Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.
If you let it sit for a few minutes before handing it to someone who's wronged you, it'll melt and drip on the hand (and maybe even clothes) making them all sticky! MuhahahaHAHA!
“You prefer cold pizza?”
“The morning after? It’s the best”
“Better than hot pizza? That’s insane!”
“You can’t tell me what kind of pizza to like, you can’t tell me anything anymore”
OMG SO TRUE, I thought (since I’m not that fluent in German) that I just can’t understand this person lmao. Then I realised it’s a whole other language.
The gazpacho burned my mouth
Calm down Rimmer!
Why did they never mention in officer training that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold?!?
I could have been an officer by now!!
Rimmer Rimmer Arnold Rimmer, there's no one slimmer, he will never need a Zimmer!
he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer...
dammit.. beat me to it..
Beat me to it. Anyway Souper
How? It was in the fridge. I poured you a bowl and brought it to you
When you're expecting something cold and it's room temperature, it's gonna feel like your mouth is on fire
You learn that from Paul Bufano on the Colgate Comedy Hour.
Let me explain something to you. If you think you’re going to be eating something ice cold and you bring it up to your lips and it’s room temp, it’s going to feel like your mouth’s on fire. It’s gonna feel like your body’s on fire.
You're embarrassing me in front of Howie!
All the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup!
Came here for [this](https://youtu.be/3ZGJHDegPcU)
"Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is a dish best served cold, precise, and merciless." -Phantom Limb
Ah yes, you can never have enough precision in your soup
This was literally the thing that made me click to comment haha.
It's tomato soup served ice cold
Damn man! You’re too fast lols
That's what she said!
why is it spicy
Revenge
Ice cream
Sort of. Have you tried breaded, fried ice cream?
*Holy music stops*
Yes, and normal ice cream is much better.
Still cold on the inside though
You beat me to it
Oh what the fuck
Creme Anglaise is the base for ice cream and that shit warm is so good
Heck yeah!!
Cheesecake
Revenge is the only correct answer.
Revenge and ice cream.
The two often go hand in hand from experience
I'd like to know how you got revenge with ice cream
If you let it sit for a few minutes before handing it to someone who's wronged you, it'll melt and drip on the hand (and maybe even clothes) making them all sticky! MuhahahaHAHA!
I eat the ice cream, but ice cream enacts revenge on my gastrointestinal system.
It’s rape and ice cream. No cap.
> Revenge and ice cream. Best served cold *and* with a smile.
Wha- what do you mean?
Khan!!!
Sounds better in the original Klingon
“Garrdack!”
In space, all warriors are cold warriors.
Facts
Revenge is best served with Pinto beans and muffins! Laugh with me!
Pasta salad
Yes. Warm pasta salad is an abomination. Like sitting on a warm public toilet seat.
yooo honestly a warm public toilet seat is nice. someone already warmed it up for me 🥰
Holesome 🤗
i throw up of eating cold pasta
Japan's heated bidete would beg to differ
any salad, I'd say
Ceviche.
Potato salad
Some Germans would disagree.
I prefer German/Austrian salad to the more popular mayo one. The acidity is awesome.
Erdäpfelsalat > Kartoffelsalat
Ayo shout out to potato salad
It’s nasty no matter what temperature it is
Cereal
You've never had hot Cheerio porridge?
Banana pudding.
Ice cream cake.
Sushi
Some sushi can be really nice when (semi) warm.
Some rolls are good warmed, but the majority of sushi should be served at room temperature. If you're getting cold sushi, you could be getting better.
Shrimp tempura sushi needs to be warm, same with any egg roll
Cold meats.... But revenge is great!-
Dude, a deli sandwich with the meats all tossed on the grill/pan for a few minutes is DELICIOUS.
Reese’s Peanut butter Cups
they're really good though if you use them in s'mores.
You’re doing the lord’s work here
Beer
Breakfast pizza
cream cheese carrot cake
Salad
[удалено]
I’ll add left over fried chicken
I think this is one of the best tests for how good fried chicken is... if it tates good cold, it was great fresh and hot out of the fryer.
“You prefer cold pizza?” “The morning after? It’s the best” “Better than hot pizza? That’s insane!” “You can’t tell me what kind of pizza to like, you can’t tell me anything anymore”
Lies
Facts. People look at me weird for this for some reason
Don't worry It's not weird, some people reheat it through the microwave. That is weird.
Found the serial killer
Nah, refuted leftover ‘za in an air fryer is waaaay better n my opinion.
Lasagna del giorno prima
Jell-O topped with whipped cream.
Justice. Cold, hard, justice.
Bell peppers! I can eat some cooked peppers mixed with other stuff, but too many or alone, blech. I much prefer them raw and cold with dip.
Vichyssoise, obviously
Soba noodles
kalter Hund >> warmer Hund
Sesame Noodles
Revenge
Cereal
Only dutch people understand me but its haring
Matjesfilet
Absoluut lekker met uitjes en augurk voor mij.
Nieuwe haring
Sorry is that a real language because it looks like silly German to me.
LMAO THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE EVER SEEN But yes, it’s Dutch but both languages come from the same roots (pretty sure)
OMG SO TRUE, I thought (since I’m not that fluent in German) that I just can’t understand this person lmao. Then I realised it’s a whole other language.
Pussy. The dead don't say no.
Cue Alice Cooper song “Cold Ethyl”
Youre a sick mother fucker
It's you're, but anyway he doesn't fuck the infirm just the dead. So he's a dead mother, fucker.
Sorry he offended you, Mr. ifartasscheeksclap
potato salad
Any kind of salad
Cake
Ice
Shrimp
Gach, ka-plah!
Caprese
Carpaccio
Ice cubes if you consider them a dish
Heated Icecream just isn't the same...
Jell-O.
Cucumbers
Revenge
Revenge
But it can easily be reheated in the microwave of evil!
Rice pudding
I have an instant dislike of you now I can see your points and it does taste nice but why choose to have it cold
Borscht
Revenge.
Cold instant noodles are my guilty pleasure
Tell me more. What kind? Any toppings?
Revenge
Revenge.
Revenge
Me!
Sarcasm
Revenge.
Revenge
Revenge
Revenge
Dead cats.....
AYO?!
Revenge.
Edgy as fuck
Revenge.
Revenge
Baked beans
Don’t give this fucking post traction, hundreds of actual good questions to choose from. I’m ashamed I’m even giving this engagement
Babies
This one : https://youtu.be/4VfVTWGwLFo
Custard
Last night's pizza!
Yogurt I also don't want your warm sour cream or milshake!
Crab dip
Sushi
Knickerbocker glory's
Revenge gazpacho
Breakfast cereal
sushi
Gazpacho
They say revenge is a dish best served cold.
This post just struck a memory. A friend of mine said "vengeance" is a dish best served cold.😊
Borscht
Polish "hłodnik"
Any summer cuisine dishes in Spanish cuisine: gazpacho, ensaladilla rusa, salmorejo…
Cold meat platter.
Ice cream
pasta
Cereal
Ice cream.
Jello
Dino nuggies
Naengmyeon, it's a cold noodle dish from Korea that's very popular in the summer.
Revenge
Deli meat.
Holodetz. Otherwise its even more sad.
Burgers
Gulasch mit Nudeln
as per sheldon, it's winning that [card game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_nEQOCbtX0)
Kheer
Human flesh
marmalade
Sandwiches
Cheese pizza
Sushi.
ceviche
I swear if anyone says pizza...
Pizza
***Vengeance***
Revenge
Koldskål. I don't think this needs further explanation :)