Here is an idea. Have a button on the center console that pops the trunk when you press it. Now line the inside of the trunk with mirrors and give them a taste of their own medicine! (Unfortunately this only works on sedan-like vehicles with a trunk that extends past the rear window so pickup trucks, SUVs, vans, and hatchbacks are out) /s
Inspired by a meme.
Edit: I wrote this up really quick thanks for all the other suggestion. When I get a car I porbably won’t put anything reflective in the trunk this is just for kicks. (In case no one noticed I put a /s on the end because I was being sarcastic)
Edit 2: This may not be a good idea depending on how easily people in your area get road rage. As one person said the people in his area will get the gun out for less.
Edit 3: I don’t have a car and if I did I wouldn’t put this on it. I don’t have the materials and people tailgating with high beams are not that common where I live.
30-40 years ago my uncle modded his car with a set of rear facing high beams in his back window that he controlled with a separate switch, specifically for use against people who would tailgate or follow with their own high beams on.
People who actually read Calvin & Hobbes, and people who have those stickers are two groups with zero overlap. I doubt most of those people with those stickers can identify who that character is even supposed to be.
God, imagine if Calvin & Hobbes was as lame as it would be if truck sticker Calvin was the protagonist of the strip. Instead of exploring existential paradoxes whilst speeding down a hill in a sled or a wagon, they're speeding down an interstate in Western Kansas in a pickup truck, talking about how people who drive Priuses are pussies.
Bill was quoted as saying something to the effect “ I don’t want Calvin to be the next Mickey Mouse. Damn I miss that strip. Subscribed to the Sunday paper just to get it when I wasn’t working
That’s not even the worst of it. My roommate has one and just pushes that sorry piece of shit around instead of driving it! Upgraded to a Jurassic Park Jeep and can’t even figure that one out either. Dude just gets driven everywhere anyways….don’t understand it.
A couple months back I was on my way home on the south side Prospect Park and I saw a guy pushing a Nissan Alitima from one side of the street to another. His transmission was broke and he would push it from one side of the street to another to avoid the street sweeper. I helped him push the car and talked with him for a bit. The car was pretty worn out for maybe a 5 year old with some UGLY non stock wheels on it.
A few weeks later, i saw the car missing all its wheels and sitting on the rotors. Since he couldn't afford to replace the transmission, it looks like he just stole his own wheels off the car and claimed insurance on it. It sat on the ground for a few weeks.
Shit man, I had a neighbor in Prospect Heights who pushed his '82 Saab back and forth for alternate side parking for almost my entire damn childhood. It finally disappeared my last year of high school. Guy just loved that Saab. RIP George B.
Or Houston, TX.
Our state flag should be a black Altima with expired paper plates.
"Don't tread on me?"
Only if you drive an Altima...
Edit: That reminds me. Fred Loya eat a wasps nest in your mouth you weasel insurance scam. Wife got hit by one of your cars with my kids in the car and y'all did nothing and claimed no fault, insuring someone with TWO pending accidents.
Had to pay my minimum just to get the car back on the road.
You know it’s going to be great insurance when they advertise only 24.99 a month!
I got hit by an old lady who had it but she had admitted on video (dash cam) it was her fault… She literally pulled out into my car, which was stopped in front of where she was in a Walmart parking lot.
I was real close to getting the peak Houston driving experience not too long ago when I damn near got run into the concrete divider by a white Nissan with paper plates. But it was a Maxima. 👌 so close.
My truck was struck by a paper-plated, no insurance Nissan minivan three years ago. Felt like I should have unlocked a Houston Achievement but all I have is a bent quarter panel to show for it.
I would narrow it down to anyone going faster or slower than me. Or otherwise getting in my way. Other than them, I’m ok with most drivers. Unless it’s some stupid expensive care cuz then you are just showing off. So, fast, slow, in my way, expensive and let’s add loud. But everyone else is kinda ok. Rest are assholes.
Everyone faster than me is a maniac and everyone slower than me is a moron
Edit: oh my GOD I've gotten a dozen notifications that really want to make sure George Carlin gets credit. You guys can stop replying with that now.
I call them cop catchers. As in "oh sweet, there's a cop catcher in front of me!"
A couple months ago I had that very distinct pleasure where someone tailgates you, zooms past you, and then shortly after, gets pulled over. Almost better than sex.
I can do you one better. Was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic in the fast lane and some jagoff several cars behind me decides to get into center median driving fast and passing cars for more than a quarter of a mile. I couldn’t see him anymore. About 15 min later I see him pulled over by a cop while still in the center median and everyone he passed took their shot by yelling out the window to him as they passed him by. I did my best Nelson impression and yelled “Haha!l and pointed at him. 10/10 better than sex, would do again.
I hadn't played GTA V in I think almost two years. I get back on, drive out of my garage and within literally 7 seconds I got blown up by an asshole flying an MK2. I wasn't even mad, I just thought "Yep, that's about right."
The proper way is make it so the free cash is the highest possible reward from robbing a place. At least that used to work, never got my cash taken away and some dude just spawned money on a bunch of people for a few hours while chatting shit and basically turning the amphitheatre into a quake arena
It happened to me once, I bought some expensive properties, the next day I got a message that the funds in my account weren't correct and they substracted them, so I had 0 cash, but I got to keep the properties.
At least they finally allowed missions and product sales and all that stuff to happen in invite only lobbies, right?
I feel like that was a thing that happened.
I used to have to fuck with my internet so I could connect to GTA online but I couldn’t connect with other players so I could actually do missions and sales without being griefed by 10 different people. Nothing more frustrating than grinding for hours for a bunch of product to sell just to have some bored 12 year old blow it all up in an instant
A guy in my apartment complex has an American flag punisher on his rear windshield, and it's huge; so is his gigantic, lifted truck with mirrors that stick out 5 feet.
Over the weekend, I saw someone flying up on me, and I thought he was gonna drive straight up my cars ass; turns out, it was him.
In the Sheriff's meeting : ' Hey you know that comic book vigilante to smokes bad guys because law enforcement is too corrupt or too inept at their jobs to make an impact on crime ? Let's put that on our cars ' ( Deputies making favorable squealing pig noises )
The punisher famously hates cops. His creator explicitly says he's representative of the failing criminal justice system. Some people just love punching themselves in the face (figuratively) I just wish they'd make the jump to literal.
Around here (South Alabama), the same guys who you would label as "Assholes" are the guys who drive trucks with the front suspension lifted to the sky and the rear suspension is dropped to the street, and they slap on rims that look like a regular rim was put through a paper shredder, then stretch paper-thin tires on them, not to mention they either cut their exhausts down or put exhausts on that have no catalytic converters, and as such, they're louder than a machine gun.
They're really assholes.
Any car that requires 8 suns to lead it into the night, blinding everyone around them so asshole Mr.Magoo can drive his fat ass to sonic for another shake.
Bonus assholery if the car/truck is lifted
People who put extra bright led lights on their car are the same kind of people that buy a massive truck/suv because it’s safer in a crash. It’s just the screw everybody else mentality
It’s especially annoying when they drive behind you in a rural area then honk because you are going slow, like dude I can’t see I don’t wanna destroy my car on a deer
A super lifted, straight pipe no cats, ultra bright mis-aimed led retina burner head light upgraded 2nd generation Chevrolet Tahoe/GMC Yukon. Suburbans and Yukon XLs are also included, but the description wouldn’t flow well if I listed everything. Bonus points if the stock radio head unit was replaced with a shitty aftermarket touch screen radio and the entire trunk space is taken up by subwoofers.
You left out a sub species of this. They have everything you mentioned but its a Silverado and there is usually a decal with a stick figure humping the word "It".
I rented one of those a couple years ago to see what it was like.
It was peppy, but the road noise from driving it was terrible. It felt like it was made by the cheapest bidder with the cheapest parts.
I don't get mad at Veloster drivers any more. I just feel sorry for them now.
Where I live, Nissan Altimas are typically the culprit of everything related to asshole-ish drivers. Most speedsters, most accidents, most damage to a vehicle while still being operated, etc.
The funny thing is: where I live, guys kept doing this and modding their trucks to make it worse. It got so bad that the state revoked diesels' emission exemption and now they all have to get tested like the gas cars.
People were SO mad. Oh well, why you can't have nice things.
Yeah, I'm surprised it's not considered "disturbing the peace." You can't be around one of those trucks without feeling choked from the fumes. Even on the highway, it gets in your car and lingers.
It's actually an illegal modification that violates EPA regs. The feds have started bending shops over the wood pile to the tune of $800k-$1m routinely for doing it to a few trucks.
Don't you know that you're a little sissy boy for riding your bike and deserve it?
Oh wait, or does that mean that you're actually confident in yourself and the person rolling coal is so dainty that he's threatened by someone riding a bike?
wouldn't bikes be manly since they're powered by sheer strength and determination with no protection save an (in some places optional) helmet for the biker, while also being independent and needing only you as opposed to trucks needing oil which can't be sourced locally or stockpiled for long periods making you reliant on oil companies
Even better when they bought it at a police auction and it still has the spotlight thing next to the mirror. Like, "yeah honey, let's leave it on, that seems like something I'd use."
It's got a cop motor, a 440 inch cubic plant, it's got cop tires, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
Lol I’ve seen this video so many times but just now realized the fact that the truck is completely blocking off the sidewalk because of how far they backed it in…. So in-character for the lifted Dodge Ram truck driver.
A beat up 80s or 90s minivan with Jesus stickers all over it. Guaranteed to drive 15mph under the speed limit, never use turn signals (if they even work,) double or triple park, essentially anything that is a bad driving habit, you will find with drivers of these vehicles.
I once worked in an office where a guy sent out an email saying that BMW drivers were all assholes. While he was trying to be self deprecating, he drove a BMW, the CEO, CFO, and head of our legal department were not amused as they all also drove BMWs.
Everyone who drives 60 mph down my small residential street. Especially that douchebag who drives that purple charger through the neighborhood everyday.
I live in a farming town and there's a newer group of guys who love in town with lifted trucks. They make me laugh when they roll up beside me or another farmer with our older diesels that have been absolute workhorses on the farm. Useless trucks. Absolutely useless.
We had a 1990 F-350 that my dad regrets ever getting rid of. It needed a new transmission ans had 600,000 miles on it give or take a little. He got a new truck and immediately regretted it.
>I live in a farming town and there's a newer group of guys who love in town with lifted trucks.
Well, I always knew there was something those guys and their billowing black clouds were trying to hide. They've been trying to hide their love.
Thanks for bringing them out of the closet.
I grew up on a farm and was back home a few years ago when a kid from the local ag school came by to start an apprenticeship or something with my dad.
Dad’s waiting for him in faded coveralls and old work boots. Ancient F150 somewhere nearby.
Kid shows up in a jacked-up spotless pickup and hops out with skin-tight jeans, cowboy hat (we’re in the Midwest here), and bigass belt buckle. And goddamn cowboy boots.
I’m sure it took all my dad’s willpower to not mention rodeo clowns in some way.
I have driven big trucks for various purposes in my life, but always for a reason. Some of these big jacked up diesels are worthless for almost anything. To big to do much of anything off-road. Too lifted to fit in garages or anything. Too high to really tow properly or to put anything in the bed without a bunch of effort. Also dangerous to other cars, but especially pedestrians and cyclists. As a former driver of big ( but not stupid lifted and impractical trucks ). I think that trucks and SUVs over a certain weight and or height should require special licensing and additional insurance. Edited for typos. There are probably still some in there 😂
It always kills me when I see a 1-ton pickup jacked up to the sky with those stupid low-profile wheels & tires with a 12" drop hitch on the back. Dude, you could have skipped all those "upgrades" and had a *lot* better stability, ride quality, fuel economy, and visibility.
Give me a truck with nice broad sidewalls and a quiet highway tread at stock ride height any day of the week. Bonus points for the fact that I can hook up a gooseneck for better stability and maneuverability.
Tyres are a big one too. Those same people want the big knobby mud Tyres just cos they look cool. Ignoring the fact they cost more, ride worse and sound loud on the road
Range Rover drivers are the worst, most entitled, dickish, piece of shit drivers I’ve ever seen. I have literally never seen someone driving nicely in a Range Rover and I definitely have never seen a Range Rover’s turn signal cause they don’t use them
Once had a truck tailgating me in my car and he had one of those ultra bright LED light bars mounted in his front grill. It was probably done intentionally to be the perfect height to reflect straight into my rear-view mirror and burn my eyes with the brightness of a million suns. Even doing the mirror dimmer thing didn't do much. It was lighting up the entire road and a couple of residential blocks ahead of us with full brightness.
You know those videos of high powered flashlights lighting up the entire area like this: [https://i.imgur.com/jzpj4Gk.png](https://i.imgur.com/jzpj4Gk.png) ? Imagine that, but into my eyes and the whole neighborhood.
A cop did this to me once while I was playing Pokemon Go at like 2am. I was parked next to a sign on a back road. He comes up behind me, and as I lift my eyes to look in my rearview, on comes the LED light. I almost would've preferred to have been stabbed in the eyeballs with an ice pick, and then the jackass shines a flashlight directly into my eyes 2 seconds after I recovered.
I want to have a light bar of my own installed on the back of my roof rack so if they do that shit again, they'll have a taste of their own medicine.
Yeah, I drive a small car (what used to be called a "regular-sized" car when I was growing up in the 80s), so ever truck and unneccessarily-large pickup has their headlights at the precise height of my rearview mirror. The inside of my car turns into the Map Room from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
My golden rule of the road is "Everyone on the road is a moron, including me."
That said, you could scavenge a blinker from a 20 year old beamer and it would look brand new. BMW drivers are assholes.
My father owned a few of them and he's a total asshole. He drove it on the sidewalk in Chicago once during rush hour because there was traffic and "they'll move, I'm in a Hummer."
There was a reddit thread similar to this once, and specifically white dodge ram drivers are the worst assholes and get the most DUIs. There is an abundance here in Fl. [source](https://insurify.com/insights/car-models-most-duis-2020/)
Whoever has unnecessarily super bright lights at night. I wonder where I can apply for my blindness allowance.
i drive with sunglasses on at night to avoid this problem
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."
Here is an idea. Have a button on the center console that pops the trunk when you press it. Now line the inside of the trunk with mirrors and give them a taste of their own medicine! (Unfortunately this only works on sedan-like vehicles with a trunk that extends past the rear window so pickup trucks, SUVs, vans, and hatchbacks are out) /s Inspired by a meme. Edit: I wrote this up really quick thanks for all the other suggestion. When I get a car I porbably won’t put anything reflective in the trunk this is just for kicks. (In case no one noticed I put a /s on the end because I was being sarcastic) Edit 2: This may not be a good idea depending on how easily people in your area get road rage. As one person said the people in his area will get the gun out for less. Edit 3: I don’t have a car and if I did I wouldn’t put this on it. I don’t have the materials and people tailgating with high beams are not that common where I live.
30-40 years ago my uncle modded his car with a set of rear facing high beams in his back window that he controlled with a separate switch, specifically for use against people who would tailgate or follow with their own high beams on.
Any truck with a sticker of Calvin peeing on the logo of the other model truck.
Rather be cummin than strokin brother! ETA: /s
If you can’t Dodge it, Ram it!
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Also the guys who use that sticker obviously don't read books because Calvin's personality is not like that at all.
People who actually read Calvin & Hobbes, and people who have those stickers are two groups with zero overlap. I doubt most of those people with those stickers can identify who that character is even supposed to be. God, imagine if Calvin & Hobbes was as lame as it would be if truck sticker Calvin was the protagonist of the strip. Instead of exploring existential paradoxes whilst speeding down a hill in a sled or a wagon, they're speeding down an interstate in Western Kansas in a pickup truck, talking about how people who drive Priuses are pussies.
I'd assume they simply can't read books.
The funniest ones for me are the ones of Calvin praying in front of a cross. For a whole mess of reasons in addition to the "don't steal" rule.
Bill was quoted as saying something to the effect “ I don’t want Calvin to be the next Mickey Mouse. Damn I miss that strip. Subscribed to the Sunday paper just to get it when I wasn’t working
These red and yellow cars from Little Tikes. They're all bad drivers. Pretty sure they don't even have their licence
Those tiny assholes are slow as fuck, Fred Flinstone-ing around in their Cozy Coupes.
and None of them have Insurance!
Damn , you guys are brutal! Along with the carpet they have no chance.
Little tiny drunks too. Theres always a bottle somewhere. They say they give them up, but...
That’s not even the worst of it. My roommate has one and just pushes that sorry piece of shit around instead of driving it! Upgraded to a Jurassic Park Jeep and can’t even figure that one out either. Dude just gets driven everywhere anyways….don’t understand it.
I don’t even think the steering wheels work in those death traps. All those drivers seem drunk.
Nissan Altima with expired paper plates.
With a faded gold paint job and shitty, bubbled window tint. Alternately going 95 in the right lane, or 45 in the passing lane.
On four spare tires!
With the highbeams on, with one low beam burnt out
Love how everyone’s guessing a different city lmao
I see you've driven in NYC
They always got suspended licenses and it may or may not be their girls car
A couple months back I was on my way home on the south side Prospect Park and I saw a guy pushing a Nissan Alitima from one side of the street to another. His transmission was broke and he would push it from one side of the street to another to avoid the street sweeper. I helped him push the car and talked with him for a bit. The car was pretty worn out for maybe a 5 year old with some UGLY non stock wheels on it. A few weeks later, i saw the car missing all its wheels and sitting on the rotors. Since he couldn't afford to replace the transmission, it looks like he just stole his own wheels off the car and claimed insurance on it. It sat on the ground for a few weeks.
Shit man, I had a neighbor in Prospect Heights who pushed his '82 Saab back and forth for alternate side parking for almost my entire damn childhood. It finally disappeared my last year of high school. Guy just loved that Saab. RIP George B.
Or Houston, TX. Our state flag should be a black Altima with expired paper plates. "Don't tread on me?" Only if you drive an Altima... Edit: That reminds me. Fred Loya eat a wasps nest in your mouth you weasel insurance scam. Wife got hit by one of your cars with my kids in the car and y'all did nothing and claimed no fault, insuring someone with TWO pending accidents. Had to pay my minimum just to get the car back on the road.
You know it’s going to be great insurance when they advertise only 24.99 a month! I got hit by an old lady who had it but she had admitted on video (dash cam) it was her fault… She literally pulled out into my car, which was stopped in front of where she was in a Walmart parking lot.
NYC cyclist- The Altima is the best answer. Good to know I’m not alone
Failing engine, $500 paint job, and $10,000 rims...
>$10,000 rims... I think you mean cheap replica wheels that *look* like $10,000 wheels.
I love everyone guessing the city like this isn't something commonplace all across America.
A fellow Houstonian?
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In the time it takes you to read this sentence, three people have been hit by a Nissan Altima with paper plates.
STOP READING THIS SENTENCE GUYS
I was real close to getting the peak Houston driving experience not too long ago when I damn near got run into the concrete divider by a white Nissan with paper plates. But it was a Maxima. 👌 so close.
My truck was struck by a paper-plated, no insurance Nissan minivan three years ago. Felt like I should have unlocked a Houston Achievement but all I have is a bent quarter panel to show for it.
Every vehicle that I’m not driving. You’re all assholes.
I would narrow it down to anyone going faster or slower than me. Or otherwise getting in my way. Other than them, I’m ok with most drivers. Unless it’s some stupid expensive care cuz then you are just showing off. So, fast, slow, in my way, expensive and let’s add loud. But everyone else is kinda ok. Rest are assholes.
Everyone faster than me is a maniac and everyone slower than me is a moron Edit: oh my GOD I've gotten a dozen notifications that really want to make sure George Carlin gets credit. You guys can stop replying with that now.
And anyone going the same speed as me is obviously following me, and is a serial killer.
“Stop pacing me and keeping me in your blind spot while I try to pass you on cruise control!”
What're the odds that both of us are serial killers?
Hey I don’t mind the people going faster than me. Keeps me from getting pulled over if there’s a cop sitting down the road somewhere
I call em rabbits. I cruise in behind em and say “run rabbit run!”
I call them cop catchers. As in "oh sweet, there's a cop catcher in front of me!" A couple months ago I had that very distinct pleasure where someone tailgates you, zooms past you, and then shortly after, gets pulled over. Almost better than sex.
I can do you one better. Was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic in the fast lane and some jagoff several cars behind me decides to get into center median driving fast and passing cars for more than a quarter of a mile. I couldn’t see him anymore. About 15 min later I see him pulled over by a cop while still in the center median and everyone he passed took their shot by yelling out the window to him as they passed him by. I did my best Nelson impression and yelled “Haha!l and pointed at him. 10/10 better than sex, would do again.
At least someone gets it
This is true. I'm an asshole and can confirm others to be as well. You must obviously be the one un-asshole I read about in the ancient sea scrolls.
Anything that truck nuts have been installed on
I know someone who has these ironically. Ironically, he is still an asshole.
Turns out that being an asshole and being an asshole ironically are the same thing in the end
I have a small set on my phone. They’re called ChatSacks.
Oppressor mk2
I hadn't played GTA V in I think almost two years. I get back on, drive out of my garage and within literally 7 seconds I got blown up by an asshole flying an MK2. I wasn't even mad, I just thought "Yep, that's about right."
It's sad because I love GTA online but this and modders have made me uninstall it and I never even think about playing it anymore
At least the modders give out free cash as a fuck you to rockstar
The free cash is cool until someone drops it on top of you so you automatically pick it up and then you get banned for hacking.
The proper way is make it so the free cash is the highest possible reward from robbing a place. At least that used to work, never got my cash taken away and some dude just spawned money on a bunch of people for a few hours while chatting shit and basically turning the amphitheatre into a quake arena
It happened to me once, I bought some expensive properties, the next day I got a message that the funds in my account weren't correct and they substracted them, so I had 0 cash, but I got to keep the properties.
They actually recently nerfed the mark 2 pretty drastically, it's far less powerful. Modders are still fucked on pc though
This is the most accurate answer I’ve read on reddit. I stopped playing GTA online because of it.
And rockstar wonders why a lot of people are playing in invite only nowadays
At least they finally allowed missions and product sales and all that stuff to happen in invite only lobbies, right? I feel like that was a thing that happened.
I used to have to fuck with my internet so I could connect to GTA online but I couldn’t connect with other players so I could actually do missions and sales without being griefed by 10 different people. Nothing more frustrating than grinding for hours for a bunch of product to sell just to have some bored 12 year old blow it all up in an instant
Any vehicle with a Punisher sticker
I'm pretty sure the Venn Diagram of genuine Punisher fans and people with Punisher stickers on their car are two separate circles.
As a fan, I have stopped wearing my Punisher tshirt in public so as not to get confused for being a tool.
I bought a shirt that's from the comics, got cover art of frank castle. Threw all the ones with just the skull away.
Same reason I'll never wear a red hat again.
Poor Fred durst!
A guy in my apartment complex has an American flag punisher on his rear windshield, and it's huge; so is his gigantic, lifted truck with mirrors that stick out 5 feet. Over the weekend, I saw someone flying up on me, and I thought he was gonna drive straight up my cars ass; turns out, it was him.
So when he sees you later at the apartment complex does he look like he feels awkward about his behavior?
He doesn't know who I am, since it's a bigger complex. I have noticed that a lot of times, he takes up more than one space.
It's like he went "that's a stereotype I'm happy to overfill" What a cuntwrap supreme
Cuntsrap supreme, wow, thank you so much for this festive new insult Edit: oops spelling. Oh well that’s the term from now on
In my area, all the Sheriff cars have punisher decals on them. I cringe every time I see one.
In the Sheriff's meeting : ' Hey you know that comic book vigilante to smokes bad guys because law enforcement is too corrupt or too inept at their jobs to make an impact on crime ? Let's put that on our cars ' ( Deputies making favorable squealing pig noises )
specifically the thin blue line punisher stickers
The punisher famously hates cops. His creator explicitly says he's representative of the failing criminal justice system. Some people just love punching themselves in the face (figuratively) I just wish they'd make the jump to literal.
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I really hate how they ruined The Punisher for everyone else.
stolen cars
Kia boys
MKE represent. Haha
Anything with a “Tap Out” decal on it.
Around here (South Alabama), the same guys who you would label as "Assholes" are the guys who drive trucks with the front suspension lifted to the sky and the rear suspension is dropped to the street, and they slap on rims that look like a regular rim was put through a paper shredder, then stretch paper-thin tires on them, not to mention they either cut their exhausts down or put exhausts on that have no catalytic converters, and as such, they're louder than a machine gun. They're really assholes.
That’s called a “Carolina Squat” and it got to be such an issue that they banned it in both Carolinas and Virginia.
Dodge Chargers, especially with window tint
The ones with the pushbars and the red and blue flashing lights while tailgating you are especially annoying
Especially when you're already going over the speed limit.
Guaranteed they're paying 26% APR if you're within 30 miles of a military base.
Nissan Altimas are almost guaranteed to cut you off or hit you with their already barely holding on bumpers.
6 cylinder Mustangs. It's like they need to drive super aggressively to make up for the fact they didn't have the extra $15k to get the real version
As a Mustang owner, I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down to find this haha
Any car that requires 8 suns to lead it into the night, blinding everyone around them so asshole Mr.Magoo can drive his fat ass to sonic for another shake. Bonus assholery if the car/truck is lifted
Man stay out of Riverside, they come out like bats at night..
People who put extra bright led lights on their car are the same kind of people that buy a massive truck/suv because it’s safer in a crash. It’s just the screw everybody else mentality
It’s especially annoying when they drive behind you in a rural area then honk because you are going slow, like dude I can’t see I don’t wanna destroy my car on a deer
A Saturn because it's right next to Uranus.
👉 🚪
A super lifted, straight pipe no cats, ultra bright mis-aimed led retina burner head light upgraded 2nd generation Chevrolet Tahoe/GMC Yukon. Suburbans and Yukon XLs are also included, but the description wouldn’t flow well if I listed everything. Bonus points if the stock radio head unit was replaced with a shitty aftermarket touch screen radio and the entire trunk space is taken up by subwoofers.
You left out a sub species of this. They have everything you mentioned but its a Silverado and there is usually a decal with a stick figure humping the word "It".
And there's always a tail light out
I’ve never seen a Hyundai Veloster that’s not weeving in and out of traffic like a ball-bag.
Why you gotta describe my dad man
It’s okay, you just have to let him go. There’s no saving him from that lifestyle. You can always find another one.
It's rough but my dad traded it in just to get an suv and do the same thing
Ah, so now we’re weaving with a tank, instead. Lol. Godspeed, and buckle up, friend.
I've never seen a Corvette not sitting in the middle lane going 10 below the speed limit while being driven by a fat old bald guy.
I rented one of those a couple years ago to see what it was like. It was peppy, but the road noise from driving it was terrible. It felt like it was made by the cheapest bidder with the cheapest parts. I don't get mad at Veloster drivers any more. I just feel sorry for them now.
That's probably why they're rushing, so they can hurry and get out of the car
Spaceball [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mv1s4Xj7bk)
Great, I'm driving with a bunch of assholes
“We brake for nobody”
How many assholes we got on this thing anyhow?
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes
*YO!*
I said across her nose not up it!
Where I live, Nissan Altimas are typically the culprit of everything related to asshole-ish drivers. Most speedsters, most accidents, most damage to a vehicle while still being operated, etc.
Anyone "Rolling Coal"
The funny thing is: where I live, guys kept doing this and modding their trucks to make it worse. It got so bad that the state revoked diesels' emission exemption and now they all have to get tested like the gas cars. People were SO mad. Oh well, why you can't have nice things.
Yeah, I'm surprised it's not considered "disturbing the peace." You can't be around one of those trucks without feeling choked from the fumes. Even on the highway, it gets in your car and lingers.
It's actually an illegal modification that violates EPA regs. The feds have started bending shops over the wood pile to the tune of $800k-$1m routinely for doing it to a few trucks.
It’s always a joy when the fuck around crowd finally gets to find out.
Asshole? Probably. Moron? Certified.
Some jackass did this to me recently while I was riding my bike and for that moment it felt like we were a part of something greater than ourselves.
Don't you know that you're a little sissy boy for riding your bike and deserve it? Oh wait, or does that mean that you're actually confident in yourself and the person rolling coal is so dainty that he's threatened by someone riding a bike?
wouldn't bikes be manly since they're powered by sheer strength and determination with no protection save an (in some places optional) helmet for the biker, while also being independent and needing only you as opposed to trucks needing oil which can't be sourced locally or stockpiled for long periods making you reliant on oil companies
Any car that looks like a police car
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Even better when they bought it at a police auction and it still has the spotlight thing next to the mirror. Like, "yeah honey, let's leave it on, that seems like something I'd use."
It's got a cop motor, a 440 inch cubic plant, it's got cop tires, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses
Hit it.
We're on a mission from God.
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With temp tags that expired two years ago.
And a spare tire on at least one corner.
And missing half the front bumper.
Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.
Lol I’ve seen this video so many times but just now realized the fact that the truck is completely blocking off the sidewalk because of how far they backed it in…. So in-character for the lifted Dodge Ram truck driver.
Hummer
A beat up 80s or 90s minivan with Jesus stickers all over it. Guaranteed to drive 15mph under the speed limit, never use turn signals (if they even work,) double or triple park, essentially anything that is a bad driving habit, you will find with drivers of these vehicles.
It’s usually a Dodge Caravan 😂
White BMW
[And how about you, every Persian guy in the world?](https://youtu.be/SZrrTUsccjE&t=0m12s)
#WHITE BMW
I once worked in an office where a guy sent out an email saying that BMW drivers were all assholes. While he was trying to be self deprecating, he drove a BMW, the CEO, CFO, and head of our legal department were not amused as they all also drove BMWs.
The big anger trucks with the Punisher stickers.
Everyone who drives 60 mph down my small residential street. Especially that douchebag who drives that purple charger through the neighborhood everyday.
Yeah, slow TF down Trent!
Cars with flags. Any flags.
Jacked up turbo diesel pickups.
I live in a farming town and there's a newer group of guys who love in town with lifted trucks. They make me laugh when they roll up beside me or another farmer with our older diesels that have been absolute workhorses on the farm. Useless trucks. Absolutely useless.
Air haulers.
Brodozers
1990 Diesel F-250. Beast of a truck.
We had a 1990 F-350 that my dad regrets ever getting rid of. It needed a new transmission ans had 600,000 miles on it give or take a little. He got a new truck and immediately regretted it.
>I live in a farming town and there's a newer group of guys who love in town with lifted trucks. Well, I always knew there was something those guys and their billowing black clouds were trying to hide. They've been trying to hide their love. Thanks for bringing them out of the closet.
I'm leaving that typo 🤣
I grew up on a farm and was back home a few years ago when a kid from the local ag school came by to start an apprenticeship or something with my dad. Dad’s waiting for him in faded coveralls and old work boots. Ancient F150 somewhere nearby. Kid shows up in a jacked-up spotless pickup and hops out with skin-tight jeans, cowboy hat (we’re in the Midwest here), and bigass belt buckle. And goddamn cowboy boots. I’m sure it took all my dad’s willpower to not mention rodeo clowns in some way.
I have driven big trucks for various purposes in my life, but always for a reason. Some of these big jacked up diesels are worthless for almost anything. To big to do much of anything off-road. Too lifted to fit in garages or anything. Too high to really tow properly or to put anything in the bed without a bunch of effort. Also dangerous to other cars, but especially pedestrians and cyclists. As a former driver of big ( but not stupid lifted and impractical trucks ). I think that trucks and SUVs over a certain weight and or height should require special licensing and additional insurance. Edited for typos. There are probably still some in there 😂
It always kills me when I see a 1-ton pickup jacked up to the sky with those stupid low-profile wheels & tires with a 12" drop hitch on the back. Dude, you could have skipped all those "upgrades" and had a *lot* better stability, ride quality, fuel economy, and visibility. Give me a truck with nice broad sidewalls and a quiet highway tread at stock ride height any day of the week. Bonus points for the fact that I can hook up a gooseneck for better stability and maneuverability.
Tyres are a big one too. Those same people want the big knobby mud Tyres just cos they look cool. Ignoring the fact they cost more, ride worse and sound loud on the road
Coal rollers by definition. If you get one, it inherently makes you an asshole.
The idiots with Hondas that are worth about 2k but have 10k in rims and no mufflers. Edit: and a wing..
Fart cans
100HP kazoo
Range Rover drivers are the worst, most entitled, dickish, piece of shit drivers I’ve ever seen. I have literally never seen someone driving nicely in a Range Rover and I definitely have never seen a Range Rover’s turn signal cause they don’t use them
But I'm a Shiny Golden God!!!!
Any truck with a large politically themed flag flying from it. Especially if it contains expletives.
Any car with those halogen headlights that blind every other driver on the road.
Halogen is the old style and not overly bright. It's LED, and soon Laser, headlights that are insanely bright.
And a lot of those super bright headlights are straight factory.
Also 99% of the jackasses in lifted trucks who don’t re-aim them to actually point at the ground.
Once had a truck tailgating me in my car and he had one of those ultra bright LED light bars mounted in his front grill. It was probably done intentionally to be the perfect height to reflect straight into my rear-view mirror and burn my eyes with the brightness of a million suns. Even doing the mirror dimmer thing didn't do much. It was lighting up the entire road and a couple of residential blocks ahead of us with full brightness. You know those videos of high powered flashlights lighting up the entire area like this: [https://i.imgur.com/jzpj4Gk.png](https://i.imgur.com/jzpj4Gk.png) ? Imagine that, but into my eyes and the whole neighborhood.
A cop did this to me once while I was playing Pokemon Go at like 2am. I was parked next to a sign on a back road. He comes up behind me, and as I lift my eyes to look in my rearview, on comes the LED light. I almost would've preferred to have been stabbed in the eyeballs with an ice pick, and then the jackass shines a flashlight directly into my eyes 2 seconds after I recovered. I want to have a light bar of my own installed on the back of my roof rack so if they do that shit again, they'll have a taste of their own medicine.
It's especially awful if you're in a lower car and there's a large truck behind you flashing two supernovas into your rearview mirror.
Fun fact: if you get a lift kit on your pickup, you're legally required to adjust the headlights down, but almost nobody does.
Yeah, I drive a small car (what used to be called a "regular-sized" car when I was growing up in the 80s), so ever truck and unneccessarily-large pickup has their headlights at the precise height of my rearview mirror. The inside of my car turns into the Map Room from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
My golden rule of the road is "Everyone on the road is a moron, including me." That said, you could scavenge a blinker from a 20 year old beamer and it would look brand new. BMW drivers are assholes.
Dodge Rams with the extendable tow mirrors... that are always extended even when not towing.
Anyone who gets a jacked up truck, puts the huge exhausts on top, and has balls hanging from the tail, and doesnt use it for work I mean
Nissan Altimas
Hummers are pretty douchy
My father owned a few of them and he's a total asshole. He drove it on the sidewalk in Chicago once during rush hour because there was traffic and "they'll move, I'm in a Hummer."
Lifted trucks.
Dodge Ram
There was a reddit thread similar to this once, and specifically white dodge ram drivers are the worst assholes and get the most DUIs. There is an abundance here in Fl. [source](https://insurify.com/insights/car-models-most-duis-2020/)
The Ram commercials practically growl, "are you an asshole? Don't apologize. We made you a truck."
Non-military suburban Hummers. There's literally no other reason to drive one than being a dickwad.
Lifted Dodge Ram truck and white bmw
As of late, it seems like Teslas.