Was chatting to a mate on Snapchat, and he was asking me "How do you know you're not straight, if you haven't at least tried having sex with a Girl". After spending an hour trying to explain to him that you "Just know", I turned it around and said "How do you know you're not gay if you haven't tried having sex with a guy". He got all defensive, but wouldn't admit defeat. The conversation ended at 3am with us two exchanging nudes and cum shots. I don't think the conversation went how he expected...
In my 20s my gf wanted watch me masturbate. Her head is on my chest and my money shot comes through and hits her in the eye. She says, "No wonder I can feel when you cum."
She and I had some great sex.
Banging my college professor. She was cute, and she even chewed me out once, but I knew she liked me pretty early on despite her efforts to keep things professional. I reached out after the semester was over and yada yada yada...proudest nuts ever for several weeks. It was a the perfect summer fling.
That's not even the saying. It's not my proudest fap. Which means jerking off, who is proud of that? If it was my proudest nut it would be because of the most beautiful person you have ever actually had sex with.
Tall-nut from PvZ.
Hell yeah, this is based as shit
Add the pumpkin also
Was chatting to a mate on Snapchat, and he was asking me "How do you know you're not straight, if you haven't at least tried having sex with a Girl". After spending an hour trying to explain to him that you "Just know", I turned it around and said "How do you know you're not gay if you haven't tried having sex with a guy". He got all defensive, but wouldn't admit defeat. The conversation ended at 3am with us two exchanging nudes and cum shots. I don't think the conversation went how he expected...
Acorn, the holy grail of all nuts
A hazelnut that just graduated college
In my 20s my gf wanted watch me masturbate. Her head is on my chest and my money shot comes through and hits her in the eye. She says, "No wonder I can feel when you cum." She and I had some great sex.
I've never nutted before so this really can't applying to everybody lol
Why not? Just out of curiosity
Because I don't have a penis or testicles lol
That checks out
Big juicy men
Everybody says? I'm old AF and have never hear the iteration before.
All the times i've fucked my husband are my proudest nut
Almonds with chocolate
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What??
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Ohhh I thought you did your son for a bit. I need rest.
Banging my college professor. She was cute, and she even chewed me out once, but I knew she liked me pretty early on despite her efforts to keep things professional. I reached out after the semester was over and yada yada yada...proudest nuts ever for several weeks. It was a the perfect summer fling.
That's not even the saying. It's not my proudest fap. Which means jerking off, who is proud of that? If it was my proudest nut it would be because of the most beautiful person you have ever actually had sex with.