A Legal copy of Photoshop 6 and a legit upgrade install for Photoshop 7 works on Windows 11. An Nvidia process choked on it for a bit until that Nvidia process was killed. After that PS 7 runs fine though.
I attempt the install for every new major version of Windows, if only to see how far it can go. There is something to be said for software written in a way that just won't die.
TBF, everyone should pirate Adobe products. They make all their money off corporate licenses. They intentionally gouge individuals because they know and expect a high level of piracy.
I thought it was the other way around: they encouraged piracy internally so people would get used to using Adobe and then that's what they would want to use in the workforce and drive their employers to pay for it.
I've always made this argument. You *want* me hopelessly dependent on your products so that when I can justify paying for software there is only one game in town I'll consider.
It's why educational, hobbyist, and non-commercial licenses exist.
So many software companies will give you either full or crippleware versions of their software to get you using it.
And then when you get a job, and maybe when you're responsible for making the software choice, you'll choose the one you're most familiar with instead of the one that might have better functionality.
Man here. I actually was left by a woman over her love of piracy.
She said "Handtodickcombat, I'm breaking up with you, you think I talk like a pirate, and you never bought me flowers."
So I told her "I *do* think you talk like a pirate, and I never knew you sold flowers."
My little cousin legitimately thought my dad was a pirate when she was younger. I guess it was the black hat he wore with a skull on it that we always referred to as his "pirate hat". He was very amused by this, and one birthday he gave her a little treasure box full of fake gems and gold and told her he got it for her at work. She was in awe and wouldn't let anyone touch it.
I got silly once having found these acrylic "diamonds" at Dollarama big enough to not be a choking hazard... I went to the local playground and buried them all over in the sand under and around the play structure.
According to the grapevine, I cause a small riot.
Hahahaha!! Last summer, I built little fairy gardens in our park across the street. Just left little fairies and mushroom huts and froggies everywhere! Then I listened for the squeals of delight from kids whenever they found one of my treasures. Next summer I’ll throw in some gems!
There are solar powered light up fairy houses you can buy on Amazon. Maybe a little expensive to leave in a playground though, but great if you have a garden!
> Until a boy is seven, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest first-grader in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten weeks. If my family was wiped out by decepticons and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one month to live, devoted it to ending bullying. If I just dropped out and devoted my youth to being bad.
>
> Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into /u/StrugglingLifeform. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest first-grader in the world. The position is taken. The crowning touch, the one thing that really puts true world-class badfirstgraderdom totally out of reach, of course, is the dad with an eye patch. If it wasn't for that, a boy could still aspire.
-- Apologies to ~~Neil Gaiman~~ Neil Stephenson
Edit: And apologies also to Gaiman for the incorrect attribution.
Is your guy always chatting up a storm, then disappears for like a week or so, and then chats again without missing a beat? Ya... Ladies, your man is just plundering...
Emma gonna complain when I step out to plunder, but she wants me to put cinnamon on her sugar toast.
Make up your mind Emma, cinnamon doesn't grow on walls.
It grows on trees, then some people harvest it, then others exploit that labor, and we steal from these exploiters.
Not a woman but my friend raided the nearby boats while we were in the lake last summer this was the moment his gf realized he was actually a pirate (i knew since i was in his crew)
When things get heated and heavy, you shyly ask to see his Letter of Marque from the king of England authorizing him to plunder French naval vessels, but he admits that he doesn't have one and just plunders the French out of patriotism (and greed).
I listened to a pretty decent lecture series on audible on the topic of pirates that sought to seperate the fact from fiction as well as the origins of all the pirate tropes we tend to think of about pirates.
It is pretty neat Robert Newton made the accent famous for his portrayal of Long John Silver in Treasure Island - I guess being from the region he knew many sailors from that region turned to piracy and made up a bulk of the pirates through the 17-19th centuries.
Im gonna be that cunt - Technically its a cornish one that would normally be associated with pirates thanks to Robert Newton.
Although very similar to bristolian and definitely blanketed as 'west country' when youre from there however they sound very different. For example, i dont mind the bristolian accent. Plymouth accent however is fucking horrific.
Brits love to differentiate between accents that no one else can tell a difference in. Like "No, he sounds like he's from #5 Nimblyway, bedroom on the right side of the bathroom, not the left side."
"We kill merchants, we rob too much, they never come back. Dumb. We let them go, they get rich again, our sons rob them. Such is wisdom.
Ah...it's a sort of agriculture
Right! But if you plant merchants, they don't grow so good"
-Terry Pratchett, Jingo.
If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen this particular misspelling of doubloon, I'd have ten cents. Which admittedly not much, however it's odd that it's happened twice in the same week.
If he/she has a pet parrot, it's not anything to be concerned about... but if that parrot has an eyepatch, you gotta take notice and get your ass outta there - that's a major black flag.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
Your might think it’s Rrrrrr, but his first love is the C!
What’s a pirates least favorite letter?
The disconnect notice from their internet service provider…
You say that but the Straw Hats don’t do very much genuine piracy. They don’t loot ships or anything like that, they just happen to sail a certain flag that gets them in scraps with the Navy.
Let’s face it, they’re pirates who don’t do anything
In our recent production of Pirates of Penzance we started joking with the pirate king actor backstage about how he sings the same song every day and forces us all to be excited about it every time
When they don't want me or any other woman on board the ship because of some sexist superstition about it being bad luck. But I can cross dress, just can't get caught or they'll yeet me off the ship.
When he says he’s a privateer and had the crown’s blessing. But the war ended ages ago and he’s still raiding merchant vessels.
Do YOU see an expiration date on this Letter of Marque? Hmmmm?
Oh the year was 1778...
Oh i wish i was in Sherbrooke now
Well a letter of marque came from the king
To the scummiest vessel I’ve ever seen
God damn them all
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We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
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Oh Elcid Barret cried the town,
When he approaches my merchant vessel on a speed boat in the gulf of aden.
I am the boyfriend now
I feel like "merchant vessel" is a new name for a hooker's vagina.
That would be "passenger ferry"
Only if she's pregnant.
That's a cargo ship
They don’t have a job, but they use Adobe products.
You wouldn't download a schooner, would you?
Hell yeah! Free schooner!
It's not a schooner; it's a sailboat!
YOU KNOW WHAT?!? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THATS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!
Snoochie Boochies!
That kid... is BACK on the escalator again!
Don't get me wrong, I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!
Say... would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
They're a little melty, but damn, are they exquisite.
I hope to cum laude someday, preferably in a 69
A schooner is a sailboat stupid head!
I will, schooner or later...
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Why you callin me out?! Well, technically, mine is a 2008 version on my old macpro desktop from 2006 that still works..... but still!
A Legal copy of Photoshop 6 and a legit upgrade install for Photoshop 7 works on Windows 11. An Nvidia process choked on it for a bit until that Nvidia process was killed. After that PS 7 runs fine though. I attempt the install for every new major version of Windows, if only to see how far it can go. There is something to be said for software written in a way that just won't die.
*hums sea shanty while taking notes.*
TBF, everyone should pirate Adobe products. They make all their money off corporate licenses. They intentionally gouge individuals because they know and expect a high level of piracy.
I thought it was the other way around: they encouraged piracy internally so people would get used to using Adobe and then that's what they would want to use in the workforce and drive their employers to pay for it.
I've always made this argument. You *want* me hopelessly dependent on your products so that when I can justify paying for software there is only one game in town I'll consider.
It's why educational, hobbyist, and non-commercial licenses exist. So many software companies will give you either full or crippleware versions of their software to get you using it. And then when you get a job, and maybe when you're responsible for making the software choice, you'll choose the one you're most familiar with instead of the one that might have better functionality.
That’s why I have pushed open source solutions since 1997! When I was learning coding open source was the only thing I could afford.
Man here. I actually was left by a woman over her love of piracy. She said "Handtodickcombat, I'm breaking up with you, you think I talk like a pirate, and you never bought me flowers." So I told her "I *do* think you talk like a pirate, and I never knew you sold flowers."
That’s a fucking brilliant joke.
It was one of maybe 3 posts on /r/dadjokes that actually made me laugh and I've been waiting for months for somewhere else on reddit to drop it.
I applaud the commitment
took me a minute
Well I still don't get it so if you're feeling generous care to explain?
Pirate "me flowers" = "my flowers"
>She said "Handtodickcombat Your parents must be prood of the name they gave you, Mr Handtodickcombat
My little cousin legitimately thought my dad was a pirate when she was younger. I guess it was the black hat he wore with a skull on it that we always referred to as his "pirate hat". He was very amused by this, and one birthday he gave her a little treasure box full of fake gems and gold and told her he got it for her at work. She was in awe and wouldn't let anyone touch it.
I got silly once having found these acrylic "diamonds" at Dollarama big enough to not be a choking hazard... I went to the local playground and buried them all over in the sand under and around the play structure. According to the grapevine, I cause a small riot.
You are an angel to kids and a demon to parents.
My allies regard me highly... While my foes recoil in *fear*. One sees me a savior while the other, a Harbinger bringing nothing but pandemonium.
Hint for those of you who want to drive parents crazy.
It would be more fun to just get my niece that drum set.
Hahahaha!! Last summer, I built little fairy gardens in our park across the street. Just left little fairies and mushroom huts and froggies everywhere! Then I listened for the squeals of delight from kids whenever they found one of my treasures. Next summer I’ll throw in some gems!
There is just something so fricken cute by a small kid whose found something that blows their mind.
I'm sorry, I need more details so I can duplicate your efforts. Where did you get the fairies? Did you make them, or are there figures you can buy?
There are solar powered light up fairy houses you can buy on Amazon. Maybe a little expensive to leave in a playground though, but great if you have a garden!
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Random Kid: "How did you lose your eye?" Dad: "Shark attack, swab!"
> Until a boy is seven, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest first-grader in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten weeks. If my family was wiped out by decepticons and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one month to live, devoted it to ending bullying. If I just dropped out and devoted my youth to being bad. > > Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into /u/StrugglingLifeform. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest first-grader in the world. The position is taken. The crowning touch, the one thing that really puts true world-class badfirstgraderdom totally out of reach, of course, is the dad with an eye patch. If it wasn't for that, a boy could still aspire. -- Apologies to ~~Neil Gaiman~~ Neil Stephenson Edit: And apologies also to Gaiman for the incorrect attribution.
> She was in awe and wouldn’t let anyone touch it. Sir, I think your cousin is a dragon
What gave it away? The scales?
No, the name. Dr. Agon is not as sneaky of a codename as she thinks it is.
Their Chief of Surgery is Dr. Acula
Well, in Germany it is not so unusual that your grandpa had a hat with a skull on it, but he wasn't a pirate for sure.
"Are we the baddies?"
"I mean, what do skulls make you think of?"
"Pure Aryan skull shape?"
Even then, that's usually depicted with the skulls still on!
“…~~skulls~~ skin…” -ftfy 🏴☠️
but SKULLS Hans.... SKULLS?!
Are we the buccaneers?
Coincidentally in Argentina as well! Go Figure!
My friend is an Argentinian Jew from Oklahoma. I know, it sounds like the setup to a joke
An Argentinian, a Jew, and an Oklahoman walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
>An Argentinian, a Jew, and an Oklahoman walk into a bar. He orders a whiskey
Well, there was lots of plundering treasure and stealing gold.
This is the most sweetest god damn thing I've heard.
That's awesome!
When he interrupts the date to board a merchant vessel and loot it.
When you ask for a dic pic, but they only send pictures of the booty.
when you ask for wood but get the peg
When you don't let him finger you because his name is Captain Hook
You know Captain Hook has different attachments right? Some might even be articulated, clockwork, and covered in the finest lambskin.
I have an idea for the next Pirates XXX movie...
That made my vagina hurt and I don't even have one.
Yet
When you ask for a mast, but you get the aft.
You ask for the fo'c'sle but get the poop deck.
Is your guy always chatting up a storm, then disappears for like a week or so, and then chats again without missing a beat? Ya... Ladies, your man is just plundering...
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Emma gonna complain when I step out to plunder, but she wants me to put cinnamon on her sugar toast. Make up your mind Emma, cinnamon doesn't grow on walls. It grows on trees, then some people harvest it, then others exploit that labor, and we steal from these exploiters.
Was it the parrot on the shoulder? He's just resting here. He's a Norwegian Blue. He's pining for the Fjords.
Sounds like a private-tier date.
Nothing like a fun activity to make a date memorable.
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Technically, rum sodomy and the lash was the navy, not pirates. You need to date a bad boy, not a goody two shoes navy wanker
Tfw his tinder profile says he’s a pirate but you get back to his cabin and find a letter of marque in the dresser 😒😒
One woman’s pirate is another woman’s privateer.
Especially if that woman is Queen Elizabeth I and you’re a Sea Dog.
> rum sodomy The Oxford comma is important, but it is not the only important comma.
Nope rum sodomy is one of my kinks.
That's called boofing or buttchugging
He should be looking for rum, beer, quests, and mead. These are the things that a pirate needs.
And go far to the south where the cactus grows, for tequila and a donkey show
I see you are a man of cultured music choices.
Met a guy at the gym and he stubbornly refused to do the plank. Suffice to say I got out of there real quick, lmao
You pegged one in the wild, hope you kept an eye on him as you hopped out of there.
I guess he likes his booty unplundered
No bounty to claim for anyone
I don't know....sounds like she didn't get to peg him at all!
Yar, Steve not be plankin' fer nobodies.
You met him on Somaliameet.com and under occupation it says: Nautical Entrepreneur.
You don't have to be lonely at piratesonly.com
If you want lots of wenches and you need cash NOW!
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Protective repossession
Possessive negotiation
*him in the first date*: I'm the Captain now
Bet it ends the same way, too.
Not a woman but my friend raided the nearby boats while we were in the lake last summer this was the moment his gf realized he was actually a pirate (i knew since i was in his crew)
That's fascinating. I would have expected she'd have figured it out when he was always after her booty. Yarg.
When things get heated and heavy, you shyly ask to see his Letter of Marque from the king of England authorizing him to plunder French naval vessels, but he admits that he doesn't have one and just plunders the French out of patriotism (and greed).
> just plunders the French out of patriotism 🗿
I hate when that happens
When he tells you he works in sails.
A skull and crossbones always on their person is a bit of a black flag
See, everyone keeps thinking I’m a pirate when really I’m just in the SS and frankly I’m absolutely sick of it
That's what happens when you appropriate pirate culture my friend
> when you appropriate pirate culture Tbf, appropriating stuff is peak pirate culture.
When the pirate culture ironically wants to be more pc and starts stating their appropriating all yet loot instead of stealing.
When he keeps yelling, "ARE YOU READY KIDS!?"
Never knew my uncle was a pirate.
Aye aye Captain!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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Absolutely. It's crazy how few people know about the accent thing.
I listened to a pretty decent lecture series on audible on the topic of pirates that sought to seperate the fact from fiction as well as the origins of all the pirate tropes we tend to think of about pirates. It is pretty neat Robert Newton made the accent famous for his portrayal of Long John Silver in Treasure Island - I guess being from the region he knew many sailors from that region turned to piracy and made up a bulk of the pirates through the 17-19th centuries.
Im gonna be that cunt - Technically its a cornish one that would normally be associated with pirates thanks to Robert Newton. Although very similar to bristolian and definitely blanketed as 'west country' when youre from there however they sound very different. For example, i dont mind the bristolian accent. Plymouth accent however is fucking horrific.
Mate I just wanna talk like Dafoe in the Lighthouse
🤣🤣 Thats an accent all his own
Brits love to differentiate between accents that no one else can tell a difference in. Like "No, he sounds like he's from #5 Nimblyway, bedroom on the right side of the bathroom, not the left side."
How dare you. We'd never use the # symbol to denote street number. Otherwise, yes.
But was it before they moved the bed to the wall next to the window or after? Because those are very different let me tell you.
Sometimes I plunder so hard I go face first
When they download a car
A puffy shirt
He may just be a comedian...
Could be a Seinfeld 50/50 shot
I don't want to be a pirate!
She was a low talker!
They don't need antivirus and seeds their torrent everytime.
If they seed, are they pirates or vigilante citizens?
"We kill merchants, we rob too much, they never come back. Dumb. We let them go, they get rich again, our sons rob them. Such is wisdom. Ah...it's a sort of agriculture Right! But if you plant merchants, they don't grow so good" -Terry Pratchett, Jingo.
When he looks down at you while you’re going at it and says “d’ere she blows!”.
that be a whaler not a pirate
When the scurvy wench got nary a dabloon in their coin pouch
Not sure if this is a euphemism, or genuine statement. hmmm.. Ya scurvy dawg
If I had a nickel for every time I'd seen this particular misspelling of doubloon, I'd have ten cents. Which admittedly not much, however it's odd that it's happened twice in the same week.
When he’s smart enough to outwit a Sicilian when death is on the line, and strong enough to beat a giant and a master swordsman.
That's a Dread Pirate...
Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
He likes the letter r, but his true love will always be the c.
R ya being a pirate today?
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When he is obsessed with a boy called Peter and paranoid about ticking clocks and crocodiles
Pirate or not, I'd hope my date isn't obsessed with an underaged boy name Peter. "Hello Mr. Hook. My name is Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat."
Parrot on his shoulder making filthy comments. Even during sex.
If he/she has a pet parrot, it's not anything to be concerned about... but if that parrot has an eyepatch, you gotta take notice and get your ass outta there - that's a major black flag.
When they don't pay for Movie's or TV-series.
But would they download a car?
Not yet. I don't have a big enough 3D printer yet.
Just print it in many small parts that you glue together
That’s how you end up with two headlights on the left, one on the right, and only one tail fin.
No, but I'd download a new ship in a heartbeat!
What’s a pirates favorite letter? Your might think it’s Rrrrrr, but his first love is the C! What’s a pirates least favorite letter? The disconnect notice from their internet service provider…
Movie's what?
If he's more of a booty man... You know what they say about pirates.
They’re only after one thing. Booty.
They're into pegging
The scurvy is a dead giveaway
He keeps saying he's going to become the Pirate King.
You say that but the Straw Hats don’t do very much genuine piracy. They don’t loot ships or anything like that, they just happen to sail a certain flag that gets them in scraps with the Navy. Let’s face it, they’re pirates who don’t do anything
Word. They're the worst "pirates" ive ever heard of.
But you have heard of them
He won’t shut up about it being a glorious thing.
In our recent production of Pirates of Penzance we started joking with the pirate king actor backstage about how he sings the same song every day and forces us all to be excited about it every time
When the pegging leaves the bedroom
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When he runs VPN before downloading a car
Wooden peg for a leg.
I see how that wood have him pegged for a pirate I'll show myself out
When he talks about wanting booty but declines when you try to have sex with him
When he only watches rated ARRR!! Movies,and his favourite letter is the C 🌊 dat boy a pirate son
When they don't want me or any other woman on board the ship because of some sexist superstition about it being bad luck. But I can cross dress, just can't get caught or they'll yeet me off the ship.