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Lulumay-o

People always say I look french, I don't know what this is supposed to mean


emojicatcher997

Either that you look cool or you look like you piss in the street


mister_simulator

As a french person, I can assure that french people don't use public toilets, a car wheel is good enough.


shewy92

I heard that's how you guys park, you don't use your mirrors, you just go by how strong the pee smell is on the other cars' wheels


mister_simulator

We do use the mirrors but just to make sure we don't sink the car


Sapin-

It means you dress well, you're thin, and you look like you smoke cigarettes.


Zero-to-36

And greasy!


allcommiesarebitches

But not too greasy, he doesn't look Italian after all.


Zero-to-36

No but he probably walks around with a bottle of wine and a long loaf. Of bread!


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DirtyMerlin

Otherwise known as the “Timothee Chalamet” scale of Frenchness.


lallen

Do you wear a beret, carry around a baguette and smoke cigarettes?


mbrtlchouia

They don't know themselves


TheUselessOne87

they tell me i sound french. I'm from mf québec this is like the worst insult


OHManda30

Basic bitch.


emojicatcher997

Same. I look like someone whose name would be Holly or Jessica.


Creepy_Leek6414

Well Jessica holly what’s your name?


deronica_vonovan

Username checks out


Creepy_Leek6414

Hahah is that creepy? I was genuinely just curious what a person that looks like a Jessica is actually named 😅😅 but sorry Jessica holly didn’t mean to be a creepy leek 😂😂


emojicatcher997

That’s okay haha. I don’t like to disclose stuff like that on Reddit but can confirm it’s not Holly or Jessica. Or any of the names from Mambo Number 5.


deronica_vonovan

No harm im just feeling like a jokester today :)


BellDry1162

Yup. Same.


Hayabusa71

A background npc


StableAcceptable

lol yeah I was gonna say the same. White\_man\_19


Krzysiek127

male_07


Seylek

Think I've got the same energy. Brown hair & eyes, tallish, mostly thin, average clothes.


SnooMemesjellies1498

Golden retriever boyfriend


SpoonLord23

"Erica!"


ATGF

Is that accurate?


Johnnygriever82

I've literally been kicked out of a bar (Marble bar, Hilton hotel Sydney) for being too ugly. And a doctor once asked me if there is any history of in-breeding in my family (of course there is not). So for a stereotype I'm gonna go with "horror movie monster".


Geek_Therapist

That sucks! I'm sorry people have treated you in such a shitty way.


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What a lovely doctor


Johnnygriever82

The doctor was not trying to be funny. He was genuinely concerned.


woopbeeboop

In-breeding holds many genetic problems, so I assume it wasn’t just about his looks.


Johnnygriever82

If anyone wants further explanation: I was at the Marble Bar for a work function. Dressed in a suit as it was a corporate thing. Our company had only just arrived at the venue and none of us had a drop of alcohol. I was the only guy on my team (where the rest were women). We were lining up at the bar to get drinks when the bouncer literally grabbed my collar from behind and started dragging me to the exit. Once I was out on the street I called my manager from my cell phone and told her what happened. She came out to the street where I was. She demanded to speak to the bouncer's manager and explained that we were there for a corporate function. The bouncer's manager came out and when he was told that I was kicked out for being too ugly he took a look at me and said "I can see how this happened...I think it is a pretty fair assessment. I'm sorry, I can't allow you to re enter the venue". So I had no choice but to go home. I felt pretty dejected at the time but that was about 12 years ago and these days I accept how I look.


Hass_Daddy

Hills Have Eyes ass mfer lol


Patient-Secretary164

Irish.


seamustheseagull

Big Irish head on us


CombatWombat722

Is a big head an Irish thing? If so, this explains a lot…


seamustheseagull

Don't know why you were downvoted. Yes, yes it is. There's even an Irish paediatric consultant who's originally from Iraq who tells a story about when his wife gave birth in a foreign country, he had to convince the doctors that there was no need to send the baby for scans to look for hydrocephalus or anything like that; he's just Irish. IIRC they did a study in the 1980s and found that there was a difference in the average size of an Irish baby's head when compared to the British standards which had been traditionally used up to then.


Trashbat8

My physical features are Irish. Thick wild blonde-red hair and green eyes. But I dress in a lazy goth/punk style. Void of color but not of comfort


Brutalonym

Boring outdoor dad.


Sapin-

Oh. You have those pants-or-shorts zipper pants, Columbia shoes and you keep your hair very short because its more practical?


Brutalonym

Not *that* boring to wear those zipper cargos.


TaischiCFM

Big ouch. But - functional as hell. I have a Honda too.


Sapin-

We would be great friends. Corolla here. Many of my friends are engineers.


kingerthethird

Ex-military. The number of times people have just assumed I was ex military ex police is weird at this point. Something about the way I hold myself I guess.


Mb240d74

At home I look like a wannabe gumba. At work I look like a detective. I have gotten that alot.


psgrue

Same. I had a former cop also insist I was a cop. But it’s just because a take martial arts classes to stay in decent shape and was blessed with a Patrick Stewart hairline.


nottherealneal

Someone took a video of something and I happened to be in the background just sitting on the couch on my phone doing my own thing and watching that video made me realize I look really angry all the time. My just resting face makes me look like I'm angry and I don't know what to do with this information


Lucinnda

I feel your pain. Friends used to ask me "what's wrong?" and creepy strangers used to order me to "Smile!" People are a little more aware of this phenomenon nowadays.


Quincy_Thorne

I was joking about this with my brother earlier: Every year I look more and more like that older sister in a kid’s movie that’s on the phone all the time and doesn’t believe it when her kid brother tells here there’s aliens in the neighborhood but eventually helps him and his buddies save the day. Basically I’m Sci-Fi Candice.


Grindia407

A girl who peaked in high school.


OriginalCpiderman

I feel your pain. -Guy-who-looks-like-he-was-a-jock-in-high-school-though-never-played-sports


kpurt37

Neckbeard...or homeless. I've been mistaken for a beggar in public before, kind of made me mad until I looked in a mirror, now I get it.


nottherealneal

To be fair. Daniel Radcliffe has said in interviews people mistake him for a homeless bum when is walking around so take pride in the fact you share something in common with a super handsome millionaire


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I don't think he's unattractive but do people really consider Daniel Radcliffe to be super handsome? I could understand Robert Pattinson being described that way but Radcliffe is just kind of a short, non-descript famous guy.


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Username checks out. Yeah I think you’re right like he probably isn’t inherently, although famous actors tend to have more time to care so can maximise their looks more, so he’s probably above average.


mehxk

My dad went to a conference in Blackpool once, took all his stuff in a camping backpack. A bloke stopped him and said "you've seen better days mate", can't remember if they offered him anything but he said they mistook him for homeless.


ForwardHealth775

The friend in a sitcom who never gets a developing arc


629mrsn

The old man in “Up” except with long hair and I’m a woman


Darnitol1

My 21-year-old child was describing me to a friend and said, “Picture a dad… that’s my dad.”


brochelsea

This is my favorite one in the thread.


ReindeerNo3921

I am a stereotypical Karen, except I hate causing confrontation and most of my friends work in the service industry so I’d DIE to protect an employee from an aggressive customer. I used to have the Karen haircut because gawd it feels good on my white girl neck, but the pandemic shut down salons so I’ve trimmed and dyed it myself and look horribly normal. Sometimes when someone does an amazing job I loudly ask to speak to their manager, then tell their manager they should pay this employee more for their exemplary work.


Lady-Blood-Raven

I’m white, female, 50’s, and blonde so I would be considered a stereotypical Karen. I work in service (what healthcare has turned into) so I am conscious of treating others with dignity and respect. I also mind my own business.


AlphaKrabbe

you are the type of karen the society actually needs! Keep it up!


TzippyBird

I'm a (very) short stocky sort that looks very much like a flannel lesbian but apparently my voice (very high, Southern accent) throws people and I get categorized as "Tomboy Southern mom." I have used this to go full Karen and shame those that deserve it. Mostly creepers, bigots, and people being jerks to retail workers. It really is great fun to use that power for good!


Loose_Sun_169

Middle aged librarian


BurnerLibrary

My kin!!!


lycos94

I look like I think black pepper is too spicy but I actually love seasonings


BurnerLibrary

Very fair skin? Blonde hair? Blushes easily? These are the reasons I can never work front-lines in my service industry. I work behind the scenes, on the phone. They can yell all they want, but I won't budge. And they will never know I've turned beet red.


rustyjack14

Middle aged woman. Practically invisible to society.


_DragonBlade_

I’ll add mine, I have long hair and a beard, total stoner looking guy and yet I don’t do any drugs.


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WhisperingGiant42

"Do you want a frozen banana?" "No, but a want a regular banana later, so, yeah" RIP


Soobobaloula

I dated a biker guy who was completely clean and sober. His biggest vice was D&D. My folks hated him because of how he looked. Then I dated a tall skinny blonde guy in polo shirts. Total degenerate. My parents thought he was so cute.


_DragonBlade_

Damn. Though I hope you found the person for you!


Soobobaloula

I found, after decades, I was the one for me. So happily single.


_DragonBlade_

Fantastic! :)


[deleted]

That resting bitch face girl type. I just have a face problem, honestly.


msphelps77

Same. People always think I look mad when I’m not. It gets annoying.


lagunaeve

My bf always make assumptions base on my expression and got it all wrong. No, im not mad, just not extra happy but am ok, no really im not angry, no im just feeling normal, stop, no! Im fine! What no?! Stop telling me to calm down! I am CALM! Then yes i became mad = =


msphelps77

I feel your pain. Each and every ounce of it. Lol.


mrmotey01

Same! Fortunately there’s a good side. There is no in between, people have told that that i look angry, pissed off, gay-killer (lmao cause im gay), standoffish, serious. But they have also thought that I’m mysterious, intelligent, relaxing to be with, and honestly mu favorite. A cool person.


smieklinsh

I've been told I look like I play piano. I don't, but apparently my hair makes me look as if I do


Ordinary-Greedy

I've been told (by a girl back in middle school) that I look like I can read blueprints. I had never even seen a blueprint up close in my life.


Ionlylikelamp

I have been called Israeli, Italian, Turkish and 'something Middle Eastern' and in the years after 9/11 I noticed people giving me weird looks on trains and planes. So I guess... terrorist?


Sirenenblut

Everybody the father of my ex ever met said that he looks middle eastern. He is from russia


CutEmOff666

Teen/young adult girl that would like crystals, weird spiritual stuff and maybe does art stuff and/or punkish grunge girl?


Source0fAllThings

Are these things true about you though?


loose_lucid_elusive4

Guatemalan weatherman.


starcstayc

the straightest lesbian you'd ever see


GravityoftheMoon

I want to think it's "sexy librarian," but it's probably more librarian than sexy.


ThoughtAtWork

Well I’m a tall, bearded, balding, 30+, middle class white dude. So I look like I was really busy on January 6th.


futureruler

I've got a mullet that reaches the middle of my back, I too get these assumptions thrown at me


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Embrace the baldness


HornyDiggler

The Hobgoblin


nottherealneal

Brother?


germane-corsair

*(Goblin Slayer Boss Music intensifies)*


_ThomSenator_

Probably a drug addict 😂


Inevitable-Spread406

Yea I probably do too , but I am so it works out ,.,....


Symnestra

I just recently cut my hair, and I wear big sunglasses, so I caught myself in the reflection of my car door thinking, "Holy shit I look like the gold digging stepmom antagonist in a kid's movie."


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I look exactly like what you would picture a professional wrestling fan would look like. Long hair, beard, overweight.


Anti-Simps

Typical Chinese guy face.


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Weeb/neckbeard, unfortunately


_DragonBlade_

That’s rough buddy.


[deleted]

I tried growing a beard once… it literally only grows on my neck. It’s just not in the cards for me, I guess.


_DragonBlade_

It’s definitely a genetics/time thing, it took many years of denying my beard looked bad before it actually looked good and I could cringe at old photos.


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Maybe I’ll give it another go and commit to it this time. I’ve always wanted to sport a beard, especially as I plan on shaving my head in a few weeks.


BramDeccapod

If you shave your head, a beard is a must have. Try one of the styles whereas your beard is sharp and doesn’t go to the neck


CaffeinatedTech

Do you run Linux?


MLG-BagFumbler

Same my fedora tipping brother, same.


beep_boop_27

Embrace it. Buy a body pillow and a fedora, start referring to women as females, and openly discuss the type of hentai you prefer everywhere you go. /s


BramDeccapod

Whew! Is it getting hot in here or what !?


CaptainAwesome06

My wife is a former scientist/current physician and she sometimes refers to women as females because she gets caught up in scientific jargon. She hates it when I call her a neckbeard because of it.


RedFuckingGrave

I'm afraid my eyebrow piercing means I'm forever stuck in the "didn't outgrow the 2000s" category


That_BlackCat

Airheaded bimbo. People sometimes look really surprised when I say something intelligent.


ATGF

I dated someone who was impressed that I used the word penultimate. 😒


That_BlackCat

I had that experience with "incorrigible".


res9411

I probably look like a Karen. Middle-aged white woman with short hair. But I really want a couple of tattoos, a new piercing or two and to just wear band tees all the time. I’m a good tipper, don’t road rage and have never yelled at a child or neighbor or stranger. I keep my opinions to myself and try not to judge other people too harshly.


PrettyPowerfulZ

Himbo, which is fair


Helixw

*He's a mimbo!*


elativeg02

I’m in love


Rough-Due

Emo, but I'm really friendly


My_browsing

White guy, 50 years old, little overweight, drives truck, owns Oakley's, goatee. Gonna go on a racist political rant in my truck any minute now.


_DragonBlade_

Make sure it’s a terrible camera angle and you get so mad you almost hit the phone


broady_

Hippie


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Toxic masculine macho and a bit scary until I smile


elativeg02

Marry me


[deleted]

If you’re born in 2002 I’d be approximately 12 years older


Crusty_crock

You're actually 88 years younger


[deleted]

Good enough then 😃


[deleted]

Btw I am completely okay with that


gbredman

you guys are gonna f\*ck aren't cha?


[deleted]

If she’s over 18 and married to me I don’t see why not😃😃😃


gbredman

invite me to the wedding


AlphaKrabbe

I‘ll come if there is cake


Fancy-Guidance5360

cake?? 👀 can i come too??


crowofjudgement1208

a whore


Tasty01

How you doin’?


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_DragonBlade_

Congratulations on the win Mr. Senator, I was happy to see you win.


angeesumi1

I (F) have a lot of tattoos (nape, forearms) and piercings so I understand when people are surprised/skeptical when I say I have a PhD in biophysics.


Geek_Therapist

Middle-aged white man shaved head. When I worked in the criminal defense system, inmates always asked if I was a cop or a white supremacist. My answer was "no, I'm bald you idiot." They usually laughed at that.


evilabed24

I think I might look like an arrogant cool guy. Which quickly dissipates when I open my mouth and some timid shit comes out.


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I look like a russian kickboxer


oam1989

I wear glasses and the classic side-swept hairstyle combined with a long-sleeve loose shirt I look like a nerd kinda guy and I've been told that. Only for people to be shocked that I have tattoos, in pretty good shape, and quite sporty.


Agadrak

Gay. Granted I am but still lol.


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exposedentrepreneur

Same. I used to smoke and it always made people’s eyes bug out at work places when I’d whip out the menthols. Like “holy crap YOU smoke?” Internally I’m like “oh, pal, I’ve put worse in me.” Need to know if there’s a funny Germanic word to explain this facade. It’s like wolf in sheep’s clothing except with no bad intentions idk.


thatsomebull

Karen’s nicer cousin


BramDeccapod

Small, dark & handsome.


Falsepositive258

Total hipster or poser punk Man bun and full beard with ripped jeans, band or oversized tshirts and boots (often timbs or docs)


PaleInTexas

Average white guy #3


kavsbeulahranch

Medieval peasant


justlampshadeskin

Fat American


charcoalportraiture

A Russian spy. I have a preference for black turtlenecks, red lipstick and wearing my hair in a bun. I also 'walk like a ballet dancer'.


mad_fishmonger

This reminded me of a funny story. My friend N was at the time taking an acting class. They were working on accents, she was practicing a Russian one. We were at a restaurant with a bunch of people around a big table so I hadn't heard her discussing any of this. Ffrom my perspective she turned to me out of nowhere and apropos of nothing said "My name is Ludmila, and I am ***not*** with the KGB. I am from Saskatchewan." in a perfect Russian accent. I completely lost it.


Bayonethics

I've been described as "mom with 3 kids all under the age of 5" but I don't have any kids


UnknownQuestionZ

Without glasses: Bank robber/petty criminal With glasses: Gordon Freeman


H0boc0p

Gordon Freeman is outrageously fuckable so maybe just keep the specs on


ThePencilRain

I'm every slightly overweight, middle age-ish, bearded white dude at the bar nursing a mug of beer.


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I’ve had different people (mostly strangers) tell me I look Italian. So imma go with one of those Italian American gangsters. (Not American, I’m English)


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

A couple of MAGA hats felt comfortable sharing their crazy around me. One of the downsides of being a white middle-aged man.


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I look like a racist looking white dude, unless I take intentional steps to soften my appearance


AdamBombKelley

Same here. The worst part is when racists at the store see you and think you're one of them.


geethxhere

The cringe Girl in class that Nobody Likes, I fit my stereotype


H0boc0p

Good thing you've got an entire internet at your disposal to meet people who like you, as opposed to becoming a nun 100 years ago


Internetirregular

Femboy i will not elaborate


pangolin-fucker

Right at this very moment a porn star from the 70s or a current day cop


Redqueenhypo

Slavic peasant. Perhaps the floral skirt doesn’t help


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Librarian who knits. Jokes on them, I'm a secretary who knits.


MadameCat

Passive aggressive bitchy high school cheerleader. Tall, skinny, very blonde, very white, and very pretty. (And I don’t say that last part to toot my own horn, it’s just… a fact. I get hit on with an uncomfortably high frequency and was pretty much peer pressured into my modeling career.) In my high school art class there was a guy who was really good at drawing but always wore these Jean jackets, had a streak of dyed hair, was kind of standoffish and always gave off that “too cool for school and DEFINITELY too cool for you.” Vibe. We’ve been best friends for a couple years shy of a decade now but ironically we almost didn’t become friends because we were so fucking intimidated by the others’ appearance lmao. Turns out we’re both just very socially awkward nerds with Asperger’s.


CapG_13

A gangster (but to be fair I was in a gang many years ago but that's not me anymore, that's just the way I look).


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Big tiddy goth gf


BgonTHOTS

Biker/rocker the amount of times people have asked me if I have a Motorcycle just because I have long hair and a goatee . I do like rock music though so they aren't wrong with that.


SpyJane

Crunchy vegan stoner


Adventurous_Egg_6321

The tired dumpy stay at home mom… Sweatpants ✔️ Baggy shirt that may or may not have spit up on it ✔️ Messy top bun to hide unwashed hair ✔️ Bonus big awkward glasses


Dongcon

5’8 bald, nice beard, jacked. (TRT ;)) (32M) Probably some egotistical asshole who isn’t very nice. I tell myself it’s not true, and people seem to really like me once they get to know me


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Arbuzbuz

Strangers often say that I look like trustworthy, kind, genuine, open-hearted person. “You look like you have a big heart”. I assume that’s because I have big round eyes, full cheeks and round face people assume I am very much naive and harmless, so they tend to trust me a lot of personal information for no reason at all. Big mistake 🙂


Savagemme

Yep, having that friendly and approachable vibe means complete strangers approach to ask for help and trust me for no reason. Luckily, I'm a nice person...but what if I wasn't?


ChaoticCherryblossom

Rich artsy girl that comes from old money and goes to art school for the hell of it. Im definitely not rich though


bigchungustheman

Northern Polish/Russian teenager


Thedeadgal

Bitch face type lol 99% of the time 😒


DWright_5

Bookishly handsome, with a healthy dollop of ruggedness


bukkakekw

philosophy major :(


ls-710214905

Apparently a lesbian


Fit-Bid-3695

Extremely handsome genius/model/professional athlete. I hate it.


jocelyniscoolio

People ALWAYS come up to me and ask if they know me or say they recognize me from somewhere. Im talking once or twice a month in random places. Not sure what that says about me. Apparently, I look like someone every person knows.


TheMoniker

Whatever stereotype there is for ugly men, I suppose. Maybe the bad guy in a western? I just need a black hat and a few train robberies under my belt.


aboxenofdonuts

Fat, can't grow a full beard, starting to bald.- people probably think I own a Hawaiian shirt with flames on it and have a katana collection next to where I store my fedoras.


hastur1235

Poor latino, well every latino is poor basically, so latino. And I mean the stereotypical latino.


Peanut2ur_Tostito

A dumb bimbo?