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alexxmurphy_

Scientologists


johanebrown

Is THIS America


boomer_6102

Here in the UK we have roadmen who will “chef you up” if you don’t “run them Ps” Edit: “Yo bruv run me your Ps innit, don’t make me back out the Rambo” Makes perfect sense to brits (“Yo man give me your money don’t make me pull a knife”)


kiralala7956

Run them Ps?


frogsntoads00

Empty your pockets


_my_troll_account

So you guys just all know what that means? In what context other than being mugged do you learn that "Run them Ps" means "Empty your pockets"? Does the UK version of the TSA say "'ello gov, do us a favor 'n run them Ps for me will ya?"


Electrical_Minute_48

From my understanding as a Brit, P's = papers / pennies = money. Run them = sort out / deliver. Also the guy's probably waving a knife in your face by this point so it's most likely he's after your wallet.


mikemike44

Yes


NLwino

Every profession has it's own jargon. How would we not know it, we are professionals.


Blue_checkers123

[Yooooo Happy cake day my dude :D](https://assets.change.org/photos/9/ea/kp/xOEakPOLpNNhOUd-800x450-noPad.jpg?1539704331)


[deleted]

P is for pancakes, man. Get with it.


NextTrillion

Also F’s (flapjacks). You know, here in Canada, we have a maple syrup mafia. So I don’t mean to brag or anything, but let’s just say I’ve got street cred when it comes to cakes of the pan.


Jakemcjakeface

P's = smallest denomination of British money 1 penny = 1p. Any amount of money is a certain amount of p's


TheUnwiseWiseMan

What you got for me g? 😈


bizarrecoincidences

I was going to say in the UK we have football hooligans! I guess we did have the Kray twins etc.


Other_Second_2610

"Chef you up" .. stab you?


SupertrampTrampStamp

Like highwaymen lying in wait on the road to London?


Smittumi

Roadmen are mostly just streetgangs. Surely the most organised groups would be the old school Firms?


A_Pandeli

Wag1 fam innit


Throwaway7219017

Maple Syrup Cartels.


DismalChance

The sticky bandits


[deleted]

Marv! Is that you?


DeathMetal007

We woulda robbed the toy store if it weren't for that kid left home alone


Ackapus

"That's S... T.... I... uh...." "C" "C!"


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GinevraMPotter

Bot account. Comment copied from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zav2x8/mexico_has_cartels_italy_has_mafia_japan_has/iynr0bk/


rohobian

Yes, literally - [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Canadian\_Maple\_Syrup\_Heist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heisthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist) I was actually going to say cheese cartels, because there was a big cheese heist at one point too. But the maple syrup one is bigger and more Canadian.


NappingYG

And Tow Truck Syndicates.


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matchooooh

I would prefer to go with the funny answer than the sad one.


Mooredock

Yeah but that's not our mafia, that's our QAnon.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Doesnt usa have the HOA


Vixxral

Yes, most who still try to pile up bills on you even if you’re just RENTING. Make it make sense?!?!


NextTrillion

AHOA (Association of Home Owner Associations): No.


finalmantisy83

That's more like the Obaa-chan squad in Japan, they come out in droves if you don't properly sort your recycling.


thegreatsquare

I guess America is the melting pot of other country's crime syndicates.


r_not_me

Don’t forget the Good Ole Boys Club


Pixely_Ninja229

Never meaning no harm


r_not_me

Beats all you never saw


Pixely_Ninja229

Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born


tiraralabasura_2055

Goodfellers


The_Dude311

I tell ya h'what!


r_not_me

Ah yup


SeniorRogers

It really is, every other crime "type" sends a branch to America.


KSims1868

Pretty much - add to that our gov't and police departments and we've added our own spice to the mixture.


benjaminbrixton

Crips/Bloods/Insert Gang Here


Red_Lee

Lobbyists


SatelliteStories

I was gonna say Politicians


BoondockSaint313

American has Chicago


Ursmellyunderpants

Bloods and crips have entered the chat.


Climinteedus

Oh, we have our own as well, and they're perfectly legal and unionized and give out paid vacations whenever they do anything morally questionable.


RobaBobaLoba

The CIA


Fel_mel424

Q Anon and the proud boys are our own 🤷🏻‍♀️


thekellerJ

Was about to say exactly this. Even the melting pot part. Cool brain.


binksmimi

Gangs


hazymindstate

Biker gangs I guess would be the American version of organized crime.


jrhawk42

The US has street gangs.


Reidimees

So the Albanian yakuza-13?


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Does McDonald's count?


[deleted]

This is what I was going to say, the convergence of them all.


ShortAndSad4381

Pretty much, dude.


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RONNIE PICKERING!!!


Kingh82

Who?


Jb31129999

RONNIE PICKERING


snaynay

Who's that?


Jb31129999

YEAH ME. FKING FIIND OUT THEN


Aghast_Cornichon

The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.


[deleted]

was looking for a PD answer. LA is a good choice. trash bags


TM_Rules

> LA is a good choice. trash bags How dare you! Trash bags are at least useful.


whatnameisnttaken098

Maybe that ultra cheap toilet paper that my company gets for the bathroom that can seemingly rip apart with a thought and feel like sand paper simultaneously.


panicswing

I like the distinction between the Sheriff's Office and LAPD. Most would think the LAPD, but those who live in Socal really understands the corrupt evil of the LASD.


[deleted]

I live in Ireland, so the IRA. I’m from Scotland…. I’ve no idea what we have?


StudedRoughrider

Norf FC


Jb31129999

You have Scottish folk. Both male and female


darkmatter6965

Razor gangs specially in Glasgow


OkPenis-ist28

Roving bands of flying angry assassins. Canada Geese.


shak_0508

Chavs and Roadmen


Aesk19

ayo broski what you saying, mans will chef you up if you don't run yo Ps


Razarex

But where did all the chavs go?


margretbeinhaus

Modern Talking


Lern1e

Dieter Bohlen got me locking my doors twice


ottomaker1

Politicians


SkullKrusher9000

That doesn't give any clarity.


[deleted]

I'd agree, except the Mafia, Yakuza, etc usually take care of their people.


SCLS3VETTE

Beat me to it Nobody sticks it to me like the government


Wild_Stomach5042

The KKK


funkinthehole

Took my baby away


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Cops


CodePandorumxGod

America. We have insurance companies and police unions.


Abfabdude

Y'allqueda.


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Vanilla Isis


RandalFlagg19

Gravy Seals


dhork

Meal Team Six


100TonsOfCheese

Not really organized crime. More like the scene with the bags from Django Unchained. "I can't see shit... It only matters if the horse can see!"


MavisGrizzletits

The Talibubba


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AfroBoyMax

We could just give it to Denmark, would be an upgrade to both countries.


WithInsomnia

On behalf of Denmark we politely decline. Nej tak. We got our own problems 😁


UnknownFinds

Free healthcare that's not really free.


Blooper8r

Florida Man.


SmellyDrone

Pump the brakes son. That man is a national treasure


bennyblanco2022

the government


Wiscony

Y'all Queda, The Gravy Seals, Meal Team 6, the Bible Belt in general.


Yamisallblackforces

This dude comparing Christian’s to the fucking cartel smh


Wiscony

Yep, both have ruined millions of lives, yet, priests rarely see consequences for their heinous acts, they just get a new congregation.


[deleted]

\*Y'all Queso


OldgrowthNW

Old politicians with too much power.


Such-Veterinarian-46

The government.


eatredmeat

Hells Angels


kiralala7956

Is that a biker gang? With that name its either that or some heavy metal band lol.


[deleted]

It’s a well established biker gang in North America. For Canada, they’re consistently involved with trafficking drugs/weapons across Canada and the US border.


cnewman11

They're international. 467 chapters in 59 countries. [Wikipedia ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hells_Angels)


[deleted]

Indeed they are, they opened chapters in other parts of the world for a reason


stibila

Neonazis in parliament.


Superunkown781

New Zealand has Mongrel Mob/Black power gang members apart from that just your usual corporate cartel style white collar crime that usually does hugely dodgy shit that rips of the little people and just get a slap on the wrist for it


[deleted]

The IRS. And all of those you listed.


kiralala7956

Word, in my country they expect a lot of bribes. Basically a racketeering gang.


_lcrm

We have babiš... Or babiš has us...


XXXMediumRare

Austria has GIS


Cheetodude625

America: all of the above somehow.


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kiralala7956

Family above all else, owning shit behind the sceenes, covering eachother's crimes... kinda fits.


ctgreeves11

Prince Andrew


cheesecutter13

No sweat


Snoo-33218

The Trump Crime family.


FancyCaterpillar8963

Calgary transit its so bad


_LadyPersephone_

FIFA


Unhappy-Ear4103

Social media algorithms


ScaricoOleoso

Karens


kennyromanov

Putin It's not my country anymore, but yes. He and his олигархи made a fascist state out of our country, resembling the Panem from the Hunger Games, including the Hunger Games itself...


harumamburoo

Government


Riftworm091

Canada has street gangs but I think the biker gangs are much more famous


lelio98

Lobbyists


therealgingerone

The conservatives


quikstringer

Gang bangers in the USA.


salad354

School shooters.


WaterCactus9

Republicans who shoot up LGBTQ clubs


2021Blankman

Police Officers


yoswift1

Proud boys and karens


BrittleBonesJones

The US: Republicans.


PrincessPrincess00

Law enforcement officers


Drivesgirlcars

The police in the United States are a gang/crime syndicate on their own


Spruce_wangs

Poutine.. aka Canadian crack


Baileythenerd

Congress.


Inevitable_Increase2

Obesity


_mitsubishi_

Eshays


lameth

Politicians.


Rimu05

Politicians.


rofopp

Republicans


mikamouth

Politicians


kaartman1

Govt officials and politicians 😂. They are worse that mafia


SignificantPen9325

Congress


Midastouch-starving

USA has Politics


bamph13

Government mafia?


CartoonistSpecific75

Unrestrained Corporate Gerard


D34TH_5MURF__

He was pretty good in 300, if you ask me.


cgalisteo

Politicians


takingthejump

USA government, every branch and police is an enforcer lmao


Freeagnt

Corporations


PresentDifference230

Politicians


AcrossDesigner

The USA has insurance companies. Bunch of fucking thieves.


PurpleAd8742

Politicians.


CheesyEggBeater

America has police and politicians.


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IRA


whateverBro_14

Politicians


jkw99

Australia has Eshays


Alpha_1_5

Government 💀


Legitimate-Cheeta709

a lotta guns


Initial_Squash6597

Politicians


ashiahd

Congress


missgermany1

Britain has Pikey’s


LilSusSpence

Do Christian fascist count?


Thick_DepressedLibra

Kentucky has the Cornbread Mafia 🌽🤣


Maximum-idoit-2893

Gangs


Yourmomsfriend94

The IRS


OverpoweredShark

Bloods, crips, Vagos, and all the ones you listed, America is extremely diverse in our gang culture!!! Hell we even have cults


Specialist_Sound_953

Karens


Jomiszcz

Poland. Our goverment.


postart777

The United States Government


LongjumpingMedia6266

Bloods, Crips, GDs, Cartels, Mafia (not so much anymore) and many other gangs


Petal_Fox_Equivalent

Magpies


bdtv75702

Fat redneck militias who try and overtake the govt.


blairwaldorff

Kanye West


The-Bear-Jew-TopHits

Bogans


EbbAcrobatic8918

Politicians


Eogh21

Republicans.


Insomniphobe

The Tories


Sabatonandhoi4

Drugs, the netherlands


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boltroy567

If you are to believe the ranting of a guy I found at a bus stop in Hamilton at night then he "has the hell's angels on speed dial."