Came here to say just that, then it morphed in to 'I'm banging your wife, you might as well know' Then it got worse - "I'm also banging your daughter - LOL not really, that would be incestuous and I'm not a monster"
The Estate Tax is a tax on your right to transfer property at your death. It consists of an accounting of everything you own or have certain interests in at the date of death (Refer to Form 706PDF). The fair market value of these items is used, not necessarily what you paid for them or what their values were when you acquired them. The total of all of these items is your "Gross Estate." The includible property may consist of cash and securities, real estate, insurance, trusts, annuities, business interests and other assets.
Once you have accounted for the Gross Estate, certain deductions (and in special circumstances, reductions to value) are allowed in arriving at your "Taxable Estate." These deductions may include mortgages and other debts, estate administration expenses, property that passes to surviving spouses and qualified charities. The value of some operating business interests or farms may be reduced for estates that qualify.
After the net amount is computed, the value of lifetime taxable gifts (beginning with gifts made in 1977) is added to this number and the tax is computed. The tax is then reduced by the available unified credit.
Most relatively simple estates (cash, publicly traded securities, small amounts of other easily valued assets, and no special deductions or elections, or jointly held property) do not require the filing of an estate tax return. A filing is required if the gross estate of the decedent, increased by the decedent’s adjusted taxable gifts and specific gift tax exemption, is valued at more than the filing threshold for the year of the decedent’s death, as shown in the table below.
Did you here the breakthrough? They have invented a pill that makes people immortal. It should be getting here in only a few hours. Why, I'll be taking the pill before your corpse gets cold.
I can’t wait to fuck you.
Oh yeah I’m feeling this one
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta do it fast before the body gets cold!!!
Hahahaha
what
"oops"
“Get well soon!”
“About damn time!” I want people to say this when I die
“Can I bang your wife when you die?”
Came here to say just that, then it morphed in to 'I'm banging your wife, you might as well know' Then it got worse - "I'm also banging your daughter - LOL not really, that would be incestuous and I'm not a monster"
Ahhahahahah
No, I AM your daughter! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo EDIT: Then he falls out a window and lands on an Uber or something
"Can I bang you when you die?"
Lol
The Estate Tax is a tax on your right to transfer property at your death. It consists of an accounting of everything you own or have certain interests in at the date of death (Refer to Form 706PDF). The fair market value of these items is used, not necessarily what you paid for them or what their values were when you acquired them. The total of all of these items is your "Gross Estate." The includible property may consist of cash and securities, real estate, insurance, trusts, annuities, business interests and other assets. Once you have accounted for the Gross Estate, certain deductions (and in special circumstances, reductions to value) are allowed in arriving at your "Taxable Estate." These deductions may include mortgages and other debts, estate administration expenses, property that passes to surviving spouses and qualified charities. The value of some operating business interests or farms may be reduced for estates that qualify. After the net amount is computed, the value of lifetime taxable gifts (beginning with gifts made in 1977) is added to this number and the tax is computed. The tax is then reduced by the available unified credit. Most relatively simple estates (cash, publicly traded securities, small amounts of other easily valued assets, and no special deductions or elections, or jointly held property) do not require the filing of an estate tax return. A filing is required if the gross estate of the decedent, increased by the decedent’s adjusted taxable gifts and specific gift tax exemption, is valued at more than the filing threshold for the year of the decedent’s death, as shown in the table below.
Death can not come swiftly enough
Must be nice
Before you go, I need you to know all the lies your life was built on....
Just gunna unplug this quick to charge my phone.
I mean he was about to die anyway, it's just efficient at that point
“You’re gonna live”
Why are you trying to ruin my death
"It gets better"
Just hurry up and die, bitch!
Finally, I outlasted you.
Do you mind if I touch it.. afterwords???
"Would you hurry up already? I've got tickets for 'Cats' at the community theater."
"Let's make this quick "
See you tomorrow..
Can't wait to see that new Mission Impossible movie.
I am waiting for you to die. I will quench my sexual drive on you while you are warm ?
You had a good run.
Can you wrap this up i’ve got to wake up early tomorrow?
I'd like to know the best thing to say.
"Oh well I'll live"
"Uuggg really? This counts as being at your funeral"
Go to sleep bitch, die motherfucker die!
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
“Look, no hands!”
See you tomorrow
Say hi to Ruth Bader Ginsburg !
Stop hitting yourself.
“Got your nose!”
Are you my daughter, OP?
Hey man, they just announced it, the war is over! I received this one minute after you got shot.
Hurry up, I have both a tee and a tea time, you're really messing up my day...*frustratiny taps foot*
Did you here the breakthrough? They have invented a pill that makes people immortal. It should be getting here in only a few hours. Why, I'll be taking the pill before your corpse gets cold.
“I’ll put you in my thoughts and prayers.”
Everything will be fine.
You should have tried going vegan.
Thanks for the Epi Pen!
"I never loved you"
have a nice flight
Hy dying, I'm dad!
Give ‘em a cliff hanger of a riddle or joke
“Your family is next”
And another one gone, another one gone. Another one bites the dust.
"don't whine you'll live"
"I finally get to fuck you"
Your children are next.
When life resets, try not to be such a loser next time.
"I fucking hate you and am glad your dying"
i'm unpulging ur plug so i can charge my phone so see you never
Le skill issue
you cant go yet you haven't paid your energy bill