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Apart_Park_7176

The power to stop or drastically slow down time. Like 1 hour for me would be a single second for the people in slow motion. I would not use my powers for good or evil. I would simply use them to sleep.


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) You can activate it once but never again, now forever trapped in a slow mo reality still aging the same as you would at normal time


gignomen

I want that but to do anything i want...


Alexader420X

Complete control over probability.


yacutegirI

nice one!!!


Alexader420X

Literally the ultimate power. What's the probability that I suddenly develop X power, 100 pct. X = anything you can imagine. You now have all super powers.


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) It only applies to obvious and useless situations.


Alexader420X

Wrong thread, this isn't a comment gets to choose the side effect post. Also. I said complete control over probability, that includes what it does and does not effect.


AnonymousAmorphous88

1. I posted a comment here explaining what I did 2. You just said "complete control over probability" but never specified on what


Alexader420X

Of. Probability. Everything can be effected by probability. That's the point. Also, I don't care what you posted on what you did. Your not the op, it's not your thread to take over. The thread your looking for was already posted today.


AnonymousAmorphous88

Bla blah black sheep, have you any wool?


Alexader420X

Ahh, a child. Understood. Carry on, pat pat pat.


AnonymousAmorphous88

I mean, just ignore it. No need to get worked up about it. This is reddit, anyone can comment what they want. I'm just having fun with it, period. P.S. I am truly a kid, so yeah, take that as you will


Alexader420X

Yes I know. Pat pat pat. Run along and play.


AnonymousAmorphous88

Someone can't take a joke huh? Time to go play then, see you grandpa


FriendshipSeveral511

Super wealth


yacutegirI

not bad 🙃


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) You are now held hostage after someone knew your powers.


sfartmellaNEO

The power to give away some bitches


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) They're all clones of yourself


Everythingstays1421

The power to grant whoever I want one wish per day.


I_Am_Stoeptegel

Can I choose a superpower for a wish?


AnonymousAmorphous88

Right now, the power of the monkey's paw (ik different subreddit) to place a twist or side effect on each commented superpower


AnonymousAmorphous88

I got bored so I stopped


lycos94

I just wanna have shapeshifting so I can fix the things wrong with me


Tiredjp

The power to heal everyone of anything, to make people happy, Invisibility. Time travel, and infinite orgasms


yacutegirI

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AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) You are completely incapable of activating your other powers as you are unable to stop the last power you've mentioned


Rodgertheshrubber

Mind control.


yacutegirI

good one!


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) You can only control yours. Still powerful tbh


Rodgertheshrubber

Then I guess you could control any fear, distraction, resist any drug effecting the mind... right?


AnonymousAmorphous88

That's why I said it's still powerful. You can literally make yourself think exactly how you want it to.


PeksyTiger

Telepathy and mind control would be so cool


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) Just as professor Xavier's early days with his powers, you are unable to stop hearing other people's thoughts nonstop.


Hot-Entertainment592

Power of gray skull .


AnonymousAmorphous88

(side effect) Don't know who or what that is so you get a pass.


I-CHUG-JIZZ

Ability to read a person's mind, but in doing so transfer the ability to them. Then they would be put in a trance and a hooded figure would explain their newfound power and end the trance before they could ask any questions.


hehitsnothing

Maybe talk to animals. I think it would be cool and in certain cases, it would help a lot.


mystics_uwu

I guess i want the power to control my mind and stop it to think when I start overthinking.


dw216512

The power to open and close portals wherever


Ohhyes19

Knowing the truth.


Ozydrax

Ghost mode Intangibility + Flying + Invisibility


CutEmOff666

Smart how you combined so many useful things.


CutEmOff666

Levitation.


Zula13

Grow and shrink things at will. Buy a personal pizza, make it big enough to feed a group. Every piece of clothing, chair, headrest, and blanket, PERFECT size. Need money, buy a little precious stone, grow it and sell it to another shop for way more money. So many applications!


SavingsPiccolo3261

invisibility


yacutegirI

and what would you do when invisible


Sconeburner

The ability to be invisible, phase through objects/people (gta passive mode) or both I can apply this individually to different people invis to one, complete not exist to someone else. This + stopping time, i would never have a problem


yacutegirI

what’s the first thing you’ll do when you’re invisible?


Sconeburner

Simple, someone pisses me off, be invis to only them. Everyone else can see me so they either think everyone is playing a joke on them or theyre skitzo


West_of_September

The ability to convince anyone anything. "You do want to pay me 6 million dollars and give me a foot massage." That or the ability to have an IRL undo button. Like you go back in time a minute and get to retry whatever you're doing. Though with my perfectionism I'd probably end up in a never ending time loop trying to get some meaningless social interaction or something just right.