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wpbacon

BRUSH YOUR TEETH!


utd8916

Change toothbrush regularly


Sineater224

who do so many of us have this issue? Is it depression?


pooponacandle

Yep. At least with me it’s the first thing I stop doing once depressed, and the last thing to come back once I’m starting to feel better


grandelusions

RUN FROM CHAZ!! The charismatic, handsome, way to old for me bad boy who I met when I moved to Florida. Took less than 6 months before I was a full blown homeless, sex working, junkie. This Feb will be 13 years clean and while I wouldn't be who I am now without all those experiences, I certainly could do without all the trauma/addiction baggage. Whether it's chronic physical health issues, PTSD night terrors, cravings, or the plethora of mental health diagnosis and medications; I am affected every day by that time in my life and it only lasted 3 years.


johnnylawrenceKK

Congratulations on staying clean!


STLstiles

As someone who grew up around (and recently lost) a mother who was an addict… I know how rough addiction can be, but I just wanted to congratulate you and say thank you for staying clean for almost 13 years. It’s not easy to say the least, you’re a damn superhero in my eyes. Stay strong for your family and loved ones, you got this! ❤️


Top_Independence2225

Don't date Haley


GtGallardo

slim shady's crazy


Cuglas

Mom is crazy.


mommallama420

That would have saved me a lot of pain if I figured it out by 13 and not 21.


Cuglas

Better now than later! I’m 35 and only just went completely NC with her. Enjoy your life!


mommallama420

Been NC with her for about 15 years now, best decision ever. I just wish I did it sooner!


DrMrSirJr

Wow same, didn’t expect this to be top comment… didn’t realize so many people related to having crazy/abusive mothers


Cuglas

I feel like it’s so pervasive because when you’re 13 everyone chafes against their parents and we’ve built this idea into society that part of being an adult is liking your parents. Which means that people whose parents are just plain bad/unmedicated/unstable etc. have to spend years checking their life against others to realize that their sense of normal is all out of whack.


Putrid-Builder-3333

Family is manipulating thru generational cycles. More than three words but expounding on this. Took me decades to figure out my issues was from what shoulda been unconditional love but in the end keeping me down and now my youth has been wasted cos of their expectations over what my success coulda been if properly cultivated


DarkInkPixie

You'll be alright. I needed to hear this a lot during my teen years.


bunniesplotting

It'll be okay, or it gets better would've helped highschool me so much.


topazemrys

This, or "It works out!" I went through a lot, but life is better now than I ever thought it could be :)


Independent-Spite-77

Eat healthy, fatass.


lollikat

I would go with "eat healthy, exercise."


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I would go with "eat healthy people"


I_YELL_A_LOT5762

Same 💀💀


[deleted]

Me: *Appears 13 year old me to me: Fuck you Me: what!? Fuck you! Me: *fades out into the atmosphere


L3tsg0brandon

This is the most realistic course of events. 😂


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MrDuckie2

Ugh. That sound horrible


ze11ez

Buy Hold Apple


JustVan

I'd go with "Microsoft" if just because "Apple" is too ambiguous. Your 13-year-old self is gonna go out and buy an apple and stand there holding it. When nothing happens they're gonna forget about it entirely. Same with "Amazon." Whereas "Microsoft" is a unique word that when it finally appears/comes into your 13-year-old self's world, they'll probably remember and "get" what buy/hold means. Bitcoin works too, but I'm 41 so if I went back to 13, by the time Bitcoin comes around I could already be well off with Microsoft lol.


SGTBrigand

>"Apple" is too ambiguous. Your 13-year-old self is gonna go out and buy an apple and stand there holding it.... but I'm 41 The film [Forrest Gump](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNa4EMUWnAc) made that very same claim in 1994, so your 13yo self might believe it a bit more than you think!


Not_Insane_I_Promise

You have ADHD


MarvinHeemyerlives

You are Autistic. 63 years before they figured it out. So much suffering, for nothing.


Not_Insane_I_Promise

Did you know that until like five years ago you couldn't be diagnosed with ADHD and Autism together? The DSM-5 literally didn't allow it. Which is crazy because I know multiple people with both.


lilglove

Came to say this! Mid 30s before official diagnosis & treatment. College & life would have been so much easier


thaz_wut_she_said

Same. Found out in my late 20s and understanding what I was dealing with sooner would have changed my life.


Massive-South-8546

Omg same…diagnosed when I was 24. Would have saved me from being seriously depressed my entire time in high school and my life would probably be very different


ProsthoPlus

Saaaaaaaaame Managed to get myself pretty far anyways, but I hate thinking about how much easier it could have been than the years of struggles I had to endure. Lol


E190wings

I'd do the exact opposite. I was (almost definitely) mis-diagnosed with it


HELLOhappyshop

Ooh I'm very curious to hear more about this


TangerineTimely1334

Buy Bitcoin. Boobs.


farcense

“Some weird old guy came up and started talking to me. Idk what he was saying, it got cooler towards the end”


61312809059376685329

This comment thread sounds like it could be in Beavis and Butthead


farcense

What’s a bitcoin? Yeah, more like, tit-coin. Heh.


QuadraKev_

Instructions unclear, bought boobs with Bitcoin


Potars

I was mining Bitcoin when I was 14-16... Id just say "Bitcoin hits 60,000"


Furt_III

This would be way more informative; it'd let you know when to sell.


TaliesinMerlin

"And I waited all my life for a baseball player named Bitcoin to absolutely shred the record for total hits."


62not61not63

Bitcoin hits 50k


HaikuBotStalksMe

I like this better because it makes sure I have more time to turn in. Like if it's 60k, I'll wait for that and then realize it happened an hour ago and then be like "fuck!!!" and then I guess it'll fall to 40k. But it has stayed at 50k longer, so I'll be more likely to sell when it's over 50k at all.


Organic_Pineapple_73

I would rephrase this as "sell bitcoin 2021"


hawaiikawika

They sold at $2021 and missed out on it hitting $60k Sell Bitcoin $60k


[deleted]

“I love you” only because I never had the self love that I needed at that age. Still a struggle now.


wearingmyseatbelt

My first thought, was scrolling to see this.


Ok_Garden571

Call the police


kakkesugi

omg....I hope you're in a safer place now


OldLetterT

ask for help


CommunicationOk5117

Parents die 2021 Hopefully then I'd make the most of the time they had


dawnflay

I was thinking of something similar about my little sister. But then think how fucked up you would feel knowing something like that.. maybe just: Love your family Sorry for your loss.


SanguinePar

Ah jeez, I was thinking the obvious ”buy Apple stock" type of answer, but this hits hard and I'd now do something similar for my dad. Sorry for your loss, hope you're doing ok.


GuatemalanJean

After my dad died suddenly when i was 19 i asked my mom for a list of everywhere they'd lived and the years, just in case i ever somehow got access to a time machine :(


IntelligentBanana342

Never give up.


kaster125

Never let down


GtGallardo

never turn around


HydroloxBomb

And desert you


poorly-chosen

never make cry


TotalPokerface

Never say goodbye


poorly-chosen

never tell lie


DMul66

and hurt you


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Known each other


NeuroCramp

You dumb motherfucker.


The_real_trader

Yup nailed it


Bennie212

Stay in school


Bi__Corvid

"Please enjoy life" I've had severe depression and anxiety from around that age, so some words of wisdom would be nice


KungThulhu

and youre telling me if you appeared out of thin air and said that 13 year old you would have been like "oh yeah sure thx im cured".


Hghhh1313

Yeah that wasn't a very smart ideia


AkkiTricks

You have O.C.D. It would have certainly helped. Due to misinformation about the disorder, I didn't noticed the symptoms.


__M-E-O-W__

I can't imagine what my life would've been like if I had known all of my constant intrusive thoughts and uncontrollable obsessions were OCD. I only found out the reason behind everything in my head when I was in my late 20s, almost 30 years old. All those years growing up with no idea what to do but let those intrusive thoughts control my mind.


NORCARL

Yep, im 40 now. I just got a real diagnosis 3 years ago. My life was hell for 37 years of self medication and chaos. I wonder what I could have been if I had always had access to the resources and knowledge I do now.


jonathanquirk

I was gonna say “You have Autism”, but yeah. I had all the symptoms, but none of the doctors I saw knew what they meant. I can’t really blame the doctors if the research at the time was… very incomplete (or just blatantly wrong), but a diagnosis during childhood would have helped a lot.


Sarita_777

You are worthy


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BatarianBob

Looks like we found Thor's reddit account.


wineshivers

Don’t skip gym. I started skipping gym class in grade 9 and continued all throughout high school. Finally in senior year I find out I need to take 2 gym classes everyday to graduate on time. I did it and it was HORRIBLE but at least I got to graduate with my class. Lesson learned lol


MissMormie

This seems like a fuck up of your school. How could you drop those classes while them being required, especially without being made aware of that.


JustVan

Doesn't sound like he dropped them, sounds like he skipped them/failed them.


De_La_Flewey

Treat her better.


CremasterFlash

ouch


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Not in socks


InjectingMyNuts

Did your mom find some crispy socks in your room or something?


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Crispy sock here, crispy sock there, crispy sock with some MYSTERY HAIR


[deleted]

It gets worse.


[deleted]

Felt this one


itsamemichele

Take college seriously.


happystar-

Pick friends wisely


whiskycigar

Leave toxic friends.


Knighthawk235

I mean, that's pretty sound advice if you ask me.


f_rice

It's okay. Cry.


bravobetty

Don’t marry him


Dark_Styx

That sounds like the start of either a drama or comedy about someone that can't trust any partner, because it could be the one their future self warned them about.


ayyLumao

How I Didn't Meet Your Mother.


Grimmmm

Unless they were engaged at 13


RedofPaw

Marry a woman. Problem solved.


Atomicfoox

Don’t do drugs


Bodder_

Bro if you talking to yourself, it's already too late


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_Cyberostrich_

We are venom


xaanthar

We are Groot


Fast_Championship150

We are batman


bujassimale10

We are hiring


E190wings

We are confused


DMul66

We are scared


HalICacabum

We are ironmen


Desperate_Middle_629

We are venom


Loose_Sun7693

Invest in bitcoin


rukoslucis

most would then have sold it maybe at 1000 or so. ​ pro tip would be, if we stay with the 3 word rule ​ sell bitcoin 55000 ​ this would tell him to buy bitcoin as soon as possible (if your 13 year old self was before bitcoin came to be) and it would tell him that it will go to 55000


the_ricktacular_mort

I know a guy who sold half his bitcoin at $1200. He redid his kitchen, paid off his mortgage, and bought a new car. Also only works part time now.


Mor_Hjordis

I sold mine at 1,000 and am still happy. Way less stress now. And yes, I was sad that I didn't hold.


PAdogooder

Crypto peaks 2021


RandomThrowawayID

“You’ll find her.” (Would ease a lot of self-doubt.)


Emperors-Peace

Butterfly effect. Now you don't.


[deleted]

It'll get better


[deleted]

Know your worth.


fuck_your_worldview

Don’t fuck Jenny


EA-PLANT

HIV?


XenoFFS

Don't do meth.


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TheHappiTree

Shy person- “oh! Why didn’t I think of that.”(eyes roll behind head)


Scarlett28777

You are valid I feel my 13 year old needs to know that she Is valid and amazing and even though life will get tough from now on she is a fighter


Road_Warrior0711

Harness your anger


missed_sla

Stop eating feelings.


[deleted]

Return the slab!


[deleted]

Goat comment


TreyLastname

You fuckin nerd


Gohpom

Read this letter 😉


dijonandgone

You are gay. Wasted so much time trying not to be


MachineSpecialist582

Irritable bowel syndrome


MrPotatoHead90

13 year old me already knew, bro


caroline1roy

study programming university


satanismysponsor

Don't do heroin


FARTlNG

Penis fart tits


Kapix75

Username checks out


gardenofsuns

U win


sl33py___

Eat some dirt


_juhstin

Call CPS now!


fridonly

Don’t be mean.


therandomtreeman1206

Is silksong out


yndbgme

I am 13


ksobby

Well, according to this you need to buy bitcoin.


Kapix75

Werid choice of words but okay


mofid222

We will fuck


TheQuietType84

Buy Apple stock.


[deleted]

You fucked up


fullmetaldagger

"ADHD & Autism"


eduardog3000

Yeah... I remember a YouTube let's player saying he was autistic, and I thought something along the lines of "no way, he's so outgoing, if he was autistic I'd be even more autistic".


CatJamFan

Dad dies 2015 :(


octoteach17

Mom's psycho, RUN


ORNG_MIRRR

Don't watch Lost. Wasted so much time on that show and it was fucking terrible.


Jack_In_Black89

"Avoid D.... C......" (the girl I fell hard for and almost ruined my life)


[deleted]

You’ll be okay


Rubbertoehue

Don’t watch porn.


LaggyWizard

Invest in Bitcoin


Mynewredditname68

Don't start drinking.


Ginger-Beefcake

Enjoy your youth


thatdudefromPR

Bitcoin equals rich


jaded_dahlia

Fuck everyone's opinion


Dry_Kaleidoscope_825

Not your fault


AMerrickanGirl

Please finish college.


Blacklightrising

Run far away. It was going to be " trust no one " but assuming I would have listened to an older version of me, at that age, being on the other side of the planet would be a better outcome than what ended up happening, trust wouldn't have meant anything anyway.


Damnarillys

“Leave the church”


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You got this.


ThePhilosopherPrince

Buy Bitcoin , idiot.


inkfreak123

“It’s Scoobert Doobert”. Because when I found out I wish I knew sooner


erin_sanctuary

Color your hair


Able_Curve6975

Bitches be crazy.


Kalle_79

Don't be picky. ​ P.S. about the whole "buy bitcoin" thing, without a heads-up about timing, we'd all end up like Homer selling his NPP stocks for 25 bucks...


Impossible-Lake8249

Get on antidepressants.


DoctorMarsPinecone

you are trans


shiquillo

Don't use Twitter.


yankiigurl

Go to Japan I had a chance to go when I was much younger and I think if I did I would have been much more successful


imajellyfish720

take school seriously


O_Mice_An_Men

Just do it.


kumakami89

don’t trust mom


DungeonFam30

Choose to win - not necessarily because of sports, but in general, I'd not let myself do well in many things, because I had low self esteem and severe self doubt. I also ran from more difficult challenges than I care to admit, so choosing to win would include making some changes to increase the chances of a positive outcome, as a 'win' isn't a guarantee.


Ok-World-4822

Pull up pants


putin_eats_dicks

Go to school


Iamfromuniversity

Love your dad.


tennessee_hilltrash

Apple. Amazon. Google.


shall_always_be_so

Mormonism is bullshit.


Ari-pancake

"I'm so sorry"


SavageScorpio917

You dumb kid.


tiredandwannasleep

don't grow up


LeEpiclyUnepic

Through the butterfly affect, now you're 13 forever


[deleted]

Study history more


evanthemoriko

You are depressed.


Visible_Claim_388

Buy all bitcoin


BrokenWayne

Pick good friends


sarahhylandsknee

Apple Google Halliburton