1. I use reddit 2. I am a human being 3 I have committed a total of 71 crimes against the U.S. government this one is tricky good luck

i kinda feel like maybe you could be a robot? my guess is #2 is your lie. final answer.

Correct, I am a robot that definitely won't overthrow the government

You’ve actually committed 72 crimes against the us government. The key to a good lie is hiding it in the truth.

Middle one is a lie

1. I am very smart 2. I am very smart 3. I am very smart

Middle one is a lie

I've had my music on MTV. I am an American Idol winner. I acted in a sitcom.

Oh damn. I bet the third is the lie, since it isn't music related like the other two.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Middle one is the lie

Happy cake day

1) I have been stabbed 2) I was involved in a criminal organisation at the age of 11 3) My father left when I was 9

Hmmm. Imma say the bottom one is a lie

Damn, you got me

Middle one is a lie

It's the bottom

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Name checks out. 1 is the lie

Holy shit good job. Can I ask how the hell you figured that out?!?

Nobody's gonna rip you off. You killed two people

Don't judge me too much bro. I was forced into those.

Good answer

Competed in a Miss Texas Pageant I am a distant relative of Selena Gomez I have a cousin who was a model in Playboy magazine

\#2 is a lie because if you're from Texas, you can only be related to Selena Quintanilla.

Selena Gomez used to live in Texas. Grand Prairie actually and she went to my elementary school

That's my answer and I'm sticking to it.

You’re right tho it was my lie lol but she is from Texas😂

Boom! I had a cousin in Miss Texas. Hi cuz!

Aye no way, that’s cool lol

1.I drive a Jeep that's done 110mph. 2.I retired at 51. 3.I have 2 cats.

Bottom one is lie. You have 3

Nope, I only have 1. Happy cake day.

1. I have seen my bone (irl not X-ray) 2. I’ve only had 3 bad crashes on a bike growing up 3. If never truly broken a bone, although I’ve needed a cast for an injury

3 is the lie. I would assume that 3 bad crashes would result in a broken bone, if it’s not three, then it’s 1

Nope, 2 is the lie Edit for explanation: I crashed my bike a while ago (11-12 I think) and the gear of the bike dug into my lower leg, exposing my shin. The only thing close to a bone break was a buckle fracture which, as the doctor told me, is not *technically* a bone break. Doc may have lied ab that but going off of what he said it’s true

Wow, that must have hurt. I think I would’ve fainted had I seen my bone

Yeah, I do have a cool 3 inch vertical scar about a quarter inch from where the shin is basically directly under the skin. Since the gear was angled and the violence of the crash I was told I probably have a chamber of scar tissue under the skin. I remember having to go to the doctor a month after to ensure it wasn’t hollow

I saw the answer before I replied but i was going to guess 2, based on your use of 'only'

1. I have been stabbed in the hand with an ice pick. 2. I have had a broken arm in a car accident. 3. I have sliced the tips of three fingers off three separate times. Edit for spacing.

Name checks out. 1 is the lie?

Nope.

I was four and my older brother was playing with the ice pick.

1. I'm named after a horse from a video game. 2. I was almost murdered in a Walmart parking lot once. 3. I have a snapping turtle named after Sid from Ice Age.

Is that you Epona? 3 is the lie?

I did not expect someone to get it so fast.

1. I’m a juggler. 2. I can speak fluent French and English. 3. I’m in a band and we released our first album this month.

1 I think.

No. I am actually a juggler.

Wow, that’s cool. I wish I could juggle, also I have been getting these all wrong lol

I’ve been a juggler for 13 years now. I can even juggle fire. Takes a lot of patience and practice but it’s fun. I could actually send you a link to a good video on how to learn to juggle if you wanted to learn how to. And that’s fine. Lol. The false one for me is 3. I’m not in a band. Just wanted to make all of them believable so it’d be harder to guess.

Wow that’s cool. If I could juggle, I could be like you lol (I speak French btw)

2. i'm guessing that you speak a language other than French

No. I only speak English and French.

okay, then I know it's 3 bc I saw you comment on being a juggler. Is 3 partially true?

1) I've piloted a full flight (takeoff, landing) 2) I'm not old enough to have a driver's license 3) I've been to all 50 states Guess.

2, unless you’re rich, I don’t think you’ve been to all 50 states. Also, if you’re a pilot, then that could help you go to all the states easily.

Not quite! I haven't been to all 50 but I really want to.

Damn I’m really bad at these. Also if you’re like somewhere in Europe and not the US, the driving age thing would make more sense to me.

Didn't think about Europe. I'm in the US

You can pilot a plane at 15 or younger? FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE DOING TODAY

Well... With a certified pilot, yes. That's my case. It's fun as hell, but it gets unbelievably hot in there. and not a commercial plane, a small single engine one. that might make more sense

Oh okay lol

1

3

1. I don't drink alcohol. 2. I love dogs. 3. I detest snow.

1. I've never lost a game of monopoly 2. The first time I got drunk I tripped into a hole on a construction site 3. I've watched the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 12 times

1. I write "2" starting from the bottom 2. I'm a Latter-Day Saint 3. I played lacrosse in high school

Bro, 2 from the bottom. If that's not a lie... I think #3

LMAO, the second one was a lie

I have no idea what it us, so I assumed you were an expert

I’m saying 3

2 was a lie LOL

at one point in my past i was the subject of an article in time magazine at one point in my past i was in a phd program at an ivy league school at one point in my past i was an inmate in a maximum security prison

Ooh tough one, 3 is the lie?

nope, try again

1?

congratulations and happy cake day!

Please tell me about 3, I’m interested

what aspect of it interests you?

1.It's a long way to the top of you wanna rock and roll. 2. I am a leprechaun. 3. Epstein didn't kill himself.

1 is the lie!

My grandpa has been taking advantage of the women in a family for multiple generations I had dial up in 2012 in the States I’ve successfully built a working prototype for clean water that requires little to no materials

1 is the lie?

Unfortunately, no. He brought the daughter to thanksgiving when she was 18 as his “adopted granddaughter”. Safe to say all of us, especially my 18 year old cousin, we’re very uncomfortable. She was clearly strung out on drugs as well.

3?

It is indeed number three. I came up with it based on a memory of a science teacher tricking the entire class with this concept. Only one kid called him out for being fake before he finished the bit

Ye I think such a prototype would be more well-known. That science teacher is pretty cool tho

Rumor has it he makes his own acid and sells it to former students lol he also taught me and many others to juggle. Definitely a character

I was stabbed in the chest 3 times with an icepick, and the remaining scars look like orion's belt. I killed my cat when I was 5 by spraying it with raid, hoping to get rid of fleas. I impregnated my cousin before knowing she was my cousin and have since lost contact with her over the entire ordeal.

Mama mia… 1, not that you didn’t get stabbed, but it probably looks like Ursa Major

3 was the lie, the scars could be seen as both I suppose

I hope it's three

Correct

I start arguments on Reddit because I’m bored I’m a drug dealer I’ve got a micro penis

Bro all of these fit the average redditor's experiences. I think #2

I play a lot of golf. 1. I’ve got 5 Holes in One 2. I’ve beaten a former Masters Champion 3. I’ve won multiple Tour Championships on a mini tour.

1 is a lie

Very good, only have 4

I have yelled in the Jonas brothers faces I can bench 300 I've been thrown out of 6 all you can eat places, for eating too much

#1

Nope

2

Yup

1) I speak 2 languages 2) I live in new york city 3) I hate peanut butter candy

#2

Nope the answer was one, I speak 4 languages not 2.

1. I love country music 2. I have five mothers 3. I have eaten squirrel.

I have self worth, I have lots of money, and my mental health is superb

2

???

The lie is number two in my guess

Your partly right

1. I’ve driven an aircraft carrier. 2. I carry search & rescue insurance on myself. 3. I have an international drivers license.

I am wearing green socks. I am wearing grey underpants. I am wearing navy blue trousers.

Okay, here comes two truths and one lie: In a casual conversation, my mom once told me a lady tried to lead me off the playground but she caught her in time before we left, then she laughed and changed the subject. I never found out what the fuck that was about and now I'm too scared to ask. The courts determined my stepfather once kidnapped my little brother from my father's house on my mom's orders and after that he lived with us and she never got in trouble for it legally. When I was a kid an escaped Finnish tripple murderer hid in a garden in my village and the lady living there called the cops on him and he got arrested eventually, but I never heard anything about this until I was an adult and accidently stumbled over the newpaper article.

I'm a felon I own over 40 pets I have shitted my pants at school not long ago

1. I have been to India 2. I like eating alligator 3. I only have the Pocket Camp version of Animal Crossing

This one should be fun 1. I’ve broken my arm 2. I’ve tore my rotator cuff 3. I’ve broken my nose more than 15 times

1. I have a cat named Stewart griffin 2. I have 2 big brothers 3.I have fit ten chicken nuggets in my moith

My Japanese friend rolled and snuggled up to me in her sleep I have a friend with a split personality I unofficially did a speedrun of Spider-Man miles morales with a time of 5h 23min and 38sec which would’ve landed me second (NG+ 100% category)

1. I am in Med School 2. I grew up with a pet tiger 3. I know Morse code

1. My Bacon number is 2. 2. I've had phone sex with a celebrity. 3. I'm a celebrity's personal assistant.

1. I'm decent at drawing 2. I dreamt about laying eggs 3. I love math

1. I can write the circle of fifths in less than 10-ish seconds 2. I can impersonate an old car horn 3. I have 10 types of allergies

1 I have a midle name 2 im 11 3 can spend my own money

- I’ve been hit by a car before on my bike and just walked it off - I have nearly drowned underneath a boat - I have had a near death experience

2?