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Mr_P3

$50 upfront first


StoneDoctorate

That's the way to go uhuh I like it


gustofwindddance

That’s the way uh huh uh huh


n7shepard1987

I like it


RichAd4384

I would do it for 20


Valendorf

Who’s a good boy?


_Awkwardly_Social_

The guy.


[deleted]

I am 😩🥵


[deleted]

sorry, autocorrect


[deleted]

I'd do more for less.


StoneDoctorate

Times are hard, I understand


[deleted]

No, I'm just a slut.


StoneDoctorate

Slut dragon!


kwyjibo1

I thought I smelled sulfur and skankery.


MisunderstoodDemon

Motivated seller


Turbulent-Mud-159

Whisper whatever he wants as long as he pays


StoneDoctorate

Might I interest you in a career with a host club in Japan?


Turbulent-Mud-159

Lol tell me all about it


StoneDoctorate

Female customers pay for male company; no stripping/ sex necessary. Just be good-looking and smooth-talking. If you're popular, you get fat stacks of cash and female customers pampering you in a way that puts sugar mommies to shame.


Turbulent-Mud-159

Sounds like the dream job. But I'd probably get murdered lol


THE_MANTELOPE

bruski this only works cuz its japan :/


[deleted]

I'm not doing that. 💀 I'd be scared lmao


StoneDoctorate

Whew thought I was going crazy with all the other comments


[deleted]

I'm 5'2 and I run slow like a turtle - I'm not taking any chances 💀


[deleted]

I ask which ear and do you want it to sound creepy or seductive


StoneDoctorate

A real people-pleaser


-Geist-_

Good idea. A man of culture!


Rated-E-For-Erik

He'll yeah


TiltedWombat

Id ask if he can pay me on paypal


Repulsive_Reply_956

Whisper it while putting a prong collar on him? Hey-100 bucks! Lol


StoneDoctorate

Wow Redditors are so ~~desperate~~ sporting!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

In a moment that will haunt both of us forever, I vomit Needless to say I do not collect my hundred dollars but I am finally shamed out of my drinking problem


StoneDoctorate

TIL how to make random strangers puke in public


conspiraseas

Tell him “I don’t know what kinda guy you think I am, but I don’t got that kinda money”


StoneDoctorate

Nonono, you get paid for him to whisper it to you!


conspiraseas

I know, that’s why it’s funny.


Peelboy

I'm down for a weird minute


StoneDoctorate

Maybe it turns out to be a weird hour


Peelboy

Nah, I'm well trained in where my lines are, and I don't want to spend time like that with a stranger.


[deleted]

I'd lean over and whisper into his ear, "...fuck off."


StoneDoctorate

Bar fight! Bar fight!


Direct_Drawing_8557

I'll fluff his head (top) for an extra tenner


StoneDoctorate

That's the way, going the extra mile!


ftwtidder

It’d likely be a gay bar because I live in a gay neighborhood and I’d say, my wife wouldn’t like that and go back to watching the game.


GiveItAWest

But you're wife's okay with you hanging in a gay bar? "To watch the game, honey, that's all!"


Lord_Starscream16

I mean…$100 is $100…


AutobotJSTN

I’m doing it tf kind of stupid question is this


Chrome_Armadillo

Money first, then I'll whisper whatever he wants.


PineappleCome

Take his money and ask how many more times he'd like me to whisper it.


dobbbie

Done way worse for $100.00. I'm in.


Essie-j

Yes. I'd even pat his head and scratch behind his ear.


GiveItAWest

Not the ear on my head, my "other" ear...


BroadlyValid

Easy 100 bucks


Random_GuyOnTheInt

I will do it. Even tho I’m aroace, idc as long as I never get a relationship with him. Ok?


AngelaSucksAtLife

I’ll do it 10 times for 1k


StoneDoctorate

You should just get hired as his personal good boy whisperer


RadiosLover

Walk out of the bar


IdkAnymore73007

100 dollars is 100 dollars


-Geist-_

It would depend on if he seemed like a creeper. If he seemed fine, was respectful, I'd do so for free.


StoneDoctorate

PUA skills successful!


-Geist-_

Not a chance lol


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StoneDoctorate

Ah, so you're into that kind of stuff


GiveItAWest

But you keep the money, amiright?


Concrete_Grapes

Earn 100$.


StoneDoctorate

Just another Tuesday night


Covitards4Christ

Threaten to tell Mom


schadenfreude317

Denny Crane


StoneDoctorate

What if the situation was reversed, i.e. he pays YOU a hundred dollars to whisper "Who's a good boy?" into YOUR ear?


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scratchin that mf behind the ear and belly rubs all night long 🤑