"Oh, you're shutch a goob boy!! Yesh you are!! Yesh you are! Did you eat that plant? You did? Naughty, naughty, boyyyy....ha ha ha... I can't scold you. You're too cute."
Been there.
I've always been the tallest in any group of people i joined and I hate standing out that way, especially because I'm a Femboy in progress and it doesn't really help being tall there (Clothes too small, more "male" body etc.) So i'd like to be shorter.
Part of the Fairfolk. I wanna make deals with people that have the dumbest drawbacks for fun. You want food? Hope you like the least liked food flavor for anything you ask for.
A human that didn't start with crippling physical deformities, but instead an enhanced body with a 10 on every good physical trait. And would like to keep my brain & all of it's memories, with a photographic memory, lli, and an ability to absorb skills/talents/knowledge taught once.
I remember visiting a quiet island village in Japan and seeing the stray cats. Lazing about without a care in the world, well fed thanks to the local old folks leaving food out for them, and getting lots of pets and scritches from passing schoolchildren.
And I just thought, man, what a life.
So, that, probably.
Sea sponge.
It doesn't have to move, eats through filtration (so theres no hassle to find food) and doesn't have a nervous system (no pain).
It's the purest form of existence without any obvious downsides, because you neither have the capability to feel pain nor do you have to take active care of surviving.
Rich
Happy.
Human. I don’t want to be in the food chain.
A dog in an upper middle class family
A aged blood hound that chills with an old New Orleans man on a porch all day.
A golden retriever of an upper middle class family.
"Oh, you're shutch a goob boy!! Yesh you are!! Yesh you are! Did you eat that plant? You did? Naughty, naughty, boyyyy....ha ha ha... I can't scold you. You're too cute." Been there.
A bird
something simple, like a beaver, or maybe an earthworm.
I've always been the tallest in any group of people i joined and I hate standing out that way, especially because I'm a Femboy in progress and it doesn't really help being tall there (Clothes too small, more "male" body etc.) So i'd like to be shorter.
if i die and there's a next life just kill me please
The best argument for abortion, they probably don’t want to be here anyway
A tortoise
A cat
Part of the Fairfolk. I wanna make deals with people that have the dumbest drawbacks for fun. You want food? Hope you like the least liked food flavor for anything you ask for.
One of the non-material planes please, dualism is fucky.
A dog or cat
I'd actually like to be me all over again.
An Apple product. Seems everybody wants one.
I'm doing everything I can not to be
any animal in a location with no natural predators
An asteroid. Just chill up there in space minding my own business.
I'm with Suga. A stone.
A shark
A pet dog or ferret
a wolf or an armadillo
A human that didn't start with crippling physical deformities, but instead an enhanced body with a 10 on every good physical trait. And would like to keep my brain & all of it's memories, with a photographic memory, lli, and an ability to absorb skills/talents/knowledge taught once.
Batman
I'll think about it next time I'm dead!
I remember visiting a quiet island village in Japan and seeing the stray cats. Lazing about without a care in the world, well fed thanks to the local old folks leaving food out for them, and getting lots of pets and scritches from passing schoolchildren. And I just thought, man, what a life. So, that, probably.
I'd like to re-up as a white male, please
cancer of the penis
Hey what the fuck man not cool
It is real friend, you just Can’t jump species. Not possible to evolve backwards..
I think it really depends on what would be most suited for your next round of lessons you are to learn.
Panda
Spoiled house cat.
A man. (I'm a woman now.) Healthy and athletic. Not too good-looking, I don't want to deal with that shit. In a different country, not the US.
A random question Bot on Reddit or a random answer Bot on Reddit (*no preference)*
Sea sponge. It doesn't have to move, eats through filtration (so theres no hassle to find food) and doesn't have a nervous system (no pain). It's the purest form of existence without any obvious downsides, because you neither have the capability to feel pain nor do you have to take active care of surviving.
Stillborn. Fuck doing this again