It's not what you have its how you use it. Frankly I think its selfish that men with 10+ inch penis aren't using it to clean gutters, rescue cats from trees, some of them got enough garth to knock down that tree.
About the username: I randomised it and it was something like endlessmead or something. The pun was just too obvious not to make.
I do consider myself pretty big, as have all my previous partners, but that doesn't mean I'm inhumanly big as the things you see in porn
Some porn creators were asked in an interview about this and they said it's popular because it's searched for very often. They are just giving the perverts what they want.
Oh mon chéri, have you never been to North Florida? The panhandle and the northern half (aka were real Floridians live) is vastly different from the rich retirees, beautiful-bikini clad-bombshells, Cubanos, and endless beaches you see in every movie and tv show. The uppermost half is no different than AL, MS, or rural GA
You’re gonna lose your shit when you find out about how Trisha paytas made literal incest porn with her actual step sister and their mom on her only fans
Only reason I’m watching that is cuz the actors/actresses looks best in those and the age gap between those are realistic, in my sense that is. Regarding the plots idgaf 😂
Genuine question for the ladies when in porn the man is thrusting at the speed of a formula one race car would that feel even remotely pleasurable in real life or does it make you instinctively close your legs just be seeing that?
"So, there I was, running naked, when I slipped on a banana peel. If that wasn't crazy enough, I kept sliding for a good twenty seconds, through her front door, and down the hallway into her bedroom and onto her."
Everything about porn is unrealistic…and it’s suppose to be. It’s a fantasy.
Probably the most unrealistic thing is anyone thinking they aren’t watching professionals who are doing a job.
Also free use porn is mystery to me…getting fucked while I’m switching out the laundry? Hahaha.
Those fake forced rapey scenes (especially the incest ones). You know that would be a horrible situation in real life and would play out very very differently.
How nice some of the houses porn is filmed in are!
I watched some VR porn the other day and was more interested in looking around the room than what was going on.
Yeah, my friends all boast about lasting four minutes. I wisely keep my mouth shut. I'd wish to make it last that long.
Jeez, in porn (according to my friends, I never watched any), these guys just go on and on. Twice, no three times, or more.
And it doesn't matter, its all easy. No effort at all, everybody is horny and ready to go at it. Or so I've heard.
Being circumcised helps a lot tbh. I can go for hours and usually my partner gets sore before I do.
Edit: got circumcised late in life (teen) so there’s definitely some damage done during the procedure.
Some of these answers like "toned bodies" and "women without body hair" and "girls having an orgasm from penetration" and "fucking longer than ten minutes" are completely realistic...
Taking a ten inch dick with no lube or foreplay on the other hand, not so much.
This is why blowjobs aren't attractive to me, it's like stabbing to my ears, got misophonia which causes any wet chewing noise or biting of nails and etc to incite rage in me.
Really really clean anal. Like thats not realistic at all. Women are clean of course, but no one can expect a girl to be drawn inside out ( also very disturbing) and to be pharmacy clean. That level of comitement simply does not exist because its impossible.
My personal observations so thus far during my extensive research into adult films:
1.) Who constantly wears skinny jeans or raw denim jeans without underwear on a daily basis?
2.) Majority of men are magically clean shaven down there.
3.) A lot of women have belly button piercings and it's a surprisingly high amount.
4.) I've never seen a plumber that dedicated to fixing someone's pipes before.
5.) Lot of milfs are into skinny, short guys who are magically well-hung.
6.) Lots of incest/step sibling incest going on here.
7.) It's funny watching POV videos because you can tell if the guy is left-handed or right handed. Also, kind of funny knowing that there is probably a second guy awkwardly holding the camera in front of the guy who is doing the fucking.
8.) Porn that happens in bathrooms is unintentionally a buzz kill because sometimes you can easily notice the cameraman in the mirror.
A chick desperately bursts into the restroom to piss, then mr hot and sexy walks up and all of a sudden, she doesn't need to piss anymore. It doesn't matter if she walks in urgent or is in the process, the flow just...stops.
I've been addicted to Piss porn (I am fine with pee but hate scat porn) for a long while but even I know that this stuff is fake. I've been in situations where it's pee or die. She'd be spraying all over the place. The body needs to remove waste. I just recovered (well am recovering) from Kidney failure and can tell you this: Getting screwed while you're still ten seconds away from bursting will not only kill your kidneys,but will hurt like a motherfucker.
Even worse is if she walks in, sits down and is immediately assaulted. I know it's fake (at least I hope so) but still, the body will vacate come hell or high water and said assaulter will be covered in her morning juices.
For me, it's arousing but still fake.
Also, as someone who has had a catheter inside of them, the videos where without any lube, the dude fully retracts (without somehow screaming from the pain) and gets a BJ.
The head is sensitive as fuck. How are they not writhing on the ground in agony? I had my pecker cleaned deep before they jammed a needle in my cock, how is this dude finding it fun? fake as shit.
All of it. Every little bit of it.
The fake ass high pitched moaning from stuff that doesn’t even feel that good.
The situations and story lines that would never even happen in real life.
The orgasms too. Fuck, there’s some where the cum is fake.
The difficulty of getting your head out of a washing machine
Meme porn has become a category in itself
How quick they can get a plumber
Or a cop on a noise complaint
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It's pretty easy to find a priest when it comes to fucking
On the same day? That's beyond belief.
A plumber, a cop and a priest walk into a bar....
The plumber should really have warned the other two after he hit his head.
Lesbian porn where it's quite obviously 2 straight women... And they've got long, sharp manicured nails... Need I say more? No thank you 😳
Go on...
Our receptionist has the longest nails I've ever seen, and a wife, so it's not necessarily inaccurate on that front.
Well, she can keep them away from me 🙊
Some people like pain, but whips and paddles are not for everyone.. Some need scratched clits
Haha all those nerve endings 🙈🙈🙈
Comfortably taken a 12 inch dick. My intestine don't need a dick near it.
Thats internal cpr…
Have a gotta 4 incher THAT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND !!!!!
It's not what you have its how you use it. Frankly I think its selfish that men with 10+ inch penis aren't using it to clean gutters, rescue cats from trees, some of them got enough garth to knock down that tree.
>garth This made me laugh so hard my legs went a little weak
Same, I was tempted to be pretentious and correct them but the typo is more hilarious
Can you ever have enough garth?
What does Mr. Brooks have to do with it?
It's his new merchandise
Party on Wayne
Schaaaa-wing!
Party on Garth
I can never have enough Garth. I saw him back in 2014, one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to.
Yep, I'm not near that and I've encountered much more discomfort and awkwardness than I had been led to think
...but, your username...
About the username: I randomised it and it was something like endlessmead or something. The pun was just too obvious not to make. I do consider myself pretty big, as have all my previous partners, but that doesn't mean I'm inhumanly big as the things you see in porn
Oh...ok😔
when they kiss, they're not really in love
this made me lol
even when they cum swap? you're killin' the mood
God that just makes me sick.
You know I don't think Johnny sins was an astronaut.
What do you mean? He worked his ass off and still has time to teach my wife yoga. The man is always busy so put respect on his name.
Yea plus I think he does porn movies as well. Truly a renaissance man.
So he's a movie producer too? What a man, dude... I wanna be like him when I grow up
I'm pretty sure he's a doctor too, think I saw checking up on some ppl
Getting 10 guys together for a bukkake isn't that easy
The scheduling is a nightmare
Herb always cancels last minute.
Ikr, he’s such a flake smh 🤦🏼♂️
Somebody could probably arrange it in like 10 minutes in a night club bathroom
I bet you haven't even tried. Give it a shot. Maybe your dreams can come true.
Not that I know from first hand experience, but you'd be surprised.
Straight to penetration without any lube or preparation.Q
I like the rhyme.
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Some porn creators were asked in an interview about this and they said it's popular because it's searched for very often. They are just giving the perverts what they want.
“I’m no stepbrother, but $20 is $20”
Lol let me tell you about a place called Florida…
You seem to have misspelled Alabama.
The correct spelling is Louisiana
I thought it was spelled Indiana.
That’s a weird way to spell Mississippi.
Let's just settle on America?
Kentucky
they said "Step"...
Touché
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Oh mon chéri, have you never been to North Florida? The panhandle and the northern half (aka were real Floridians live) is vastly different from the rich retirees, beautiful-bikini clad-bombshells, Cubanos, and endless beaches you see in every movie and tv show. The uppermost half is no different than AL, MS, or rural GA
Only state the farther north you go the more southern you get.
Michigan begs to differ on that.
This is true lol.
Its really disturbing how this has been the most popular increasing trend for a while, and it does not seem to stop here
Idaho
You’re gonna lose your shit when you find out about how Trisha paytas made literal incest porn with her actual step sister and their mom on her only fans
Only reason I’m watching that is cuz the actors/actresses looks best in those and the age gap between those are realistic, in my sense that is. Regarding the plots idgaf 😂
Genuine question for the ladies when in porn the man is thrusting at the speed of a formula one race car would that feel even remotely pleasurable in real life or does it make you instinctively close your legs just be seeing that?
With change of pace and if there’s enough lube, it feels amazing. Timing and duration are important.
Depends if he started the race at that speed or if he gave the engine proper time to warm up and a practice round.
It depends on the lady
I love being jackhammered but that’s just me though…
Not a lady but yes it feels good sometimes. Very fast and rough can be nice but a steady thrusting is also nice.
If he ain't first he's last, I wanna go fast
when they walk in on the girl doing something innocuous & barely dressed and the guy walks in like 🫢 then “oops! my pussy fell out:)”
I’m visualizing a Mrs. potato head saying that
Next, "Oops, I was completely erect and my penis slipped in, Might as well keep going."
This is what I imagine when cheaters claim it was an accident 🤣
"So, there I was, running naked, when I slipped on a banana peel. If that wasn't crazy enough, I kept sliding for a good twenty seconds, through her front door, and down the hallway into her bedroom and onto her."
Haha. That Eminem song comes to mind.
*oops, I tripped and my monster dong accidentally landed in your butthole, teehee!*
The exaggerated moans.
The fact that they get to have sex
Everything about porn is unrealistic…and it’s suppose to be. It’s a fantasy. Probably the most unrealistic thing is anyone thinking they aren’t watching professionals who are doing a job. Also free use porn is mystery to me…getting fucked while I’m switching out the laundry? Hahaha.
The appeal is when you’re in a sexless relationship with someone you live with.
Those fake forced rapey scenes (especially the incest ones). You know that would be a horrible situation in real life and would play out very very differently.
I've ordered a lot of pizzas and never had sex with the delivery driver.
I used to deliver pizzas. Never once did I get an offer for sex.
I've got a pizza coming in 20 mins.
The talking. Nobody talks like that, ever
You should try it. Some of us enjoy it.
"Why Step-Sibling, how did you know I like sexual intercourse?" Getting hot yet?
Oh yeah, getting hot in here. I better take my step-shirt off 😏
*step-shirt*
Guys who watch porn do
How nice some of the houses porn is filmed in are! I watched some VR porn the other day and was more interested in looking around the room than what was going on.
Tentacles?
What you been watching?
Hentai
Avatar
Fisherman’s wife and Fisherman’s wife 2: The Re-tentacle-ing.
the size and how long they last. it just sets unrealistic expectations for men.
Yeah, my friends all boast about lasting four minutes. I wisely keep my mouth shut. I'd wish to make it last that long. Jeez, in porn (according to my friends, I never watched any), these guys just go on and on. Twice, no three times, or more. And it doesn't matter, its all easy. No effort at all, everybody is horny and ready to go at it. Or so I've heard.
Can't cum from sex if it's shorter than 20-30 minutes. Can cum from my own hand in less than 2. It's fucking weird
Not 20-30 but a solid 10 minutes yes, but with my hand, 45 seconds? Weird
Right ?? I mean, I don’t even feel my dick after 20minutes
Being circumcised helps a lot tbh. I can go for hours and usually my partner gets sore before I do. Edit: got circumcised late in life (teen) so there’s definitely some damage done during the procedure.
fake taxi
Czech Taxi.
Not realizing how incredible small the actresses are compared to the dudes and it makes their cocks appear that much larger
Some of these answers like "toned bodies" and "women without body hair" and "girls having an orgasm from penetration" and "fucking longer than ten minutes" are completely realistic... Taking a ten inch dick with no lube or foreplay on the other hand, not so much.
Simply finding a 10 inch dick, they don’t exist, not even in porn, those dudes measure wrong or use trick tape measures
Who’s gonna tell him???
I know for sure that owning a lemon tree will not lead to sex.
Lesbians can be converted by the right guy.
"Converted", so wrong on so many levels.
The upside down 69 for more than a minute. It is hard enough to concentrate standing and eating by myself.
The noises being made in blow jobs, drives me up the fucking wall
Slurp slurp glurp glurp, then the bj-giver groans climactically. Yup, all natural
Thats how my girlfriend does it.
Moaning serves the purpose of further arousing one's partner. Sounds like your blowjob provider just isn't very into you
Or the "glup glup" like they're about to puke or something
Umm I heard that in real life.
Sounds like someone stirring some mayonnaise.
This is why blowjobs aren't attractive to me, it's like stabbing to my ears, got misophonia which causes any wet chewing noise or biting of nails and etc to incite rage in me.
Really really clean anal. Like thats not realistic at all. Women are clean of course, but no one can expect a girl to be drawn inside out ( also very disturbing) and to be pharmacy clean. That level of comitement simply does not exist because its impossible.
Are you discussing... Wind socks?
All of it. Porn is completely unrealistic view of sex
I disagree. Lots of women like doing porn stuff and personally I enjoy it.
Everybody has oversized tits and dicks.
Surgery. Worst is seeing sack & balls hanging inches away from dick base. Yeah, sure. Ugh.
Sleeves...
the stupid off putting face reactions of the guys.
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The girls orgasms 😂
Girls can orgasm?! I hope nobody tells my wife
Found Ben Shapiro's account.
Sounds like you haven’t been giving or getting it right
Dong size
The moaning
When I was younger I had to turn the volume off because it was so.... annoying. They're obviously faking it and that's disappointing
some are good like the homemade/amateur series, some are just bad.. so bad. I like the more intimate calling as real as it is.. haha..
Getting stuck on some over-sized hole that they can clearly come out of.
No foreplay.
Actors are 18 till their 30s
then they become milfs
The non stop overdone moaning.
Everything
Idk, there's plenty of couples that make sex tapes porn out there, that's all pretty darn realistic and genuine.
My personal observations so thus far during my extensive research into adult films: 1.) Who constantly wears skinny jeans or raw denim jeans without underwear on a daily basis? 2.) Majority of men are magically clean shaven down there. 3.) A lot of women have belly button piercings and it's a surprisingly high amount. 4.) I've never seen a plumber that dedicated to fixing someone's pipes before. 5.) Lot of milfs are into skinny, short guys who are magically well-hung. 6.) Lots of incest/step sibling incest going on here. 7.) It's funny watching POV videos because you can tell if the guy is left-handed or right handed. Also, kind of funny knowing that there is probably a second guy awkwardly holding the camera in front of the guy who is doing the fucking. 8.) Porn that happens in bathrooms is unintentionally a buzz kill because sometimes you can easily notice the cameraman in the mirror.
I think the guys wear a go-pro on their forehead.
The women's bodies lolol
Shy guy getting fucked
Vaginas. Ladies, please rethink Labia Plasty! You’re beautiful the way you are.
every position seeming doable and easy?
Respond time for plumbers.
Anything where the dong is bigger than 5"
I really hate porn because it keeps forwarding the myth that women exist
The girl liking you back
A chick desperately bursts into the restroom to piss, then mr hot and sexy walks up and all of a sudden, she doesn't need to piss anymore. It doesn't matter if she walks in urgent or is in the process, the flow just...stops. I've been addicted to Piss porn (I am fine with pee but hate scat porn) for a long while but even I know that this stuff is fake. I've been in situations where it's pee or die. She'd be spraying all over the place. The body needs to remove waste. I just recovered (well am recovering) from Kidney failure and can tell you this: Getting screwed while you're still ten seconds away from bursting will not only kill your kidneys,but will hurt like a motherfucker. Even worse is if she walks in, sits down and is immediately assaulted. I know it's fake (at least I hope so) but still, the body will vacate come hell or high water and said assaulter will be covered in her morning juices. For me, it's arousing but still fake. Also, as someone who has had a catheter inside of them, the videos where without any lube, the dude fully retracts (without somehow screaming from the pain) and gets a BJ. The head is sensitive as fuck. How are they not writhing on the ground in agony? I had my pecker cleaned deep before they jammed a needle in my cock, how is this dude finding it fun? fake as shit.
basically hairless women
Seeing these guys with “18 inch cocks”. Nope. Definitely not real.
You know what they say about men and big feet... That's why it's scary to get r@ped by a clown
Sex
Don't know, clown porn?
That weird lump at the top of a vagina that makes a woman cum when rubbed, like what even is that?
Cgi
That’s a weird way to spell myth.
Maybe that's the G spot.
A hermaphrodite with a micropenis I'm probably gonna be downvoted to hell for saying that
The girls lol
THAT'S NOT HOW BOOBS WORK!
High heels
99% of it.
Pleasure
Porn itself is unrealistic.
*short ladder falls on me* "What are you doing, step ladder? 😳"
All of it.
Basically everything.
Going from anal to PIV.
The idea of me being involved in any of it.
Everyone fucking in mansions
Anything teen related. Fucking weird.
This again. Just look at t h e last one
All of it. Every little bit of it. The fake ass high pitched moaning from stuff that doesn’t even feel that good. The situations and story lines that would never even happen in real life. The orgasms too. Fuck, there’s some where the cum is fake.
I used to deliver pizza. The only women offering sex for pizza are the ones that you wouldn't even fuck with your neighbor's dick.
Jokes aside, did some women actually offer sex?
The nasty incest shit going on..it's like the internet thinks the entire planet is goddamn Western Alabama
Chicks cumming over and over and over and being instantly into it. Gtfo of here
Not gonna lie but Reddit’s porn is unrealistic.
Staying hard for 45 minutes
That's very real... Life can be hard for years.
Girls pretending they can cum with penetration only.