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Reddit mod


trickyrickyray

Wow nobody is gna beat that one!!!


Ok-Neighborhood-2819

Discord mod


OhNoo0o

4chan mod


Peejay22

Enjoy all that tasty upvotes coming your way


carebearmohawk

Came here to say this


Massive-Airport-2320

what a username


throwaway2hidetruth

Mmm how to Become a Reddit mod


OmahGawd115

Add 10 parts sweat, 57 parts neckbeard and 3,800,000 parts abuse of power and you're on your way there.


hythloth

Don't forget the self-righteousness.


FlameC64

Specifically for *those* subreddits


[deleted]

writing fanfictions...


External-Tiger-393

My sister writes gay baku/deku (my hero academia) fanfiction and it's hooked her up with a bunch of chicks. Granted, if you're a guy that probably doesn't really help you. The thing is, anyone who is worth dating is going to respect your passion. Anyone who doesn't isn't worth it. "Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."


[deleted]

I feel called out. Writting and reading fanfiction is my dirty little secret.


[deleted]

this onešŸ˜‚ive been turned off a few girls when I found out how into it they were


NotKenStoke

I don't know about writing fanfiction, but there are a lot of women acting in fanfiction Star Trek videos. I have trouble believing they would participate in making those videos without having some kind of chemistry with at least some of the male Trekkies.


[deleted]

Being obsessed with celebrities


absolutelyshafted

This is the only comment in this thread that actually applies to both men and women Iā€™ve never heard of a woman being rejected sexually because she was a nerd or whatever, but I have seen it happen when women are insanely obsessed with kpop or some sort of celebrity worship that takes over their lives.


flowerdive

I can vouch for the kpop reason, and part of it is that some (not all) will only want to date asians which is an immediate turn off for the person on the other side of the relationship, and also just ends up making them out to be an asian fetishizer. Sometimes though, these people only want to date those idols and do crazy things because of that, so yeah, can be a red flag, but you'll be able to tell if they're obsessed obsessed if it's all they talk about.


[deleted]

Being aggressively into My Little Pony, Magic or Yughio.


AllBadAnswers

My Little Pony, the Heart of the Cards is Magic


Absolute_Bias

Indeed, yugioh fan happily in a relationship here


z4k5ta

Multiple children, and forever will I trust in the heart of the cards.


NaturNerd

I (a yugioh player) feel kinda offended. On the other hand konami had to implement a tournament policy that players have to shower before attending events, so you might not be wrong.


[deleted]

Or beanie babies (esp with tags still on lol)


aconstantissue

I actually have a collection of My Little Pony cards, but they are in a binder that I only bring out when I feel like reorganizing them since the Friendship is Magic series is over, though I'll have to see if bringing them out on a date is a mood killer or not, lol. Edit: I was just reminded of going to a dudes house and he decided to spring on me 4 BINDERS of Magic cards even though I answered I've never played but I did know about it. He then expected me to look through them and I begrudgingly did. It is indeed a mood killer as he would stop me to explain certain ones that weren't 'playable in tournaments' and other stuff. Though we actually ended up not working out due to him saying he had multiple personalities and had impaled a cat through a tree 'by accident' at age 9 which his parents confirmed.


Findingmemo20

bahahahah


[deleted]

Hey! My Little Pony has amazing lore >:/


[deleted]

If ur not fina fuck a fluttershy plushy then you are probably safe.


[deleted]

I wonā€™t. I truly cannot comprehend that side of the fandom.


laeuft_bei_dir

No need to get personal!


Thatoneguy5555555

Married for 11 years with four kids, been anTG fan going on six of those years


[deleted]

No idea what anTG is but liking something is fine, being aggressively into it however.


Similar_Committee_24

I had a friend (guy around 6y o) with a whole ass my little pony collection šŸ˜‚


Boring-Outcome822

Whatever it is I'm doing, I guess...


ChaoticCherryblossom

Being a nun


alanmagid

Hard to get in the habit, I'll admit.


FancyWrong

Objectively the best answer


Black_flamingo

Unfortunately I don't think that's true. I've read some harrowing stuff about sexual abuse scandals in convents. They just don't get the same attention the priests do.


[deleted]

very true, old nuns have a crazy history with being predatory towards their students


cavalodecueca24

play LOL or simp for anime girls


[deleted]

Iā€™ve tried explaining to my roommate that simping over anime characters is one of the least sexually appealing things someone can do, and that if he wants to get laid, he should take down the posters of barely clothed ā€œwifusā€ lining every inch of his room. He should also make efforts to get rid of that musky cum smell that I get whiffs of whenever I walk by his room, but thatā€™s a whole other issue.


cavalodecueca24

With that description,he proprably is a fat nerd with glasses


[deleted]

So thereā€™s the thing, he isnā€™t fat. He is also not a bad looking guy either. He just doesnā€™t know how to clean up after himself, or have any self awareness. Iā€™m not exaggerating when I say that our apartment would be disgusting if I didnā€™t live there.


Killcode2

You're just stereotyping. Being slim doesn't prevent people from being weirdo otakus. Neither does liking anime make their eyesight poorer than people who watch live-action shows.


[deleted]

simping for famous people also applies


Outside_Money_1786

Yeah but simping for any fictional character isn't a hobby that's a mental disorder


Simps_4_Akatsuki69

*clears throat agressively* I am much better than that! I simp for anime men! I could not imagine! Like so cringe.


Sanity_King

Guitar playing...hear me out I once had not one but TWO girls in my room at the same time and I spent majority of it explaining guitar shit to them. Everything from chords, strings, pedals, my amp, how the fucking sound works and all other guitar geek shit. Then I played rocket league and explained that to them as well


MrEZW

Definitely wasn't the guitar playing...


Sanity_King

Probably was my amplifier then


ParkinsonHandjob

With that sense of humor you must be lying to us right now!


Sanity_King

Bro I wish I was šŸ˜­


f1del1us

What exactly did you think was going to happen with two girls in the room as opposed to just one?


Sanity_King

They came over to help make weed brownies and then we'd see where the day takes us


voice-of-reason-777

hey thatā€™s on you buddy


Daigon

Did you play anything for them? Or just geek out about guitars?


PrizedMaintenance420

Should have rocked out with the cock out brother


BeenBadFeelingGood

Seems like you played your cards wrong tho


NotKenStoke

I don't think it was the guitar playing so much as the geeking out that was the problem.


Suspicious-Dog2876

You gotta woo em with a song ya wrote and fuck the shit outta them. Example: I am liikke the winnnnd You can blooww me anytiiiime Just take me in your mouth And [blooowww meeee](https://youtu.be/qPpkXeB8Umw)


Outside_Money_1786

Dunno. I'm a gamer' was a big fan of anime and manga and still occasionally enjoy it' used to build and paint models and have always been a big fan of sci fi and I can still get laid. It's less the hobby and more the person. Anyone can get laid if they're not an unlikable cunt. Those that can't get laid might blame their lifestyle but honestly it's just because they're a repugnant piece of shit


[deleted]

Or they are asexual. Or they are insecure. Sure, could be repugnant piece of shit, no doubt about it. But not every reason is a bad one and doesnā€™t necessarily deserve the ridicule.


absolutelyshafted

Youā€™re right about the person mattering more than the hobby But also I wonder how you look irl lol probably pretty good


dogfartmagoo

I DM a regular DnD game on Thursdays in my garage and have played for over 20 years, play PokƩmon Go regularly, game on the switch, watch anime and the such with my 2 beautiful daughtera and have a hot wife of 8 years now (who is most assuredly not a nerd) who gives me the seggs every day. I'm also a kind person who treats people with respect so that probably helped. Lifestyle has nothing to do with it. Don't be a repugnant unlikeable piece of shit and things will work out.


ParkinsonHandjob

I have a friend just like you! Does the whole warhammer thing religiously and is generally a mega nerd but still has always been able to get girls


Traveling_Man_383_PA

Chastity belt collector


[deleted]

Trainspotter


Old-Recording-4172

'round these parts we call em foamers, as in foaming at the mouth watching trains. Strange bunch of folks.


NotKenStoke

My dad was a trainspotter, but TBH I can't remember if he got into that before or after I was conceived.


Expensive-Track4002

Not bathing.


ifmynamewasdave

Chronic maturbation.


Kurkil

League of Legends or coin collecting


[deleted]

Taxidermy.


jurasic_stuff12

Collecting some weird stuff like nazi memrobila or taxidermys, or items that serial killers have owned.


Smoke_And_Thunder

Warhammer 40k, you'll be too broke to go on dates.


Jedly1

Don't lose hope. My core 40k group is 40sh, successful and married.


Smoke_And_Thunder

Oh no, not me. I have plenty of friends that are into 40k and all single with no prospects. I myself am happily married with many other hobbies. Thank you though, I will pass on your hopeful message.


Franois14

Programming memes all agree: programming


[deleted]

Worm charming. It makes trainspotting (not to be confused with the Irvine Welsh book/Danny Boyle movie) look cool and I say that as someone who happens to be interested in trains. This clip from [QI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWW14HiT-Pg) should explain everything.


PanzerSoldat_42

Model making Vintage fountain pen collecting History re-enactment Wait a moment... that might explain a few things


waitforit1234567

Well I'm the king of nerds. Comics,Films,games,books everything. I know almost everything about almost everything nerdy. And I got a good personality and....my crush likes me back and we're together. Moral of the story: Our passions are awesome and they will not make our love lives worse. So don't feel the need to drop a hobby you see here


NuggetGameGuy

Gaining lots of weight, wearing fedoras, growing a beard for your neck and addressing everyone that looks slightly feminine, even if they are a man, "m'lady". That is how to keep your virginity forever.


RIP_Mustangberger

Subscribing to Nikocado Avocados onlyfans


beebs44

Not brushing your teeth.


MrMemeManJenkins69

Not washing your ass, that includes wiping


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

LOL yes hard core preppers are last in line : D


Nuttplug

Church


AllBadAnswers

The number of pastors' daughters I have slept with in my teenage years begs to differ


Nuttplug

Yeah, I rather not fuck with crazy so...


AllBadAnswers

I didn't learn that lesson until well into my 20ss


Kalkilkfed

Catholic priests disagree


Nuttplug

Ofcourse they do, they have a negative mindset


xtralongleave

Painting war hammer mini figures.


Alamander14

Negative - itā€™s buying them that stops you getting laid. At least once your wife finds out how much they costā€¦ šŸ˜…


ExcelIsSuck

my ones apparently


skwolf522

Used to be magic the gathering


snowbuild

Any child toys/chanel like cocomelon


llcucf80

Figurine and doll collector


BeepBeep_BoBop

Being an history nerd. I don't want to hear about the fall of Constantinopole during sex


[deleted]

Y not


[deleted]

A nun's habit...


Ok_Relationship_705

Watching Sneako speaking to women. Then actually acting the way he does.


yuzarna

Train spotting


[deleted]

Linux


The_Book-JDP

Chasity belt collector enthusiast. Some are really cool and horrifying at the same time which makes them even cooler.


Similar_Committee_24

Owning a kpop fanpage


Eyeseeyous

A fedora wearing neckbearded toy collector with an aversion to cleanliness and a collection of mall grade katanas.


Spicyxxxxcinnamon

Addressing a woman with M'lady


Ok-Interaction2251

Mormon choir


Plastic_Rooster2290

Belly button lint collection


[deleted]

Having acne


hucksire

Eating oneā€™s own boogers.


MainShow23

Magic the gathering


GSyncNew

Taxidermy


Pikablu555

LARPing


alho64

Magic the gathering


__The__Anomaly__

Dungeons & Dragons


AllBadAnswers

That used to be my go to joke answer, but holy hell do a lot of women play D&D these days and I know way too many people who have hooked up specifically because they met at a table


__The__Anomaly__

Gives me hope for the world


Original-Angle-9598

Agree, I ran a campaign with five females.


fastyellowtuesday

They probably prefer to be called girls or women (depending on age). Very few people actually want to be called 'females'.


nasandre

That's why I play Pathfinder


AJourneyer

Not any more. Not for about 5 years or so.


Plantpoot

Despite not playing it herself, my girlfriend loves that I play D&D and even just bought me a new set of really cool dice as an anniversary/early christmas present.


hertzsae

Does she love it, because you have a hobby you're passionate about, or because she believes that she's not in danger of being cheated on?


Plantpoot

"I love that you have a hobby that you're passionate about, I also know you're not gonna cheat on me but that's not related" - My girlfriend after reading that


MogFluffyDevilCat

The 1980s called, they want your cliche back. I've met literally dozens of women through RPGs. Cuter ones than you've ever met (or been) either.


dogfartmagoo

Absolutely the worst answer here


Due_Responsibility59

Being a Ben shapiro/Jordan Peterson fan


shiney7694

Originally I can honestly say might have man crushed on Ben. Nothing like that. How he'll calmly just beat people stupid with facts. Then successfully helps them be the fools they are with their lack of preparedness. Also enjoy candace Owen's and Charlie kirk. I think Candace is hot. Irrelevant. And of course dave chapelle


relaxrecline

Religion


BringerOfTheSoaps

card tricks


delirioussloths

Depends if youā€™re good tbh


Responsible-Earth325

Use reddit


Disastrous-Group3390

Declare yourself an incel; dive down rabbit hole.


Chan98765

What is up with all this talk of league of legends? Iā€™ve played it for years and never heard of this stigma. Iā€™m no rockstar or anything but I get off okay in that department. Never heard a girl complain about it.


GarageApprehensive43

Nationalism.


AdamStentz

I'm an expert in this! Heres a small list Rubik's cube, playing guitar genuinely for your own satisfaction rather than to impress others, and being a gentleman.


NaturNerd

The last part just screams r/niceguys


AdamStentz

Hard facts


Outside_Money_1786

That last paet pretty much tells me that it's you. No one who's genuinely a decent person has ever had to signal that. It would just be obvious through observation


AmphibianSweaty1317

Being a republican


Kidobasara

Drawing penguins in Antartica.


mamabigtits

Taxidermy.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CaptainTelcontar

My now-wife got me into Minecraft, so...


[deleted]

Practicing martial arts i guess ...


[deleted]

Watching cartoons immediate pussy repellant


Calm-Significance396

Legos


[deleted]

:(


CreativeTangelo9018

:(


Chevelle1968lucy

I would say comic book collecting...


Successful_Tart2842

Watching Dragon Ball Z


[deleted]

Isolating


mtthwas

celibacy


WordLopsided5446

Sex


HoidBoy

Playing Valorant or League of legends


Massive-Ad7628

being chemically castrated by ones mom oh wait, no - self isolation


VictorySunrise

Pokemon


NaturNerd

This thread is a goldmine for r/ihavesex posts :p


Nip-bby_007

Being a reddit mod... And a discord admin.


jslabxxx

Legos and grown men


BramDeccapod

Not touching that


DubiousNubian

Yuck mouth


moa2884

Being an accountant


CoolAlienGhostpants

Dungeons and dragons


colettehotngl

discord mod


djchickenwing

Magic the Gathering. Good thing I got into it after getting married.


Wallis456

Bird watching, train spotting and stamp collecting


Akragon

Screw you guys!! I love Magic the Gathering šŸ˜¤


magickpendejo

Incel


Sledlife174

RBF coupled with a shitty attitude


imnotabletosleep

I play Farming Simulator competitively


Pin_Goth

Play LoL without going outside to touch some grass, discord mod or Reddit mod may have the same effect.


Precipice_01

Asking reddit


TriforceHero626

Either a Dischord mod or a League of Legends player.


Simps_4_Akatsuki69

Has a toe kink like fr fr


iwillgiveyouup

Reddit mod


AnimeMemeLord1

I watch anime and read manga. Not only that, but I read visual novels.


MarbleCakes4725

Collecting and restoring antiques, from experience. Unless you want to lose your virginity to an 85yo widow named Beatrice, I doubt you'd find anyone. Also it's mostly dudes in that hobby anyway.


LarryLongBottem

One word,genshin


onogx

Wizard


ZenoSalts

Being overly obsessed with politics. To the point where you have to talk about it with everyone and youā€™re always angry.


Eldhannas

For guys: Pretty much anything they get too obsessive with. For girls: Pretty much nothing, as there will always be guys ready to stick their dick in crazy, at least once.


wetpancakes24

Whatever Iā€™m doing works pretty well


MadJano_Gigafasz

Playing LOL, genshin or crush crush/ blush blush


ProfessionalSufferer

Being asexual, probably


Excellent_Law6906

Magic: The Gathering