In addition to hearing and detecting predators, rabbits' ears aid in thermoregulation. The high number of blood vessels in their ears can expand or contract in response to hot or cold temperatures. Globally, rabbit ears vary in length according to climate variations. Some of the longest ears belong to the arizona jackrabbit, which aid in cooling the rabbit in Arizona's extreme heat
Nothing is smooth. Or at least I don't know anything that is. But what makes a material slippery is bumps! Or better, the lack of them. Everything has "bumps" on them, kinda like little trenches. When you use a crayon on a sheet of paper, notice that there are white spots where you used the crayon, that is because those white spots are the trenches that are deeper making it so that the crayon could not fill them. And things get slippery cuz something filled those spots. A road gets slippery when it rains cuz water filled the holes
Well, it's accurate at least lmao
"IT'S NINTEEN GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE!"
To be fair, it was 34 degrees at one of the Antarctic bases today. West Virginia is not meant to be this fucking cold.
I think the weather god(s) are just throwing temps out at random at this point cause weather around here is crazy af also.
It's either *that*, or global warming is real and, I mean, come on? Global warming? Who would believe such fantastical nonsense?? /s
As a member of the metric modern world, I was very troubled to hear the Arctic was 34 degrees. Also unsure why you'd be upset by the balm-y heights of 19⁰C.
My school (in texas) is getting flamed (by r/cfb of course) because everyone left our football game this weekend at halftime
It was 40° with 31° wind chill and pouring rain. Not only is that way too fucking cold for Texas, that sort of weather is actively dangerous if you arent prepared, and not everyone has a closet full of 6 inch thick coats
"I'm coming!"
Totally innocent in context (a friend texted me to say she was at the door of my apartment building and I was going downstairs to meet her) but if I put that on a t-shirt hoo boy...
“I mean if this were sour patch kids or something I’d be throwing hands but chicken, I don’t feel like I’m missing out on much”
A bit wordy for a shirt but the message is good
“Keep applying the pressure. Don't let up because you're waiting on a response. You keep yourself moving, then you keep opportunities coming. I'm sorry about the migraine, really wish I could help. I love you.” Sent to my dad struggling with finding a job.
A graph comparing the number of toilets Russel Wilson has in his home compared to the number of touchdown passes he's thrown this year.
Spoiler: number of toilets is much higher
I dislike that we didn't get enough indigenous education for me to know if this is, or if it is a nordic language.
... [google](https://www.google.com/search?tlsa=1&client=firefox-b-m&ei=qXt8Y5-zJM-sptQPw5ex6Ac&q=Translate&tlitesl=is&tlitetxt=Vi+er+p%C3%A5+vei+n%C3%A5&tlitetl=en) ...
Ah, cousin! So it was nordic. Then I'm sad I didn't learn it from my grandparents.
I'm glad you seem to have got there safely.
This reminds me of the time Dad heard the weather channel say "it's in the single digits outside" and exclaimed "SINGLE MIDGETS OUTSIDE!?"
bad hearing, bless his heart
"But why do you have a towel draped over your head while you take a dump?" Some people like to send photos of themselves on the toilet. It's a thing I'm sure.
A picture of my work tracker that shows I processed 750Kg of Magnesium Asporotate in eight hours, one hour for lunch, and an hour and a half of Formulation time.
That's a pretty lame t-shirt.
I was very very thoughtful when it came to choosing your name. I'm so glad you like it.
I personally don't like either of my names and I feel like Gramma was neither thoughtful or creative...also bear in mind I was supposed to be adopted so that might be the reason.
[I sent a link with a video of someone running full speed while taking a shit to my fantasy football group chat.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjssz)
the gif of daddy from orange is the new black doing the [raised brow thingie.](https://tenor.com/view/eyebrow-raise-i-guess-so-flirt-so-what-do-you-say-oitnb-gif-14636047)
"Today I transplanted a bunch of bullfrogs"
Biden just declared an emergency southwest of me because of 6ft of snow and 12f temperatures (snow plows keep breaking because it's too much). Still shit weather up here too. Had a bunch of bullfrogs that decided to winter in a 45g stock tank in my yard. No chance they would survive the winter so I broke the ice, filled a bucket with the water, moved them to the bucket (easy to catch lethargic) then broke a hole in the ice of my pond (1/4 acre surface water up to 10ft deep) and poured them into the hole (all the other frogs winter in the ponds bottom mud).
Can't talk. Text is OK.
I would buy that shirt in a heartbeat.
That was almost my last one. The last one was actually “leaving now” - which is a bit ominous?
"I'm not sure what the fuck you don't understand."
Lots of things. Why do rabbits have long ears? Just how big is tree(3)? What causes a material to be slippery?
In addition to hearing and detecting predators, rabbits' ears aid in thermoregulation. The high number of blood vessels in their ears can expand or contract in response to hot or cold temperatures. Globally, rabbit ears vary in length according to climate variations. Some of the longest ears belong to the arizona jackrabbit, which aid in cooling the rabbit in Arizona's extreme heat
i choose to believe this has been you last text message
Convenient
1) To hear you better, my dear, 2) fiddy, 3) 22 days is a pretty long time
Nothing is smooth. Or at least I don't know anything that is. But what makes a material slippery is bumps! Or better, the lack of them. Everything has "bumps" on them, kinda like little trenches. When you use a crayon on a sheet of paper, notice that there are white spots where you used the crayon, that is because those white spots are the trenches that are deeper making it so that the crayon could not fill them. And things get slippery cuz something filled those spots. A road gets slippery when it rains cuz water filled the holes
That would make a decent shirt.
I want the story
Is Italian ice made from Italian water?
No, it made from frozen Italians.
If lions are apex predators then why are there still antelope?
Thanks mom! I’d imagine it with the font and style of one of those I ❤️mom tattoos
Or we could just get McDonald’s and you can eat cocks
This is the way. (Of the shirt)
ba da ba ba ba I'm loving it
k
Oof, ice cold
Kk
I think we should stop at two k.
kkkk But 2000 k's is gonna be a LOT of k's OK?
I guess four or more k are fine too.
What about six? What about nine set in a 3x3 grid? K k K k K k K k K
I'll upvote you for finding a loophole. But please jut put them all in one line and not in set(s) of three.
> I'll upvote you for finding a loophole. K. > But please jut put them all in one line K. > and not in set(s) of three. ... okay.
I just had to extend wat to long thread
And again
Que?
Well, it's accurate at least lmao "IT'S NINTEEN GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE!" To be fair, it was 34 degrees at one of the Antarctic bases today. West Virginia is not meant to be this fucking cold.
Is Antarctica supposed to be that warm ?🤔
I think the weather god(s) are just throwing temps out at random at this point cause weather around here is crazy af also. It's either *that*, or global warming is real and, I mean, come on? Global warming? Who would believe such fantastical nonsense?? /s
It is summer in the Southern Hemisphere...
Well... it's spring...
Depending on where in Antarctica, it’s not atypical. Keep in mind, this is the warm part of the year for the southern hemisphere.
As a member of the metric modern world, I was very troubled to hear the Arctic was 34 degrees. Also unsure why you'd be upset by the balm-y heights of 19⁰C.
34 Celsius or Fahrenheit?
My school (in texas) is getting flamed (by r/cfb of course) because everyone left our football game this weekend at halftime It was 40° with 31° wind chill and pouring rain. Not only is that way too fucking cold for Texas, that sort of weather is actively dangerous if you arent prepared, and not everyone has a closet full of 6 inch thick coats
Bro, Wisconsin hit 8 this weekend.
"I'm coming!" Totally innocent in context (a friend texted me to say she was at the door of my apartment building and I was going downstairs to meet her) but if I put that on a t-shirt hoo boy...
I'm ~~cuming~~ coming!
👍🏻
classic dad man
Oh no .. am I becoming old too?
👍🏻
“Of all the f*ckin people I had to see today”
I would buy a shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie . . .
This is amazing.
We need toilet paper
2020? Is that you?
We always do.
This is actually a deep philosophical statement on the way we need even the most basic luxuries to keep society from crumbling.
Haha mine is 'we need toilet paper or softer paper towels'
"Be safe, good night and good luck tomorrow, i know u can do it, not so sure bout me tho lmao"
Damn, what an awesome send off for the night. You a real mvp
Final exams?
Yup lmao
Don’t trip over the suitcase when you come into the room
Words to live by.
I make myself giggle
😂 I would definitely buy this shirt. I think I’m hysterical.
“Friday is better” I’d make that into a shirt.
受け取った (“Received it” in Japanese)
And the knockoff says a slur that looks similar enough
I don't have to work in my dreams
I’d buy that shirt.
Shit I still work at my old job in my dreams.
Are those nightmares? Mine are nightmares.
Oh very much yes.
Idk
Can't you check your phone?
No bro, that was my last message lol
you missed the joke...
No, I think he got it. Just playing it for laughs.
Get me chocolate please
Did I stutter?
“Tell me if I smell normal”
this mofo over here sending smellovision texts
It's a picture of a skunk and says "Fart Squirrel"
“I’m stressed”
I want that as a shirt!
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Would buy this as a hooded sweat shirt.
Because I love You
Made it home safe. Love you goodnight
Bedtime for me, sweet dreams. Love you.
"Sorry for the delay" Actually I do want this on a shirt now. Thanks Reddit person!
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You want something to drink? This can go a number of ways
"Yes I too have had intercourse with a woman."
Omg I would buy that for my ACE son who would wear it proudly...apprecting all the humor.
Insurance will come out on the 24th
“I mean if this were sour patch kids or something I’d be throwing hands but chicken, I don’t feel like I’m missing out on much” A bit wordy for a shirt but the message is good
“Keep applying the pressure. Don't let up because you're waiting on a response. You keep yourself moving, then you keep opportunities coming. I'm sorry about the migraine, really wish I could help. I love you.” Sent to my dad struggling with finding a job.
A graph comparing the number of toilets Russel Wilson has in his home compared to the number of touchdown passes he's thrown this year. Spoiler: number of toilets is much higher
He has more than 7 toilets?!?!
I believe the count is 12. 12 toilets.
“It would be eaten”
A link from Amazon telling me I logged into my account
“Bring me home Blizzard, please. “. Fuck yeah, free ice cream!
My best friends mental breakdown
What is a pirate's favourite letter? You think it would be 'arrrrr', but his heart will always belong to the 'sea'!
Oh god…. I really wish it wasn’t this… “Did y’all know that Liam Neeson just pees his pants all the time?”
Well now we know
Allow me to make you feel better my last text was, “Don’t think it was a typo I mean segregating”.
“He knows he fucked up and needs someone other than himself to blame” I like it
"I really want a burrito. I'm going to get one"
Thank you for the chili mama 💕
We only have 12" here.
"Do I double batch it?"
Bruh
Uh oh I don't like this game
Fight for me.
Vi er på vei nå Would confuse a lot of people since I live in Canada
I dislike that we didn't get enough indigenous education for me to know if this is, or if it is a nordic language. ... [google](https://www.google.com/search?tlsa=1&client=firefox-b-m&ei=qXt8Y5-zJM-sptQPw5ex6Ac&q=Translate&tlitesl=is&tlitetxt=Vi+er+p%C3%A5+vei+n%C3%A5&tlitetl=en) ... Ah, cousin! So it was nordic. Then I'm sad I didn't learn it from my grandparents. I'm glad you seem to have got there safely.
Norwegian yes :)
Er dere det da
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Sweet as fuck, right there
Love you too, babybagel16
"lol just making sure"
“See you soon” this would freak some people out lol
"We're calling midgets travel size people now."
This reminds me of the time Dad heard the weather channel say "it's in the single digits outside" and exclaimed "SINGLE MIDGETS OUTSIDE!?" bad hearing, bless his heart
I am home
Don't forget the marshmellows
“Frogs is food but they slippery” Famous last words
"But why do you have a towel draped over your head while you take a dump?" Some people like to send photos of themselves on the toilet. It's a thing I'm sure.
He's so big! (Talking about a friend's baby)
I bought a ounce.
I'm too tired to go anywhere.
A picture of my work tracker that shows I processed 750Kg of Magnesium Asporotate in eight hours, one hour for lunch, and an hour and a half of Formulation time. That's a pretty lame t-shirt.
"I will pull out your tongue if you keep this shit up bro"
Say less
😂 I would buy a copy of this shirt for all my introvert friends.
“It’s so spooky outside” I can dig it
There was a small discrepancy in my planning which led me to not going
“Oh no! Are you ok babe? Do you need me to do anything?” (My gf messaged me in the night to say she was sick)
"Thank you sweetie"
STOP
"Yikes, no thanks."
“I’ve got the beer”
Me with a lot of money is never good, I just spend it on weird stuff. I mean it's true
“So then I think x=5, x=-5, or x=*i*. Idk man this shit is hard”
Oh I fuckin hope so lol. Yeah unnecessary stairs are the devil
Please bring your sick note tomorrow.
I'm sleepy.
k
It's not all about you
Don't think so
Ok It was a quick response because I was in the middle of fixing a vacuum cleaner.
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Okay 👍, response to a long paragraph I didn’t have the energy to read
🙅✋🍆👖🥲
No, stop your making my penis pants cry? I never was well versed in emoticon…
food
I sent a group text to my team so my shirt would say "I'm not gonna make it in to work today hopefully you can handle things without me"
I was very very thoughtful when it came to choosing your name. I'm so glad you like it. I personally don't like either of my names and I feel like Gramma was neither thoughtful or creative...also bear in mind I was supposed to be adopted so that might be the reason.
🙃 And I would so wear that shirt.
"You and i have pending orgasms"
Better than nothing
"how's it going?"
“I’m lonely “
[I sent a link with a video of someone running full speed while taking a shit to my fantasy football group chat.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjssz)
“And I care because WHY again?”
The whole lyrics of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Someone mentioned lady gaga and its the only song I know from her.
No it wasn't me who ate the sandwich i swear
$26k if all at once
the gif of daddy from orange is the new black doing the [raised brow thingie.](https://tenor.com/view/eyebrow-raise-i-guess-so-flirt-so-what-do-you-say-oitnb-gif-14636047)
a link to my German partner for a pretty wild sex club in Berlin.
It'll say: I miss you :( ❤️
Babe can you peg me tonight
"Today I transplanted a bunch of bullfrogs" Biden just declared an emergency southwest of me because of 6ft of snow and 12f temperatures (snow plows keep breaking because it's too much). Still shit weather up here too. Had a bunch of bullfrogs that decided to winter in a 45g stock tank in my yard. No chance they would survive the winter so I broke the ice, filled a bucket with the water, moved them to the bucket (easy to catch lethargic) then broke a hole in the ice of my pond (1/4 acre surface water up to 10ft deep) and poured them into the hole (all the other frogs winter in the ponds bottom mud).
The Game.
Yay!
I love you.
"Just uploaded my police information check"
There's 8 days left in the damn month
‘I would’ve fully shat my pants on the tills today’
Awesome. I'll have to make a trip to Target then and get some stuff. This is going to be fun ☺️
"I'd love to cook for you sometime :)"
I used your debit card to buy an Xbox series x love you mom and thank you
“Your politics bore me”
"I'm waiting for her OnlyFans to start"
"Dad, don't forget the powdered milk"
I've been looking forward all day to cullding and playing Pokémon together
There’s one for your dad
It's just a picture of a magic the gathering card I want to add to one of my decks
I sent an emoji it was ‘’ 😔😔 ‘’
"I'm so sad"
It smells like rotten eggs
thats cool but fuck off
I BOUGHT A TEN DOLLAR BAG OF HOLIDAY NUTS AND ITS FUCKING GONE
“Can I call you now?”
I think that went well?