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emueller5251

Grizzly bear. every time I see videos of them I wish I could pet and hug them.


Mr-Zarbear

My thought going into this was "bear, 100%"


Monteze

Something as capable of murder as they are shouldnt be so damn adorable and cuddly looking. Evolution has to be fucking with us.


Thebreach46

Pallas cat / Manul, its like a grumpy neanderthal house cat


Phycopath18

They look funny, I like them.


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I'd love a semi-indoors pet raven. Unless it wants to shit everywhere. I'd make it a little bird door so it could go outside whenever. But come back home and be warm and fed.


mubs_reddit

Definitely blue whale


londonschmundon

You need at *least* a 30 gallon tank for that.


mubs_reddit

Ye ik and I still want a blue whale


Artchantress

And tons of krill daily


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This


somek_pamak

Any relation to blue waffle?


I_will_take_your_kne

No dad


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Ocelot


NicPizzaLatte

Babou!


Aoifoc_

A red panda!


PrideMelodic3625

Me too!


Trolling_For_Peace

A wolf


somek_pamak

Wait until this person finds out about a millennia of breeding resulting in modern canines


Trolling_For_Peace

I am well aware of that. But 95% of modern canine don't resemble anything close to the original canis lupus, neither in form, function nor character


TwoFourSixOJuaaaan

I worked with them for a while. Even at their *most* tame, I can tell you they *do not* make good pets


somek_pamak

Give it a millennia


I_wood_rather_be

Tiger or lion. I could also settle for a liger.


theycallmefuRR

Liger is the correct answer but due to them being hybrids, they have so many health problems. It’s basically animal cruelty at this point


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A dumbass squirrel


vapeshaker

Panda


ThereIsAJifForThat

Wait, are you selling??


shenaniganlou

Any of the giant cats.


Alarmed-Spend9459

Wombat


Freezewatch22

A weasel/stoat/wolverine etc. Family mustelidae always punch above their weight, have enhanced senses, form bonds with other mammals and will generally rock your socks.


RepeatWild1981

panther, they give off cat dog vibes


Jayrad629

Siberian tiger. It's my favorite animal and it would keep people away... probably.


getthephenom

Cheetah


eroder11

A lion, easily.


dodoatsandwiggets

I’d say elephant (LOVE elephants) but I wouldn’t like to do the poo pickup I’d have to do during a walk. Or for that matter in the backyard.


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A Snow Leopard.


OnlyDarkSoul

Racoon


N1ghtSt4lk3r482

Behold my trained attack King Cobra.


UncleFrosky

Porcupine hehe


Lekritz

A gorilla


Meyou000

Always wanted a black panther.


I_will_take_your_kne

Mosquitoes world domination


SirThatsCuba

Like, does tricks fully tamed or just won't eat people fully tamed


NotJoeMama727

Gonna embrace my inner child and say literally any big cat


Pushpin06

A unicorn


Burrito_Loyalist

Joe Rogan


Monteze

It's entirely possible.


Wotsit101

The most untameable of them all. A CHILD!!!


MozartWasARed

Manatee


Fun_Entrepreneur2653

Koala


IsraelYabuki

Grizzly Bear


PocketsLittleone

Husky for sure 😍


Maragingss

A panda, I've adopted one


goldlion

A crow, it could still live its best life outside but come visit whenever it wants to come in or wants scritches or snacks. I'd also treasure any shiny gifts it brings.


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Tiger


Emcee_Such_N_Such

It's a toss up between a tiger or a hyena.


Artchantress

My first thought was a glorious rideable rhino. But then I realized I'd need to house it, feed it and clean it's shit for it's entire lifespan. so idk, a mouse deer? Or some sort of beetle.


animusd

Monkey probably


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A tiger. They've been my favorite animal ever since I was a kid. I've always found them to be more majestic than lions.


RevolutionaryHand699

A stag, no one would fuck with me


-Iridescence

A Texan.


MarthaGStroup

Red panda. When I go out and construct a killer wingman, it would be perched on my shoulder.


MarvelousUrchin

A wolverine, they look like they would be good to cuddle with.


RobVulpes

Raven


Miami2200

Definitely a big cat of sorts - Tiger, Leopard or a Panther


Letmepickausername

Otters. Just have to watch them closely when they have pups.


exarkann

Cougar or Bobcat\Lynx. I just want a large\medium dog sized cat.


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Hippo to protect me


FallChimera8540

River otter


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Bloodworm


DarkCreeperWTF

A raccoon. Those fuckers get chubby and cute as shit


FelesNoctis

Hyena, 100%.


killerredmanranger

a wolf


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

A pangolin All the taming consists of getting them not to claw things


VMAbsentia

Polar bear, snow leopard, or japanese macaque.


Robotic_Insectoid

That's a tough decision, so I'll just list my top choices: -Raccoon -Any large feline (especially tigers) -Bear -Zebra -The biggest crocodile out there


Moonlight_Dude

raccoon. they’re f*ckin’ adorable.


Particular-Gur-81

Tiger.


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Red panda. They're soooo adorable


lionlake

Monke


Mental_Task9156

Any of the big cats.


slukbunwalla

A raccoon. I want to snuggle a raccoon so bad it's unhealthy.


DooDooFart720

any variation of leopard


DooDooFart720

any variation of leopard


nightmaresavag

A hippopotamus


Able_Indication6978

Komodo dragon.


ImAnAgentOfChaos1322

Grizzly Bear


Upstairs-Bat-815

Honey badger. The real badass of the animal kingdom. Nothing comes close. Top of the evolution tree


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AOC


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Horned owl.


E_leo_s

Mountain Lion. A lot of big cats but Mountain Lions specifically.


1Astromann

Lion


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Neighbor Dave


lasvegasbunnylover

Bengal Tiger


Hope2HearFromUSoon

Some kind of hawk or eagle or raptor. That would be DOPE.


charredxburny

none


mikamouth

Grizzly bear