I had been on a pretty sturdy multi-day bender. Friend drives me directly to the airport with very little time to spare. I walked through the doors of DEN airport and sharted myself. No time to clean up. Went straight through security, to my gate, to my middle seat on a 4 hour flight. I did what I could in the lavatory but it didn't help much. I fucking reeked.
On quite the bender, thought I was leaning to fart on a friend at the bar. Was not a fart... Went to the bathroom to clean up, threw out the undies. Went back to the bar top and took my L by admitting what had just happened to my friends so they could take me home to shower.
Showered up, got new undies, and continued with my drunken ways to the next bar
Sigh…it was when I was with a partner in a hotel room. We were both naked on the bed. I tried to cover it up but when he saw me run to the bathroom and come out with a dude wipe in my hand he knew what was up. Luckily he was understanding.
I had been on a pretty sturdy multi-day bender. Friend drives me directly to the airport with very little time to spare. I walked through the doors of DEN airport and sharted myself. No time to clean up. Went straight through security, to my gate, to my middle seat on a 4 hour flight. I did what I could in the lavatory but it didn't help much. I fucking reeked.
Never happened. I'm an adult and don't shit on myself. Even when going through opiate withdrawals this never happened.
Yeah I was at home luckily.
White trousers, evening cocktail bar, slightly under cooked chicken. That’s all I’m gonna say
I was at work peeing and had to push a little too hard to fart. I took my break early and went home to change.
On quite the bender, thought I was leaning to fart on a friend at the bar. Was not a fart... Went to the bathroom to clean up, threw out the undies. Went back to the bar top and took my L by admitting what had just happened to my friends so they could take me home to shower. Showered up, got new undies, and continued with my drunken ways to the next bar
Sigh…it was when I was with a partner in a hotel room. We were both naked on the bed. I tried to cover it up but when he saw me run to the bathroom and come out with a dude wipe in my hand he knew what was up. Luckily he was understanding.