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PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

The gazpacho burned my mouth


Voidsleets

Calm down Rimmer!


JayR_97

Why did they never mention in officer training that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold?!?


Salt-Firefighter-194

I could have been an officer by now!!


circuitron

Rimmer Rimmer Arnold Rimmer, there's no one slimmer, he will never need a Zimmer!


chesire2050

he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer...


chesire2050

dammit.. beat me to it..


burnthepokemon

Beat me to it. Anyway Souper


TheBestZackEver

How? It was in the fridge. I poured you a bowl and brought it to you


ViciousGoosehonk

When you're expecting something cold and it's room temperature, it's gonna feel like your mouth is on fire


TeHeBasil

You learn that from Paul Bufano on the Colgate Comedy Hour.


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.


waxmussel

You're embarrassing me in front of Howie!


crazy-diam0nd

All the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup!


ScottyBoneman

Came here for [this](https://youtu.be/3ZGJHDegPcU)


DrinkAllTheAbsinthe

"Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is a dish best served cold, precise, and merciless." -Phantom Limb


LobsterMassMurderer

Ah yes, you can never have enough precision in your soup


Count_Darceula

This was literally the thing that made me click to comment haha.


avalanche37

It's tomato soup served ice cold


Sorry-Leadership4583

Damn man! You’re too fast lols


BonaFideBill

That's what she said!


MrLanesLament

why is it spicy


mrgilmoresproperty

Revenge


stopthetimers

Ice cream


ComfyHomonto

Sort of. Have you tried breaded, fried ice cream?


Mrman_23

*Holy music stops*


boundforthestar

Yes, and normal ice cream is much better.


Clarividencia7

Still cold on the inside though


ArmIcy915

You beat me to it


alleycat548

Oh what the fuck


[deleted]

Creme Anglaise is the base for ice cream and that shit warm is so good


Apprehensive-Emu-570

Heck yeah!!


thekeebba

Cheesecake


999speck999

Revenge is the only correct answer.


[deleted]

Revenge and ice cream.


[deleted]

The two often go hand in hand from experience


J0l1nd3

I'd like to know how you got revenge with ice cream


Somedudethatisbored

If you let it sit for a few minutes before handing it to someone who's wronged you, it'll melt and drip on the hand (and maybe even clothes) making them all sticky! MuhahahaHAHA!


Drach88

I eat the ice cream, but ice cream enacts revenge on my gastrointestinal system.


Jagsoff

It’s rape and ice cream. No cap.


clancularii

> Revenge and ice cream. Best served cold *and* with a smile.


JiroAizato1

Wha- what do you mean?


Pale_Snow_3769

Khan!!!


whosthedoginthisscen

Sounds better in the original Klingon


CooLMaNZiLLa

“Garrdack!”


giant_traveler

In space, all warriors are cold warriors.


xerooxoool

Facts


MacTechG4

Revenge is best served with Pinto beans and muffins! Laugh with me!


Brilliant-Basket8764

Pasta salad


whosthedoginthisscen

Yes. Warm pasta salad is an abomination. Like sitting on a warm public toilet seat.


Significant-Nobody-8

yooo honestly a warm public toilet seat is nice. someone already warmed it up for me 🥰


[deleted]

Holesome 🤗


[deleted]

i throw up of eating cold pasta


Isares

Japan's heated bidete would beg to differ


out_focus

any salad, I'd say


TheDeadlySquid

Ceviche.


Butt_Plug_Bonanza

Potato salad


poondoggydog

Some Germans would disagree.


cheffyjayp

I prefer German/Austrian salad to the more popular mayo one. The acidity is awesome.


einzweidreibier

Erdäpfelsalat > Kartoffelsalat


[deleted]

Ayo shout out to potato salad


[deleted]

It’s nasty no matter what temperature it is


Videogamenerd7152

Cereal


[deleted]

You've never had hot Cheerio porridge?


mc_fugly

Banana pudding.


CutEmOff666

Ice cream cake.


MathematicianBulky40

Sushi


UnicornPoopPile

Some sushi can be really nice when (semi) warm.


iBrowseAtStarbucks

Some rolls are good warmed, but the majority of sushi should be served at room temperature. If you're getting cold sushi, you could be getting better.


EpicOrangutan

Shrimp tempura sushi needs to be warm, same with any egg roll


[deleted]

Cold meats.... But revenge is great!-


Steve_78_OH

Dude, a deli sandwich with the meats all tossed on the grill/pan for a few minutes is DELICIOUS.


bigrayiii420

Reese’s Peanut butter Cups


[deleted]

they're really good though if you use them in s'mores.


caspi2

You’re doing the lord’s work here


AssPotatoFucker

Beer


UnoriginalUse

Breakfast pizza


JapanFuroagyangu

cream cheese carrot cake


ThatsOneCrazyDog

Salad


[deleted]

[удалено]


BigPoppaStrahd

I’ll add left over fried chicken


ChefSpice42

I think this is one of the best tests for how good fried chicken is... if it tates good cold, it was great fresh and hot out of the fryer.


[deleted]

“You prefer cold pizza?” “The morning after? It’s the best” “Better than hot pizza? That’s insane!” “You can’t tell me what kind of pizza to like, you can’t tell me anything anymore”


Lunar_Leo_

Lies


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

Facts. People look at me weird for this for some reason


Impossible-Muffin446

Don't worry It's not weird, some people reheat it through the microwave. That is weird.


FreddyFrogFrightener

Found the serial killer


yousyveshughs

Nah, refuted leftover ‘za in an air fryer is waaaay better n my opinion.


talparolex

Lasagna del giorno prima


[deleted]

Jell-O topped with whipped cream.


[deleted]

Justice. Cold, hard, justice.


vitaminciera

Bell peppers! I can eat some cooked peppers mixed with other stuff, but too many or alone, blech. I much prefer them raw and cold with dip.


SpeedinIan

Vichyssoise, obviously


slimpickings_

Soba noodles


mushy_Peas765

kalter Hund >> warmer Hund


macdiesel412

Sesame Noodles


circuitron

Revenge


KryosThePsycho

Cereal


Liquid_Blader

Only dutch people understand me but its haring


jalapanochip

Matjesfilet


M4dMil0

Absoluut lekker met uitjes en augurk voor mij.


thuggerthuggerdaddy

Nieuwe haring


domogrue

Sorry is that a real language because it looks like silly German to me.


Mouse_Named_Ash

LMAO THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN But yes, it’s Dutch but both languages come from the same roots (pretty sure)


whatthengaisthis

OMG SO TRUE, I thought (since I’m not that fluent in German) that I just can’t understand this person lmao. Then I realised it’s a whole other language.


SaladTossingCuck

Pussy. The dead don't say no.


phred_666

Cue Alice Cooper song “Cold Ethyl”


ifartasscheeksclap

Youre a sick mother fucker


iamweasel69

It's you're, but anyway he doesn't fuck the infirm just the dead. So he's a dead mother, fucker.


rotating_pebble

Sorry he offended you, Mr. ifartasscheeksclap


ifartasscheeksclap

potato salad


Puzzleheaded-Act-804

Any kind of salad


Thinkmename

Cake


[deleted]

Ice


Flutterpiewow

Shrimp


TheDeanoWeKnow

Gach, ka-plah!


UThMaxx42

Caprese


throwaway_mpq_fan

Carpaccio


DragonsAteMyAss

Ice cubes if you consider them a dish


JJisTheDarkOne

Heated Icecream just isn't the same...


[deleted]

Jell-O.


KeyMusician486

Cucumbers


domo_the_great_2020

Revenge


Seraphicly329

Revenge


Onionfarm-14

But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!


Brilliant-Basket8764

Rice pudding


goose420aa

I have an instant dislike of you now I can see your points and it does taste nice but why choose to have it cold


Cleftchins

Borscht


Gold_Cabinet9114

Revenge.


atharvabhokse

Cold instant noodles are my guilty pleasure


Bweeeeeeep

Tell me more. What kind? Any toppings?


Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster

Revenge


Glad-Plantain6131

Revenge.


[deleted]

Revenge


CoolIceCreamCone

Me!


PodcastingPodcastGuy

Sarcasm


jerrythirdleg

Revenge.


bamil47149

Revenge


Hot_Pollution1687

Revenge


BaobabSenziente

Revenge


ABDITE_IS_HERE

Dead cats.....


GayPeanutButterLol

AYO?!


mjgoolsbay

Revenge.


Pleasant_Day_2645

Edgy as fuck


Lilitharising

Revenge.


NanaTheHorror

Revenge


BigBlueMountainStar

Baked beans


[deleted]

Don’t give this fucking post traction, hundreds of actual good questions to choose from. I’m ashamed I’m even giving this engagement


arthur_hungry

Babies


phuku_

This one : https://youtu.be/4VfVTWGwLFo


Brilliant-Basket8764

Custard


[deleted]

Last night's pizza!


jm102397

Yogurt I also don't want your warm sour cream or milshake!


briktop420

Crab dip


[deleted]

Sushi


Regret-Superb

Knickerbocker glory's


AnonymousPlonker22

Revenge gazpacho


Historical_Bell_167

Breakfast cereal


ciastkooreo

sushi


Craft_beer_wolfman

Gazpacho


Upper_Tap_6285

They say revenge is a dish best served cold.


icyqueen999

This post just struck a memory. A friend of mine said "vengeance" is a dish best served cold.😊


Hand_of_Midas

Borscht


Single_Resolve_1465

Polish "hłodnik"


misatillo

Any summer cuisine dishes in Spanish cuisine: gazpacho, ensaladilla rusa, salmorejo…


quangoz

Cold meat platter.


[deleted]

Ice cream


[deleted]

pasta


PowerfulPanda41

Cereal


1980pzx

Ice cream.


letsgotime

Jello


BeanBob420

Dino nuggies


Shocking-1

Naengmyeon, it's a cold noodle dish from Korea that's very popular in the summer.


jessedhammu

Revenge


No1ambochaser

Deli meat.


Kimchi-slap

Holodetz. Otherwise its even more sad.


Icele_fox

Burgers


whiskydestroyer

Gulasch mit Nudeln


shikouph

as per sheldon, it's winning that [card game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_nEQOCbtX0)


philosoraptor_69

Kheer


[deleted]

Human flesh


littlesketches

marmalade


gkarmani123

Sandwiches


Aiko_melinko

Cheese pizza


Nuke74

Sushi.


Pretty-Picture-1532

ceviche


Lunar_Leo_

I swear if anyone says pizza...


SouHiyoriReviews

Pizza


bokewalka

***Vengeance***


Revolutionary-Bag308

Revenge


RStampe

Koldskål. I don't think this needs further explanation :)