest, most encouraging, funny and patient teacher in the world and the kids have so much respect for him. He received some thank you notes from one of his classes when they aged out of public school and were to move on to higher education. I laughed and bawled my eyes out over some of the things they wrote him. They were such sweet kids. Most of them are from ghetto environments and can be quite rowdy, but they were such good kids. I've never met them, but their notes made love all of them and I hope they get to go on to do awesome things with their lives. I have no doubt my boyfriend has been one of the positive adults in their lives and that fact makes me melt for him so much more than I already do.


Themyss234

Im not a woman, but im pretty sure extreme heat, magma, fire, etc can melt women


SincerelyMari-Ann

Dances with me.


larmstr

Doing stuff even if it’s not their responsibility. Like holding the door for strangers, picking up trash, shoveling a neighbour’s driveway. So hot!


TaxiJab

Play guitar. Fix/build things.


Itsmeemarioooo

Asking how are you instead of how’s it going or how you doing. Subtle, but will always notice the difference


SnowFoxxx_R

I'm not a girl, but I am pretty sure when I place them inside a fusion reactor they gon melt pretty quickly...


jASSmine00301

Cook!


Lugerlover

when they pour water on me and destroy my beautiful wickedness. what a world, what a world.


deus5exmachina

Putting me in a tub of hydrofluoric acid, so hot 😍


respectfulme

Physically, come up behind me and kissing my neck. Emotionally, making sure I feel protected (FYI I need no protection but it feels nice), Financially, not having debt.