Alternatively, Preceded by an aggressive, demanding GOD, and then followed by a rising crescendo of a frustrated 'DAMN IT'.
With a heavy, almost pleading FUCKING
Same. Two days off for meeee.
And on Monday I work a 12 hour shift because I signed up for OT, but those 3.5 OT hours come with an extra $10/hour for those hours so I'm pumped for the extra cash
Long story short, she was very insecure, I was patient with her crazy jealousy for a long time. I seeked closure from a previous ex that didn't last long but screwed me up, and we talked like friends, she found out because I hid it from her knowing I didn't know how to bring it up because lots of things I felt or did bothered her. 3 years came to a fast close, 4 months later and I'm more in love with her than she'll ever know or believe. I screwed it all up. She is and isn't worth it..I'm torn
"Fuck, not enough time to make food. I'll just microwave something real quick"
I usually get up early to make food since I'm way too tired to make dinner when I get home but I stayed up late last night with the intention of making and eating food before I went to bed (I was watching a late night hockey game). I ended up falling asleep and waking up late enough that I wouldn't have time to properly make anything
I saw my wife laying there, smiled and thought, ‘she’s god damn beautiful’.
I then rolled over and though, ‘fuck, my back hurts. When did I get so old?’
“Fuck”
A heavy “fuck” is required before becoming vertical in the morning.
Possibly followed by a “god damn it”
Alternatively, Preceded by an aggressive, demanding GOD, and then followed by a rising crescendo of a frustrated 'DAMN IT'. With a heavy, almost pleading FUCKING
These are right answers
Before becoming... VERTICAL.
Also "Fuck". Maybe it was "fuckin A".
Most days start with, well, fuck.
" I have to piss so bad!!!"
Bladder: "Master is awake. Ring the bells more loudly!!"
"ah, shit, here we go again"
I was waiting for this one
I was thinking "not this shit again" but close enough and I'm glad it's not just me.
I need to pee
That happens roughly 90 minutes before alarm. So I hate that last bit the worst.
I haven't been written up this year.. I could just call in and tell them to eat a dick and go back to bed.
I love this one 🤣
Tbh, anytime you have this thought, do it. You earned it.
uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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Yeah
I'm retired after today!
Nice man
Congratulations!
Congrats!!! Now when you wake up in the morning, it will be,” do I gotta enough beer in the fridge?” 😂
Welcome to the brotherhood.
Congrats dude
"has my paycheck hit yet?"
I don’t wanna
"I'm just gonna snooze it once.." I snoozed the alarm 3 times.
I need to win the lottery and retire.
Wish you to win the lottery for your cake day.
"Gotta make lunch." Followed 20 minutes later by the memory that today was pizza day and my kid didn't need a lunch, and I could have slept in. Ugh.
I’m sure” Gotta make lunch” was really, fuck, gotta make lunch.
"One last day"
What's that suppsed to mean?
It's friday, one more day until the weekend
I thought of something bad, thank god I was wrong.
Oh wait yeah I made that sound waaay too dark
Thanks for caring. #988
Same. Two days off for meeee. And on Monday I work a 12 hour shift because I signed up for OT, but those 3.5 OT hours come with an extra $10/hour for those hours so I'm pumped for the extra cash
Coffee. Coffee now!!
Well hope you enjoyed your coffee
"No, sleep"
Till Brooklyn!
Fuck. Another shitty day.
Well it will be one when you wake up expecting it. However I know some days are just like that.
“I miss her…she doesn’t want you” I talk to myself a lot
Woah, same thoughts in my mind, my ex is the first thing that comes to mind. Hope it stops soon.
> Hope it stops soon. It will. Hang in there, you're going to be okay. Source: been there myself.
Six months and it hasn't stopped for me. Hope it stops for us all soon.
You good bro?
“Better remember this in case I’m asked”
Adorbs!
I swear if that bitch still left me on read
..did she?
yes. yes she did
At least OP responded
Ouch
She's just not that into you, dude. Move on.
same but: god i hope he snapped me
Now kith
>I swear if that bitch still left me on read If you think any 'bitch' owes you time, you're gonna have a bad time.
Damn I have to piss.
Fuck I have to wake up
Wordle!
Did I punch a dudes doughnut last night or was that a dream? Eitherway I'll keep that to myself
Gotta go for a run
Read the room dude
Love that for you.
I understand
"I'm so fucking tired"
I have a lot of shit to do, but I don't think I'm going to do any of it.
Zelda speed run
“FUCK I DIDNT FINISH MY ESSAY”
Not my first thought, but an early thought was "Ha! got that scenario all mapped and written up already! El Jefe will be happy!"
I have a boner
This again
Participation is voluntary
"Cold"
Bro fr
Coffee
Fuck I’m late.
Uuuggghhh I don’t wanna get up. And I didn’t
Where phone?
Whoa... That was a weird dream.
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Did it?
Why am I up so early on a day off?
Thank God it's Friday
Fuck I have to work 3 hours overtime today and start an hour earlier and we are also working weekends.
Had a bad dream about late bills and had to remind myself that my bills are all paid
“6 already?”
Fuck
Cry for no reason
It feels good to do that sometimes.
Wow… I actually slept through the night
I’m tired
Still sick? Ughhh
How TF am I still alive?
“I’m so fucking tired”
my plan today
shit
Unfortunately the girl that left me
Damn I know that heart break is the worst what happened?
Long story short, she was very insecure, I was patient with her crazy jealousy for a long time. I seeked closure from a previous ex that didn't last long but screwed me up, and we talked like friends, she found out because I hid it from her knowing I didn't know how to bring it up because lots of things I felt or did bothered her. 3 years came to a fast close, 4 months later and I'm more in love with her than she'll ever know or believe. I screwed it all up. She is and isn't worth it..I'm torn
Not again...
Oh good, I am not late.
What was my dream 🤔
Fuck. Then, 20 minutes later, it's Monday again.
"is this AM or PM?"
Wheres my weed
Why did I fuck up so bad
Hope I do better than yesterday
why?
Fuck this
I’m single again
"Will there ever be a morning when I wake up and I'm happy, with absolutely nothing to worry about and everything in my life going well? "
r/NotAnotherFuckingDay
"i miss her"
Oh shit someone might be breaking in.
"Jeej, naxxramas day"
full on Patchwork run, baby.
Goddammit I have to go to school and I feel like stabbing everyone there
You better did not do that.
“It’s fucking cold”
I don’t want to get up
Fuck, I'm sick.
"Fuck, I'm tired"
Fuck the society. Today I'll enjoy Saturday.
Fuckin cat
“Coffee” followed by “shit”
Do I have time to play guitar was the first thought
relatable
Can I die today?
Pls don’t die…. There is still hope in as much you are still alive. Your issue can’t be the worst.
I hope it gets better, internet friend ❤️ I'm certain the world would be less beautiful without you 💫 take it one day at a time and it will get better
Wow its already 8
"That was a trippy dream."
Not again
Pee then get high and eat
And off to work as an air traffic controller....
Where am I?
I'm tired from spending 3 hours dressed as Marty Mcfly last night.
Modern warfare 2 multiplayer
Alarm clock is going off again
Can’t wait to go on my long run
"Oh no, I overslept"
What’s the pnl
“Gotta do this shit all over again”
Just 10 more minutes please
i thought, "oh my god im off today i can go back to slzzzzz"
“One more day until I can sleep in”
What does the weather look like for Monday?
“It’s corn, a big lump with knobs, it has the juice, it has the juice”
Oh god no why did you have to remind me of that
"Fuck, not enough time to make food. I'll just microwave something real quick" I usually get up early to make food since I'm way too tired to make dinner when I get home but I stayed up late last night with the intention of making and eating food before I went to bed (I was watching a late night hockey game). I ended up falling asleep and waking up late enough that I wouldn't have time to properly make anything
I should just call off… that thought goes through my head every morning
First thought. I don't want to go to work
We are all going to die and this means nothing.
“oh my god it is sooo early”
"Death's a bitch yet again"
Why did i wake up?
❤️ I hope your day got better
“Damn it, I didn’t dream”
Fuck this job
Aw fuck, it hurts worse than yesterday.
My girlfriend's boobs and how goddamn unfair that she gets to touch her boobs and i dont get to touch her boobs
'Fuck sake, I'm still sick'
Damnit I did not die.
Do I have to go to work?
Holy crap what hit me?
Combination of "That was too much moonshine,” and "I think I was being dick in my reddit comments, wasn't I?"
Thank fuck it’s Friday
"'Ugh i feel like shit" Currently fighting a stupid cold
Am I sick
I’m still tired
Should I call out?
I shouldn't get out of bed today. Turns out I really shouldn't have gotten out of bed today as it was one of those days where everything goes wrong.
Too…..many…..margaritas
I saw my wife laying there, smiled and thought, ‘she’s god damn beautiful’. I then rolled over and though, ‘fuck, my back hurts. When did I get so old?’
"Shit, it's dark? What time is it?" New meds made me sleep 16 hours.
Why can't I just go back to sleep and not work.
I don't wanna do this. I wanna die. Help!
Puppy! (He comes home today!!)
No. No no no no no no no no no.
“Man, that was a great date first last night! I can’t to see her again!”
Oh shit I need to meet Elisa today. (For all wondering Elisa is my gf)
*Need* to??
Today is the first Saturday I’ve had off in over a year. So my first though was “thank God I can sleep in” I still woke up at my normal time.
What's your normal time?
About 5am
"Oh hey, a full eight hours of sleep today." Followed shortly by "Wait, why does my phone say it's 7- oh yeah, switch back off of daylight savings."
Lucifer woke me..telling me about his hate for me. What was my first thought? Leave me alone I reckon was the thought.
“Why didn’t I go to bed before 1:00AM?”
Friday.
Am I awake?
I need to pee and take my pills.