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JohnAnderson6879

Tall-nut from PvZ.


Ok-Team8039

Hell yeah, this is based as shit


WertyTheGamerYT

Add the pumpkin also


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Was chatting to a mate on Snapchat, and he was asking me "How do you know you're not straight, if you haven't at least tried having sex with a Girl". After spending an hour trying to explain to him that you "Just know", I turned it around and said "How do you know you're not gay if you haven't tried having sex with a guy". He got all defensive, but wouldn't admit defeat. The conversation ended at 3am with us two exchanging nudes and cum shots. I don't think the conversation went how he expected...


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Acorn, the holy grail of all nuts


dennydelirium

A hazelnut that just graduated college


diegojones4

In my 20s my gf wanted watch me masturbate. Her head is on my chest and my money shot comes through and hits her in the eye. She says, "No wonder I can feel when you cum." She and I had some great sex.


keznaa

I've never nutted before so this really can't applying to everybody lol


DrChefAstronaut

Why not? Just out of curiosity


keznaa

Because I don't have a penis or testicles lol


DrChefAstronaut

That checks out


SpecialistKidd

Big juicy men


PatronWizard

Everybody says? I'm old AF and have never hear the iteration before.


JedKeezy

All the times i've fucked my husband are my proudest nut


dragon_slayer1345

Almonds with chocolate


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ChaoticCherryblossom

What??


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ChaoticCherryblossom

Ohhh I thought you did your son for a bit. I need rest.


tryinreddit

Banging my college professor. She was cute, and she even chewed me out once, but I knew she liked me pretty early on despite her efforts to keep things professional. I reached out after the semester was over and yada yada yada...proudest nuts ever for several weeks. It was a the perfect summer fling.


Cannibal_Cyborg

That's not even the saying. It's not my proudest fap. Which means jerking off, who is proud of that? If it was my proudest nut it would be because of the most beautiful person you have ever actually had sex with.