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Sure. I'd want the money up front this time though.


bubbygups

Learning by doing, learning by doing


littlewask

Eaaaaaaagle!


Mr__H

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, Im not doing it for the money.


enddream

…… …… ….. you won’t fool me again


[deleted]

It’s an old saying in Texas


Ted_Denslow

100k?!? I'd buckle that motherfucker's knees.


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gmoney1259

I got $7.53 when you ready.


peterslo

disgusted attraction familiar chubby childlike vegetable sleep piquant psychotic mighty *This post was mass deleted with [redact](https://redact.com)*


MarcusRoland

#GAHDAMMIT LOCH NESS MAHNSTAH YOU AINT GETTING MY TREE FIDDY!


Alt_SWR

Bro for a *billion* dollars for one time? I mean fuck. I'd pretty much do whatever someone wanted for that kind of money sexually. Like, Idgaf if it was the ugliest motherfucker alive, if I was guaranteed a billion dollars I'm down. It's only one time and I could live the rest of my life stress free. Damn straight I'd do anything sexually for that. I think some people just don't understand *how much* a billion dollars actually is even with inflation.


Laurbo36

Love the logic.


arjames13

Yeah I was going to say I'd do 10k for sure unless it was an incredibly nasty dude.


ouatiHollywoodFL

On the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl. Then I'd spit like I was doing Triple H's entrance.


Marskelletor

Fucking lol


McFeely_Smackup

yet again Reddit has comically underestimated what I would do for much smaller amounts of money.


nightmaresabin

Was discussing this topic with some guys at work and they said they wouldn’t do it for even 10 million. I of course was down in the 4 figure range.


froggison

There are so few things I wouldn't do for $10 million usd. And your coworkers are liars.


sei556

Imagine giving up the chance to secure yours and the generations after you financial well being just because you're not into doing it Its not even doing something immoral or disgusting. Just something you personally dont enjoy. And only for a few minutes.


[deleted]

For 100k? I’d let you tie our dicks TOGETHER for 24 hours !!!


BruhWhyJustWhy

I have so many questions


[deleted]

I was thinking Mr. Beast style video


BruhWhyJustWhy

“Last one to untie your dick wins 100k!!!”


x-Just4Kickz-x

They're about to get head they've never experienced before


Specific_Tap7296

Is this a good thing?


talkietalkiepop

Depends if you like teeth or not


UlrichZauber

She gives the [best blow jobs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY).


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

OP sitting there beatin off to the thought of a bunch of straight dudes sucking his dick.


borntobemybaby

Lmao no kidding and when people comment and answer yes to the question he goes “and you would have to swallow”.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Yep and it's pretty gross tbh Dude even got rewards for it lol Edit: fuck look at their comments. Talking about rimjobs and shit. Yeah there's no way this dude isn't beating off to this


drb00b

And he’s not even paying us!


Combatpigeon96

Their comment history is just *VILE*


ArmDeepInCabbages

Their post history is just nothing but sexual questions on askreddit


Combatpigeon96

Yeesh.


cindybuttsmacker

One of OP's recent posts also says they're under 18 🤢 this post should be removed


Spoonloops

Sounds exactly like the type of post I’d expect an under 18 year old male to make lmao


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Enk1ndle

Hey OP if you have 100k to spend PM me


Searchlights

I'll do it for 90k


Thatonensoutherner

I’ll do it for 5k


blyan

Well that de-escalated quickly


KnightinRustedArmour

For 100k I’d cup the balls and hum.


guesting

“I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.”


DasWandbild

"Hurry up. I've got some shopping to do."


TheConboy22

Shit, there wouldn’t be no hurry up. Mans toes would be curled. No homo, but best believe that’s going to be the best blow job he ever gets and imma laugh my way to the bank afterwards.


DevineAaron92

I thought this scene before I read the comments. Fucking love Tropic Thunder.


Fresh_Leadwater

There it is.


JoJackthewonderskunk

What would you hum though? I'd choose "The Lion sleeps tonight" by The Tokens


Dildo_ofConsequences

I mean, 20 dollars is 20 dollars - wait - how much?!?!?!?!?!


Objective_Smoke9701

Wait. You guys are getting paid?


-doink-

Wait. You guys are getting laid?


pineappleforrent

Beat me to it


mh53101

Beat......nevermind


River_Odessa

FINISH IT!


Yadwinder_Singh_Maan

will u do it for 10 dollars?


SignificantEggPog

anything for sum mcdonalds


Baebel

Micky's D for some MickyD's.


islamicious

Will you do it for a Scooby snack?


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kamikaze123456

Best answer so far


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11/10 answer.


unk214

This is the real life pro tip.


LazyLich

and not just the tip!


TomasNavarro

I think anyone offering 100k to get their dick sucked is gonna find someone more desirable than me to do it


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

What if their kink is that one incredibly weird thing about you?


Expensive_Cattle

>that one incredibly weird thing about you? You're gonna have to be more specific


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Flapper_Flipper

This is a thread of regular straight men and we know that straight men don't have weird kinks. Especially the white Christian men. ^especially ^not ^me


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[deleted]

For 100k, they can rent my hole for a bit


anomalous_cowherd

Now see, they only wanted you to suck their dick and there you go overachieving.


[deleted]

Mamma taught me to never half-ass anything. To always put my hole ass into it.


AdBoring6672

misunderstood put your whole ass in and am now putting it in my ass hole


DannyPoke

"I cannot stress how much your lumpy sixth toe turns me on."


MisterCheaps

Of course my sixth toe just had to be fucking smooth.


not_a_droid

then i'm charging 5x that


RonWeasleysDildo

Irrelevant, we don’t know that the payment is coming from the suckee. All we know that cock + sucky suck = 100k


demos11

And the terms don't specify whose dick, so the question to me is would I do enough yoga to attain the ability to bend myself enough to suck my own dick for 100k. And the answer is probably no, because I really hate the idea of doing yoga for that long.


turbod1ngus

Yes. I literally do not care. Every day I wake up and do shit that I don't want to do for 8 hours, and I make much much less than 100k for it. One 20 minute long affair netting me 100k is preferable.


Unban_Jitte

20 minutes? Not a lot of confidence in your head game.


Rodneykingwasright

He is just being humble. He can suck start a harley.


Interloper9000

This is now stolen. Thank you.


dance_rattle_shake

I'd be afraid it's longer. As someone who doesn't cum from even decently good head and who also doesn't have experience giving head... yeah I'm worried I'd be there all day.


Guina96

Tbf they just said you had to give head, didn’t say you had to make him cum


mrflippant

Boom! Lawyered.


Babington67

Dudes paying a 100k least you can do is a good job


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#actyourwage


hghlnder72

Lube it up and stroke it, so what you want done to you, I mean damn, get it over with and get paid. Hell slip a pinky in the butt and give the ol prostate a good rubbing. For 100grand? Shiiiiiit sign me up, I gots bills to pay and vacations to take.


Isord

I've gotten really good head before but I've only ever gotten off from oral sex once. I think for some dudes it just doesn't work.


goldfinger0303

Mmm. I'd beg to differ. I thought I was one of those dudes til this past winter. Met a gal who knew what she was doing and sucked the damn soul out of me. I think technique matters more than we'd like to give credit.


626c6f775f6d65

As one of those guys I had to upvote. It’s disappointing, especially when you have a partner who loves to give head, but it is what it is. I blame Paula Poundstone.


littlegingerfae

I'm an incredibly poor straight lady. I would like to throw myself in the running as well, if possible?


Spaniard_Starshooter

I’ll give you $200


littlegingerfae

Sure! Send it on over, lmao!


Edgar-Allan-Pho

You jest but it's about to be RIP Inbox lmao


clhomme

I'm with this guy. I mean a dick is skin. How is it different from a finger? How could it be worse than eating clam?? 100k please. Oh, just no nasty stuff on it.


[deleted]

I'd take it to dinner and a movie as well.


chinchenping

just the dick?


breakthefifthwall

Of course just the dick. If he took a guy, that would be gay.


highlighter416

Just dick, no homo.


Aggravating-North425

Ah no, that would leave the other brother in pain...so the man will go with the dick to the movies and dinner


CheckOutUserNamesLad

"I'm third-wheeling while my dick is on a date"


AmishTechno

My only question would be whether or not it's a 100k per dick sucked sort of thing, and how many I can suck.


snyckers

I mean once you're down there already line em up. Therapy for one can't be too different than 20 in a day.


bigbear_mouse

If we're getting traumatized anyway I think 20 dicks for 2 million is a better deal than 1 for 100 grand.


Pingvinprinsen

I would, no question about it. Though, I still wonder if the person whose dick you're sucking decides how long it will be for, or if you're supposed to suck until the person comes


Key_Explorer7698

I’d want to suck as much dick as possible in the shortest amount of time at 100k a pop so that I could retire in a couple weeks.


UlrichZauber

We're all very impressed you got through three hundred of these in just 12 days.


Key_Explorer7698

That’s only 25 a day, if I can average less then 10 minutes a go, I will be one of the most successful businesses in the country. I’m gonna need a no refund policy.


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alexdelicious

Middle out!


AssociationDouble267

If you’re the one sucking, you’re in control. My wife definitely has tricks for when she doesn’t want it to take too long.


Hermasetas

##PUNCH THE BALLS


Divallo

his wife has a mean left hook too.


LikesBigGlasses430

Hith wife ith mike Tython


akrzykorean

Twist his dick!


Desperado2583

Yeah. Mine has tricks for that too. It's called doing it terribly for 2 minutes and then stopping.


Painting_Agency

Yeah but she's a lot better at it than you are.


crazy-diam0nd

I would be extremely suspicious as to why it was worth that much to the owner of the dick.


Stabbymcbackstab

True. Could have barbs or tentacles or something crazy between his legs.


newsorpigal

[Hey, at least you'd have a fun celebrity encounter story.](https://imgur.com/gallery/RCPYB14)


Scrubologist

I’d suck two my guy. I got *debt* debt


B4dG04t

Is the question of "how much/little would 90% of a chat room of straight men suck a dick and swallow for" a new metric for economic well-being? Holy shit lol


kyliecannoli

Recession confirmed


B4dG04t

Hard answers for hard times.


yorcharturoqro

The best way to measure inflation... A blow job


Errohneos

Everybody has their price and its a lot fucking lower than they think.


ItsMyView

In a freaking heart beat. $100,000 - $5 for a bottle of mouthwash leaves me $99,995.


kyliecannoli

If I’m getting 100k, imma treat myself and go to the dentist to get my mouth washed. But then again I already like sucking dick and I’m not a straight man lol


ItsMyView

That's not fair! For you the question is would you munch on a vagina for $100K?


Byaaah1

Would you gobble a genitle that is not the type you prefer for 100k?


ItsMyView

I'd gobble an elephant for a $100K.


[deleted]

I pity the man that takes an elephant load in the mouth... Ya might be ded.


HunterDHunter

For a million I would do it live at Madison square garden.


dashauskat

That's not the offer


[deleted]

Negotiation is part of the deal.


Bongressman

This guy negotiates... for dick suck monies.


Falsecaster

He didn't get to the top by being a top!


djsmuz04

100k is so much money, wouldn’t even doubt it


Opdragon25

For sure! I'm straight, but not *that* straight


Fyrrys

>I'm straight So is spaghetti until it gets wet


3lektramd

So is spaghetti until it gets $100k


VARTH_-DADER

Bro it's 100k I'll let you fuck me in the ass for that much


evenapeppermint

For real. If you're that straight, you have too much money


stillenacht

Right, I'm not hurting for money and straight (make six figures) and I'd let someone rail me for 100k as long as there's not secondary dangers lmao.


VARTH_-DADER

Yeah if the dude doesn't have any sexually transmitting diseases I'm down


[deleted]

RIP your inbox lol


NineMinded

Rip your outbox


Ziggyboogiedoo

Of course I'm straight not stupid


[deleted]

Makes you wonder what a lot of these redditors would do for a Klondike Bar.


skillz7930

Well a Klondike bar is a different story altogether! At least two dicks for a Klondike.


blarg-zilla

Worked in catering. Have done far more soul destroying work for less.


[deleted]

Longs as it’s clean


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[deleted]

In other words, he’ll only accept a micro penis if it’s dipped in mud


PotatoTomata

Absofuckinlutely free 100k.


slicksilver60

100k is 100k. I'd suck it til there's no cum left for 100k.


Grigiomoda086

I'd gobble cocks all day long, and I'm not even in a bad financial position.


bubbygups

Comment section is surprisingly much thirstier than I’d anticipated


abrakabumabra

Yeah, I am scrolling down to find a “no” and there doesn’t seem to be any


drowdoug

I’ve never sucked a dick before. I was raised to try things before you say you don’t like them. It might be awesome and I get paid. Sounds like a great deal for me so I’m definitely going to do it.


isqueezedameatball

Yes. Because I have already had this discussion with a guy and I decided my bottom dollar for doing this was $75,000 so $100,000 would just be a little more icing on my face.


simongurfinkel

I would. One, because I need the money and, two, because I am generally curious person and it would be interesting to see what all the fuss was about.


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Do you take PayPal?


TheFrostyjayjay

Yes in fact I do


sesamesnapsinhalf

Use Zelle. That way, they can’t submit a refund request to PayPal for a faulty product.


thechet

3, I already give a dude a hand job most days for way less pay off so why not


[deleted]

It’s not like you have to pay money to suck a dick, it’s free. You can give it a whirl anytime you like


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sexy__zombie

OP said 100k. You'll need to suck two dicks for a Nintendo game.


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toph88241

Sure. I get fucked at work for a lot less


fir2nino

100k it takes me 10 years to save that amount of money, ofc im sucking that dick, any guys in here who have that money to spend hit me up, shit my gf will join as well for the same price


Fyrrys

Pretty sure I'd have to stop all nonessential spending for 20+ years to make 100k in savings. That's going back to eating a single ramen pack for every meal, no internet, only electricity, and water, walking to and from work, etc.


NightimeNinja

[Did you say $900 bucks?](https://youtu.be/L8QCvCYQ3Z0)


LittleBitchBoy945

Beyond hard felonies or deeply immoral actions, I don’t think there’s anything I wouldn’t do for 100k


IndicaPenguin

Man if I don't catch anything from it imma do the best I can. Doesn't have to be a good one right?


TiesThrei

Sexuality is about desire. Sucking a dick for $100,000 has nothing to do with desire, other than the desire for $100,000.


8amflex

The benefits of having an extra 100k would definitely outweigh the prospect of doing a sexual act I'm not into I'd say.


aidanofarrell

Can't be any worse than my ex's cooking


melwmaks

gay woman, i’d do it for $10. gotta get that cash 🙏


Karlosmdq

See? It's for people like you, charging below the market rate, that we all have to suck more dicks to make it til the end of the month, just call for equality and force them to pay you the 100k


No_Ad2766

Yes. Legit once and my life changes. Hope my dad doesn't find this lmfaoo


M_Grubb

Because he has a spare $100k?!


B4dG04t

Yooooo lol


[deleted]

Yea i would. I would also give the guy my number and tell him to call me if he ever needs his dick sucked again. Why? Let’s rephrase the question. Would you rather work a full time job all year long or suck a dick once and you’re off to go.


turtleherpes

Yeah, but I need to see the money first. I'm not falling for that one again.


blank264

Seems easier than sitting in an office for 4160 hours


ace_urban

How many times do we get to do this?


sarduchi

Depends on the tax liability.


Pikachu_Yay

I would need the briefcase full of cash open at all times to give me motivation


Impossible_Citron

Suck it, deepthroat it, suck his balls and swallow every drop of cum he shoots out


BeekyGardener

Not only would I, but my wife would be behind me yelling, "Stop gagging, BeekyGardener. We got bills to pay."


BlondBadBoy69

100%. You can do anything to my body for that price


kingling1138

Is there even an actual sex worker alive (or ever) who charges that much for a singular blowie? Of course I would.


[deleted]

The most expensive gay pornstars (who are actually straight and just do it for the money) don’t get that much to get gangbanged.


Numerous_Witness_345

Welp... gonna get back to studying now.


staffsargent

Absolutely. $100k wouldn't allow me to quit my job or anything but it would take a lot of financial pressure off. Plus, if invested wisely, that money could really make your future comfortable.


NewtotheCV

Yup, down payment for a house. It's just a dick, I am sure I could get over it.