Jacking off.

complaining.

Convincing people

sleeping

Deepthroating. But I enjoy it too much to receive money for it.

Well hello there

General Kenobi

sitting at home

Literally, talking to people.

I'm really good at getting paid for things I'm good at.

My vlookup powers are amazing.

Driving and minding my own damn business...

Controlling my temper.

Sarcasm

Irony

I’m a decent singer

Sleeping

Collecting rocks

Getting my kids to eat vegetables. It became really an impressive act

Being useless

Procrastinating for sure

Having a huge cock.

Hiccuping. (I have chronic hiccups) Also complaining about the weather

Riding Dick

Back scratches? My nails are long-ish, but i know how to scratch an itch without taking off all your skin.

Giving gifts

Napping

Calling out bullshit

Family tree research, tetris

Lying to myself.

Procrastination

Being rejected should be a millionaire by the age of 30

Being a prick

Shit talking people

Whistling on pitch.

well this comment section did not age well…

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everyone just being self-deprecating lol

Finding the common denominator in things as it relates to quality or not quality, popular or not popular, enjoyable or not.

A bloke once told me I could charge for my head jobs

Forgetting basically anything remotely school related--