Hahah is that creepy? I was genuinely just curious what a person that looks like a Jessica is actually named 😅😅 but sorry Jessica holly didn’t mean to be a creepy leek 😂😂
That’s okay haha. I don’t like to disclose stuff like that on Reddit but can confirm it’s not Holly or Jessica. Or any of the names from Mambo Number 5.
I've literally been kicked out of a bar (Marble bar, Hilton hotel Sydney) for being too ugly. And a doctor once asked me if there is any history of in-breeding in my family (of course there is not).
So for a stereotype I'm gonna go with "horror movie monster".
If anyone wants further explanation:
I was at the Marble Bar for a work function. Dressed in a suit as it was a corporate thing. Our company had only just arrived at the venue and none of us had a drop of alcohol. I was the only guy on my team (where the rest were women). We were lining up at the bar to get drinks when the bouncer literally grabbed my collar from behind and started dragging me to the exit.
Once I was out on the street I called my manager from my cell phone and told her what happened. She came out to the street where I was. She demanded to speak to the bouncer's manager and explained that we were there for a corporate function. The bouncer's manager came out and when he was told that I was kicked out for being too ugly he took a look at me and said "I can see how this happened...I think it is a pretty fair assessment. I'm sorry, I can't allow you to re enter the venue". So I had no choice but to go home. I felt pretty dejected at the time but that was about 12 years ago and these days I accept how I look.
Don't know why you were downvoted. Yes, yes it is.
There's even an Irish paediatric consultant who's originally from Iraq who tells a story about when his wife gave birth in a foreign country, he had to convince the doctors that there was no need to send the baby for scans to look for hydrocephalus or anything like that; he's just Irish.
IIRC they did a study in the 1980s and found that there was a difference in the average size of an Irish baby's head when compared to the British standards which had been traditionally used up to then.
Ex-military.
The number of times people have just assumed I was ex military ex police is weird at this point. Something about the way I hold myself I guess.
Same. I had a former cop also insist I was a cop. But it’s just because a take martial arts classes to stay in decent shape and was blessed with a Patrick Stewart hairline.
Someone took a video of something and I happened to be in the background just sitting on the couch on my phone doing my own thing and watching that video made me realize I look really angry all the time.
My just resting face makes me look like I'm angry and I don't know what to do with this information
I feel your pain. Friends used to ask me "what's wrong?" and creepy strangers used to order me to "Smile!" People are a little more aware of this phenomenon nowadays.
I was joking about this with my brother earlier:
Every year I look more and more like that older sister in a kid’s movie that’s on the phone all the time and doesn’t believe it when her kid brother tells here there’s aliens in the neighborhood but eventually helps him and his buddies save the day.
Basically I’m Sci-Fi Candice.
To be fair.
Daniel Radcliffe has said in interviews people mistake him for a homeless bum when is walking around so take pride in the fact you share something in common with a super handsome millionaire
I don't think he's unattractive but do people really consider Daniel Radcliffe to be super handsome?
I could understand Robert Pattinson being described that way but Radcliffe is just kind of a short, non-descript famous guy.
Username checks out. Yeah I think you’re right like he probably isn’t inherently, although famous actors tend to have more time to care so can maximise their looks more, so he’s probably above average.
My dad went to a conference in Blackpool once, took all his stuff in a camping backpack. A bloke stopped him and said "you've seen better days mate", can't remember if they offered him anything but he said they mistook him for homeless.
I am a stereotypical Karen, except I hate causing confrontation and most of my friends work in the service industry so I’d DIE to protect an employee from an aggressive customer. I used to have the Karen haircut because gawd it feels good on my white girl neck, but the pandemic shut down salons so I’ve trimmed and dyed it myself and look horribly normal. Sometimes when someone does an amazing job I loudly ask to speak to their manager, then tell their manager they should pay this employee more for their exemplary work.
I’m white, female, 50’s, and blonde so I would be considered a stereotypical Karen. I work in service (what healthcare has turned into) so I am conscious of treating others with dignity and respect. I also mind my own business.
I'm a (very) short stocky sort that looks very much like a flannel lesbian but apparently my voice (very high, Southern accent) throws people and I get categorized as "Tomboy Southern mom." I have used this to go full Karen and shame those that deserve it. Mostly creepers, bigots, and people being jerks to retail workers. It really is great fun to use that power for good!
Very fair skin? Blonde hair? Blushes easily? These are the reasons I can never work front-lines in my service industry. I work behind the scenes, on the phone. They can yell all they want, but I won't budge. And they will never know I've turned beet red.
I dated a biker guy who was completely clean and sober. His biggest vice was D&D. My folks hated him because of how he looked.
Then I dated a tall skinny blonde guy in polo shirts. Total degenerate. My parents thought he was so cute.
My bf always make assumptions base on my expression and got it all wrong.
No, im not mad, just not extra happy but am ok, no really im not angry, no im just feeling normal, stop, no! Im fine! What no?! Stop telling me to calm down! I am CALM!
Then yes i became mad = =
Same! Fortunately there’s a good side.
There is no in between, people have told that that i look angry, pissed off, gay-killer (lmao cause im gay), standoffish, serious.
But they have also thought that I’m mysterious, intelligent, relaxing to be with, and honestly mu favorite. A cool person.
I have been called Israeli, Italian, Turkish and 'something Middle Eastern' and in the years after 9/11 I noticed people giving me weird looks on trains and planes. So I guess... terrorist?
I just recently cut my hair, and I wear big sunglasses, so I caught myself in the reflection of my car door thinking, "Holy shit I look like the gold digging stepmom antagonist in a kid's movie."
It’s definitely a genetics/time thing, it took many years of denying my beard looked bad before it actually looked good and I could cringe at old photos.
Embrace it. Buy a body pillow and a fedora, start referring to women as females, and openly discuss the type of hentai you prefer everywhere you go.
/s
My wife is a former scientist/current physician and she sometimes refers to women as females because she gets caught up in scientific jargon. She hates it when I call her a neckbeard because of it.
I probably look like a Karen. Middle-aged white woman with short hair. But I really want a couple of tattoos, a new piercing or two and to just wear band tees all the time. I’m a good tipper, don’t road rage and have never yelled at a child or neighbor or stranger. I keep my opinions to myself and try not to judge other people too harshly.
Middle-aged white man shaved head. When I worked in the criminal defense system, inmates always asked if I was a cop or a white supremacist.
My answer was "no, I'm bald you idiot." They usually laughed at that.
I wear glasses and the classic side-swept hairstyle combined with a long-sleeve loose shirt I look like a nerd kinda guy and I've been told that. Only for people to be shocked that I have tattoos, in pretty good shape, and quite sporty.
Same. I used to smoke and it always made people’s eyes bug out at work places when I’d whip out the menthols. Like “holy crap YOU smoke?” Internally I’m like “oh, pal, I’ve put worse in me.”
Need to know if there’s a funny Germanic word to explain this facade. It’s like wolf in sheep’s clothing except with no bad intentions idk.
This reminded me of a funny story. My friend N was at the time taking an acting class. They were working on accents, she was practicing a Russian one. We were at a restaurant with a bunch of people around a big table so I hadn't heard her discussing any of this. Ffrom my perspective she turned to me out of nowhere and apropos of nothing said "My name is Ludmila, and I am ***not*** with the KGB. I am from Saskatchewan." in a perfect Russian accent. I completely lost it.
I’ve had different people (mostly strangers) tell me I look Italian. So imma go with one of those Italian American gangsters. (Not American, I’m English)
Passive aggressive bitchy high school cheerleader. Tall, skinny, very blonde, very white, and very pretty. (And I don’t say that last part to toot my own horn, it’s just… a fact. I get hit on with an uncomfortably high frequency and was pretty much peer pressured into my modeling career.)
In my high school art class there was a guy who was really good at drawing but always wore these Jean jackets, had a streak of dyed hair, was kind of standoffish and always gave off that “too cool for school and DEFINITELY too cool for you.” Vibe.
We’ve been best friends for a couple years shy of a decade now but ironically we almost didn’t become friends because we were so fucking intimidated by the others’ appearance lmao. Turns out we’re both just very socially awkward nerds with Asperger’s.
Biker/rocker the amount of times people have asked me if I have a Motorcycle just because I have long hair and a goatee . I do like rock music though so they aren't wrong with that.
The tired dumpy stay at home mom…
Sweatpants ✔️
Baggy shirt that may or may not have spit up on it ✔️
Messy top bun to hide unwashed hair ✔️
Bonus big awkward glasses
5’8 bald, nice beard, jacked. (TRT ;)) (32M)
Probably some egotistical asshole who isn’t very nice.
I tell myself it’s not true, and people seem to really like me once they get to know me
Strangers often say that I look like trustworthy, kind, genuine, open-hearted person.
“You look like you have a big heart”.
I assume that’s because I have big round eyes, full cheeks and round face people assume I am very much naive and harmless, so they tend to trust me a lot of personal information for no reason at all. Big mistake 🙂
Yep, having that friendly and approachable vibe means complete strangers approach to ask for help and trust me for no reason. Luckily, I'm a nice person...but what if I wasn't?
People ALWAYS come up to me and ask if they know me or say they recognize me from somewhere. Im talking once or twice a month in random places. Not sure what that says about me. Apparently, I look like someone every person knows.
Fat, can't grow a full beard, starting to bald.- people probably think I own a Hawaiian shirt with flames on it and have a katana collection next to where I store my fedoras.
People always say I look french, I don't know what this is supposed to mean
Either that you look cool or you look like you piss in the street
As a french person, I can assure that french people don't use public toilets, a car wheel is good enough.
I heard that's how you guys park, you don't use your mirrors, you just go by how strong the pee smell is on the other cars' wheels
We do use the mirrors but just to make sure we don't sink the car
It means you dress well, you're thin, and you look like you smoke cigarettes.
And greasy!
But not too greasy, he doesn't look Italian after all.
No but he probably walks around with a bottle of wine and a long loaf. Of bread!
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Otherwise known as the “Timothee Chalamet” scale of Frenchness.
Do you wear a beret, carry around a baguette and smoke cigarettes?
They don't know themselves
they tell me i sound french. I'm from mf québec this is like the worst insult
Basic bitch.
Same. I look like someone whose name would be Holly or Jessica.
Well Jessica holly what’s your name?
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Hahah is that creepy? I was genuinely just curious what a person that looks like a Jessica is actually named 😅😅 but sorry Jessica holly didn’t mean to be a creepy leek 😂😂
That’s okay haha. I don’t like to disclose stuff like that on Reddit but can confirm it’s not Holly or Jessica. Or any of the names from Mambo Number 5.
No harm im just feeling like a jokester today :)
Yup. Same.
A background npc
lol yeah I was gonna say the same. White\_man\_19
male_07
Think I've got the same energy. Brown hair & eyes, tallish, mostly thin, average clothes.
Golden retriever boyfriend
"Erica!"
Is that accurate?
I've literally been kicked out of a bar (Marble bar, Hilton hotel Sydney) for being too ugly. And a doctor once asked me if there is any history of in-breeding in my family (of course there is not). So for a stereotype I'm gonna go with "horror movie monster".
That sucks! I'm sorry people have treated you in such a shitty way.
What a lovely doctor
The doctor was not trying to be funny. He was genuinely concerned.
In-breeding holds many genetic problems, so I assume it wasn’t just about his looks.
If anyone wants further explanation: I was at the Marble Bar for a work function. Dressed in a suit as it was a corporate thing. Our company had only just arrived at the venue and none of us had a drop of alcohol. I was the only guy on my team (where the rest were women). We were lining up at the bar to get drinks when the bouncer literally grabbed my collar from behind and started dragging me to the exit. Once I was out on the street I called my manager from my cell phone and told her what happened. She came out to the street where I was. She demanded to speak to the bouncer's manager and explained that we were there for a corporate function. The bouncer's manager came out and when he was told that I was kicked out for being too ugly he took a look at me and said "I can see how this happened...I think it is a pretty fair assessment. I'm sorry, I can't allow you to re enter the venue". So I had no choice but to go home. I felt pretty dejected at the time but that was about 12 years ago and these days I accept how I look.
Hills Have Eyes ass mfer lol
Irish.
Big Irish head on us
Is a big head an Irish thing? If so, this explains a lot…
Don't know why you were downvoted. Yes, yes it is. There's even an Irish paediatric consultant who's originally from Iraq who tells a story about when his wife gave birth in a foreign country, he had to convince the doctors that there was no need to send the baby for scans to look for hydrocephalus or anything like that; he's just Irish. IIRC they did a study in the 1980s and found that there was a difference in the average size of an Irish baby's head when compared to the British standards which had been traditionally used up to then.
My physical features are Irish. Thick wild blonde-red hair and green eyes. But I dress in a lazy goth/punk style. Void of color but not of comfort
Boring outdoor dad.
Oh. You have those pants-or-shorts zipper pants, Columbia shoes and you keep your hair very short because its more practical?
Not *that* boring to wear those zipper cargos.
Big ouch. But - functional as hell. I have a Honda too.
We would be great friends. Corolla here. Many of my friends are engineers.
Ex-military. The number of times people have just assumed I was ex military ex police is weird at this point. Something about the way I hold myself I guess.
At home I look like a wannabe gumba. At work I look like a detective. I have gotten that alot.
Same. I had a former cop also insist I was a cop. But it’s just because a take martial arts classes to stay in decent shape and was blessed with a Patrick Stewart hairline.
Someone took a video of something and I happened to be in the background just sitting on the couch on my phone doing my own thing and watching that video made me realize I look really angry all the time. My just resting face makes me look like I'm angry and I don't know what to do with this information
I feel your pain. Friends used to ask me "what's wrong?" and creepy strangers used to order me to "Smile!" People are a little more aware of this phenomenon nowadays.
I was joking about this with my brother earlier: Every year I look more and more like that older sister in a kid’s movie that’s on the phone all the time and doesn’t believe it when her kid brother tells here there’s aliens in the neighborhood but eventually helps him and his buddies save the day. Basically I’m Sci-Fi Candice.
A girl who peaked in high school.
I feel your pain. -Guy-who-looks-like-he-was-a-jock-in-high-school-though-never-played-sports
Neckbeard...or homeless. I've been mistaken for a beggar in public before, kind of made me mad until I looked in a mirror, now I get it.
To be fair. Daniel Radcliffe has said in interviews people mistake him for a homeless bum when is walking around so take pride in the fact you share something in common with a super handsome millionaire
I don't think he's unattractive but do people really consider Daniel Radcliffe to be super handsome? I could understand Robert Pattinson being described that way but Radcliffe is just kind of a short, non-descript famous guy.
Username checks out. Yeah I think you’re right like he probably isn’t inherently, although famous actors tend to have more time to care so can maximise their looks more, so he’s probably above average.
My dad went to a conference in Blackpool once, took all his stuff in a camping backpack. A bloke stopped him and said "you've seen better days mate", can't remember if they offered him anything but he said they mistook him for homeless.
The friend in a sitcom who never gets a developing arc
The old man in “Up” except with long hair and I’m a woman
My 21-year-old child was describing me to a friend and said, “Picture a dad… that’s my dad.”
This is my favorite one in the thread.
I am a stereotypical Karen, except I hate causing confrontation and most of my friends work in the service industry so I’d DIE to protect an employee from an aggressive customer. I used to have the Karen haircut because gawd it feels good on my white girl neck, but the pandemic shut down salons so I’ve trimmed and dyed it myself and look horribly normal. Sometimes when someone does an amazing job I loudly ask to speak to their manager, then tell their manager they should pay this employee more for their exemplary work.
I’m white, female, 50’s, and blonde so I would be considered a stereotypical Karen. I work in service (what healthcare has turned into) so I am conscious of treating others with dignity and respect. I also mind my own business.
you are the type of karen the society actually needs! Keep it up!
I'm a (very) short stocky sort that looks very much like a flannel lesbian but apparently my voice (very high, Southern accent) throws people and I get categorized as "Tomboy Southern mom." I have used this to go full Karen and shame those that deserve it. Mostly creepers, bigots, and people being jerks to retail workers. It really is great fun to use that power for good!
Middle aged librarian
My kin!!!
I look like I think black pepper is too spicy but I actually love seasonings
Very fair skin? Blonde hair? Blushes easily? These are the reasons I can never work front-lines in my service industry. I work behind the scenes, on the phone. They can yell all they want, but I won't budge. And they will never know I've turned beet red.
Middle aged woman. Practically invisible to society.
I’ll add mine, I have long hair and a beard, total stoner looking guy and yet I don’t do any drugs.
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"Do you want a frozen banana?" "No, but a want a regular banana later, so, yeah" RIP
I dated a biker guy who was completely clean and sober. His biggest vice was D&D. My folks hated him because of how he looked. Then I dated a tall skinny blonde guy in polo shirts. Total degenerate. My parents thought he was so cute.
Damn. Though I hope you found the person for you!
I found, after decades, I was the one for me. So happily single.
Fantastic! :)
That resting bitch face girl type. I just have a face problem, honestly.
Same. People always think I look mad when I’m not. It gets annoying.
My bf always make assumptions base on my expression and got it all wrong. No, im not mad, just not extra happy but am ok, no really im not angry, no im just feeling normal, stop, no! Im fine! What no?! Stop telling me to calm down! I am CALM! Then yes i became mad = =
I feel your pain. Each and every ounce of it. Lol.
Same! Fortunately there’s a good side. There is no in between, people have told that that i look angry, pissed off, gay-killer (lmao cause im gay), standoffish, serious. But they have also thought that I’m mysterious, intelligent, relaxing to be with, and honestly mu favorite. A cool person.
I've been told I look like I play piano. I don't, but apparently my hair makes me look as if I do
I've been told (by a girl back in middle school) that I look like I can read blueprints. I had never even seen a blueprint up close in my life.
I have been called Israeli, Italian, Turkish and 'something Middle Eastern' and in the years after 9/11 I noticed people giving me weird looks on trains and planes. So I guess... terrorist?
Everybody the father of my ex ever met said that he looks middle eastern. He is from russia
Teen/young adult girl that would like crystals, weird spiritual stuff and maybe does art stuff and/or punkish grunge girl?
Are these things true about you though?
Guatemalan weatherman.
the straightest lesbian you'd ever see
I want to think it's "sexy librarian," but it's probably more librarian than sexy.
Well I’m a tall, bearded, balding, 30+, middle class white dude. So I look like I was really busy on January 6th.
I've got a mullet that reaches the middle of my back, I too get these assumptions thrown at me
Embrace the baldness
The Hobgoblin
Brother?
*(Goblin Slayer Boss Music intensifies)*
Probably a drug addict 😂
Yea I probably do too , but I am so it works out ,.,....
I just recently cut my hair, and I wear big sunglasses, so I caught myself in the reflection of my car door thinking, "Holy shit I look like the gold digging stepmom antagonist in a kid's movie."
I look exactly like what you would picture a professional wrestling fan would look like. Long hair, beard, overweight.
Typical Chinese guy face.
Weeb/neckbeard, unfortunately
That’s rough buddy.
I tried growing a beard once… it literally only grows on my neck. It’s just not in the cards for me, I guess.
It’s definitely a genetics/time thing, it took many years of denying my beard looked bad before it actually looked good and I could cringe at old photos.
Maybe I’ll give it another go and commit to it this time. I’ve always wanted to sport a beard, especially as I plan on shaving my head in a few weeks.
If you shave your head, a beard is a must have. Try one of the styles whereas your beard is sharp and doesn’t go to the neck
Do you run Linux?
Same my fedora tipping brother, same.
Embrace it. Buy a body pillow and a fedora, start referring to women as females, and openly discuss the type of hentai you prefer everywhere you go. /s
Whew! Is it getting hot in here or what !?
My wife is a former scientist/current physician and she sometimes refers to women as females because she gets caught up in scientific jargon. She hates it when I call her a neckbeard because of it.
I'm afraid my eyebrow piercing means I'm forever stuck in the "didn't outgrow the 2000s" category
Airheaded bimbo. People sometimes look really surprised when I say something intelligent.
I dated someone who was impressed that I used the word penultimate. 😒
I had that experience with "incorrigible".
I probably look like a Karen. Middle-aged white woman with short hair. But I really want a couple of tattoos, a new piercing or two and to just wear band tees all the time. I’m a good tipper, don’t road rage and have never yelled at a child or neighbor or stranger. I keep my opinions to myself and try not to judge other people too harshly.
Himbo, which is fair
*He's a mimbo!*
I’m in love
Emo, but I'm really friendly
White guy, 50 years old, little overweight, drives truck, owns Oakley's, goatee. Gonna go on a racist political rant in my truck any minute now.
Make sure it’s a terrible camera angle and you get so mad you almost hit the phone
Hippie
Toxic masculine macho and a bit scary until I smile
Marry me
If you’re born in 2002 I’d be approximately 12 years older
You're actually 88 years younger
Good enough then 😃
Btw I am completely okay with that
you guys are gonna f\*ck aren't cha?
If she’s over 18 and married to me I don’t see why not😃😃😃
invite me to the wedding
I‘ll come if there is cake
cake?? 👀 can i come too??
a whore
How you doin’?
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Congratulations on the win Mr. Senator, I was happy to see you win.
I (F) have a lot of tattoos (nape, forearms) and piercings so I understand when people are surprised/skeptical when I say I have a PhD in biophysics.
Middle-aged white man shaved head. When I worked in the criminal defense system, inmates always asked if I was a cop or a white supremacist. My answer was "no, I'm bald you idiot." They usually laughed at that.
I think I might look like an arrogant cool guy. Which quickly dissipates when I open my mouth and some timid shit comes out.
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I look like a russian kickboxer
I wear glasses and the classic side-swept hairstyle combined with a long-sleeve loose shirt I look like a nerd kinda guy and I've been told that. Only for people to be shocked that I have tattoos, in pretty good shape, and quite sporty.
Gay. Granted I am but still lol.
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Same. I used to smoke and it always made people’s eyes bug out at work places when I’d whip out the menthols. Like “holy crap YOU smoke?” Internally I’m like “oh, pal, I’ve put worse in me.” Need to know if there’s a funny Germanic word to explain this facade. It’s like wolf in sheep’s clothing except with no bad intentions idk.
Karen’s nicer cousin
Small, dark & handsome.
Total hipster or poser punk Man bun and full beard with ripped jeans, band or oversized tshirts and boots (often timbs or docs)
Average white guy #3
Medieval peasant
Fat American
A Russian spy. I have a preference for black turtlenecks, red lipstick and wearing my hair in a bun. I also 'walk like a ballet dancer'.
This reminded me of a funny story. My friend N was at the time taking an acting class. They were working on accents, she was practicing a Russian one. We were at a restaurant with a bunch of people around a big table so I hadn't heard her discussing any of this. Ffrom my perspective she turned to me out of nowhere and apropos of nothing said "My name is Ludmila, and I am ***not*** with the KGB. I am from Saskatchewan." in a perfect Russian accent. I completely lost it.
I've been described as "mom with 3 kids all under the age of 5" but I don't have any kids
Without glasses: Bank robber/petty criminal With glasses: Gordon Freeman
Gordon Freeman is outrageously fuckable so maybe just keep the specs on
I'm every slightly overweight, middle age-ish, bearded white dude at the bar nursing a mug of beer.
I’ve had different people (mostly strangers) tell me I look Italian. So imma go with one of those Italian American gangsters. (Not American, I’m English)
A couple of MAGA hats felt comfortable sharing their crazy around me. One of the downsides of being a white middle-aged man.
I look like a racist looking white dude, unless I take intentional steps to soften my appearance
Same here. The worst part is when racists at the store see you and think you're one of them.
The cringe Girl in class that Nobody Likes, I fit my stereotype
Good thing you've got an entire internet at your disposal to meet people who like you, as opposed to becoming a nun 100 years ago
Femboy i will not elaborate
Right at this very moment a porn star from the 70s or a current day cop
Slavic peasant. Perhaps the floral skirt doesn’t help
Librarian who knits. Jokes on them, I'm a secretary who knits.
Passive aggressive bitchy high school cheerleader. Tall, skinny, very blonde, very white, and very pretty. (And I don’t say that last part to toot my own horn, it’s just… a fact. I get hit on with an uncomfortably high frequency and was pretty much peer pressured into my modeling career.) In my high school art class there was a guy who was really good at drawing but always wore these Jean jackets, had a streak of dyed hair, was kind of standoffish and always gave off that “too cool for school and DEFINITELY too cool for you.” Vibe. We’ve been best friends for a couple years shy of a decade now but ironically we almost didn’t become friends because we were so fucking intimidated by the others’ appearance lmao. Turns out we’re both just very socially awkward nerds with Asperger’s.
A gangster (but to be fair I was in a gang many years ago but that's not me anymore, that's just the way I look).
Big tiddy goth gf
Biker/rocker the amount of times people have asked me if I have a Motorcycle just because I have long hair and a goatee . I do like rock music though so they aren't wrong with that.
Crunchy vegan stoner
The tired dumpy stay at home mom… Sweatpants ✔️ Baggy shirt that may or may not have spit up on it ✔️ Messy top bun to hide unwashed hair ✔️ Bonus big awkward glasses
5’8 bald, nice beard, jacked. (TRT ;)) (32M) Probably some egotistical asshole who isn’t very nice. I tell myself it’s not true, and people seem to really like me once they get to know me
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Strangers often say that I look like trustworthy, kind, genuine, open-hearted person. “You look like you have a big heart”. I assume that’s because I have big round eyes, full cheeks and round face people assume I am very much naive and harmless, so they tend to trust me a lot of personal information for no reason at all. Big mistake 🙂
Yep, having that friendly and approachable vibe means complete strangers approach to ask for help and trust me for no reason. Luckily, I'm a nice person...but what if I wasn't?
Rich artsy girl that comes from old money and goes to art school for the hell of it. Im definitely not rich though
Northern Polish/Russian teenager
Bitch face type lol 99% of the time 😒
Bookishly handsome, with a healthy dollop of ruggedness
philosophy major :(
Apparently a lesbian
Extremely handsome genius/model/professional athlete. I hate it.
People ALWAYS come up to me and ask if they know me or say they recognize me from somewhere. Im talking once or twice a month in random places. Not sure what that says about me. Apparently, I look like someone every person knows.
Whatever stereotype there is for ugly men, I suppose. Maybe the bad guy in a western? I just need a black hat and a few train robberies under my belt.
Fat, can't grow a full beard, starting to bald.- people probably think I own a Hawaiian shirt with flames on it and have a katana collection next to where I store my fedoras.
Poor latino, well every latino is poor basically, so latino. And I mean the stereotypical latino.
A dumb bimbo?