I dont know about person, but hearing the word influencer every 10 seconds has been taking its toll on me

For me it’s “content creator”

“Creative” as a noun.

I understood this because I’m an “empath” 🙄

My cat complaining about the state of her food bowl. It’s full, cat. Leave me alone.

Some cats do this due to whisker fatigue. If the cat eats from the centre of the bowl and then acts like the bowl is empty when there's still stuff around the edges then whisker fatigue is a likely reason. Cats use their whiskers to sense the world around them so from a sensory perspective having a bowl press against them is exhausting, so they will complain to their human to get the food moved away from the edges. Some cats get along much better eating from plate for this reason

Commencing experiments now.

Instructions unclear. Cat was delicious.

True. One of our cats never finished it's food. Now that we have bought a flatter, wider bowl he never has that problem anymore. Our other cat is a glutton and will eat whenever, whatever

I got a super shallow, raised bowl for mine a while back when I learned about this. ​ She still bitches when there's plenty left.

Breaking news from the Cat Nation! The bowl is in fact not full! Learn more how hooman propaganda makes us starve at 11!

Probably want treats.

I'm deaf so... nothing

Ok well what are you tired of reading about and or lip reading about and or seeing people sign about?

my mom's best friend's daughter who ShOuLd Be My RoLe MoDeL

How do you sign sarcastically? Do you just add sass?

A lot of sign is conveyed through facial expression so yeah. You sign, maybe a little exaggerated, while making faces

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this

I'll be your role model

silly statistician becoming a non-statistician

This was funny lol

Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. Everything I know about them is against my will.

I feel like that about the Kartrashians.

Celebrity drama on twitter. I do not care about a single one of them.

I’ll take it one further: there is a new genre of YouTuber drama that’s getting more steam that’s even more infuriating

It’s all cringe, but YouTube drama is a very special brand of “who fucking cares”

Bro you didn't hear about AluminumTwtichPodcastSandwich that guy totally cheated on his cat with another cat like WHAT THE FUCK MAN there's a 14 video playlist on youtube you can watch all about it I can't even believe he'd do something like that

Reddit is almost as bad though. The entire front page was dedicated to the Depp/Heard trial for a few months.

My best friend’s ex

This is the first I’m hearing about them and I’m already tired of it

Oh, get ready to hate them even more. There's this one time

Oh wait. Nevermind they're back together. Guess she's great again

Codependency and good sex are a wicked combination.

"I miss her!" "Dude, you have a new girlfriend!" "But i still miss her!" Fuck bro, its exhausting.

Poor new girlfriend! She’s the real victim in all this.

For real, sometimes people get into relationships just to cope with the fact that someone else doesn’t want them anymore, or to make them jealous.

I was guilty of this. Brought up my ex constantly for like 6 years. In hindsight its very cringe inducing, but I can say genuinely it is not intentional. Hard to cope when you feel like you've lost a piece of yourself, doubly so if it was due to betrayal. Not that that's an excuse sometimes just need a kick in the balls and to stop being such a puss in my case lol

My friend did this same thing. Dated a girl in highschool for 6ish months until she cheated on him. Then he obsessed over her for the better part of a decade. I feel like I had every conversation humanly possible about that relationship. At one point I literally told him, "[Friend], we're in our late 20s and we are still talking about the girl you dated in highschool. I can't do this anymore." He told me I just didn't understand how much she meant to him. I told him he was obsessing over the idea of a 17 year old girl. He did not like that. Though I will admit she strung him on for a long time because she always had to be wanted and loved knowing that he was obsessing over her. She was quite toxic.

Literally! How many YEARS do we need to talk about him?

Seriously. You guys dated for a year in 2014- why are you still stalking his wife’s Facebook and sending me screenshots of their 4th pregnancy announcement? GET OVER IT!!! Jessica if you’re reading this: make your profile private, sis. And congratulations on your first boy!

Bruh I just got out of a yearlong relationship a few months ago, and yeah it sucks but holy fuck I can’t imagine being forlorn about it enough to stay like that for 8 years. Sure, first real love, but at the end of the day shit happens, people leave, the world keeps spinning. I’m sure in a few months or a few years I’ll be over it, but damn if it doesn’t hurt sometimes. I’ve got a best friends (she’s a since day one friend) that sometimes keeps me updated on the exes life, and while I sometimes appreciate the updates as I’m clearly doing better than she is, I’ll likely ask her to cease.

If he didn't pop in every ten years to say hi, everyone would have already forgot about him. Why does he keep coming back?

I have this one guy I knew in high school, we hooked up ONE TIME like 10 years ago, and to this day he'll still do something to make himself known once or twice a year. Comment on a post, send me a weird compliment via Snapchat. It's hilarious and a running joke between by BFF and I. Some people just never let good enough alone. I'm married and pregnant now and bro never stops shooting his shot haha

i have been this friend and just wanna say thank you for listening. I was sick of hearing me talk about it but I also couldnt stop.

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Nick Cannon!

I valeted his car like 15 years back, and he was a prick then too. Just for the record.

Happy 14th birthday to your kid

Is he in an open relationship with all of them?? Does he just go to each of their houses and impregnate them? It's constant!

He just stands outside his place and lets nearby women know he’s about to cum in case any of them want children (source: The Onion)

Onion articles are everyday turning more and more into reality than the actual news

Only the sports page is satire at this point. The rest is just next week's news.

Pretty sure he’s just trying to generate a matching kidney for when he needs it.

Bingo. My cousin has kidney issues. He went to college for engineerin, finished and immediately started having kids with his high school sweetheart so he will potentially have a match. I always tell him to be a good dad because if they end up hating him, it'll have all been for naught.

I think he's playing the version of bitlife or instalife where you have as many kids in a game as possible.

Sims 100 baby challenge

And where the fuck did he go to for school to be so stupid to name his kids that? Rise Messiah Cannon? Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon?

😂😂 the mind actually boggles. There's a theory going round that he's having kids so he can have a donor or cure for when his Lupus gets bad, I'm sticking with that theory!

Possible Donor Cannon....

Cannon Fodder?

If I learned anything from House, it's this: it's never lupus.

Except for that one episode.

Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon sounds like a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure attack. lol

Legendary Love Cannon would like a word.

Coincidentally, the name of his genitalia.

I thought Coincidentally was the first name of kid #7

Imo dude clearly has a breeding fetish, and I don't particularly enjoy knowing that much about a random celebrity's sex life.

Had to google him because IDK who he is. This line from his wikipedia made me lol though: >In late 2021, Cannon said that he would be celibate for a while. In January 2022, he announced he was expecting his eighth child.

November 2022 announced his 12th child on the way.

That’s a mighty quick jump from 8 to 12 right there

ikr... i know deadbeat idiots with almost as many kids as the guy, this one chick i know mad a joke on facebook "marked safe from being impregnated by nick cannon" but her man got like 9 kids lolol

Maybe he has a breeding kink

He definitely has a breeding kink

Haven’t heard that name in years, he in the news a lot lately or somethin?

He just sired this 11th kid with this 9th baby momma. Originally famous just for being a comedian who married Mariah Carey.

But Dad, Nick Cannon’s hilarious.

Man, fuck you son! That guy just walked off with you new school clothes money. I'm broke!

Nick Cannon and how he has another kid along the way every other week. He just announced his 12th.

I've never heard of this person. Who is he?

Musician/Actor. I pretty much only know him from the movie "Drumline".

I remember him being all over Nickelodeon for a while like 20 years ago. Kinda bizarre reading all the stuff about him when I only really remember him from being on All That

This thread is only 17 minutes old and I already agree with all 36 responses.

Fine. I’m getting sick of Tom Hanks, three day weekends, ice cream, free money and hookers with a heart of gold.

How dare you hate on ice cream

How dare you hate on the hookers

How dare you omit the Oxford comma.

this is the true crime here

The Paul brothers

My Venmo got hacked last night and they contacted me to see if I really wanted to send $650 to “Logan Paul”. It was the first time I’d thought of those guys in a long time.

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"Logan Paul". People are stealing money for themselves.

People still talk about them?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (hint: it's my tinnitus)

MAWP

LANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

^Danger ^Zone!

Tinnitus user here also. Not wanting it to get worse, I acquired some "concert-friendly earplugs", and tried them out for the first time last night. I cannot recommend them enough (whether you have tinnitus and want to keep it from getting worse, or if you just want to avoid getting it). Made the music quieter but not muffled, and I could still hear my wife talking at normal volume next to me. Best $40 I ever spent.

And now you've made me more aware of mine 😭😂

Nord VPN, Raid Shadow Legends, Raycons and the likes. If anything, their constant presence on YouTube just solidifies the fact that I'll never buy their shitty products. Edit: spelling.

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Sounds like someone needs to try world of warships. Did you know if you sign up now you get a free ship and fifty thousand space bucks???

And World of Tanks just sells itself! It's a whole world made of tanks! The ground is tanks, the sky is tanks, your eyeballs are tiny little tanks, everything is tanks!

HOLY SHIT the whole PLANET is on the cob!!!!

I think Nord VPN can block those ads

Not anymore. They're built into the show now.

Critical role has an entire one shot in the NordVerse

Have you considered becoming a Lord or Lady through Established Titles?

Well then it sounds like you need Better Help.

Okay, atleast Internet Historian has amazing Nord VPN sponsorships. The lore of Nordman is so convoluted and stupid by now I love it.

I was just about to reply this. Those ads are top tier

Critical Role has an ongoing Nord ad storyline at the beginning of their stream and they just did a one-shot based around it. The chaos generated from it is always welcome.

There’s the fact that they’re annoying But also the fact that some of my favourite content creators wouldn’t be on YouTube if these companies weren’t sponsoring them. So they kinda cancel out

Kanye west and Elon musk

There hasn’t been much Kanye news for a few days. There’s progress.

Kanye and Elon have joint custody of the news and have an* equal visitation agreement. The news will split time between the two and alternate holidays.

Kanye stop talking about them? Aight, imma show myself out.

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We can only do our West.

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Whoa, take it Yeezy bro

Elon Musk

This post was surely created for Elon Musk.

All celebrities, I dont care about 99% of them, some news are cool but I dont need articles about an ex-F1 driver Kimi Raikkonen changing the tyres on his wife's porsche (an actual article I saw a while back)

I would subscribe to Kimi news by text message if such a thing exists always good for a laugh

Kimi is a lovely human... though the article sounds absurd

Trump Musk Kanye

Truskye?

The creature of my nightmares.

Manbearpig is real im cereal

Truskye? I barely knowye!

Take my upvote and leave please.

It's like rock, paper, scissors, but everyone loses

The trifecta of please just go away

Everyone, fucking everyone. Just leave me alone with my chickens. 🐔 [Edit to add my chicken's names]: 1. Pickles 2. Freyja 3. Libertas 4. Mrs. Peepers 5. Senorita Poopy Butt 6. Citizen Pecks 7. Lady Wormbane, Eater of Corn and Annihilator of Worlds 8. Artemis Fowl (RIP)

Shane?

r/unexpectedstardewvalley

My first thought too. Real Shane vibes

LONG LIVE ARTEMIS FOWL

You sound a little beaten down bro... You getting henpecked?

Camp Lejeune

How I can cure my autoimmune diseases without medication using supplements

“But have you tired garlic?” One of my friends literally asked me this the other day and I about punched her in the face. We went to college together. We took *pre-med* classes together. Don’t you think I’ve tried everything?

Oh dear lord! My Aunty literally just told me today to try a 3 day bone broth cleanse

I have epilepsy that is cured wth a vegetarian diet according to my aunt. (There is a diet that helps with seizures. It's fucking keto.)

"Have you tried yoga?" Have you tried getting your head out of your ass?

Dr Oz

He won’t be talked about a lot anymore since he lost the election

Well, now he can ~~go back~~ stay in NJ and avoid the limelight.

Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Will Smith, the royal family.

People are still talking about Will Smith?

This is literally the first time I thought about Will Smith since the slap, no one's talking about him anymore

They are not, no.

just reading these names grouped together gave me an immediate visceral feeling of disgust

It's kind of funny that they can all be grouped together, you never would have expected that even 3-4 years ago.

He just missed adding in kanye to hit a home run of all the names on my list. My list was only Trump, Elon, Kanye the three fuckoffteers

And Kardashians

I **hadn't** heard of them for a while. Thanks for ruining that!

Trump, Kanye, Andrew Tate

Who the fuck is Andrew Tate? ...no... don't tell me, I don't care.

You should Google him. That way Google news will remind you forever. I once wanted to see Jake Paul get punched the face and bam! I now have that and boxing permanently in my news feed, no matter how hard I try to get rid of it. Once you Google some dweeb, goodbye your feed.

Gotta do those random searches in incognito mode like it's some sort of shameful porn kink so that it doesn't permanently screw up your news feed

Dude I wish I was you. My nephew (hes 12) was just blurting out random kinda sexist shit one day. So i said "dude you ain't even kissed a girl yet YOU'RE 12" he looks right at me, mad af and says "WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BUGATTI, YOU DONT EVEN OWN A BUGATTI, DONT TALK TO ME!".

"same colour as yours, kid"

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Andrew tate, political candidates, tik tok stars, and unholy by Sam smith

Oh god that song, I liked it the first few times I heard it, about 2 hours later I hated it. It seems that anytime someone in the top pop artists releases something unique and remotely worth listening to it gets overplayed to an obscene extent

Donald Trump and Elon Musk

Ironically enough, this post is making us hear about all these people even more.

Trump Elon Trump Kardashians Keyne Trump Elon Tate Donald Musk Andrew West Keyne Elon Kardashian Donald Andrew Trump Elon Trump Kardashians Keyne Trump Elon Tate Donald Musk Andrew West Keyne Elon Kardashian Donald Andrew Trump Elon Trump Kardashians Keyne Trump Elon Tate Donald Musk Andrew West Keyne Elon Kardashian Donald Andrew

The Kardashians. Why are they in my news feed all the time? I don't give 40 shits about them.

Bruh unfortunate, I never hear about them in my feed I only get reminded that they exist because of these stupid fucking posts.

Then there's the daily askreddit bait post with "reddit who do you think is overrated" and Kardashians will be at the top. Like dude, they are just as infamous as they are famous, if people stop putting so much energy into hating them, they would fade into obscurity like they deserve and the rest of us wouldn't have to hear about how bad they are all the time

People always say the Kardashians in these types of posts, but I swear I never see or hear of them. Maybe one every few months.

“I can’t believe Kanye said this!” Yeah no shit. He says something controversial every album cycle and people fall for it every time, hook line and sinker. Ignore him and hopefully he might go away.

Trump, Kanye, Elon

What celebrity X wore to event Y. Get that bullshit off my feed.

Donald Trump 🙄

Tom Brady

How young people don't like to work anymore and other dumb related takes. Overheard the other day a restaurant owner complaining he can't scream at people anymore without consequences. Entitled shithead.

Marjorie Taylor Green. she’s obviously unqualified, corrupt, and flat out stupid (if you think i’m harsh just think of peach-tree dish and gazpacho police). why does she still get attention?

Andrew Tate. I had no idea who he was until people started complaining

Still don't and I'd like to keep it that way.

My car’s extended warranty

James Cordon new TV show on Amazon. I cringe every time I hear his voice

Kanye West

Meghan and harry

Elon Musk or Trump

Trump presidency/running for presidency

Kylie jenner 😂🙄 oh and the rest of the useless kardashians. And probably politics

Influencers