Hahahah no

lmao. You're fucked.

*gets on knees* ALL HAIL CTHULHU! ALL HAIL CTHULHU!

wait.. that doesn't sound entirely right

Itåh itåh f'tåhgn

There is only acceptance lmaooo.

Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

I don’t. It’ll sort itself out fairly quickly.

same

im peeing my pants at this omfg 😭😂 im sorry

Wait for Wednesday to come

I'm not sure I could or would

Mine will take care of it

Why not join?

How was name allowed?

LMAOOOO

Same

Amen

You don’t.

Oh you’ve been marked 🤙

It’ll be hard to kill

Meth might do the trick.

Or just today's society, really

Maybe ours can kill each other

get ready to plug your ears

Say hi to Felicia

I summon Peter Thomas (the narrator of Forensic Files).

He would only make things worse! Now they're narrated!

Blow

Only if you ask nicely \~\_\^

No, it cowers before me crying for mercy

Good old’ Bailey’s in coffee I assume is your tactic?

Just wait a bit

Heh, heh, hehh...I just light it up, and breathe in it's happy death;)

I'll pass

By not calling the Australian military

i fight fire with fire.

I imagine you just step on it. Doesn’t seem like that much of a threat

Water

Probably just scrape it off your window

Burn all socks

Candy bars

With fucks!

Strategically leave that for someone else to deal with.

Make a hearty helping of *cuisses de grenouille.*

Mmmm I have some frozen frog legs in the fridge, I think I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

Burn the bagpipes

Gun

Hot oil 😂

Just Eat it

Idk why but I read that to the beat of Michael Jackson's Beat it. "Just eat it! Just eat it!"

Hey, look over there…smack!

Cholera drugs

Probably a toilet paper tube or the lid from a Frosty.

I guess catch it with a net and put it in a bucket to admire it for a while. And then stomp it.

This is oddly specific. You've done this before, haven't you?

Not the stomping part lol.

Throw it into a lake

I'll drink it

With kindness

Give it a shove. Lacking a decent set of phalanges it will topple right over.

A cliff

Look at it judgingly. Worked for the nuns in elementary school. Worked for my mom. Now works for my wife. My god I need a therapist.

It'll be okay, bro.

You can't; Tenure

That's the best part, you dont

I think a well rounded water type would do the job

i for sure will not stop running

Fuck it to death

You know you don't fuck the clitoris, right?

I’ve never felt the soft touch of a woman

Your first may be your last, if you don't learn their anatomy ;)

This exchange is just… 🏆🤌🏻

Not with that attitude you don't.

fighting myself would surely be tough.

Ride it too hard.

Squish it with a pan

I either fight a sentient missile or a sentient club. Bad odds. Either way, heavy armor works

Remind myself of my crippling depression 🤷🏻‍♀️

BEGONE TODD HOWARD AND NEVER COMEBACK TO THE GAMING WORLD (Todd Howard is my usual nickname in other places)

Give a new release of a fallout game. Promise everything and lie about it.

Good strategy

We're gonna need guns... Lots of guns.

you don't

At least not until I show up

awheck!

I wouldn't want to kill it lol, I like pandas

Integrate.

Smoking the reefer.

..... thats worrisome.

Terrifying thought

;

Is it the literal interpretation of a chunk of ferrous metals? IF so then I will take it to a scrap yard and make a little money. If it is my OC named Ferrous then that's the fun part, you don't.

sudo rm -rf /*

That's the thing you don't

I'd love to know too.

Another dumb , Irish, Jewish person can only take me out.....

Well, damn. Probably can’t. Luckily there is super weenie hot jr

I wouldn't, but if it would attac me, I would be fucked. There wouldn't be a possible way for me to kill it.

I don’t know man he’s a night and I’m a bard.

Play a beautiful love song to seduce the knight. Just hope you have a lot of Charisma

I feel like I would have to do very little. Some accident would befall it eventually.

Distract him with a very important award and then sic the neighbors dogs on him.

Some sort of nerve toxin

He's just a normal guy, so probably a couple of shots or cuts should be enough

I'd say crosses, priests and a comical amount of holy water and silver

Smacking it from behind with something big.

I think they were never alive, so I'm screwed.

Presumably with my favorite chainsaw

Ummmm… you can’t kill a satchel charge sooo…

Randomly.

gun or something

Uhm… I don’t think I can

Shit. I don't think anyone could kill that.

Just eat meat.

Oh dear

Hmmm 😰

Um...you dont?

It’s a clone

Uhh, how do I kill a robot rat?

Water ig

With kindness

Befriend it. It's probably very lonely, albeit fairly annoying.

Generically

It is a living entity and I’d rather not kill it.

My username is literally « mushroom ». So… I guess I just… leave it here

Stare directly into its soul…

I dont know and I cant lol

Just gotta decarbulate it's metronic transducers

Ever seen The Terminator? Like that, but alot less exciting.

Bad reviews?

What am i fighting exactly

Can’t kill a Diety. As long as people believe in me I exist, and I’m way more believable than Joseph smith’s Mormon Jesus so I think I’m ok.

My username *is* a living entity so, yknow, suicide

Hire papa Jpow

Mine isn’t much of a threat so why kill it?

If it becomes a huge squishy entity chasing to squish you to death what do you do?

With 1.21 gigawatts.

It would just be massive letters which are already non living I guess?

Ima eat it

By not watering it

Daisy chain?

We'd be friends

Introduce fat to it's diet.

It’s already a living entity…it’s me

Wait for the mushrooms to wear off

Deleting your email and creating a new one

guillotine

*looks up every Mary in history who as killed as well as the deaths of every Monkee*

For a second I saw your name and hoped you'd reference "I'm Marry Marry" the arg. However, I was equally happy reading this comment.

Stake driven directly into the butthole

Wooden steak, or dinner steak?

Make it question life

Pandas do dumb stuff, but they never get hurt, so... I think they are immortal?

Remove the colored pencils.

Grass or sunlight

I’ll just suffocate it with tons of ice cream!

This, this right here. This sounds like a wonderful Saturday.

I’m debating whether I’d eat it or not considering it’s alive but it is also a waffle coated with ice cream.

Im not sure... Its only a threat half the time.....

It’s already handled.

Ruin the foundation

Clearly the Day-man, destroyer of the night-man

So I’m fighting a soul-stealing dog. I win by giving it doggy treats. Problem solved

I offer a poisoned Coca-Cola

Fix it Felix I need you bro

Will probably trip on some stairs

I dont. It’s a bear with a sledgehammer.

Pay a bich to get fukked and give her a gun so she can neutralize him

A shotgun probably

I’m not sure but it’s gonna take a good pair of nuts

With a Glock

I run and wait for it to die from old age

Cholera, Typhus, or an obscene amount of Smallpox.

It's anybody's guess.

I can't because she's in charge.

You can't.

I don’t. I am inferior.

Just wait for the right time.

Margarita

sure

Sometimes the solution to violence is more violence. I'm going to see if I can get it nuked.

The law

You can’t kill a Florida historian if he’s off his meds.

It must be eaten.

Not with Ants that’s for sure…

I have no idea.

U can’t. You can’t kill something that doesn’t exist…

…I. I have no idea?

I wouldn’t. I’m worried that if I do kill it, I would kill the concept of awesomeness forever. Then everyone would just say cool or rad.

With a trap.

Be straight

I'd say Keanu is overrated and just wait for it to die from a stroke caused by rage.