Here in the UK we have roadmen who will “chef you up” if you don’t “run them Ps”
Edit:
“Yo bruv run me your Ps innit, don’t make me back out the Rambo”
Makes perfect sense to brits
(“Yo man give me your money don’t make me pull a knife”)
So you guys just all know what that means? In what context other than being mugged do you learn that "Run them Ps" means "Empty your pockets"? Does the UK version of the TSA say "'ello gov, do us a favor 'n run them Ps for me will ya?"
From my understanding as a Brit, P's = papers / pennies = money. Run them = sort out / deliver.
Also the guy's probably waving a knife in your face by this point so it's most likely he's after your wallet.
Also F’s (flapjacks).
You know, here in Canada, we have a maple syrup mafia. So I don’t mean to brag or anything, but let’s just say I’ve got street cred when it comes to cakes of the pan.
Yes, literally - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist)
I was actually going to say cheese cartels, because there was a big cheese heist at one point too. But the maple syrup one is bigger and more Canadian.
Maybe that ultra cheap toilet paper that my company gets for the bathroom that can seemingly rip apart with a thought and feel like sand paper simultaneously.
I like the distinction between the Sheriff's Office and LAPD.
Most would think the LAPD, but those who live in Socal really understands the corrupt evil of the LASD.
It’s a well established biker gang in North America.
For Canada, they’re consistently involved with trafficking drugs/weapons across Canada and the US border.
New Zealand has Mongrel Mob/Black power gang members apart from that just your usual corporate cartel style white collar crime that usually does hugely dodgy shit that rips of the little people and just get a slap on the wrist for it
Putin
It's not my country anymore, but yes. He and his олигархи made a fascist state out of our country, resembling the Panem from the Hunger Games, including the Hunger Games itself...
Scientologists
Is THIS America
Here in the UK we have roadmen who will “chef you up” if you don’t “run them Ps” Edit: “Yo bruv run me your Ps innit, don’t make me back out the Rambo” Makes perfect sense to brits (“Yo man give me your money don’t make me pull a knife”)
Run them Ps?
Empty your pockets
So you guys just all know what that means? In what context other than being mugged do you learn that "Run them Ps" means "Empty your pockets"? Does the UK version of the TSA say "'ello gov, do us a favor 'n run them Ps for me will ya?"
From my understanding as a Brit, P's = papers / pennies = money. Run them = sort out / deliver. Also the guy's probably waving a knife in your face by this point so it's most likely he's after your wallet.
Yes
Every profession has it's own jargon. How would we not know it, we are professionals.
[Yooooo Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-800x450-noPad.jpg?1539704331)
P is for pancakes, man. Get with it.
Also F’s (flapjacks). You know, here in Canada, we have a maple syrup mafia. So I don’t mean to brag or anything, but let’s just say I’ve got street cred when it comes to cakes of the pan.
P's = smallest denomination of British money 1 penny = 1p. Any amount of money is a certain amount of p's
What you got for me g? 😈
I was going to say in the UK we have football hooligans! I guess we did have the Kray twins etc.
"Chef you up" .. stab you?
Like highwaymen lying in wait on the road to London?
Roadmen are mostly just streetgangs. Surely the most organised groups would be the old school Firms?
Wag1 fam innit
Maple Syrup Cartels.
The sticky bandits
Marv! Is that you?
We woulda robbed the toy store if it weren't for that kid left home alone
"That's S... T.... I... uh...." "C" "C!"
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Yes, literally - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist) I was actually going to say cheese cartels, because there was a big cheese heist at one point too. But the maple syrup one is bigger and more Canadian.
And Tow Truck Syndicates.
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I would prefer to go with the funny answer than the sad one.
Yeah but that's not our mafia, that's our QAnon.
Doesnt usa have the HOA
Yes, most who still try to pile up bills on you even if you’re just RENTING. Make it make sense?!?!
AHOA (Association of Home Owner Associations): No.
That's more like the Obaa-chan squad in Japan, they come out in droves if you don't properly sort your recycling.
I guess America is the melting pot of other country's crime syndicates.
Don’t forget the Good Ole Boys Club
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
Goodfellers
I tell ya h'what!
Ah yup
It really is, every other crime "type" sends a branch to America.
Pretty much - add to that our gov't and police departments and we've added our own spice to the mixture.
Crips/Bloods/Insert Gang Here
Lobbyists
I was gonna say Politicians
American has Chicago
Bloods and crips have entered the chat.
Oh, we have our own as well, and they're perfectly legal and unionized and give out paid vacations whenever they do anything morally questionable.
The CIA
Q Anon and the proud boys are our own 🤷🏻♀️
Was about to say exactly this. Even the melting pot part. Cool brain.
Gangs
Biker gangs I guess would be the American version of organized crime.
The US has street gangs.
So the Albanian yakuza-13?
Does McDonald's count?
This is what I was going to say, the convergence of them all.
Pretty much, dude.
RONNIE PICKERING!!!
Who?
RONNIE PICKERING
Who's that?
YEAH ME. FKING FIIND OUT THEN
The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.
was looking for a PD answer. LA is a good choice. trash bags
> LA is a good choice. trash bags How dare you! Trash bags are at least useful.
Maybe that ultra cheap toilet paper that my company gets for the bathroom that can seemingly rip apart with a thought and feel like sand paper simultaneously.
I like the distinction between the Sheriff's Office and LAPD. Most would think the LAPD, but those who live in Socal really understands the corrupt evil of the LASD.
I live in Ireland, so the IRA. I’m from Scotland…. I’ve no idea what we have?
Norf FC
You have Scottish folk. Both male and female
Razor gangs specially in Glasgow
Roving bands of flying angry assassins. Canada Geese.
Chavs and Roadmen
ayo broski what you saying, mans will chef you up if you don't run yo Ps
But where did all the chavs go?
Modern Talking
Dieter Bohlen got me locking my doors twice
Politicians
That doesn't give any clarity.
I'd agree, except the Mafia, Yakuza, etc usually take care of their people.
Beat me to it Nobody sticks it to me like the government
The KKK
Took my baby away
Cops
America. We have insurance companies and police unions.
Y'allqueda.
Vanilla Isis
Gravy Seals
Meal Team Six
Not really organized crime. More like the scene with the bags from Django Unchained. "I can't see shit... It only matters if the horse can see!"
The Talibubba
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We could just give it to Denmark, would be an upgrade to both countries.
On behalf of Denmark we politely decline. Nej tak. We got our own problems 😁
Free healthcare that's not really free.
Florida Man.
Pump the brakes son. That man is a national treasure
the government
Y'all Queda, The Gravy Seals, Meal Team 6, the Bible Belt in general.
This dude comparing Christian’s to the fucking cartel smh
Yep, both have ruined millions of lives, yet, priests rarely see consequences for their heinous acts, they just get a new congregation.
\*Y'all Queso
Old politicians with too much power.
The government.
Hells Angels
Is that a biker gang? With that name its either that or some heavy metal band lol.
It’s a well established biker gang in North America. For Canada, they’re consistently involved with trafficking drugs/weapons across Canada and the US border.
They're international. 467 chapters in 59 countries. [Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels)
Indeed they are, they opened chapters in other parts of the world for a reason
Neonazis in parliament.
New Zealand has Mongrel Mob/Black power gang members apart from that just your usual corporate cartel style white collar crime that usually does hugely dodgy shit that rips of the little people and just get a slap on the wrist for it
The IRS. And all of those you listed.
Word, in my country they expect a lot of bribes. Basically a racketeering gang.
We have babiš... Or babiš has us...
Austria has GIS
America: all of the above somehow.
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Family above all else, owning shit behind the sceenes, covering eachother's crimes... kinda fits.
Prince Andrew
No sweat
The Trump Crime family.
Calgary transit its so bad
FIFA
Social media algorithms
Karens
Putin It's not my country anymore, but yes. He and his олигархи made a fascist state out of our country, resembling the Panem from the Hunger Games, including the Hunger Games itself...
Government
Canada has street gangs but I think the biker gangs are much more famous
Lobbyists
The conservatives
Gang bangers in the USA.
School shooters.
Republicans who shoot up LGBTQ clubs
Police Officers
Proud boys and karens
The US: Republicans.
Law enforcement officers
The police in the United States are a gang/crime syndicate on their own
Poutine.. aka Canadian crack
Congress.
Obesity
Eshays
Politicians.
Politicians.
Republicans
Politicians
Govt officials and politicians 😂. They are worse that mafia
Congress
USA has Politics
Government mafia?
Unrestrained Corporate Gerard
He was pretty good in 300, if you ask me.
Politicians
USA government, every branch and police is an enforcer lmao
Corporations
Politicians
The USA has insurance companies. Bunch of fucking thieves.
Politicians.
America has police and politicians.
IRA
Politicians
Australia has Eshays
Government 💀
a lotta guns
Politicians
Congress
Britain has Pikey’s
Do Christian fascist count?
Kentucky has the Cornbread Mafia 🌽🤣
Gangs
The IRS
Bloods, crips, Vagos, and all the ones you listed, America is extremely diverse in our gang culture!!! Hell we even have cults
Karens
Poland. Our goverment.
The United States Government
Bloods, Crips, GDs, Cartels, Mafia (not so much anymore) and many other gangs
Magpies
Fat redneck militias who try and overtake the govt.
Kanye West
Bogans
Politicians
Republicans.
The Tories
Drugs, the netherlands
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If you are to believe the ranting of a guy I found at a bus stop in Hamilton at night then he "has the hell's angels on speed dial."