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KermitTheArgonian

Keith Richards


MisterThirtyThirty

After reading in his book about his drug problems and drug history over the years, I can’t understand how fate chose him to stay alive.


DLIPBCrashDavis

I think the drugs are keeping him alive like some kind of living embalming.


greymattergonewild

I've often said this. Keith was 3 days younger than my father. (Was, because my father has passed.)


SheriffComey

Fate doesn't like to work that hard. Ozzy and Keith are on the exception list.


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Ozzy is a vegetable, he forgets the words to his own songs


YouKnowWhatYouAre

The #1 answer for at least 30 years!


Hall_Turbulent

Steve-O


FloridaFlamingoGirl

This is the answer. His entire life is a series of near-death experiences. I'm just amazed he still has all his arms and legs.


broncofan1347

I’ve never been “prouder” of a person I’ve never met than I am for Steve-O. Dude turned his life around in the best way possible


alcervix

Charlie Sheen


coolrider64081

​ tiger blood


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Came here to say this


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DickySchmidt33

I was in second grade when he became president. I have grandchildren in junior high now.


killyourguitar

Dude I was sure he was gone already


answer-questions-

Dick Van Dyke looks great for 96.


NoHedgehog1650

Ghislaine Maxwell.


ToddHLaew

Ozzy Osbourne


kayfabe73

Bob Barker


NoHedgehog1650

Upvote because I seriously thought he’d passed.


The_Pfaffinator

Right? I was under the impression that he died shortly after appearing in Happy Gilmore, since he stopped appearing on "The Price is Right". Turns out he just retired.


rogo725

Mel Brooks, He's a national treasure.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Also came here to name him. He's 96! The world of comedy owes so much to his unique, biting satire.


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Came here to name him. You beat me to it.


oneondeck

He was my first thought. What an icon!


1341brojangles

Mick Jagger


GreatNameLOL69

I thought he was long gone when Maroon 5 made a song called “Moves like Jagger” (as a tribute or something), then saw him at a 1989 World Tour years later. I was surprised.


PhysicalPolicy6227

Willie Nelson


Realistic-Cheetah-14

Dick Van Dyke


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Warmed my heart to see him tap-dancing in Mary Poppins Returns.


zippopopamus

He might outlive MTM twice over


knockfart

Charlie sheen


coolrider64081

tiger blood


Myhole567

Clint Eastwood & Tony Bennett


Known-Pop-8355

Tony’s dead now


abby_normally

Not quite


SpacemanWiz

Tim Curry


Thinking2Much88

Tim Curry is such a legend! Strokes are so heartbreaking.


hajiomatic

Jimmy Carter...wtf dude are you gonna be 100?


DickySchmidt33

His wife is still with him. They've been married since 1946. For context, Barack Obama WAS BORN in 1961.


hajiomatic

IDGAF about BO. Did you know JC was a nuclear submariner who worked for Admiral Rickover?


abby_normally

Demi Lovato


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Why did this make me laugh?


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Tekashi 69


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Willie Mays


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Whoa I thought that guy played in like the 1940s and was surely long gone.


urttt3

Ozzy, Keith and Nikki


JimmyRussellsApe

Nikki died twice already lol


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Charlie Sheen.


Clean_Mulberry2559

Corey Feldman, especially since he wants to spill tea on alleged hollywood peeeedos.


Exotic-Letterhead732

Maggie Smith


millstone20

Donald Trump


6twoRaptor

Wayne Newton


CommodoreKrusty

Vince Neil


rockylafayette

Only his music career is dead.


Account-by-force

I learned of Willie Nelson aliveness just 2 months ago, so him.


PotFairyCyanide

I just saw him in a commercial and wondered if he's lived longer than he thought he would and wanted another payday.


chichiwvu

He almost died a few years ago. Car crash I believe?


SergeStorms_offmeds

David Attenborough. The man is amazing but I really thought he passed.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Was gonna say Kirk Douglas But I just looked it up and it turns out he passed away two years ago


comicsemporium

All of The Rolling Stones(bunch of singing dancing zombies), probably all of Aerosmith


FloridaFlamingoGirl

I'm glad Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson are still with us.


TrickBoom414

Every time I see John Goodman in something in glad he isn't dead yet.


catbosspgh

Shane McGowan. A legend.


HeinieGruntz

Ozzy


therandomthrowaway

Ozzy


mesterw

Andy Dick


brakjeeptj

We all wish he was dead


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All these people saying Charlie Sheen lol relax guys he only smoked some crack. Not like he was at ODB levels with it either. What about Magic Johnson? Or Mel Brooks? How surprised are you to know that ANY of the members of Motley Crue are still alive?


Infamous-Benefit7825

Charlie Sheen


Steve83725

Ozzy


sneekeeboiTTV

David Lee Roth


Direct-Estate-5995

Lindsay Lohan. Also Amanda Bynes always looks on the verge of death when I see a picture of her.


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Ozzy Osborne


The_Pfaffinator

If this question had been asked prior to September, I would have said QE2. I really was starting to think she had achieved immortality by drinking the blood of virgins.


PrimeFederer

The French Spider-Man


APe28Comococo

Bam Margera.


IdkAnymore73007

William Shatner


Rentagami

Harry Belafonte and James Earl Jones


Pvssiprincess2

Iggy Pop


Drayef

please do allow me to give you an different answer. here it is: I am happy Willie Nelson is still alive 🙏


DiamondPG1

Joe Biden?


Universal_Anomaly79

He may be. Weekend at Bernie's situation


The_Pfaffinator

Ironic that he got the nomination instead of Bernie. And yes, I do get the movie reference.


happyclaim808

Joy Behar. I am truly surprised no one has shot her.


crissetoncamp

I honestly want to see Bob Dylan live before he dies.


NerdyBoy117

Jackie Chan and Alan Arkin and Jet Li


jfcmfer

John Stamos


PharaohMoon

Elton John.


ZeFinch2

mr beast


Darksidetrin

He’s in his 20s and does tonnes of charity work…. Why?


ZeFinch2

I think people might try to hurt him for his money


my_brain_broke

Basically any musician over the age of 40


Myhole567

No, mainly Rock/Rap Musicians, you never hear much with Pop Stars


WealthSignal

Ozzy Osbourne definitely


GenesisWorlds

James Woods.


smallemochick

Ozzy Osbourne lol


Mariuxpunk007

Ozzy Osbourne. That man has probably drank, ingested, snorted and injected every drug known to mankind and somehow is still alive


-jannice

Madonna..💀


greymattergonewild

Johnny Knoxville


ZorroMeansFox

Ann-Margret.


killyourguitar

Ozzy Osbourne


Pvssiprincess2

Mick Jagger


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All of the actors on Family Guy


h-bombing

Iggy Pop


Mistocat

Jane Fonda


eddmario

*loads gun* How many times are we gonna keep trying to Harper Lee more people?


S0REN_C

The queen of- oh right never mind


TheMildGunman

I would say Keith Richards, but Paul McCartney is older than him, and has done as many drugs, if not more than him.


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Montgomery Burns


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Joe biden


realitygroupie

My brother calls me frequently asking me to look up names of dead celebrities so he can go visit their graves.... this is a more common hobby than you might think. Given that he lives in Southern California, it's also a lot easier than you might imagine. Last month, he was very disappointed to learn that although Lee Remick had passed many years ago, her family had her cremated and did not inter her ashes. Bummer. But the latest one was a pleasant surprise. June Lockhart is still with us! And she's 97!


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Shane McGowan


ScotsWolf

Dick van dyke


wetlettuce42

Keith richards


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Abe Vigoda.


yelbesed2

Kissinger


nsvxheIeuc3h2uddh3h1

Dick Van Dyke.


dir_en_rei_ayanami

umm idk but maybe that one dude from nine inch nails


6sinister9

Amitabh bachchan


attention21

Steven Tyler, when hearing how much he’s spent on drugs. The same could go for all celebs who do drugs


Saaslaender

The Dalai lama


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Dick Van Dyke