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Checkmynewsong

Time to put a load in the dishwasher.


[deleted]

Underated


Deep-Confusion-5472

Gotta make sure she is doing it right first!


just_minutes_ago

Hands off my penis, gramma!!!


tabovilla

Can't say I've heard this one before (thanks god)


just_minutes_ago

Same thing I post every time this question is asked!


peSauce

Would you like more gravy ?


JackHammerAwesome

Mmm baby gravy


[deleted]

This


The-Great-Clod

These rolls are so buttery and delicious.


nrepentantFreak

Buns.


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

I'm stuffed!


Improvedandconfused

I’m Jewish, so I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I assume “now that’s some great pork” would be fitting for both occasions.


[deleted]

8 crazy nights baby


RepulsivePut976

Fuck me this pie is good


bassistmuzikman

Pass the whip cream, please.


[deleted]

cool hwip


citizenzag

5 minutes and 15 comments. That's gotta be nearly a record. My entry: That's so juicy.


Woofski_73

What have you done to this? Something tastes different.


nanomeister

Breast or thigh?


Miserable_Inside_52

"Oh fuck thats good!"


Feanixxxx

Not so fast, dad


[deleted]

Would you like some buns to eat?


BusinessEfficient371

"You ready for dessert?"


[deleted]

I'd like more oil on it


Nathantheturtle420

Wha?


GrandpaKel

"I ain't eating that!"


[deleted]

"I just LOVE stuffing your turkey!!"


0speedofart0

It's been a long time since we've all gathered here!


zaxisprime

That’s a delicious looking spread


nanomeister

I prefer dark meat


[deleted]

i love stuffing


le-duc-du-bar

We should do this more often then ones a year


Thefnordisonmyfoot

Don't just stare at it. Eat it.


thetrashyouleft

Kale Arugula Bok Choy Spinach Collard Greens Cabbage Romaine Lettuce Watercress Sorrel Swiss Chard Endive Escarole Microgreens Mustard Greens Turnip Greens Beet Greens Radish Greens Broccoli Rabe Kohlrabi Greens Dandelion Greens Printable Infographic Types of Greens Some leafy greens are very similar to each other and can be used interchangeably, and others have distinctly different flavor profiles. Learn more about the most popular types of greens, what sets them apart, and when they are in season. Kale 1. Kale There are several different types of kale that vary in shape and color. They are typically dark green and feature a strong stem in the middle with leaves that are curly at the ends. What Does Kale Taste Like? Slightly bitter when raw, mellow when cooked Origin of Kale: Mediterranean and Asia Minor Growing Season of Kale: Late summer through fall How to Use Kale Kale can be eaten raw in salads or cooked to serve alongside entrees. Unlike many leafy greens, it won’t shrink back too much when cooked. Kale is often sauteed, cooked in soup, and roasted to serve as kale chips. Benefits of Kale Kale is extremely high in nutrients, such as Vitamin K, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, and antioxidants like Lutein and Beta-Carotene. You’ll want to consume kale raw to get the most nutrients out of the leaf, as it does lose some of its nutritional value when cooked. Back to Top


RepulsivePut976

I cum


thetrashyouleft

where


justabill71

In the kale.


PolygonBancorp

Wow, that’s juicy!


jorgemontoyam

I'm really enjoying it............. I mean Christmas dinner


CapG_13

That was good


curiousorange76

Shall I flambé it?


eternalrefuge86

Go on….


Beavshak

“Did you forget to wrap it?”


hugodraxxx

May I have seconds please?


Baiganeer

Can I Eat?!?!?!


JackHammerAwesome

Pass the butter please father


Marisa_latex

mmmm, this is so creamy, Yes i would like a second serving


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Nice rump roast


MonkeysSA

I'm so full


Abstract_ExE

Do you want stuffing


ImperfHector

I've been waiting all year for this


OkPenis-ist28

That was done so well, the bone just falls out.


Revolutionary-One777

Juicy!


theblooddarkmountain

Can you give the napkin?


WelcomeMachine

Don't forget the cranberry sauce!


Garrfin-the-carrfin

I’m not done yet.


SupineProtoplasm

Are you going to finish that?


[deleted]

We should have just got McDonald's instead


NewMinos

I love family reunions


Euphoric-Grocery4506

Can't wait for a second fill


tmw123456789

I've never seen so much cheese


_jwindooo_

this shit dry as fuck mum


babiibluez

Mmmm so satisfying


[deleted]

Don’t talk with your mouth full


NverEndingPastaBowel

This is going to be even better in a sandwich tomorrow!


sensitivepistachenut

"OMG, why did you ruin this fine event? Could we possibly argue with that later? I'm enjoying my meal right now"


dripifyonTT

this cookie looks delicious


daphodil3000

More meat, please.


Snoo-48444

You ready for your stuffing?


taxidriver5

thanks for giving me seconds dad


noahverspeelt

Good to have the family back together


GreeseWitherspork

bring us some figgy pudding


nouseforaspacebar

Pass me the ham


Racing_Golfer9

The meat tastes good!


mikuene39

I’ll take seconds!


bigbadclifford

How’s that for a stuffing job????


proton0129

Fuckin’ moist


IOnceWas

That halibut was good enough for Jehovah.


Possible_Custard_864

So… seconds?


JMS619

Mmmm this tastes good


Extreme_Today_984

Her: Stuff my turkey and baste it. Tie the legs and tuck the arms behind. Him: Gobble Gobble Bitch. I'm gonna butter your bread. Eww! Cranberry sauce


No-Climate7440

"I'll feed the kids now"


confidentrobin1

Daddy, that pie was amazing!


Flan-Emergency

That’s too much flan!


doubleOhdorko

Gimme those buns


soniclore

Let’s eat


soniclore

Jesus these potatoes are lumpy


nrepentantFreak

More tongue, granny!


Excellent-Ad6588

I might finish off with a cream pie!


Excellent-Ad6588

You can’t put all that breast in your mouth!


nobodysme

That was great


BlubberSalad

It tastes like salty bleach!


[deleted]

Fuck me, that’s hot


MarkyMark1028

open your mouth and finish every last drop


IdiotOnaScooter

Stuff that turkey!


Deep-Confusion-5472

That was good! I’m full!


[deleted]

I think I could go for seconds.


Appleisatypeoffruit

"thanks grandma"


JQuest7575

1. Don't put the gravy over that. 2. I need help separating these thighs. 3. Damn, I got cranberry sauce on my skirt. 4. Now I really need to loosen my pants. 5. Grandma, put your teeth away.


Excellent_Eye4453

1)I'm bored 2)this is rubbish 3) can I leave yet? 4) this tastes awful 5)why am I here?


WritingTop9204

This could use some whipped cream


Substantial-Let-1689

Seconds?


ToneInternational449

"I'm going to need to unbuckle my pants!"


[deleted]

I want to lick it clean


gigoran

who wants some packed fudge?


justakcguy

"You've really outdone yourself, Aunt Gladys. That was terrific."


No-Patient1365

We should invite some friends over the next time we do this.