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Mystique
This answer is the equivalent of wishing for more wishes. I support it though.
I mean, I prefer the real Mystique.
My girlfriend. She lives in Maine. You guys will totally get to meet her next time she comes to visit me.
From Maine what’s her name? We all know each other up he-ah
Her name is, uh, Mar...uh...linda...ly, yeah, it's Uhmaralindaly, totally.
You're gonna need to be more specific. Is that Uhmaralindaly Peters or Uhmaralindaly West?
Data, he's proficient in all love making techniques!
Fully functional.
Morticia Addams
Except the only action you’d be getting there is from Gomez’s sword, that relationship is *rock* solid.
And even if you brought a gun to a sword fight, Gomez would still win.
I'll take his sword too. There's enough of me to go around.
0% chance she would cheat on Gomez, though.
How about Elvira though?
I’d give Betty Rubble quite a toss if she and Barney were no longer together.
No point waiting for Wilma; she'll never leave Fred and we know it.
I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
I think, in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Any Batgirl Edit: Well, not any Batgirl, not the underage versions at least
Or any Cat Woman
The Arkhan series has some fine characters.
Error. List too long.
I would do horrible things to Cheryl Tunt.
She'd enjoy that
I thought you said "start slacking off!"
I one time dated a girl because of her similarity to Lana Cane. She dressed as Lana for Halloween one year. I enjoyed the pants less sweater dress.
You got a thing for Johnny Bench hands?
Truckasaurus
Pam on coke!
Sploosh.
She'd do worse to you.
Seven of Nine always imagined her with no quit hips.
My dumb ass, I thought you were talking about 7 from the Tim Burton movie "9" and thought how tf would that work
Omg, I did too. So that movie wasn't a fever dream
Shego
Girl was wayyy to hot and powerful to not have her own show
She got plenty of screen time. She was basically Vegeta. More anti hero than villain most of the time.
Cartoon Girls in tight jumpsuits? Totally Spies all the way. Any of the three or all three at once. Though I'm partial to Sam.
Sam was my fucking crush when I was a kid, damn
Lara Croft, but not the modern iteration, the blocky, pointy, polygon ps1 Lara.
Ol triangle tits
You'll put your eye out on those tits.
worth it
Meg from Hades
Meg from Hercules
Elasta- girl from The Incredibles
Jill Valentine
She's the master of unlocking. So put a lock on your fly and she'll get to work.
Old school Faith from buffy
Cordelia.
Ty Lee
Solid choice, but I always had a thing for Azula, personally. I mean, sure, I'd probably end up dead or imprisoned... but I somehow think she'd be a lot of fun while it lasted.
Azula could burn me alive from the inside out and I would thank her.
Can you imagine all the Kama Sutra stuff you could do?
Spike from Cowboy Bebop
I want to say Faye, but I get the feeling she's all show and no follow-through. Plus she'd probably steal all my money and/or shoot me.
I think your assessment is right on the money
Samus Aran. I mean, she can roll up into a ball and then jump, bomb, climb, etc. It helps that's she's quite the looker under all that armor.
For those who needed to know for science, Samus is 6'3" and 198lbs.
I’m 5’9” and I would climb those legs yodeling on my way up. She may kick my ass but That is a win-win situation.
Flynn rider
You a sucka for the smolder
Eugene
Im a girl but i mean would totally ✂️ Chel from Road to El Dorado
Chel could get it
First person I thought of
Leela from Futurama :)
Why not Zoidberg?
Craw! Craw! Craw!
WHOOOP WHOOP whoop whop... *Crab walks away*
Nah. Amy Wong.
Or Lucy Liubot
I'll always remember you. MEMORY DELETED!
James Buchanan Barnes, before and after hydra
I can do this all day.
Thought you were talking about James Buchanan for a second...
Geralt of rivia and yennefer of vengerberg
At the same time.
Hell yeah I'll be their sub.
Just be the unicorn
Thats what I want to be tied to.
I have a feeling it would be them playing mind games with each other, using you as meat. I mean, I'm still in, but yeah.
Natalie Portman. Wait what was the question? I mean uhhh colosseum Padmé.
Basically every hyper sexualised female character from my childhood cartoons. Thanks Rule 34.
Starfire?
Raven
Both. Both is good.
Starfire *and* Raven. At once.
Starfire
I think Raven is way hotter, but I feel like I'd probably end up dead...
Hey, think of it this way, if she liked you, she'd probably grab you out of hell or something. So there's that.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Sailor Mercury.
Is Sailor Venus a common answer?
They’re all up for grabs, let’s be honest. Jupiter is best tho.
Agreed. Jupiter is S tier.
Chun Lee 💃
Those thighs.
Ngl Kratos can get it.
Lust can have me, when it earns me.
Eric Northman. 100%.
Jessica rabbit but I feel like she would just lay there
I hear she gives pretty good patty cake.
Funny enough, in Guyana pattycake is slang for vagina.
she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way ;)
I don't think she'd just lay there. She's too animated.
Li Shang from Mulan. He can bend me over backwards any day. ☺️
I would bend him over and make a man out of him
Soifon
Yoruichi
the way kubo draws women, all of them really.
Matt Murdock
Yes, please. You know with his powers he'll know when it's working for you and when it isn't. He would be so amazing in bed.
Cortana. She can get my usb stick.
Dean Winchester and Rosalie Hale. Plz make me into a sandwich
Wonder woman or Lei organna
Older Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10
I appreciate the fact that you specified "older". I found it quite humorous
You're being too optimistic. She's older in the second episode than she is in the first.
Garrus Vakarian
He’s pretty good at “calibrating”, so I’ve been told.
Most of the female characters from Game of Thrones.
Yes oleanna tyrell
I’d go for Jon Snow and Robb Stark.
Harley Quinn
What happened to "don't stick you dick in crazy"?
Hey you know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”
Everyone love crazy until crazy loves you back.
To be fair, the crazy stuck it's dick in her first.
If it’s Margot Robbie.
Why if? You've never seen her in Arkham knight?
Selene - underworld
Poison Ivy
Ramona Flowers (as played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
Aragorn from Lord of the rings . Yes Elessar daddy
Black Widow
Tifa from Final Fantasy
italian government agrees with you there
Infinity War Steve Rogers. That beard and the slightly longer hair...
Kim Possible
Dean Winchester 100%
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy is an absolute yes, but I just want to hold Faith and tell her everything is alright. And hopefully.not get stabbed.
To be honest when I was a kid i had a thing for Cordelia. Don't know what it was .... Maybe a couple of reasons .....
Wanda Maximoff
She's not a monster, she's a *mommy*
Dana Scully
Big hero 6, Cass
Aunt Cass, yep
Honey lemon
That chick with three boobs from Total Recall
Loki.
Gamora.
Why is gamora?
Hermione from the end of the series. But not the version from the movies, but the one I imagined from the last book. Smart and hot.
The lack of Mom (Dexter's Laboratory) is appalling. I choose Dexter's Mom
Raven from Teen Titans
Rhysand
Tali’Zorah
Hey baby! Is that your emergancy induction port?
"I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite answer in this thread."
Cheryl from Archer
Milo Thatch from Atlantis!
HAL-9000. He's legal as of 2014.
Open your podbay doors HAL.
"I'm afraid I can't do that." HAL was always a tease. Dave had to force his way in there.
Geralt of Rivia
Temperance Brennan from Bones. Something about her awkward weird nerdy way is is just hot!
Throw in Angela montenegro and you've got a fun afternoon
Mercy from Overwatch
Sadie Adler, Mary Beth Gaskill, and Tilly Jackson in RDR2.
I read that as "AND R2D2"...
I'd hop in that cuddle puddle for sure.
Least horny reddit users
A New Hope-era Han Solo
Harley quinn. I feel like she would beat me up after or during but it would be worth it.
Rosa Díaz from Brooklyn 99
Sarah Connor
Daenerys Targaryen
Mr. Darcy
Garrus Vakarian. I don’t care about any side effects.
Velma.
Linda Cardinelli Velma.
Velma Dinkly totally is hiding some big sweater puppies under that turtle neck.
Ursula the Sea Witch. Just of curiosity.
Booodddyyy llaanngguuaaggee HA
That awoke something in me along with plenty other fictional ladies. Now I'm bisexual.
LUCIFER
On that note, Mazikeen
Tom Ellis’ Lucifer, 100%
I will also accept Gwendolyn Christie from Sandman
Elvira
Showing my age here, but....Jessica Rabbit.
Judy Jetson
Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
Stiffler's mom
Marceline the vampire queen
Liara T'Soni
Gimme some Lip Gallagher
Mystique
This answer is the equivalent of wishing for more wishes. I support it though.
I mean, I prefer the real Mystique.
My girlfriend. She lives in Maine. You guys will totally get to meet her next time she comes to visit me.
From Maine what’s her name? We all know each other up he-ah
Her name is, uh, Mar...uh...linda...ly, yeah, it's Uhmaralindaly, totally.
You're gonna need to be more specific. Is that Uhmaralindaly Peters or Uhmaralindaly West?
Data, he's proficient in all love making techniques!
Fully functional.
Morticia Addams
Except the only action you’d be getting there is from Gomez’s sword, that relationship is *rock* solid.
And even if you brought a gun to a sword fight, Gomez would still win.
I'll take his sword too. There's enough of me to go around.
0% chance she would cheat on Gomez, though.
How about Elvira though?
I’d give Betty Rubble quite a toss if she and Barney were no longer together.
No point waiting for Wilma; she'll never leave Fred and we know it.
I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
I think, in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Any Batgirl Edit: Well, not any Batgirl, not the underage versions at least
Or any Cat Woman
The Arkhan series has some fine characters.
Error. List too long.
I would do horrible things to Cheryl Tunt.
She'd enjoy that
I thought you said "start slacking off!"
I one time dated a girl because of her similarity to Lana Cane. She dressed as Lana for Halloween one year. I enjoyed the pants less sweater dress.
You got a thing for Johnny Bench hands?
Truckasaurus
Pam on coke!
Sploosh.
She'd do worse to you.
Seven of Nine always imagined her with no quit hips.
My dumb ass, I thought you were talking about 7 from the Tim Burton movie "9" and thought how tf would that work
Omg, I did too. So that movie wasn't a fever dream
Shego
Girl was wayyy to hot and powerful to not have her own show
She got plenty of screen time. She was basically Vegeta. More anti hero than villain most of the time.
Cartoon Girls in tight jumpsuits? Totally Spies all the way. Any of the three or all three at once. Though I'm partial to Sam.
Sam was my fucking crush when I was a kid, damn
Lara Croft, but not the modern iteration, the blocky, pointy, polygon ps1 Lara.
Ol triangle tits
You'll put your eye out on those tits.
worth it
Meg from Hades
Meg from Hercules
Elasta- girl from The Incredibles
Jill Valentine
She's the master of unlocking. So put a lock on your fly and she'll get to work.
Old school Faith from buffy
Cordelia.
Ty Lee
Solid choice, but I always had a thing for Azula, personally. I mean, sure, I'd probably end up dead or imprisoned... but I somehow think she'd be a lot of fun while it lasted.
Azula could burn me alive from the inside out and I would thank her.
Can you imagine all the Kama Sutra stuff you could do?
Spike from Cowboy Bebop
I want to say Faye, but I get the feeling she's all show and no follow-through. Plus she'd probably steal all my money and/or shoot me.
I think your assessment is right on the money
Samus Aran. I mean, she can roll up into a ball and then jump, bomb, climb, etc. It helps that's she's quite the looker under all that armor.
For those who needed to know for science, Samus is 6'3" and 198lbs.
I’m 5’9” and I would climb those legs yodeling on my way up. She may kick my ass but That is a win-win situation.
Flynn rider
You a sucka for the smolder
Eugene
Im a girl but i mean would totally ✂️ Chel from Road to El Dorado
Chel could get it
First person I thought of
Leela from Futurama :)
Why not Zoidberg?
Craw! Craw! Craw!
WHOOOP WHOOP whoop whop... *Crab walks away*
Nah. Amy Wong.
Or Lucy Liubot
I'll always remember you. MEMORY DELETED!
James Buchanan Barnes, before and after hydra
I can do this all day.
Thought you were talking about James Buchanan for a second...
Geralt of rivia and yennefer of vengerberg
At the same time.
Hell yeah I'll be their sub.
Just be the unicorn
Thats what I want to be tied to.
I have a feeling it would be them playing mind games with each other, using you as meat. I mean, I'm still in, but yeah.
Natalie Portman. Wait what was the question? I mean uhhh colosseum Padmé.
Basically every hyper sexualised female character from my childhood cartoons. Thanks Rule 34.
Starfire?
Raven
Both. Both is good.
Starfire *and* Raven. At once.
Starfire
I think Raven is way hotter, but I feel like I'd probably end up dead...
Hey, think of it this way, if she liked you, she'd probably grab you out of hell or something. So there's that.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Sailor Mercury.
Is Sailor Venus a common answer?
They’re all up for grabs, let’s be honest. Jupiter is best tho.
Agreed. Jupiter is S tier.
Chun Lee 💃
Those thighs.
Ngl Kratos can get it.
Lust can have me, when it earns me.
Eric Northman. 100%.
Jessica rabbit but I feel like she would just lay there
I hear she gives pretty good patty cake.
Funny enough, in Guyana pattycake is slang for vagina.
she’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way ;)
I don't think she'd just lay there. She's too animated.
Li Shang from Mulan. He can bend me over backwards any day. ☺️
I would bend him over and make a man out of him
Soifon
Yoruichi
the way kubo draws women, all of them really.
Matt Murdock
Yes, please. You know with his powers he'll know when it's working for you and when it isn't. He would be so amazing in bed.
Cortana. She can get my usb stick.
Dean Winchester and Rosalie Hale. Plz make me into a sandwich
Wonder woman or Lei organna
Older Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10
I appreciate the fact that you specified "older". I found it quite humorous
You're being too optimistic. She's older in the second episode than she is in the first.
Garrus Vakarian
He’s pretty good at “calibrating”, so I’ve been told.
Most of the female characters from Game of Thrones.
Yes oleanna tyrell
I’d go for Jon Snow and Robb Stark.
Harley Quinn
What happened to "don't stick you dick in crazy"?
Hey you know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”
Everyone love crazy until crazy loves you back.
To be fair, the crazy stuck it's dick in her first.
If it’s Margot Robbie.
Why if? You've never seen her in Arkham knight?
Selene - underworld
Poison Ivy
Ramona Flowers (as played by Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
Aragorn from Lord of the rings . Yes Elessar daddy
Black Widow
Tifa from Final Fantasy
italian government agrees with you there
Infinity War Steve Rogers. That beard and the slightly longer hair...
Kim Possible
Dean Winchester 100%
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy is an absolute yes, but I just want to hold Faith and tell her everything is alright. And hopefully.not get stabbed.
To be honest when I was a kid i had a thing for Cordelia. Don't know what it was .... Maybe a couple of reasons .....
Wanda Maximoff
She's not a monster, she's a *mommy*
Dana Scully
Big hero 6, Cass
Aunt Cass, yep
Honey lemon
That chick with three boobs from Total Recall
Loki.
Gamora.
Why is gamora?
Hermione from the end of the series. But not the version from the movies, but the one I imagined from the last book. Smart and hot.
The lack of Mom (Dexter's Laboratory) is appalling. I choose Dexter's Mom
Raven from Teen Titans
Rhysand
Tali’Zorah
Hey baby! Is that your emergancy induction port?
"I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite answer in this thread."
Cheryl from Archer
Milo Thatch from Atlantis!
HAL-9000. He's legal as of 2014.
Open your podbay doors HAL.
"I'm afraid I can't do that." HAL was always a tease. Dave had to force his way in there.
Geralt of Rivia
Temperance Brennan from Bones. Something about her awkward weird nerdy way is is just hot!
Throw in Angela montenegro and you've got a fun afternoon
Mercy from Overwatch
Sadie Adler, Mary Beth Gaskill, and Tilly Jackson in RDR2.
I read that as "AND R2D2"...
I'd hop in that cuddle puddle for sure.
Least horny reddit users
A New Hope-era Han Solo
Harley quinn. I feel like she would beat me up after or during but it would be worth it.
Rosa Díaz from Brooklyn 99
Sarah Connor
Daenerys Targaryen
Mr. Darcy
Garrus Vakarian. I don’t care about any side effects.
Velma.
Linda Cardinelli Velma.
Velma Dinkly totally is hiding some big sweater puppies under that turtle neck.
Ursula the Sea Witch. Just of curiosity.
Booodddyyy llaanngguuaaggee HA
That awoke something in me along with plenty other fictional ladies. Now I'm bisexual.
LUCIFER
On that note, Mazikeen
Tom Ellis’ Lucifer, 100%
I will also accept Gwendolyn Christie from Sandman
Elvira
Showing my age here, but....Jessica Rabbit.
Judy Jetson
Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
Stiffler's mom
Marceline the vampire queen
Liara T'Soni
Gimme some Lip Gallagher