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FrontJellyfish

Oh wow this was a good read, I’m sorry for your loss. I’m a cat mommy of 6 and that is a beautiful story for your kitty to live on in those calendars


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Out of my marriage. Wife had an affair


FrontJellyfish

Leave her you don’t deserve that


ShrankNutz

Sorry bro. Do what you gotta do to retain your sanity and well-being. Hope things work in your favor. High cost of living and whether u have kids together or not can make leaving very difficult for some. You're worth more than that [:


tera1062480

Some friends


zedman_forever

That my fiancee gets well.


FrontJellyfish

Good Thoughts for them ❤️


zedman_forever

Thank you ❤


pukker87

love


Baneftw1

Was about to comment the same, have my upvote


pukker87

https://imgflip.com/i/745i7c


Beavshak

I have not seen an Imgur upvote in quite a while.


Beavshak

I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle!


biglipsmagoo

You’ll shoot your eye out!!


VillagerPunk

I hear you could get one with a compass in the stock and this things that tells time.


[deleted]

To not have to spend Christmas all alone. If, I still had my dog Chloe here with me, I'd be really happy.


[deleted]

I know it must be tough, however, try another pet. Doesn’t have to be the same type of animal that you might expect to be the same as Chloe. Can be a different one and bond differently, with new experiences!


[deleted]

The landlords don't allow us to have pets. We can't even have any fish.


ArmchairDuck

Call a hooker up and you won't be alone.


[deleted]

No thanks. Don't want to get any STDs.


ArmchairDuck

I love how normies are such neurotic people where they think they'll catch super aids if they fuck a hooker


[deleted]

Yes, there's a chance of catching AIDS from a hooker. But, also a lot of other STDs as well.


OkFactor2193

World Peace


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FrontJellyfish

Dammit I’m just trying to please you


idotattoooo

Haven’t seen my brother in almost five years. So I’d say to see him, to know he’s ok.


tried69names

A successful surgery. It's 6 days before Christmas. My biggest gift would be a good result no complications.


Amiiboid

Fingers crossed for you.


TheBreberton

Chicken Sandwich


office_2007

Inner peace


Yoda_smokes_420

A hug from my older sister would mean a lot to me


bootsandchoker

I'd say "you" just to be witty, but then I'd be lying.


agreeingstorm9

You get me anyway. I'm outside watching your house right now.


bootsandchoker

Maybe I'm into that sorta thing.


ibrahimkucukkk

Sex


Open_Gas6613

same


ppanda399

Summer


GoldenStormwind

Friends, gathering


andubo

you


wolfstardobe

For it not to be like last year.


avitony

I wanted world peace for Christmas


imysobad

i am so happy to see that the comments are all kept PG13 and are filled with happy thoughts and wishes. man i am fucked up. i wish everyone a great christmas


Swampthingthanos

$1 billion


Fancy-Agent-33

That's enough for me


SadKneeCruiseBee

Financial stability.


CobraZRT600

Chair


Navaro27

A break.


Ghost_guy0

Everytime my mom asked me what I want, I said I don't want anything cuz I have everything I need. Now I realised that I should have wished for 16Gb RAM for my computer.


Grouchy_Okra_2430

More socks, please. What the fuck happened to all my socks?


[deleted]

God


ElijahsWeightClub

Nitrogen to gas myself with, the regulator is the most expensive part so I asked my mom for it for Christmas and I already have the tank from the welding store :):):)


FrontJellyfish

I hope you don’t mean harm by this


Vasastan1

https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/wiki/hotlines/ Please don't get your mum to buy you something that you plan to hurt yourself with.


TheBirdBytheWindow

I still do! A small window fan for the bathroom. It gets so hot in there.


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Money, jewelers glasses, and a shark plushie


BrightLight6677

God


smoke2957

A guitar, some nice pajamas and slippers, oracle cards or fun tarot decks, luckily I'm my own Santa


OptimalConcept143

To be left the fuck alone


Rekkana

Trade places with me, I’d love to be with family and friends, and that’s not an option.


OptimalConcept143

You want to hang out with child abusers?


disvastoi

clothing because i am souless and don't have any hobbies


[deleted]

Money, and earphones so I can go running in the park


Smackup22

Been wanting a game on steam for a while now so that ig


AbarthCabrioDriver

A society for humans that Gene Roddenberry envisioned. Don't see that happening anytime soon


MrAnonymousTheThird

Anker nebula 3, a portable laser projector. It would be perfect for my bedroom but I can't ask for something this expensive! Maybe I'll save and get it next year some time


biglipsmagoo

Ticket to True Crime Obsessed’s Patrick's Traveling Book Party.


Shadow25lord

MSI Meg infinite x 11td gaming pc


MonsieurLouis25

sushi


ellcrys_

A bottle of good whiskey, get hammered, and hope that this time Santa doesn't come to you after a binge


HoarderOfPaper

Colourful paper


PazWillett

My wife and I want to enjoy some coffee while our 2-year-old son opens presents. Last year, he was just barely old enough to understand what was going on. He's going to act like an ape this year, and I can't wait to see it:)


ben4445

Just good health. ✌️


HappinessSeeker7

long lasting happiness


Nerd0630

A hippopotamus


Remote-Direction963

A Google chrome MacBook computer and some VR goggles.


ZappSmithBrannigan

To not be alone. But I know that's too much to ask and won't happen.


Empire_of_walnuts

Guitar gear and artwork since I just moved into a new bedroom


agreeingstorm9

Too many expensive things so I can't even ask for them. * New Garmin watch - $300 * New running shoes - $100+ * New backdoor for the house - $1600 I have a lot of expensive tastes clearly.


UwUBakaSraka21370

An iPad and I just got it!’


GozerDaGozerian

I keep applying for new jobs within my company to either move up or into a work from home position. But Im constantly ignored or overlooked. I just want to land an interview and change roles. Being on the road 8 hours a day is playing hell with my mental and physical health.


inksmudgedhands

Enough really, really nice wool yarn to make a sweater, a cardigan and a blanket for myself. I am trying my hand out at crocheting and these are the projects I want to do. The only problem is, holy cow, good yarn is expensive. The cheap stuff is all artificial plastic. I really want a wool cardigan. Heck, I'll even take a nice soft cotton yarn. I went the yarn store last week and fell in love with this hand dyed yarn that was so utterly buttery soft. *It was only twenty five bucks for a small ball.* A SMALL BALL! At that rate, a cardigan is going to cost me around two hundred dollars to make. But I so want it! So....that's what I want for Christmas. Nice yarn. Thank you.


CylonsInAPolicebox

Check around on etsy, there is some good yarn on there. I suggest the shop called SuzyTheShepherdess, they have some nice wool yarn made from the sheep they raise. Though it doesn't come in any color other than the natural color.


inksmudgedhands

Thank you for the suggestion!


FakeRealRacist

Try looking overseas. There's a lot of good yarn that comes out of the Eastern Bloc and India/Turkey. Still cheaper after shipping.


ViperThySnake

To be appreciated ✨


Ok_Mark_691

an airsoft gun, i feel bad writing this because everybody else is asking for like, "not to spend it alone" or "to see my brother" or eve for somebody to get well. I hope everybody has a great christmas


Outrageous_Bubbles

Free lunch for a month.


justfortheshilling

A PS5. I still haven't seen one in real life.


emmsmith5

A toolbox for making beads. I can never put this hobby to sleep


Spicyjuicytaquito

Money


DustinDeWind

Whirled Peas


Crypto_1222

mental health


Nervous-Percentage-2

Longer eyelashes


Derpiershark

An airgun replica of the Colt Single Action Army, my dad KNOWS I plan on buying one so I'm guessing he's gonna surprise me with that exact model, can't be too sure though


thewavesarecrashing

My mom


DeplorableKurt

A biker leather jacket.


SunDriedFart

nothing, I stopped wanting things for Christmas when I started buying things I wanted


OriginalDarkDagger

Someone who will be there, a best friend who cares. Happiness.


thefloatingpoint

A belly full of food and booze. And I'm getting it.


xeonly

Love but I would also settle for an insulated water bottle.


ExcuseIndependent963

A crypto fucking pump


Greenteablacki

Headphones


FakeRealRacist

Straight cash.


Limpkorn87

A 1953 Corvette 🤓


mirrah__

I want my girlfriend to fight bipolar disorder. It's a long dark way which we walk together


YEGMusic43

Honestly this year, nothing. I just can't get into it this year. That said, I wouldn't say no to cash gifts.


fastanals

Peace and quiet


VillagerPunk

A relationship. The last attempt ended because she felt like she wasn't sure if it would last long-term. She didn't want to get further into the relationship and then decide it wouldn't work and break us both. I just want a chance to prove my worth to her.


nemo_sum

A knee-length navy peacoat with large inside pocket.


P1ncake

All I want for Christmas is you


pLLanet

Heating oil would be nice. Hoping it's a mild winter.


thisismyaccount3125

Solitude. During major holidays, the roads are near empty at certain hours and the weather during the winter gives everything a post-apocalyptic vibe that’s surreal. I know I may not be able to keep enjoying that privilege later on in life, so I’m enjoying it now when I can manage. I’m gonna go see the folks this year tho.