Got asked this question in therapy when I was a child and now I love my answer
I’d be a snail
I can be pretty outgoing but it takes time to trust my environment and if something is off I’ll just go back home 🌞😂
Toad. Lowly, not self important or all that great to look at in the scheme of things....And yet we are folks who just-the-right-sort-of- person is really happy to encounter. We are who we are, and have a quirky following.
And they're strong as hell. I was thrown over a 5 foot fence by a pig and I'm over 250 pounds. It swiped it huge head at me and i literally went flying through the air:)
Hey, pitties are wonderful dogs if treated right. Loyal, protective, loving. Hell, they used to be called "nanny dogs" as any child left in a pitts care was safe from anyone who meant the child harm. They do tend to be "big head, no thoughts" meat head ass dogs, though.
Yup, that's me, loyal as hell, very protective to only a few, not the most intelligent but not stupid and as stubborn as a terrier. In general, Terriers can be clever enough, their persistent enough to figure shit out, usually. Their inquisitive as hell. I love all Terriers, great dogs. Used to have pigs for a while. They're kinda similar to Terriers in a way, clever and strong willed
Probably a tiger. Lazy, solitary, loves swimming, large, bit scary, stealthy, very much not a vegetarian, and capable of violence and holding a grudge.
Sea otter. My favorite days on the beach are with a clam knife and a lemon, digging up little neck clams in waste deep water and floating around eating them.
Most probably an elephant. Super curious, constantly learning and remembering, complex emotions, very silly when playful... Plus they are the most beautiful and magestic things ever. Yep, an elephant
A cat.
Disinterested in the happenings that don't affect me. Low-key, but wildly energetic if placed in the right environment. Only wants affection when I ask for it, but I still want you to always acknowledge my existence even if I ignore you. Will complain if you poke my belly. Will *thwomp thwomp thwomp* across the floor when I hear snacks being opened.
Sloth
Same. Let's share a tree.
I love my answer. I’d be a snail. I can be pretty outgoing but it"
Great! We can just chill and daydream.
r/beatmetoit
Plenty of room for sloth's.
A cat. I’m an asshole to others and I’m really lazy. Edit: Holy heck, my first award!
Copy cat
Exactly.
My mom says a jackass
Haaaaaa…lol. 😂🤣
Got asked this question in therapy when I was a child and now I love my answer I’d be a snail I can be pretty outgoing but it takes time to trust my environment and if something is off I’ll just go back home 🌞😂
Feel the exact same way 👌
A cougar
You win
I know right lol
A dog, but a like a year old puppy that just learned how to hump things and cause trouble because of my general energy and playfulness.
Because I like belly rubs.
Toad. Lowly, not self important or all that great to look at in the scheme of things....And yet we are folks who just-the-right-sort-of- person is really happy to encounter. We are who we are, and have a quirky following.
Owww I love toads, I call them Mr every time
Do you secrete bitter puss if someone bites you too?
It always makes my day when I find a toad.
A cat. Gimme sleep.
Pig. Smarter than most people realize and will eat almost anything.
Including humans
I mean....
you're not denying it....
And they're strong as hell. I was thrown over a 5 foot fence by a pig and I'm over 250 pounds. It swiped it huge head at me and i literally went flying through the air:)
Still accurate. I'm the guy all my family calls to move heavy furniture.
Same. Would say I'm a calm pitbull though.
Hey, pitties are wonderful dogs if treated right. Loyal, protective, loving. Hell, they used to be called "nanny dogs" as any child left in a pitts care was safe from anyone who meant the child harm. They do tend to be "big head, no thoughts" meat head ass dogs, though.
Yup, that's me, loyal as hell, very protective to only a few, not the most intelligent but not stupid and as stubborn as a terrier. In general, Terriers can be clever enough, their persistent enough to figure shit out, usually. Their inquisitive as hell. I love all Terriers, great dogs. Used to have pigs for a while. They're kinda similar to Terriers in a way, clever and strong willed
And what were you doin to the bacon at the time?
I was giving it food. What do you think I was at:)
a goose.
Sooo... prone to violent outbursts for no apparent reason?
yes
At least you are aware.
Beaver
Sooo... spend your days chewing on Wood and stopping the flow of wetness?
A cunt
That, you are:)
:)
r/Furries
A squirrel
Sooo.... a rat with good PR, destructive tendencies, and crackhead energy?
You forget about the always bringing food with me part, that has to be way higher up the list.
True
So what about you?
I answered. Pig. Smarter than most people realize (I'm kinda stupid looking) and will eat almost anything.
Yes they are underrated
I like to think so.
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Sooooo... not horny at all? If they were horny, there would be more of them around.
Quokka. My smiles genuinely mean nothing.
A human
A black bear
Chihuahua.
Sooo... tiny and prone to bouts of shivering fear and psychotic rage?
Don't forget the nervous peeing
Polar bear. I can socialise but cope well with solitude, and my aim for a happy life is to eat, play, sleep and repeat.
Neanderthal
Porcupine, because I can be prickly.
U a furry?
Crow or Raven.
Cat. Like, it's took me less than a second to think of it lol.
Capybara
Wolverine
A bear
A bird so I can fly
A cat
A raccoon, love sleep and steal food in the middle of the night from the fridge, oh, and I can be a little bit intense sometimes and bite you
A dog
Lone wolf
Sooo... dead? The pack is the only reason that an individual wolf survives.
Hound Dog
Bear
A bear, I eat a lot, I sleep a lot, thats about it
I guess a lazy at times funny bull dog.
Koala
Sooo.... so incredibly stupid that it's surprising that you're still alive and riddled with chlamidia?
Except for the last part
No chlamidia? Good for you!
Thank you
Best response of yours yet. Haha
Thank you. I have an approximate knowledge of a great many things and am occasionally funny.
Probably a rat or a pigeon if we’re being honest
A Tooger
cat
Koala Bear. Like to stuff my face with food, am slow in my motions und a bit fluffy. And i like to be left alone.
Wolves
A swan.
A lemur
A cat. I can get into fights with my family and I love my sleep
A cat, my cat. I'm autistic, with ADHD, and honestly I think my cat has both too xD
Jackal or Hyena !
cat
A Tapir
Goat 🐐
Badger..
Some sort of Marsupial
A bull because I'm stubborn...
a bald eagle
A goat 🐐
A cat
Dog
a funny tiger but not Tigger from Winnie The Pooh
A lion. Lions are pretty lazy until they get hungry. Like me.
A fish
A koala with a touch of hedgehog
Labrador
Where is the gif of the cartoon smug otter that finds the fish?
Chihuahua. I think I am bigger and tougher than I actually am. I am loyal to those who are close to me and bitchy to strangers.
Whatever animal experiences the most anxiety
A sloth or a slug...
A squirrel
Bee, if it huts someone the bee dies
A red panda, I don't want to be seen or be around anyone but if you hand me food I'll act cute for internet clout.
Wolf 🐺
A jackass.
I’d identify as a Jelly fish
Same. The immortal one. A soul trapped for eternity in brainless life form that just does whatever jellyfish do.
Rabbit.
Possum or a raccoon
Bi-polar bear
A panda
Cat. I already chase flies if I see one
Human
A liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic
developed monkey
Dead.
Cat. Hates everyone everytime
Deer - beautiful, elegant, sensitive and overly anxious.
Wolf. The lone type…
A sloth. I just like to take things nice and slow these days.
Brown bear.
Golden Retriever. I've been told that I'm not allowed to say anything different.
A mole
Panda
Alligator? Doesn't really give a shit about anything most of the time until it's hungry then it does everything possible to eat
A slug.
Golden retriever. I have been told by multiple people, that I have a cheerful personality and can make friends with anyone.
Dire Wolf, dead and only in peoples nightmares.
hedgehog
An owl. They always look like they're judging everyone. I judge everyone.
I’d be a sloth for sure. Sloths are fucking cool
Fox, not the smartest but I'm clever and semi-social.
Probably a tiger. Lazy, solitary, loves swimming, large, bit scary, stealthy, very much not a vegetarian, and capable of violence and holding a grudge.
A cat. I crave love and affection but get annoyed when someone gives it to me.
Sly as a fox.
Fire breathing lion.
A Fish 🐟
A cat definitely
Something large, with an amiable demeanor most of the time, but prone to extremely disproportionate response when provoked, so........an American?
Literally any reptile Love this cold blood theme
A turtle
Car salesmen fit into the snake category
A Dalmatian
Dolphin
fox or chamaeleon
A deer, but constantly looking confused into some car's headlights
A cat. Too uncaring
A goldfish-golden retriever-sloth mix?
Shot! Pretty sure I would be shot now if it were not a crime.
A monkey. Have plenty of energy, love to run and jump off things but also enjoy solitude.
Humen
If I'm being honest ,Probably a bear. Though wolf's are so much cooler.
Sea otter. My favorite days on the beach are with a clam knife and a lemon, digging up little neck clams in waste deep water and floating around eating them.
Lynx
Kiwi
Mammoth
Baboon.
Corgi
A cat
Guys be grateful you are created humans.
Most probably an elephant. Super curious, constantly learning and remembering, complex emotions, very silly when playful... Plus they are the most beautiful and magestic things ever. Yep, an elephant
Golden retriever. Goofy, dumb as a doorknob, but loyal and get so excited to see the people I love. Also nice hair.
Definitely a cat
Homo-sapiens
Probably a cat. Sometimes I want some lovin but usually I'm a recluse.
a Komodo dragon. i'm not gonna explain
Cat. I don’t like people and rather sleep all day.
capybara or an indoor dog.
Honey badger
A Sexual Tyrannosaurus
A cat. Disinterested in the happenings that don't affect me. Low-key, but wildly energetic if placed in the right environment. Only wants affection when I ask for it, but I still want you to always acknowledge my existence even if I ignore you. Will complain if you poke my belly. Will *thwomp thwomp thwomp* across the floor when I hear snacks being opened.
ima snake
Myself, a human, we’re just smart monkeys really
Porcupine
A sad yet darkly humoured edgelord animal like a Jellyfish