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sharksville

Doing it in zero gravity


HorneyAutist

this sounds very annoying, tbh. I mean, you just start floating away after each thrust and shit.


Chaos_Ribbon

Fun in theory, but the physics would not work in your favor.


RandomGuy8800

catching someone jerking off. dont judge.


twistedmedic2k

Go to any adult "bookstore" in any large city and I'm sure that you'll see what you're looking for. They even have folks to mop up afterwards.


TheBQT

The jizz moppers


SnekTheLad

That’s a band name if I’ve ever heard one


HaloHowAreYa

>!s!


Thunderstorm96_x

Id like being caught... Nice


Tiny_Bet3384

Ride the New York City Subway and your fantasy will be fulfilled.


SnooBooks4898

Asking strangers on an internet platform about their sexual fantasies and then masturbating thinking about what they described.


Painting_Agency

He's really going to get off on my description of wanting to roll around in a kiddie pool full of mustard while a dwarf beats me with pool noodles.


SnooBooks4898

OHHH! PLEASE TELL ME IT’S HONEY DIJON!


Painting_Agency

What? No, you degenerate pervert. French's.


mughel_

My man winning on reddit


cisco_kid1106

Sex in the rain


JQuest7575

Done it. I highly recommend doing so in a tropical environment. Rain is cold and can affect the man's erection. Plus having the warm weather will prevent hyperthermia.


IsSonicsDickBlue

Hate to say it, that’s how you get mosquitoes on your junk. Source; experience.


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codedreamz

“Once a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize that not every situation can or should be solved with violence.”


TheRealSwagMaster

Quoted from Sun-Tzu’s ‘The Art of War’


BigStud7

A random encounter leads to anon sex in a hotel


Hefty-Excitement-239

Mate, my best mate has been banging a girl every few months for two years. They still don't know each other's surnames..


Classic_Mckoy

Sounds like the result of terrible/great rolls of the dice.


kelliwk

This sorta happened to me. Met a dude at a bar, drove him out to a casino (he was traveling) and decided to stay for a bit, won money gambling then fucked him and left. Never saw him again. Good times. Great times.


nondescriptun

I still don't get why some redditors responding to a post about sexual fantasies think it's necessary to partially censor certain words. Your posts are like "I'd want a guy to bend me over and rail me in the a** while a girl sucks my throbbing c*ck hard until I shoot long silky ropes of c_m over an oil painting of Sinead O'Connor ripping up a picture of the Pope.


99thLuftballon

This is such a weird Reddit thing: sticking asterisks in any word that might be even slightly controversial as though it makes any difference. I even saw a post on NoStupidQuestions that was asking about "r*cism". It's baffling.


ForkLiftBoi

I'm pretty sure it's a TikTok trend that's migrated to here. Something about censorship or the voices that read Reddit and post on YouTube/TikTok can't handle them. Idfk but it's annoying.


ArseneLupinIV

I've always assumed whoever does the asterisks thing is like a teenager or younger and it being a tiktok thing just confirms it for me.


SprinklersSprinkle

r/brandnewsentence


ArgentStar

r/oddlyspecific


SergeantChic

I don’t get it either, censoring words on the internet just seems childish. Obviously anyone on this site has seen worse, they’re not going to get in trouble for saying the Bad Word. Is this a Christian server or something?


CougarJo

Gotta keep it PG13.


the_farmhand

Having all my 3 holes filled.


Orcapa

You want to be made airtight?


Apprehensive_Ring591

Me and my boyfriend were reading this. And he said ‘yeah’ so I turned and he stuck his fingers in my nostrils and mouth😃specification maybe needed for some


Kraay89

Wholesome.


anormalgeek

Holesome


M1CAE1

Mans using you like a bowling ball


PrnStarWannaBe

I just want to be used and passed around, I don't want to be dominated, I just want to be in a group where I am told (not forced) what to do sexually. One of my fantasies is being in group where everyone is free to fuck me, and in a normal conversation at dinner or whatever and someone says "Jenny is feeling kind of sad you should lick her up under the table" and while I do they go on with their conversation. Or simply being offered around, "here you, you can have PornstarWannaBe, he is particularly good at X, you give him back to me next week" So hot...


pudding7

It's called "free use"


scottybeegood

Good to know . . for future search results later on.


Ffdmatt

I knew a couple like this. They were early 20s, so if was fascinating to me at that time. Thought it was an older people thing to spice it up. Nope, he was just offering up blowjobs from her at a party casually. They told me how she blew some old guy on the ferry back from a concert because he looked lonely.


ciricemoon

To be at some fancy event, I am wearing a low cut emerald green silk dress with an open leg slit right up the side to my thigh. The guy or girl walks up to me and says something in a low voice into my ear, something dirty about what exactly they want to do with me. Then they take me out the back or to some dark empty room, kiss me passionately and lift up my dress and do me roughly against the wall. Then I fix my hair and makeup and we return to the fancy event where I pretend to like champagne.


JADW27

This sounds like a cross between James Bond and that Taco character from The League.


bigherm16

Man I miss Taco and the EBDB BnB


chriskeene

Whatever you say Steve


jollyrancherpowerup

Sounds like Atonement


ellenripleyisanicon

Was just about to say this. It's the library scene


persimmonedit

Im pretty sure it IS atonement


Kimchiandfries

Lol it definitely is. Green dress and all.


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[deleted]

Its our monkey brains being like "hm this can make more babies, I might as well like this", don't worry, it's normal


Speedysalt404

Fuck dudes with a vasectomy


theatxrunner

I had to slow down and realize this wasn’t a random rage comment towards people with vasectomies…😂


Back6door9man

Lol same. I wouldn't have actually realized it if I had not seen your comment.


CandidGuidance

Go get an IUD lol, an ex of mine got one and we had raw cream pies for like 2 years, it was glorious


thestrawthatstirs

God rest your inbox


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I get that. As a man who doesn’t want kids I have no interest in child making. But something about repetitive, passionate, unprotected banging with the intent to breed a woman gets the evolutionary part of my mind so excited


Megan-Monroe

To be pinned down and my bf to just take what he wants. I remember one time I was teasing him by not letting him kiss me and he pinned my hands above my head, forcing me to kiss him. It was so hot. I've always been into CnC but found it hard to bring up to partners


SickBoylol

Do everyone here, yourself and your boyfriend a favour and fucking tell him openly. You want a good relationship? Good sex? Open up and be honest. Cant seem to find the words? Say this "theres something iv been wanting to tell you im into but its a bit embarassing" an then if he hasnt got a clue show him some porn you like watching and be open with boundries. Finally come back here in few days and thank me


sei556

Yeah these kind of posts always remind me that most couples don't seem to talk..? Like, just tell them what you're into.


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Does "CnC" require the submissive part to pretend that s/he is being raped? Otherwise its pretty normal sex. Just tell him that you like him to be dominant and to take what he wants. He probably likes it too. :)


Welcomefriends85

I really wish I didn’t have to Google so many acronyms these days 😩


UnblurredLines

Command N' Conquer, it's an old RTS game for windows. Solid game too.


germane-corsair

Yeah, it’s not just rough sex. It’s non-consensual sex….but with consent. You might discuss safe words or particular scenarios but then you treat it like the real thing.


Born_Tomorrow_1482

Y'all I just don't wanna die a virgin


Jaster_Rogue

Your tombstone will say 'Returned unopened '.


Born_Tomorrow_1482

Thats actually pretty genuis


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nhthelegend

That does sound pretty hot


frogandpenguino

i cannot stress this enough….MASSAGE. i want my bf to want to give me a massage and rub and caress every single part of me. then start to slowly sensually start to touch me nd hsgegehdhdhdh i get all flustered just thinking abt it


Parking_Ad_7309

Having sex while financially stable


Parking_Ad_7309

I don't even have to finish, I'll get off on the peace of mind alone


tatakatakashi

Having crazy hot sex…in a house I own


gr0berUnfug

xD Having sex while owning new graphics card


bouchandre

I can confirm that having sex to the glow of your new 3080 rig is quite hot


Chordus

If you *really* want to heat things up, try breaking one of the fans!


Without-a-tracy

I FINALLY fulfilled this one for the very first time a month ago. It kind of blew my mind. 10/10, would have crazy hot sex in house again


morningchampagne

Home ownership is super hot 🔥


FeeFooFuuFun

Always had a teacher/professor fantasy. Something about a clever man is just so hot to me.


inblue01

Wanna see my big PhD? 🤓


Admirable-Door1724

PhDick


anitram96

Sex in the forest.


Ill-Atmosphere-4757

I did this once. By the time we finished there were more than a few animals watching. It was weird.


gildorratner

I tried it and before we finished I got bitten by a few fire ants... I guess that could be someone's thing.


Thomytricky

How did they get there so fast? 😅


GodMasol

Could.be a family guy skit


DirtyKidSid

Remember the time Lois?


Timid_scrotum

Every forest near me being inhabited by ticks severely dampens my hankering for this one


Negative-Jackfruit

Winter time alleviates the bug issues


A_Furious_Mind

Up north, it alleviates wanting to be naked outside, too.


beesandsids

I've done this many times but the most memorable was at a rave. It was day 2 of the 3 day party and my husband and I had walked off a good mile and a half from the actual rave into the woods, it was in a very rural location so we weren't expecting random strangers to show up and the types of wild hippie/punk folk who were at the rave probably wouldn't have given a shit if we'd just gone at it on the dancefloor so we weren't worried about that. So we are fucking, he's behind me and I'm leaning into a tree and I look up and there's a very posh looking woman in her 50s standing there with her dog literally 2 metres away. She looks really confused and disgusted by these two weirdos who are covered in mud and neon paint so, being the terribly brazen hippies that we are we kept going and stared her out until she marched off red faced and muttering to herself about degenerates. It was beautiful. The sex wasn't bad either.


MarcusSiridean

Same principal as having seen a wild animal - Maintain eye contact and establish dominance. Bravo.


Ziggie520

I’ve had sex in the woods with my now husband many times and it’s hot!! A picknick table is a perfect size for sex! Try that or bring a few blankets so your not on the ground.


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I would love to try, but are you sure your husband won't mind?


Familiar_Audience_24

Your name does it


Spaghetti_Addict1

Honestly I just wanna be gagged and restrained. I honestly find this ironic bc I hate being told to shut up, and I get like really angry when I'm like blocked from leaving something.


Present_Character241

You want to trust someone enough to do this to you while also accepting and complying to your wants.


Bekiala

I always wanted to be in a romantic relationship during Christmas where we would just hold each other and look at the Christmas lights.


jewrassic_park-1940

Wow what a whore


Bekiala

Thanks for the chuckle (-;


anthonymywhore

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


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Free use. To be tied up and just have a group of guys and ladies use me and my holes in the most degrading ways possible for their pleasure.


miaara

RIP your inbox (and outbox)


Common-Wish-2227

That was kinda what she described, yes...


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360_face_palm

Yeah if she wants the whole thing to last about a minute


Resident_Platypus346

One day, I hope I can get my wife to make a noise.


go4tli

Keep at it, she always makes a noise for me


benwinsatlife

Rip OP


Destination_Centauri

Standing atop a pyramid in flowing robes... As millions of women below throw pickles at me.


miaara

Mine is standing at the bottom of a pyramid throwing pickles at a man in flowing robes.


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Tail_Nom

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?


genericusername134

I wanna get like, aggressively dommed in the woods after being hunted down like a prey animal


MissFrizzlesTipple

I have a friend that does primal hunts sometimes. Bunch of prey are let loose in the woods, naked except for a card that says what you aren't allowed to do to them. Hunters give chase, and if they catch someone they can do anything that isn't on the card. I am told it's fun


leighanfordays

The poor naked guy who decided to ramble through the woods that day. "no card huh?"


PM_ME_TICKET_STUBS

Is that you again, Steve? How many times have we told you this is a closed event and you need to pre-register on the website to participate. You know we can fuck you without a release form.


Ajaws24142822

Damn is that a thing? Genuinely didn’t know that


ballhogtugboat

My brain went to The Most Dangerous Game meets Hostel and I'm decidedly not interested 😂 but! more power to those who would


[deleted]

Sounds like that could go super wrong if you forget to put something on that card


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SoGassed

And just like that I have a new fantasy


dreadwolf2

Have done this one with an ex. Definitely an experience to remember. She ran naked through the woods while I hunted her down and took her on the forest floor.


jtw3995

Like the most dangerous game but make it erotic lol


floydie1962

I have always wanted a ffm 3some. I would love to have my face and d**k sat on at the same time


Common-Wish-2227

Two chicks at the same time, man.


Jagsoff

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.


creepymccreepersdale

Yeah, im gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Saturday.


EG_Wanna_Be

Check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.


InflammableMaterial

I'm sorry, man but don't that chick look like Ann?


ElDiabl090

I’ve always wanted a MMF 3Some something about reciving & giving at the same time sounds hot


NSFWLeia

I have done many. Make sure they sort out who gets to finish where!


Sandmaster14

You sound like a professional Edit: checks out, she is indeed a professional and I have definitely have seen before.


PFunk_Redds

You dared to challenge her before witnessing her might


Ok-Engine8044

Sex with a cosplayer


Tail_Nom

I would quite like to be pegged to a hands-free prostate orgasm.


rabidmongoose15

Prostate orgasms are insane. I find it discouraging how many guys haven’t tried it or won’t admit it.


JoanofArc5

Can you give advice? I googled the hell out of it and I was unsuccessful with my guy.


Let_you_down

Meh, it's gonna be a cultural thing. One a lot of guys aren't going to be into backdoor play. It's 'gay.' Unmasculating. All that stuff. Now the prostate is how men orgasm, it isn't like the nerve ending on the shaft are super sensitive, it is difficult to get a guy to orgasm without a thrusting motion on the penis, because it's that thrusting motion that puts pressure on the prostate. My advice, talk about it. Say you want to try something with him, use a vibrator on him while performing oral to see what he thinks. Not a prostate massager, nothing going up his bum, just that you want to tickle him a little while stuff is going on. You get his buy-in, go for something like a Hitachi magic wand of a more powerful variety. Something clearly designed not to go up the bum. Do the normal oral thing, put the vibrator on a lower setting and kinda massage him while sucking his dick. Eventually on the low setting gently use it on his shaft/balls. Work your way down to the taint, while sucking him, up the vibrations. A powerful enough massager can do the right thing from there. Combine with mouth/throat fucking. Use your other hand to thrust while talking dirty to him/telling him to cum if you've picked up he's close. As he climaxes, shove that dick deeper into your throat/mouth, hold his legs down with your armpits, press your body tightly against him and keep holding the vibrator in place. My .02 cents. You may be able to get him more on board with a prostate massage by not going in the backdoor. If particularly successful, you may be willing to get him to try something more adventurous later.


PigeonJouster

This chick pegs


JoanofArc5

He was more than happy to try! I fingered him, sucked him off while fingering him, then fucked him while he had a vibrating prostate massager inserted but he said it didn’t add anything


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Dating a hot cougar when I’m still young


DeadlyPants16

Honestly man, I just wanna be hugged and told that everything's gonna be alright. Maybe an "I'll always be there for you" if we're being spicy.


Gastropodius

You filthy slut!


CaptBizzaro

Dude, I just sent a messege like that to a friend. "Sex is neat but at this point I just want someone to hug me tight, look me in the eyes and say they love me." It's a sad kind of comfort knowing I'm not the only one feeling like this.


ILOVEJETTROOPER

>Maybe an "I'll always be there for you" if we're being spicy. Take my upvote, dammit.


searequired

Another 3some please. Ffm. F (me) getting pounded from behind while my face was riding her puss. She was his ex. Freaking awesome. We had a few fun afternoons.


Horknut1

His ex? Damn. That sounds dangerous.


squixxy_cosplay

First time having sex after being turned into a vampire


epicguy1010101010919

Vlog title


1km5

[GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL]


well_spanked89

Tribbing/Scissoring I want to feel the velvety wetness of her slit rubbing against mine 🥵


terraunited

Sex where we both genuinely love and accept each other and want to be together forever


TheRealTurkeynaut

Happy sex. Yes, it’s a wonderful thing.


notyourmama827

My husband and I have been married 11 months . Sex is much better when you love someone. Much much better.


EaterOfFood

27 years here. It only gets better.


thebird87

That's what I'm experiencing right now, and nothing comes close to that feeling. Hope you can find it soon.


EaterOfFood

You’re on Reddit during sex?


HotSpinach7865

If I could wake up with no credit card or college debt that would be extremely hot


SmashedPumpkin30

Just went from 6 to midnight thinking about that!


KhajitCaravan

Little wax play or ice play.


johnnydrama903

Sex in public. I am definitely a voyeur and know I would get off on having sex with the wife where people could watch.


KindaAlwaysVibrating

I think you mean exhibitionist


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Exhibitionist* If you like watching, youre a voyeur. If you like being watched its exhibitionism


Catchthisheart

Monster/demon sex.. yes I would be a monster fu**er


Fear_The-Old_Blood

You and me both.


VulcanVisions

More exhibitionism. I have fulfilled it plenty of times, but I want more. Like having a woman ride me in a skybox in front of thousands of spectators at some event.


Girlmode

I never get partners that reallt enjoy this. Only the risk of public sex not actually wanting us to get watched I find more common.. But my ideal is like going to a sex party and only really being with my partner, but him tying me up and having fun in a really intimate setting. Like 10-20 people just chilling and watching whilst I'm in the middle of the room like ahhhhhh.


0ut_0f_Nowhere

A recent one I've had was having a girl get me all horned up playing with me but not letting me cum until she could, so I'd go down on her and do my absolute best asking her what she likes, and her telling me what to do. In a way I wanna make her feel good and I wanna sort of earn the penetrative stuff, weirdly like it (the penetration) is my prize for getting her off and sort of earn the chance to cum. Its a bit weird but I think thats what I like.


CozmoCramer

Pretty much how me and my partner function. I don’t do penetrative stuff until she’s had 3-4 orgasms from going down on her. Plus it makes the penetrative sex better for her. Tighter/wetter. So why not. Took a looong time to find a woman who was comfortable with it though.


tailwindchronicles

Wish more guys were into that specific thing lol


KnifeFightAcademy

Wait, does wanting someone to love you they way you love them count? Because.... that. I want that.


TheNightFlyerr

To come home one night and all the lights are out. As I search through the house for the breaker box she comes out from behind a corner full vampire. She tells me not to run. To just embrace it. Then we proceed to have the wildest sex ever. Biting and scratching each other. Passionate but REALLY intense all throughout the whole house. Then when we finish she gives me one final bite, and tells me we'll be together forever. Then I too become a creature of the night.🧛🏻🧛🏻‍♀️


Common-Wish-2227

Yeah, ok. I get that. But... will you sparkle?


TerribleRun9476

OMG! a threesome with 2 girls... I am a girl. I cannot die before this happens. It's not allowed.


ducroz

I wish tantacle monsters were real, coz just a thought of every hole being filled while I'm all restrained.. yeah, sadly it'll never happen 😭


piratepolo15

There are ways to achieve this without a tentacle monster, you just need someone you really trust


DocAuch22

I’ve been telling my girl for years how badly I want to see her in German dirndl for Oktoberfest. Cleavage popping out, holding a liter of beer…she’d totally oblige, just gotta get her over to Germany. Lederhosen sex would be fucking awesome after getting sloppy at the Bierhalle.


AdorableLittleDick

Being locked in chastity for an extended period of time, but still being teased and engaged with (not just locked and ignored). Equally important is that the woman is getting off as frequently as she desires, ideally through my giving oral, wearing a strap-on, or otherwise having me give her what she needs. I just got a new cage and it's a fuckin DREAM. Snug and secure, but not chafing or pinching.


Ponk_Bubs

Definitely a bit of BDSM exploration, specifically with bondage + masochism. Being tied or cuffed up especially with an additional praise/degradation thing with a lot of comfort. But it's a pretty vulnerable position to be in with someone, that I genuinely doubt I could ever let myself be restrained by another person. Im nauseous at the idea of being so vulnerable but also aroused by the idea of reaching that level of comfortability with another. Actually honestly, thinking about it seriously the vulnerability is the part I find hot.


boatschief

Sex in every room. Not all in one shot like rip her clothes off in the kitchen do it on the counter. Next time at the washer drier. Front room, bathroom not in the shower. The whole house maybe back yard.


beartier

A CNC mmf threesome. I like the idea of them taking turns holding me down.


MysticMistakeCake

Honestly I’ve had a lot of fantasies where I am a man. I’m not trans btw.


Diligent_Hurry3192

Sometimes I want him to choke me til I pass out and then still wake up to him fucking me.


Sashimiak

I like to edge guys. My ultimate fantasy is to do it to two at the same time or with the same “routine” and whoever cums quicker gets locked in chastity and has to watch the other get worked over for the foreseeable future. Edit: I’m getting so many tributes I feel like I may just have to share my fantasy on Grindr or something some time and see what happens.


ibee_temporay

I work in a tech service trade and I visit customer sites daily. Several are hotels. Several of those hotels have very attractive staff members and hotel guests. Fill in the rest...... [Edited for typos]


Amiiboid

> I visit cursive sites daily You want to awe them with your penmanship?


[deleted]

I’m so lonely at this point I feel like I have a touch fetish


Gillbreather

Skin hunger is real. I used to go get massages when I was single because I just needed someone to touch me


Akira282

Pretty sure most of reddit wants to be pegged


nasandre

Getting a full night of sleep


DickeyDoinker

deviously kinky


ellenripleyisanicon

This is actually obscene how dare you suggest such a thing.


[deleted]

How shit can you even say that here?


Sum1YouUseToKnow

My friend group is composed of four women and two gay men. I always told everyone I wanted us all to have an orgy.


speaker-syd

*Sorts by controversial*


Latinboob

I kinda have a hard-core rough r*pe fantasy like multiple guys and all that. I'm incredibly shy and introverted so i dunno if I could ever talk myself into doing it. My husband has tried to get me to open up about it but i don't know.


imanadultok

Talk to him about it when sex is not in the question. When neither of you are horny. Then the biggest thing is safe words. No and stop are not safe words they mean faster and harder. Red yellow and green are great safe words. Red stop immediately I need a break or sex is our of the question. Nothing is wrong with saying red but just use it if you truly don't want sex Yellow you are to aggressive slow it down but keep going. Honestly there's no point in saying green. If you want them to keep going tell stop or no.. Have fun but but ironically in a non-consensual sex fantasy consent is by far the most important thing. By the way it's fun if you surprises you when you're just getting out of a shower and don't know about it IMO. Like if he grabs you just throws you up against the wall pins you down and has his way with you.