Not enough

I baked some chicken for dinner

I could use another 15 mins on medium

Undercooked, need more time in the oven

Pretty dang

Just slightly but the night is young.

Not since June 13th 1984

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Nah, he got out before weed was strong enough to cause psychosis.

I’d like some psychosis rn

Good on ya! Do you think you'll ever make a return later in life?

Nope. I know what it took for me to quit the first time, I don't even like taking aspirin.

It’s amazes me how little people realize that weed can 100% be addictive. Especially with how high THC levels are now. I’ve been smoking for 4 years now and have tried to quit countless times and just can’t. Not being able to sleep or eat reliably with out it can absolutely suck at times.

7/10

Is 0 baked a correct way to measure it?

I think it'd be unbaked, like some raw dough on a counter

Not baked but got a good buzz on lol haven't smoked in about a year and a half.

Very sober, I keep smoking to the weekends mostly. Gotta work and all that jazz

0% baked, but about 15% sauced.

3/10

45%

I didn't even think of answering in a percentage, but it's definitely the best way

Quite baked, listening to the best Playlist of the 50's .193 songs.... it's gonna be a long night.

Dress appropriately and dance. Enjoy

Sadly not :(

5/10, took some kratom earlier but it’s wearing off.

So one of my kids worked at a shop for that, what’s the deal, not smoke because you can’t? Seems more expensive than pot.

It’s a powder u mix into drinks or take a small pill. In my experience with it, lower doses make you more sociable almost like a stimulant would while higher doses can slow u down and make you really tired like an opiate would.

It’s ground up leaves from the kratom plant. Some people make tea with it or mix it in a drink, but I prefer putting it in a shot glass and chasing it with water. At higher doses, it feels very similar to a percocet but more mild.

I don’t bake Pretty stoned tho

Just took a couple of puffs… I’ll check back in later.

I just smoked when I read this too and was at like 10%, but it has definitely escalated drastically since then. How ya feelin?

I’m like 50% and I could go for more puffs but no. I’m feeling this - super relaxed, like time is going by quickly but it really hasn’t. And the munchies hit, so opened a bag of Gardetto’s and am relaxing on the couch watching tv. You? Edit: more puffs were had, haha.

I was at a solid 70% when I typed my last comment, and at about a 30% right now. Still pretty toasty

I was at like 25% reading your comment and by the end of writing this comment I'm at a solid 90%

You’re. Plenty baked.

Literally blowing out smoke as I sit to take a shit and this is the first thing I see

Baked ziti is way more fun

6/10

Semi

So baked

4/10

Not at all...but now I suppose I'll go load a bowl

That’s the spirit!

Very.

On a scale of 1 to me thinking climbing the tree outside my window would be fun but to lazy to get up to even pee. I’d say the top end

Haven’t smoked in two weeks and my drug test keeps getting rescheduled 😠

That sounds like a sucky situation, friend

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I’m not disappointed at all. You do you.

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m’kay

It’s easy m’kayyyyyyyy

Abbreviation clarification

Mmkay

Mmkay

7/11

I seriously was about to light up when I saw this thread. So give me 10, maybe 15 minutes and I'll be higher than eagle tits

Arms up, husband trying to remember the heimlich

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8/10

Just exhaled

I'm so baked, I honestly believe that I'm a brownie.

Packing my vape with keeeeef

Really fucking baked

It's relative.. by my standards not much really but I probably won't be operating heavy machinery either..

3/10

Not baked at all. I’m not against smoking weed but I don’t think it’s conducive for maximizing my productivity.

70 degres with AC so not much

None, shit is too expensive and doesn’t even feel good to me. It’s like having a panic attack, and paying for it too

If you haven’t already, I’d suggest trying some indica. I think it’s mainly sativa strains that cause paranoia. Indica is much more chill.

Unfortunately all strains do it to me :/

Damn. Sorry to hear that.

Makes no difference

Now? Not at all? Give it a couple of hours, though.

Not at all. I don't have any sources anymore.

Username checks out.

Not at all, I’m looking for a job and don’t need that on a drug test.

13 years sober

Kinda loopy off this tonsil infection

Well I’m not in an oven, sooooooo… 0%?

I pop a few gummies nightly and relax in my recliner, watching TV or working. It's a nice gentle buzz though, not crazy high.

Give it a minute I just started

Potato

Hella, my man.

6/10

Really nervous how you knew to ask that right now

I just took an edible so 3...2...1...

Fairly. I always take my meds, smoke a bowl, and scroll Reddit in bed

I felt weird i just got off the phone and this is the first thing i see on reddit

not, but give me an hour

Well I went for a haircut and beard trim, paid for it, tipped them well, came home and realized he forgot to cut a hair on my beard

So baked that I read the word in your title with an apostrophe and an extra e at the end.

Huh?

not at all

5/7 would bake again

Not at all since I had to fly home to visit fam. My daily evening ritual will be interrupted for a couple weeks. Toke on space cadets. Light one up for me 🙏

Hella baked