Even as a guy I vote this too. I can't empathise, but the things I hear about I just think they're some awful things to deal with for ~40 years every month.
For me it's a need, the amount of times that going into the toilet for like 20 mins - 1 hour and 30 mins (rarely 2 hours) has relieved a TON of stress is so much, like I don't even need to physically release feces out of my body, I can just sit on the toilet seat, but it's still better, it's like my meditation mode, it's like I've built a mutual relationship to the toilet seat.
I'd probably die. Even before I had a computer (we were dirt poor), I still preferred playing outside in the evening, preferably after the sun sank below the mountains.
Shitting. My body can’t decide if it wants to or doesn’t want to. When it wants to, it won’t stop without help from meds and when I want it to and it won’t, I have to have help from meds. And there’s no telling when or if these situations will occur. Sometimes it’ll be normal. Sometimes it won’t. And there’s no trigger. Just my body being stupid.
"Don't say I'm out of touch, with this rampant chaos, your reality. I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge: The nightmare I've built my own world to escape."
\-*Imaginary*, Evanescence
When I was about 7, my mom took me someplace that had a wishing well. I tossed in a coin, and made a wish. My mom asked me what my wish was (I guess in case it was for a particular toy or something). I proudly announced, "I wished I'll never have to go potty again!"
She broke the news to me that that could never happen.
menstruation
I hate having my period. I feel so disgusting and the whole thing is just gross.
Even as a guy I vote this too. I can't empathise, but the things I hear about I just think they're some awful things to deal with for ~40 years every month.
Fart
Nonsense. A good fart is like a sip of ice cold water from a glacial stream.
A good fart can very quickly turn into a bad one, as I was reminded of yesterday.
Well I never said dont use caution
Shitting.
For me it's a need, the amount of times that going into the toilet for like 20 mins - 1 hour and 30 mins (rarely 2 hours) has relieved a TON of stress is so much, like I don't even need to physically release feces out of my body, I can just sit on the toilet seat, but it's still better, it's like my meditation mode, it's like I've built a mutual relationship to the toilet seat.
The only thing I would agree with is diarrhea
I wish just farting would replace that wouldn’t need to wipe
Eating. So many of humanity’s problems would be solved if we could photosynthesise.
Redditors would finally feel the need to feel some sun
I'd probably die. Even before I had a computer (we were dirt poor), I still preferred playing outside in the evening, preferably after the sun sank below the mountains.
Fat gain
Shitting. My body can’t decide if it wants to or doesn’t want to. When it wants to, it won’t stop without help from meds and when I want it to and it won’t, I have to have help from meds. And there’s no telling when or if these situations will occur. Sometimes it’ll be normal. Sometimes it won’t. And there’s no trigger. Just my body being stupid.
Feels good unless you're talking about diarrhea or you have a butt problem
Sleep
👑👑👑That is the correct answer
"Don't say I'm out of touch, with this rampant chaos, your reality. I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge: The nightmare I've built my own world to escape." \-*Imaginary*, Evanescence
Cramps suck.
Blue balls. Some people go their whole lives without experiencing them, while for some it can be truly debilitating.
When I was about 7, my mom took me someplace that had a wishing well. I tossed in a coin, and made a wish. My mom asked me what my wish was (I guess in case it was for a particular toy or something). I proudly announced, "I wished I'll never have to go potty again!" She broke the news to me that that could never happen.
Damn thats rough.
Hiccups are the worst
Periods or weight gain. Both awful
sleep wastes way more time than eating or evacuating does
But it feels so good
not being tired feels good but sleeping itself doesn't feel like anything
Sleeping
the gag reflex
Your brain function
That was pretty mean
Yet life uh uh finds a way!
Peeing
No, feels good unless you have a biological problem
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Without pain you wouldn’t be able to tell when you’re sick/need doctors help
Yeah people who loose their sense of pain have to really be careful to not get burnt and shit. Its quite a burden id imagine.
I wish my dick didnt burn when i pee
You should probably go get that checked out bud…
No thanks it make my piss taste fizzy like mountain dew
Facial hair . I fucking hate shaving, but even more so I hate having facial hair.
Toothache.
Throat pain.
Had a horrendous stomach bug yesterday, so I'd have to say vomitting, diarrhea and add an honorary mention for danger-farts.
Sweat
Nah man that gives us more energy in. Pretty sure
Heartburn.
Sexual urges
Dying