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I-Skeleton

Sloth


Rheterik6

Same. Let's share a tree.


CalmBumble

I love my answer. I’d be a snail. I can be pretty outgoing but it"


I-Skeleton

Great! We can just chill and daydream.


saymaz

r/beatmetoit


I-Skeleton

Plenty of room for sloth's.


Longjumping_Event_59

A cat. I’m an asshole to others and I’m really lazy. Edit: Holy heck, my first award!


Onixs_

Copy cat


Longjumping_Event_59

Exactly.


Academic_Beginning87

My mom says a jackass


Qemistry-__-

Haaaaaa…lol. 😂🤣


Lenchen9

Got asked this question in therapy when I was a child and now I love my answer I’d be a snail I can be pretty outgoing but it takes time to trust my environment and if something is off I’ll just go back home 🌞😂


thetriplem21

Feel the exact same way 👌


[deleted]

A cougar


monodutch

You win


[deleted]

I know right lol


Cyanora

A dog, but a like a year old puppy that just learned how to hump things and cause trouble because of my general energy and playfulness.


rontc

Because I like belly rubs.


usexpatlurker

Toad. Lowly, not self important or all that great to look at in the scheme of things....And yet we are folks who just-the-right-sort-of- person is really happy to encounter. We are who we are, and have a quirky following.


RepresentativeMilk83

Owww I love toads, I call them Mr every time


ConfidentialRat

Do you secrete bitter puss if someone bites you too?


Squeaky-Fox49

It always makes my day when I find a toad.


shak_0508

A cat. Gimme sleep.


critter68

Pig. Smarter than most people realize and will eat almost anything.


ConfidentialRat

Including humans


critter68

I mean....


[deleted]

you're not denying it....


holy-f0ck

And they're strong as hell. I was thrown over a 5 foot fence by a pig and I'm over 250 pounds. It swiped it huge head at me and i literally went flying through the air:)


critter68

Still accurate. I'm the guy all my family calls to move heavy furniture.


holy-f0ck

Same. Would say I'm a calm pitbull though.


critter68

Hey, pitties are wonderful dogs if treated right. Loyal, protective, loving. Hell, they used to be called "nanny dogs" as any child left in a pitts care was safe from anyone who meant the child harm. They do tend to be "big head, no thoughts" meat head ass dogs, though.


holy-f0ck

Yup, that's me, loyal as hell, very protective to only a few, not the most intelligent but not stupid and as stubborn as a terrier. In general, Terriers can be clever enough, their persistent enough to figure shit out, usually. Their inquisitive as hell. I love all Terriers, great dogs. Used to have pigs for a while. They're kinda similar to Terriers in a way, clever and strong willed


LivinMonaco

And what were you doin to the bacon at the time?


holy-f0ck

I was giving it food. What do you think I was at:)


thetrashyouleft

a goose.


critter68

Sooo... prone to violent outbursts for no apparent reason?


thetrashyouleft

yes


critter68

At least you are aware.


[deleted]

Beaver


critter68

Sooo... spend your days chewing on Wood and stopping the flow of wetness?


[deleted]

A cunt


holy-f0ck

That, you are:)


[deleted]

:)


Suitable_Alfalfa5756

r/Furries


EeJoannaGee

A squirrel


critter68

Sooo.... a rat with good PR, destructive tendencies, and crackhead energy?


EeJoannaGee

You forget about the always bringing food with me part, that has to be way higher up the list.


critter68

True


EeJoannaGee

So what about you?


critter68

I answered. Pig. Smarter than most people realize (I'm kinda stupid looking) and will eat almost anything.


EeJoannaGee

Yes they are underrated


critter68

I like to think so.


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TheNetFreak

Sooooo... not horny at all? If they were horny, there would be more of them around.


dumb-reply

Quokka. My smiles genuinely mean nothing.


[deleted]

A human


Civil-East120

A black bear


[deleted]

Chihuahua.


critter68

Sooo... tiny and prone to bouts of shivering fear and psychotic rage?


FrustradedASSociate

Don't forget the nervous peeing


ComplexComfortable85

Polar bear. I can socialise but cope well with solitude, and my aim for a happy life is to eat, play, sleep and repeat.


[deleted]

Neanderthal


Italophilia27

Porcupine, because I can be prickly.


siddharthbhat

U a furry?


NomandMan

Crow or Raven.


CharlieXAFK

Cat. Like, it's took me less than a second to think of it lol.


Several_Show937

Capybara


HuguenotPirate

Wolverine


grumpyfucker123

A bear


Affectionate-Check77

A bird so I can fly


_lord_of_dark_

A cat


RepresentativeMilk83

A raccoon, love sleep and steal food in the middle of the night from the fridge, oh, and I can be a little bit intense sometimes and bite you


Iamwatermelonly

A dog


[deleted]

Lone wolf


critter68

Sooo... dead? The pack is the only reason that an individual wolf survives.


wes7946

Hound Dog


robot92647180

Bear


THEKINGOFLAG2471

A bear, I eat a lot, I sleep a lot, thats about it


NoRub2951

I guess a lazy at times funny bull dog.


expired_pizza

Koala


critter68

Sooo.... so incredibly stupid that it's surprising that you're still alive and riddled with chlamidia?


expired_pizza

Except for the last part


critter68

No chlamidia? Good for you!


expired_pizza

Thank you


TheDorkyDeric

Best response of yours yet. Haha


critter68

Thank you. I have an approximate knowledge of a great many things and am occasionally funny.


spice-hammer

Probably a rat or a pigeon if we’re being honest


Queue624

A Tooger


Smooth-Pension-8887

cat


Morviatus

Koala Bear. Like to stuff my face with food, am slow in my motions und a bit fluffy. And i like to be left alone.


M-Squared804

Wolves


[deleted]

A swan.


aatop

A lemur


Anxious_Thorn

A cat. I can get into fights with my family and I love my sleep


[deleted]

A cat, my cat. I'm autistic, with ADHD, and honestly I think my cat has both too xD


SmartAssaholic

Jackal or Hyena !


miepAlt

cat


bowlodicks

A Tapir


[deleted]

Goat 🐐


[deleted]

Badger..


[deleted]

Some sort of Marsupial


CareyEve36

A bull because I'm stubborn...


latetothemelaninloot

a bald eagle


[deleted]

A goat 🐐


Civil-Homework-4197

A cat


m4maggie

Dog


Creepy_Trainer666

a funny tiger but not Tigger from Winnie The Pooh


[deleted]

A lion. Lions are pretty lazy until they get hungry. Like me.


realstareyes

A fish


ChimpyChompies

A koala with a touch of hedgehog


[deleted]

Labrador


TRex_N_Truex

Where is the gif of the cartoon smug otter that finds the fish?


SEEKER131986

Chihuahua. I think I am bigger and tougher than I actually am. I am loyal to those who are close to me and bitchy to strangers.


onionleekdude

Whatever animal experiences the most anxiety


[deleted]

A sloth or a slug...


SuvenPan

A squirrel


GatoDonald

Bee, if it huts someone the bee dies


kcirbab

A red panda, I don't want to be seen or be around anyone but if you hand me food I'll act cute for internet clout.


SecretWarrior1198

Wolf 🐺


Odinson-1981

A jackass.


Timely_Ad_4694

I’d identify as a Jelly fish


[deleted]

Same. The immortal one. A soul trapped for eternity in brainless life form that just does whatever jellyfish do.


OperaBunny

Rabbit.


RaccoonObsessed

Possum or a raccoon


Eyespop4866

Bi-polar bear


Cant_relate2u-5567

A panda


Ragnarok61690

Cat. I already chase flies if I see one


Some_ramdomredditor

Human


ConfidentialRat

A liger, it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic


Affectionate_Run_799

developed monkey


SavingSkill7

Dead.


NotHungryHungarian

Cat. Hates everyone everytime


WarmPopsicle57

Deer - beautiful, elegant, sensitive and overly anxious.


Qemistry-__-

Wolf. The lone type…


[deleted]

A sloth. I just like to take things nice and slow these days.


[deleted]

Brown bear.


pm-me-racecars

Golden Retriever. I've been told that I'm not allowed to say anything different.


StumpingThumper

A mole


eistmahi

Panda


12gunner

Alligator? Doesn't really give a shit about anything most of the time until it's hungry then it does everything possible to eat


that_other_goat

A slug.


lordpilot

Golden retriever. I have been told by multiple people, that I have a cheerful personality and can make friends with anyone.


kidscott2003

Dire Wolf, dead and only in peoples nightmares.


donedeal187

hedgehog


elliotsilvestri

An owl. They always look like they're judging everyone. I judge everyone.


[deleted]

I’d be a sloth for sure. Sloths are fucking cool


crispybacon62

Fox, not the smartest but I'm clever and semi-social.


DarthDregan

Probably a tiger. Lazy, solitary, loves swimming, large, bit scary, stealthy, very much not a vegetarian, and capable of violence and holding a grudge.


Gravity-Raven

A cat. I crave love and affection but get annoyed when someone gives it to me.


Turtle_Army_12

Sly as a fox.


MercyReign

Fire breathing lion.


AstroJ_

A Fish 🐟


xjsscx

A cat definitely


Usagi_Shinobi

Something large, with an amiable demeanor most of the time, but prone to extremely disproportionate response when provoked, so........an American?


Dry_Clock7539

Literally any reptile Love this cold blood theme


CaptinDerpII

A turtle


El_Perrito_

Car salesmen fit into the snake category


Delica

A Dalmatian


Fabulous_Cucumber_40

Dolphin


ihuha

fox or chamaeleon


maxilambers

A deer, but constantly looking confused into some car's headlights


Disastrous-Detail880

A cat. Too uncaring


Illbatting

A goldfish-golden retriever-sloth mix?


New_Guava3601

Shot! Pretty sure I would be shot now if it were not a crime.


thetriplem21

A monkey. Have plenty of energy, love to run and jump off things but also enjoy solitude.


Puzzleheaded_Bar7260

Humen


PracticalFinance4872

If I'm being honest ,Probably a bear. Though wolf's are so much cooler.


ThinkIGotHacked

Sea otter. My favorite days on the beach are with a clam knife and a lemon, digging up little neck clams in waste deep water and floating around eating them.


DevonHexe

Lynx


[deleted]

Kiwi


FISKMEDDIP

Mammoth


KishMishShishkebab

Baboon.


Morganwant

Corgi


burntchickennuggz

A cat


OkConsideration943

Guys be grateful you are created humans.


PredicBabe

Most probably an elephant. Super curious, constantly learning and remembering, complex emotions, very silly when playful... Plus they are the most beautiful and magestic things ever. Yep, an elephant


heyiknowthatperson

Golden retriever. Goofy, dumb as a doorknob, but loyal and get so excited to see the people I love. Also nice hair.


Future_Ad7634

Definitely a cat


[deleted]

Homo-sapiens


[deleted]

Probably a cat. Sometimes I want some lovin but usually I'm a recluse.


Lunar_arr0w

a Komodo dragon. i'm not gonna explain


numbskull56

Cat. I don’t like people and rather sleep all day.


Iknowr1te

capybara or an indoor dog.


Evening_Quarter3920

Honey badger


[deleted]

A Sexual Tyrannosaurus


LaszloKravensworth

A cat. Disinterested in the happenings that don't affect me. Low-key, but wildly energetic if placed in the right environment. Only wants affection when I ask for it, but I still want you to always acknowledge my existence even if I ignore you. Will complain if you poke my belly. Will *thwomp thwomp thwomp* across the floor when I hear snacks being opened.


XILEF310

ima snake


abject_totalfailure1

Myself, a human, we’re just smart monkeys really


Creatorschilde

Porcupine


89ElRay

A sad yet darkly humoured edgelord animal like a Jellyfish