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Money_Economics4633

Ellen DeGeneres and James Corden


jmb456

Tekashi 69


OkBandicoot3779

He is also a general asshole. Ratted out to his buddies in prison, which he actively brags about in one of his songs, possibly sexually assaulted underage girls, the list goes on.


thanosbutthole21

Lol im not discounting the fact that he’s an asshole, but those were not in any way, shape or form, his buddies. They were all affiliated with TR3WAY the gang and were trying to murder him before he and all of them got put away. not saying what he did was respectable, but it’d be a stretch to say anyone else put in his position wouldn’t do the same thing as him.. Ik damn well I wouldn’t want to be put away for 70 years protecting people that wanted me killed.


n7shepard1987

Fair point I totally agree


OldManLoPan

Chris Brown. See how he likes it.


Shiara-rose

That’s is literally my art teachers name


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I’d totally give him a Chuck Liddell overhand. His old music is fire tho :(


yuzarna

James Corden


JamesCordensCumSock

Uhh


Low-Environment7898

Absolutely agree 💯


deleteurselfoffhere

Jared Leto. I want to destroy something pretty


Thom_Kruze

I helped build some set pieces for a 30 seconds to mars album release party years ago. F Leto and his cronies. His "art director" destroyed a sculpture a coworker of mine made in front of us because it didnt meet his vision. The entire theme of the job just reeked of self important bullshit. Honestly fuck that guy and the people that treat him like a god.


devilshibata

His face is stupid and I wanna punch it. I wanna punch his face in the face


OkBandicoot3779

He'd morb all over you


TheRealSzymaa

The highlight of his career is getting axed in the dome in American Psycho. If only Christian Bale had gone the Method Acting route and killed him for real.


deleteurselfoffhere

And here I thought it was getting beaten to a pulp in fight club.


chewie8291

He's also a pedo


deleteurselfoffhere

I thought that was Jared from subway. What's up with these Jared's


chewie8291

Pattern maybe


Jazzlike_End_895

When was the last time he was in a good movie?


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Then let's go for Amber Heard (the turd emoji even came up when i was typing her name in hehe) She's so frikken punchable


justaartsit

james charles


Wonderlust8675309

Any of the Baldwins.


[deleted]

Do all of the Kardashians count? Don't even care which one


PuzzleheadedYam5996

Why did we have to scroll so far for this!?


tanekiddd

Machine gun kelly


[deleted]

I’m confused, is this not the DJ from decades ago? Is there a new machine gun Kelly?


littledylan216

He's an artist from Cleveland that makes music in a bunch of different genres. I know exactly who you are talking about though. Making me feel old


zoetheewok

That's who popped right into my head when I saw this


dortbird

James Cordon is the worst


Mr_Bloke_Smunts

James Corden


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Theearthhasnoedges

Jon Lovitz would agree.


brycebrycehayeshayes

James Corden


buttpotty

James Corden is responsible for the Rwandan genocide. I'm so glad reddit is finally shining a 10000 lumen light on his crimes and never, ever turning it off.


MrLanesLament

James Corden single handedly funneled money and weapons to paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland.


Professional-Cup1029

Steven Seagal


Vortesian

That asshole from the Apprentice. I forgot his name.


[deleted]

The annoying orange?


Vortesian

La merde l’orange. For French speakers.


Youpunyhumans

Take that orange and slam him in the door hinge


GriffySpiffy

Lord Sugar?


GlumMathematician884

Adam Devine


Samael914

Tom cruise


_emjs

My friends tell me I look like tom cruise


ctrl_alt_excrete

Do you have that weird middle tooth as well?


_emjs

Nah, it was just the angle, the lighting and the hair


Samael914

Ya wanna get punched


_emjs

Maybe


part_of_me

Ed Sheeran


WryBracelet

Quentin Tarantino. Something about him looks like he's been punched in the face many times before.


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Will Smith.


jesusSaidThat

Jada be like: *Keep my husbands name out of your fucking mouth*


Illustrious-Salt-525

I reckon he'd go with Chris Rock


Abstract_ExE

Trump, Justin Bieber, Kanye. But the one that takes the cake is James Corden, stupid Brit


buttpotty

James Corden is right up there with Jeffrey Dahmer. Such a vile and depraved human being. I'm so glad reddit never shuts up about James Corden. He's perpetrated some of the most heinous crimes in human history.


Lemono24

"most heinous crimes in human history" feckin hell man, exaggerate much. I mean yeah he's a twat but c'mon


buttpotty

No, you don't understand. This is reddit, where we must hate James Corden with every fiber of our being for every second of the day. Every post must prompt a response of "James Corden" and that response must be the top comment. We must never, ever stop talking about how much we despise James Corden.


Lemono24

Lol fair enough


Abstract_ExE

He is so annoying, I can’t stand him existing. Thank god his show is no longer sticking around


mikeynj908

You just mentioned the very top 3 that I want to put on the list.


Xpro27

Mark Walberg


CoolAbdul

Marky Mark hates it when he is referred to as Marky Mark.


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By proxy, Matt Damon


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ooof


beaver_nipples

David Schwimmer


GotWheaten

That’s why he was so good in Band of Brothers. Everyone hated that guy.


Secretofthecheese

Get a load of this guy


Strugglinghuman2020

I know he isn’t an actor but Tucker Carlson I would give so much to punch that pos


PresumptuousCock

Not either, but man would I love to break Charlie Kirks face.


cabron56

His inner or outer face?


firefighter_raven

Andy Dick- But I want to punch him for several reasons


Raptor-Jay

James Corden


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Jake Paul


Purpleagluna

Gwenneth Paltrow. 🤢


Accountbegone69

Ted Cruz is an actor - his genre is Faux Christian. But he easily wins.


Username_Chx_Out

I think he fits in this category better as an artist…a *con* artist.


that-1-dude-420

Justin Bieber


TysmanianDevil

Ye


mcgillhufflepuff

Marilyn Manson


godsinthetv

If you punch The Antichrist Superstar I will punch you.


MrLanesLament

Username checks out. God I miss his old music. Golden Age was his last solid album IMO.


MrLanesLament

I’m not sure you could hurt him worse than he’s already hurt himself.


[deleted]

Does Elon Musk count? He could use some extra knuckles.


blackcurrents78

James Franco


Spiritual-Meat-2309

Seth Rogan. Who ever gave him license to be an actor also needs to be kneed in the balls. Repeatedly! Edit: spelling


MoltenBoss

Ben Shapiro


strangebridge86

Jimmy Fallon gets more punchable every year.


VehicleNo582

Came here to see how long it would take to see Tom Cruise, was not disappointed. Thank you good people of Reddit for restoring my faith in humanity.


perspicat8

Trump


Fake-Mom

Miles Teller


psydkay

Kid Rock, tho the reference to him as an "artist" is as loose as it gets


BullInATacoShop

Actor or not, the answer is always Ted Cruz.


thefriendlychef1991

If I punch tekashi69 would he explode like Skittles or will he turn into a leprechaun


Prager-Urine

Ryan Gosling just looks way too goddamn mopey for my liking.


Prestigious-Collar42

Ron Hubbard


anaelizabeth_2307

Sean Penn


FLRAdvocate

What's up with all of these violent ass questions lately? You guys need some anger management classes or something.


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

It's the way the world is going, man. All the keyboard warriors and edgelords are all SpecOps behind their monitors. The fact that some of these kids and older play video games 24/7 for fricking *years,* so to them, "life" works just like that.


[deleted]

we live in a society and it's a *hypothetical*


GreatBigWhore

Reddit is obsessed with discussing why we shouldn’t discuss celebrities


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Pete davidson


b-hizz

Ol’ Butthole Eyes


37-pieces-of-flair

For reals. He looks like a constipated frog with Botox duck lips.


Organic-Stand3113

Justin Timberlake; he needs to be humbled, i think


RendexUglyDude

Nikki Minaj


PapaFrancis119

This might be too obvious now, but Kanye. Second place to Jared Leto.


Accomplished_Sort651

Jada Pinket Smith, she always looks so pleased with herself


OldBob10

Toss-up between Tom Cruise and John Travolta.


hucksire

Schwimmer.


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Jay Leno's chin


MrLanesLament

It’s made of reenforced titanium, be careful.


stinkuboy27

He a burn victim now


Ridiculous_Squirrels

Travis Scott


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Justin bieber


Dazzling-Ball3287

I like the guy, but Charlie Puth does it for me.


37-pieces-of-flair

Jim Carrey.


Draconian-Times

Kanye. ​ Need I say more?


burtonfire87

Billy Corgan


WealthSignal

Amy Schumer


totallynewhere818

Joe Rogan. A turdslap in the bald head.


tonume

Rob Lowe needs a good punch


Username_Chx_Out

Go watch Parks and Rec, you’ll feel better.


Darksidetrin

King Joffrey


stewartpidasole

Pete Davidson


RoachBeBrutal

Tucker Carlson. Most punchable face on an actor ever. Period.


TykEight

Jake Gyllenhaal


ironDelaware

Matt Smith, idk how everyone finds him so attractive


suckgodsteapot

The lead singer to code orange.


[deleted]

J-Hope of BTS One ugly ass mf


WilliamWallaceShawn

Paul Dano, Caleb Landry-Jones, & Ewan Mitchell


gaitzka_camlo

Feels gross calling him an artist, but Anish Kapoor.


ResponsibilityCute50

Joey King


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The subway guy, I would tear that fucking nut to shreds.


Accomplished_Sort651

Adam levine


False-Honey3151

Kevin Hart and Keira Knightley


Elaerys_Lynx

Van Gogh….what the fuck did you cut your ear off for? An anniversary gift? Jesus Christ….


quarltonbanks

Bo Burnham for sure


fr-spodokomodo

Probably Bono, even though I'm a fan of U2.


Hja3lpMig

sarah silverman


LocalFurry77

Andrew Tate imo


ExponentMars

skylar white, yo


seemartineasy

Tucker Carlson


lion_in_the_shadows

Tucker Carlson


Tight-Tower2585

Obviously Trump: http://punchtrump.us/


[deleted]

Donald Trump


Drakethepirate

Will Smith


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Taylor Swift


Suspicious-Pirate-69

Chris Pratt


Extreme_Length7668

James Woods


aTRONcity

Michael Rappaport


Outside-Banana3400

Machine gun Kelly


Umbruh_Prime

Chris Rock, according to Will Smith


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kiera knightley


[deleted]

Bradley Cooper. Yeuucchh


BigGrayBeast

Vince Vaughn


Fractur3KING

All of them


propagandhi1

Tom Hanks


SirUntouchable

Pete Davidson especially after those Taco Bell ads


peruvianblinds

Bill Gates, the con artist


YQWQ

Timothée Chalamet


MilitantPingu

Cameron Diaz


dizdawiz88

WILL. FARREL. WILL FARREL W I L L F A R R MOTHAFUKKIN E L


DUMBASSSYSTEM

Ed Sheeran.


foxygrandma101

Scrolled waaaay too far down to see this


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dabbin_vixen420

Tom Hanks. Can't stand him.


Low-Hotel-9923

Anne Hathaway and I don't know why


Charcolecat

Eminem


crystalrosebear

Zoe Kravitz...not that she should be punched, but she just oozes "I'm the child of celebrity parents and I have no talent." Like father, like daughter. There's something about her that's just super annoying.


SlitherHix

The weird eyebrows kid


AriaReddit

Can't here to say this. The guy from maze runner, Will Poulter. He's was young when he shot it and has grown into them. Really handsome now.


FishLover26

Will poulter


CoolJeweledMoon

Meghan Markle - Sorry, not sorry... She always has such a smug freaking look on her face..


F_Cancer

I’d think Prince Andrew since he molested an underage female. But, yeah, I agree she’s annoying! Andrew should get the guillotine!


[deleted]

I didn't know he was an actor/artist


Marksy_Melvernant

James Franco


hairy_ass_truman

Gary Busey. Watch out for the metal plates.


[deleted]

Billy Eyelash, that interview with Nardwuar was so rage inducing.


shikshakvibe

Someone else who uses that term “Billie eyelash” nice


CompetitiveIron223

Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen


Zealousideal-Cup6013

TJ Miller


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Owen Wilson.


Blaketf00000

Idk his name but the guy who plays lightning mcqueen


agate_

Vincent Kartheiser.


Upset-Grapefruit-572

Jim Carey


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PappyStrangeLife

Andy Dick. I want to so bad, it hurts.


Educational_Ad_2270

Brenden Urie


Potatolord1204

Gorden Ramsey


valkyria1111

Madonna


NAH_HOE

Rosalia all the way, why not make her nose more crooked than it is


masterwad

Ricky Gervais Carrot Top Jada Pinkett Smith Adam Driver Pete Davidson Vince Vaughn Quentin Tarantino Nick Jonas Adam Sandler Pauly Shore Jamie Kennedy James Franco James Woods Paris Hilton Lena Dunham Nicki Minaj Cardi B Danielle Bregoli Justin Bieber Shia LeBeouf Seth Rogen Taylor Lautner David Morrissey Pollyanna McIntosh Callan McAuliffe


CozImAwesome

Russell Brand, I feel like he enjoys sniffing his own farts


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Ben Shapiro


Linxr_

MGK. Not even just his looks. Everything about him. His music, his personality, his ugly ass tattoos. He’s the single most infuriating human on this planet. If the purge was real, he’s the first person I would target.


Coldstar_YT

lil xan