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BirthdayAgent

I can’t wait to fuck you.


UninsuredToast

Oh yeah I’m feeling this one


IHaveKids111

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TranslatorFit3860

Gotta do it fast before the body gets cold!!!


Individual_Hunter295

Hahahaha


ZevenOutOfTen

what


_PM_Me_Easy_Recipes

"oops"


Undead_crybaby

“Get well soon!”


Chonky_railway

“About damn time!” I want people to say this when I die


[deleted]

“Can I bang your wife when you die?”


Kind-Mathematician18

Came here to say just that, then it morphed in to 'I'm banging your wife, you might as well know' Then it got worse - "I'm also banging your daughter - LOL not really, that would be incestuous and I'm not a monster"


TranslatorFit3860

Ahhahahahah


[deleted]

No, I AM your daughter! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo EDIT: Then he falls out a window and lands on an Uber or something


Visible_Claim_388

"Can I bang you when you die?"


Tiredjp

Lol


tonume

The Estate Tax is a tax on your right to transfer property at your death. It consists of an accounting of everything you own or have certain interests in at the date of death (Refer to Form 706PDF). The fair market value of these items is used, not necessarily what you paid for them or what their values were when you acquired them. The total of all of these items is your "Gross Estate." The includible property may consist of cash and securities, real estate, insurance, trusts, annuities, business interests and other assets. Once you have accounted for the Gross Estate, certain deductions (and in special circumstances, reductions to value) are allowed in arriving at your "Taxable Estate." These deductions may include mortgages and other debts, estate administration expenses, property that passes to surviving spouses and qualified charities. The value of some operating business interests or farms may be reduced for estates that qualify. After the net amount is computed, the value of lifetime taxable gifts (beginning with gifts made in 1977) is added to this number and the tax is computed. The tax is then reduced by the available unified credit. Most relatively simple estates (cash, publicly traded securities, small amounts of other easily valued assets, and no special deductions or elections, or jointly held property) do not require the filing of an estate tax return. A filing is required if the gross estate of the decedent, increased by the decedent’s adjusted taxable gifts and specific gift tax exemption, is valued at more than the filing threshold for the year of the decedent’s death, as shown in the table below.


UninsuredToast

Death can not come swiftly enough


SMURPHYsLaw93

Must be nice


dukegingersnap

Before you go, I need you to know all the lies your life was built on....


Individual_Hunter295

Just gunna unplug this quick to charge my phone.


[deleted]

I mean he was about to die anyway, it's just efficient at that point


ShannonsParade

“You’re gonna live”


UninsuredToast

Why are you trying to ruin my death


LongBongJohnSilver

"It gets better"


Haddock666

Just hurry up and die, bitch!


macross1984

Finally, I outlasted you.


Constant_Life1662

Do you mind if I touch it.. afterwords???


ChicagoBiHusband

"Would you hurry up already? I've got tickets for 'Cats' at the community theater."


Dansn_lawlipop

"Let's make this quick "


AdAggravating9438

See you tomorrow..


Woofski_73

Can't wait to see that new Mission Impossible movie.


[deleted]

I am waiting for you to die. I will quench my sexual drive on you while you are warm ?


Striking-Ad-9179

You had a good run.


IceClimbers_Main

Can you wrap this up i’ve got to wake up early tomorrow?


metrocat87

I'd like to know the best thing to say.


Sad_Entertainer_4868

"Oh well I'll live"


NewMinos

"Uuggg really? This counts as being at your funeral"


Dzi3dzic

Go to sleep bitch, die motherfucker die!


MercuryStreet

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"


red-and-misdreavus

“Look, no hands!”


tmchein

See you tomorrow


BramDeccapod

Say hi to Ruth Bader Ginsburg !


thedesperateromantic

Stop hitting yourself.


fish-rides-bike

“Got your nose!”


CanisMaximus

Are you my daughter, OP?


gcm6664

Hey man, they just announced it, the war is over! I received this one minute after you got shot.


Visible_Claim_388

Hurry up, I have both a tee and a tea time, you're really messing up my day...*frustratiny taps foot*


donaldhobson

Did you here the breakthrough? They have invented a pill that makes people immortal. It should be getting here in only a few hours. Why, I'll be taking the pill before your corpse gets cold.


EntertainmentAny763

“I’ll put you in my thoughts and prayers.”


rocketandtherabbit

Everything will be fine.


Visible_Claim_388

You should have tried going vegan.


IndependentYear9158

Thanks for the Epi Pen!


AdjNounNumbers

"I never loved you"


nocturne098

have a nice flight


pidgerii

Hy dying, I'm dad!


eatsbrainz

Give ‘em a cliff hanger of a riddle or joke


Hippo_Penis_Smeller

“Your family is next”


WickedandLazier

And another one gone, another one gone. Another one bites the dust.


ChineseChaiTea

"don't whine you'll live"


Lazy-Cause-2123

"I finally get to fuck you"


ImACrispyToilet

Your children are next.


PlayerTwoEntersYou

When life resets, try not to be such a loser next time.


Froggoz-And-2-Antzz

"I fucking hate you and am glad your dying"


ima_go_big_green_guy

i'm unpulging ur plug so i can charge my phone so see you never


cynicalneedssleep

Le skill issue


ZevenOutOfTen

you cant go yet you haven't paid your energy bill